O’Reilly and Miller announce new ‘business partnership’: ‘Waterboarding World’
O’Reilly and Miller announce new ‘business partnership’: ‘Waterboarding World’
Last night on Fox News, host Bill O’Reilly and former comedian Dennis Miller announced a new “business partnership.” “We’re opening a theme park: Waterboard World,” O’Reilly said. Funnyman Miller explained how the park would help in efforts to curb greenhouse gas emissions:
MILLER: You know, I had a caller on my show, Bill today, the radio show, a guy named A.J. from Milwaukee. He had the best take on this. He said change the public relations of waterboarding, say that people are emitting too much CO2 and when you pour water down their nose, it cuts into their CO2 exhalation.
O’REILLY: So it’s better for the planet.
MILLER: You can call it greenboarding. And we could sell it. Greenboarding! There you go!
Watch it:
Miller concluded the segment by singing to the tune of the Beach Boys’ “Surfin’ USA,” —
“If everybody had a cheesecloth across the USA.” As actual comedian David Cross once observed of Miller, “You truly are the king of references.”
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I remember when Dennis Miller was actually somewhat funny. That is another way of saying “I am really old”.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:30 pmThe Return of Beavis and Butthead.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:30 pm“former comedian Dennis Miller”
You got that right. He used to be funny. Now, he’s just a jerk.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:30 pmThis is what passes for humor in rightwing world. Could be why Miller is a part-timer on Fixed Noise.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:30 pmDidn’t Dennis Miller’s relevance expire something like 15 years ago? Just askin.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:33 pmDennis Miller is painful to watch. I wish he’d stop humiliating himself.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:33 pmformer comedian Dennis Miller
– - Dennis was really funny before the I.V. Kool-Aid drip was permanently inserted.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:34 pmThis is absolutely SICK, there’s just no other way to put it. How can people watch this?
January 29th, 2009 at 3:41 pmHell, if they were captured by the enemy and waterboarded, they would be the FIRST to say it was torture…
January 29th, 2009 at 3:41 pmGuido the Loving OBGYN Says:
Who the hell is Dennis Miller?
A first class jagoff with crappy “jokes.”
January 29th, 2009 at 3:43 pmucsbclassics53 Says:
Hell, if they were captured by the enemy and waterboarded, they would be the FIRST to say it was torture…
I know, Miller and BillO would confess to the assassinations of Lincoln, JFK, RFK, and Gandhi if they faced waterboarding. These two hacks define subhuman.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:45 pmSounds like there was an excess of hot air on Fox News last night.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:46 pmDennis Miller is proof you don’t need to make horrible movies, rack up the DUI’s/have a drug problem or force yourself on women to totally fall off the comedy/career radar.
Thinking you’re funny on Billo’s show is about as bad as irony can get.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:46 pmAndrew Dice Clay called, he wants his controversy back. Baby. Hoo hoo.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:47 pmSo funny I forgot to laugh.
Republican comedian, isn’t that an oxymoron?
just plain moron?
January 29th, 2009 at 3:47 pmMiller : References :: O’Reilly : Falafel
January 29th, 2009 at 3:47 pmDennis Miller was so much funnier and saner before he crossed over to the dark side. Now I won’t give him the time of day.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:47 pmDennis Miller was never really funny, he was just funnier than the rest of the cast of SNL in 1994…
January 29th, 2009 at 3:50 pmPerhaps they should read this case where two Texas sheriffs and two deputies were sent to prison for waterboarding.
It was the year Big Brother was born, 1984. At the trial one of the deputies asserted the Nuremberg defence to no avail:
Just Following Orders
January 29th, 2009 at 3:51 pmDumb and Dumber!
January 29th, 2009 at 3:52 pmits unimaginable that anyone would find humor in that. how far removed from reality must one be to find this amusing?
what sick bastards these men are.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:53 pmIt’s time to turn the whole concept of misinterpretation on its ear:
O’Reilly is advocating the practice of waterboarding on children.
See? We can stretch the truth too, BillO! You sick bastard.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:53 pmAt this point is anyone else getting a notion that the Billo’s of the world partake in waterboarding parties as a fetish?
January 29th, 2009 at 3:58 pmI’m sure Miller thought he was being hilariously funny, but I’m agog that he apparently doesn’t realize that “humor” this sick belongs more on South Park coming out of Cartman’s mouth.
On the other hand, maybe the Bill-o show is on a par with that…
January 29th, 2009 at 3:59 pmSo this is your modern GOP? The law and order party? The party of tough guys? The party of Reagan, Wayne, Heston, etc? The part who seems scared of their own shadows? The party where men are men and sheep are nervous?
Yep, sounds about right.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:00 pmIgnore the BORe
January 29th, 2009 at 4:01 pmI worked on SNL when D. Miller was there. He was and still is an insufferable sob. It’s really hard to think of bigger a$$holes than this tool.
He thinks he’s more hip than any room he’s ever walked into. Actually, his turds are more hip in his own bathroom.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:02 pmSo now what? Do we look forward to a new reality serious on Faux? A dozen people in a dungeon vying to have the others waterboarded before they get booted? Just to prove it isn’t torture?
I hate to give them ideas.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:04 pmI am always annoyed when waterboarding is referred to as “simulated” drowning. There is nothing simulated about it. In fact, it is actual controlled drowning—water fills the lungs and causes suffocation. The victim is merely revived before actual death occurs. Of course this is torture. The United States justly executed Japanese during WWII who performed this exact torture on US servicemen. Now we learn that the Bush administration recently performed this procedure on prisoners at a modern gulag created by the US.
I realize that this is really a propaganda effort by Fox news to dissuade the masses about the seriousness of waterboarding which occurred during the Republican’s watch. Still, the fact that grown men can be laughing and making jokes about this procedure (jokes that were non-funny even notwithstanding the subject) is obscene.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:06 pmIn the old days – when our country had a soul and a spine – words supporting and encouraging torture would have been deemed ‘out of line’ and almost always repudiated on the spot. Now? Scared GOPr’s use torture as a punch line.
We have fallen so far as a country. Will we eve find our way back?
January 29th, 2009 at 4:08 pmYeah….haha….hahahaha….destroying the image of the United States is so darn funny. Putting our troops at risk of torture because our own government engaged in it is just so hilarious. Authorizing war crimes gives me such a belly laugh.
….former comedian indeed. I’d put O’Reilly in that same category. His show must be some kind of parody of a know-nothing blowhard. It’s pretty bad when even young Hollywood actresses like Jessica Alba know more about history than you do. http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/01/28/2009-01-28_jessica_alba_bill_oreilly_doesnt_know_hi-1.html
January 29th, 2009 at 4:10 pmWhen a comedian is reduced to doing RW RADIO and commentary for Falafel Man, your career is pretty much down the terlet . .
When was the last time Miller appeared in Vegas, anyone know?
January 29th, 2009 at 4:13 pmActually, I would love to see one person who claims waterboarding is ok go on national TV and let professionals run the drill on them. If it isn’t torture, they should be willing to demonstrate it before the public.
I would be willing to bet it would happen the day after Santa personally delivers the Red Ryder BB gun into my own hands that he never has brought.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:15 pmHow far is FAUX Noise from having a neo-Nazi themed show? I mean, at what point do you have to get to before someone says “this is simply unnaceptable for televised public discourse.” At what point of evil do these filth have to get to before society at large simply shuns them outright? I don’t know, but I’m just dying to find out.
Stay classy, Republicans.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:15 pmBobwurst Says:
Dennis Miller was never really funny, he was just funnier than the rest of the cast of SNL in 1994…
January 29th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
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Oh, I’d have to disagree with that. This was the time when SNL had Mike Myers, Phil Hartman, Chris Rock, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Al Franken, and David Spade – BEFORE they all started making shitty movies.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:15 pmHT, that crew was never even as close to funny as the original.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:18 pmSo basically they’re saying they don’t espouse water boarding to keep us safe from terrorist they just think drowning somebody is no big deal. Nice.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:19 pmSomeone should waterboard both of them. Maybe we could get them to admit to all sorts of heinous things (we all know they are completely dishonest borderline (?) criminals, but what the heck, lets force them to confess to whatever they think we want to hear just so we stop).
Yep, I’m sure they make lots of jokes about it then.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:19 pmWhether they’re as funny as the original cast doesn’t matter much. Most of the ‘94 cast members were arguably more funny than Miller.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:20 pmMaybe Dynamo wants to volunteer and show us how it’s no big deal for him to be water boarded.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:21 pm“O’Reilly and Miller announce new ‘business partnership’: ‘Waterboarding World’”
Good lord.. Welcome to Planet Bizarro featuring BillO and Miller’s excellent adventure.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:21 pmJosephP Says:
I am always annoyed when waterboarding is referred to as “simulated” drowning. There is nothing simulated about it. In fact, it is actual controlled drowning—water fills the lungs and causes suffocation. The victim is merely revived before actual death occurs. Of course this is torture.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
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I agree that the term tends to understate the barbaric nature of the procedure, but it’s still somewhat accurate. By definition, drowning means “to kill by suffocation in water or other liquid.” It’s not technically drowning if the victim lives.
Perhaps it would be better described as “the filling of lungs with water.”
January 29th, 2009 at 4:21 pmHoodathunk Says:
HT, that crew was never even as close to funny as the original.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
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I know, I know, but I was too young when the show was in its heyday. For me, the early 90s were the golden years, and it’s been a downhill road since.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:23 pmMiller did the news on SNL and that was about it. Everybody who does that segment is funny and I’m sure that has a lot to do with the other writers.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:24 pmmisshusseinmolly Says:
I’m sure Miller thought he was being hilariously funny, but I’m agog that he apparently doesn’t realize that “humor” this sick belongs more on South Park coming out of Cartman’s mouth.
On the other hand, maybe the Bill-o show is on a par with that…
I’m sure the writers of South Park would at least have Kyle or Stan be the voice of reason to Cartman if he said that.
Expecting any reason or transparency on The Factor is like hoping for a genie and the rest of Arabia to pop out of a lamp you get at a flea market.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:24 pmThis was almost as bad as watching him on Monday Night Football.
I don’t think these guys realize how much respect they lose from the general public, regardless of their political views, when they talk about serious things in this manner.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:25 pmNext, O’Reilly and Miller will open ‘Holocaust Camp,’ where the cookouts are a real gas! ..and a Catholic daycare featuring ‘hands on’ approach to children….
Miller was closer to the irony mark when he was shilling for ‘net zero.’
January 29th, 2009 at 4:26 pmDynamo Says:
I don’t associate with terrorist !
You lie! You pool boy for George Bush!
Idiot.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:30 pmThe only schtick Miller is good with is the one up his butt.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:32 pmDon’t worry, Dynamo, when they board you they can keep the ‘terrorists’ away.
Except the ones boarding you.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:33 pmI would be for it, if they were the first 2 on line.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:34 pmCan anyone translate this for me?
I want to respond to Dynosaur but I don’t speak Gibberish.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:34 pmRalph: I think he said “please waterboard me”.
Just sayin’…
January 29th, 2009 at 4:35 pmHungryHungryHippo Says:
I don’t think these guys realize how much respect they lose from the general public, regardless of their political views, when they talk about serious things in this manner.
Actually, 3H, I don’t think these guys care how much respect they lose from the general public. Guys like O’Falafel, Squish Limpballs, Insanity, and Miller aren’t spewing their garbage to get respect — they’re entertainers, nothing more. They’re simply taking the $ of the 23%’ers and laughing all the way to the bank with it…
January 29th, 2009 at 4:35 pmLet’s waterboard Dennis “Shecky Goebbels” Miller. He expelling too much co2
January 29th, 2009 at 4:35 pmI don’t associate with terrorist !
Yeah, but you neighbor says different.
Lock him up- water board him immediately!!! We mut have that ‘intelligence’
I don’t associate with terrorist !
That’s what a lot of people held at Gitmo are saying… if only we had someway of determining who was telling the truth, like a trial or a hearing…
See why innocent until proven guilty and the right to a speedy trial are important even in cases of suspected terrorism?
It’s time to be proud of being an American, dynamo… and American’s don’t torture… not even those who they think have ‘associate with terrorist !’
January 29th, 2009 at 4:36 pmIf they want, they can be defense witnesses at the trial at the Hague. I’m sure that will go over big time.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:36 pmWhy is Dynamo so afraid of a little water?
January 29th, 2009 at 4:36 pmWhat next? Rape jokes?
January 29th, 2009 at 4:41 pmWe all know poles lie. They make soup from duck blood. And are the butt of many jokes.
(Real heavy snark)
January 29th, 2009 at 4:42 pmHeh. “Dumb and Dumber” for sadists.
Oh, goody!
January 29th, 2009 at 4:42 pmThe Dogfather Says:
Actually, 3H, I don’t think these guys care how much respect they lose from the general public. Guys like O’Falafel, Squish Limpballs, Insanity, and Miller aren’t spewing their garbage to get respect — they’re entertainers, nothing more. They’re simply taking the $ of the 23%’ers and laughing all the way to the bank with it…
I definitely agree with that. It just doesn’t sit well with me that Fox News will let this happen and not give a darn about the value of their news coverage. These guys are detrimental to their credibility in my opinion. But then again…I don’t think Fox News cares about that either.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:47 pmDennis Miller (in his own voice) -
This guy hasn’t been funny since Joe Piscopo was borrowing Eddie Murphy’s “Soul Glow”, then pumped-up bigger than Aretha Franklin suffering from a peanut allergy before he imploped and disappeared like a min-supernova, spawning the careers of such incredible screen legends as myself and Jon Lovitz.
Anyone remember the “Dennis Miller Show”?
Me neither.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:47 pmDynamo Says:
Love it!
You love being tortured, or you love people joking about other real people really being tortured?
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Dynamo Says:
I don’t associate with terrorist !
Maybe you don’t, and maybe you do. But I bet we could find out that you did by waterboarding you. And since we could find that out, then you must. And if you must, then you could have actionable intelligence that could save lives. We’ll need to get that from you as well. See how easy that is?
January 29th, 2009 at 4:48 pm“former comedian Dennis Miller ” How true- now he’s just a hateful, torture-promoting jerk.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:50 pmWho said anything about terrorists? Sounds like you know something. Tell us about the terrorists. Ve have vays of making you talk, old man.
January 29th, 2009 at 5:04 pmDynamo Says:
Of course you do. You are ignorant, cowardly have no decency and no soul. YOU are the O’falafel demographic
January 29th, 2009 at 5:09 pmDynamo Says:
I don’t associate with terrorist !
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You also dont associate with functional braincells, decency, those with actual souls and human beings. You do know you are a festering pustulant open herpes sore dont you?
January 29th, 2009 at 5:11 pmObviously, cheney (bush hasn’t figured out the potential problem yet) has put the word out: “Water carriers, make torture acceptable to Americans.” Dumb and Dumber are carrying out the orders, just like good repubs should!
January 29th, 2009 at 5:12 pmCheap laughs at the expense of someone else, less powerful, or less smart (that’s what all his obscure references are about, really) than himself is the only funny Miller has. He’s a bully which is why he gets along with ORielly, they stroke each others man-hood.
I stand corrected Hussien Toasterhead. I went and looked over the casts of the Dennis Miller years, and for the most part, he was nowhere near the funniest castmember.
dixie blood, what was it like working at SNL? What did you do? What was the funniest thing that never made it on air?
Dynamo must be channelling tarzan again.
January 29th, 2009 at 5:32 pmLike minds attract – Two jumping jackasses! BillO, the Clown and Dip$hit Miller making fun out of torture. Wouldn’t it be just desserts for BillO to get captured on his foreign travels and enjoy the fine sport of waterboarding himself?
January 29th, 2009 at 5:33 pmYeah, cheap laughs for sleabegags – BillO & Miller – a Confederacy of Dunces.
January 29th, 2009 at 5:34 pm….oops…sleazebags and sleazegags – two clowns on the same stage.
January 29th, 2009 at 5:34 pmMiller has finally become as obscure as his references. Look for him to pop up next the the definition of “ignominy” in your newer dictionaries.
poor ‘lil cha-cha – sux to only be invited to the nubs’ parties, huh babe? gett togethers over at Rush’s mosquito ranch and golf pants emporium in FL, or poring over musty smelling baseball cards in Geoge Will’s overheated basement wearing old polyester Astros uniforms (with nothing underneath). and yeah, b-t-w babe, does Ann Coulter have a unit or what? (thought you’d know, since she’s the only wingnut pseudo-celebrity gal you might have a shot at)
Tune into Fox next week for the pilot of Dennis’s new lifestyle chat show “Lonesome Livin’ with Dennis Miller” – guests will include Bill Bennett, Jack Abramoff, and Duke Cunningham. Musical Guest: Ted Nugent
January 29th, 2009 at 5:35 pmrimhotep seems to be channeling miller with his literay allusion. Well Played!
January 29th, 2009 at 5:35 pmObscure? Confederecy of Dunces won the Pulitzer Prize.
January 29th, 2009 at 5:39 pmShouldn’t these guys be at their meeting of Assclown’s Anonymous?
January 29th, 2009 at 5:47 pmDennis Miller was never funny, even on SNL, so I guess he fits being a republican..
January 29th, 2009 at 5:53 pmmaking jokes only he can laugh at…
Orally and Miller should have tried out for the movie grumpy old men..
No wait… Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon were funny….
nevermind..
Bobwurst Says:
Cheap laughs at the expense of someone else, less powerful, or less smart (that’s what all his obscure references are about, really) than himself…
Citing pop culture doesn’t mean you’re actually “smart.” It just means you memorized a bunch of pop culture citations before going on.
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Bobwurst Says:
I stand corrected Hussien Toasterhead. I went and looked over the casts of the Dennis Miller years, and for the most part, he was nowhere near the funniest castmember.
I think that’s around the time they started having a seperate “Weekend Update” anchor who didn’t participate in regular skits. I was wondering why they did that, now I realize it’s that Miller couldn’t do the other skits.
January 29th, 2009 at 5:55 pmWhat’s new two jerks(Miller & O’Reilly) who never put on the uniform singing the praises of torture.
January 29th, 2009 at 5:55 pmSince Bordello of Blood it’s been all downhill.
January 29th, 2009 at 5:56 pmDennis Miller has been wrong since he wore white socks with suits and had an Achey Breaky Mullett!
January 29th, 2009 at 6:02 pmBill O and Miller would be great to have a beer with – that is, if wanted to wake up 5 hours later smoking crack with two hairy-legged Dominican transvestites.
January 29th, 2009 at 6:03 pm“HAHAHAHAHAH!!! And after the waterboarding … the ovens!!”
Seriously, what qualifies as evidence of mental illness these days?
January 29th, 2009 at 6:11 pmI had a small role in Bordello of Blood – I’ll tell you, the crew LOATHED Dennis Miller. ;o)
They told me so.
January 29th, 2009 at 6:22 pmWhat’s really bad is his radio show…..he tries so very hard to be hip it’s painful. Constant references to rock music icons, films, various cultural references…..it’s pretty awful. The most annoying thing is his forced, fake laughter at his own crappy jokes, like he just said something unbelievably hilarious…..I’m wondering how long it’ll be before the radio show goes down the tubes and the only gigs he can get are on Faux Nooz and the occasional crappy show in Vegas.
Hey, even conservatives are hip, baby! Yuk.
January 29th, 2009 at 6:30 pmYou know what else cuts down CO2 exhalation?
Shooting people in the back of the f**king head.
I have no epithet low enough for these… argh, I don’t even know what to call them! “Human” sure doesn’t apply.
January 29th, 2009 at 6:39 pmThis is one of an endless examples of Republican humor. The caliber of intellect is nothing short of juvenile. There is nothing funny about waterboarding. The fact that O’Reilly finds it funny should not surprise anyone.
As for Dennis Miller, he is a failed comedian and counts for very little anymore. This seems to be the best he can do. He is a pathetic excuse for even a Republican. He hangs on the fringes of show business and politics. Miller is as successful as he will ever be. He can go no further because there is no further for him to go. He has no talent.
January 29th, 2009 at 6:41 pmI bet Daryll wishes holy water was used in these waterboarding sessions.
God knows how to make anyone repent for their sins…even in liquid form.
January 29th, 2009 at 6:51 pmHe’s the King of jerks, only more full of himself.
January 29th, 2009 at 6:53 pmThe great thing about being a Republican humorist is that you NEVER need new material.
January 29th, 2009 at 6:53 pmDaddy Love Says:
The great thing about being a Republican humorist is that you NEVER need new material.
Dennis Miller is just an ongoing Karl Rove hip-hop dance that won’t stop…but the music has.
January 29th, 2009 at 6:56 pmWay, way back when Miller was sorta funny…
….not so much anymore…cretin lowlife scum sucking pig is more like it.
January 29th, 2009 at 7:09 pmOh, I get it!!! O HA HA HA HA HA!! Torture AND human self-destruction!! HA HA HA HA
January 29th, 2009 at 7:12 pmComplicit to treason and war crimes, throw these two a$$wipes in prison, let them make their jokes behind bars.
January 29th, 2009 at 7:25 pmWho’s Dennis Miller & why does anything Billo the Clown has to say matter? Just ask Jessica Alba.
January 29th, 2009 at 7:37 pmWho would mourn to learn, upon awakening, tomorrow, that Bill-O and Dennis Miller had been found dead, by auto asphyxiation, covered in canola oil, and wearing wetsuits, in the bathtub of a sleazy hotel?
January 29th, 2009 at 8:20 pmDennis Miller noticed that there weren’t any really funny people on the right.
He thought he’d fill a niche.
He misunderestimated.
The issue isn’t there are no right-wing funny people.
The issue is that there is nothing funny about them…
January 29th, 2009 at 8:23 pmIn the words of a former senator ,
January 29th, 2009 at 8:25 pm…. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?”
“Last night on Fox News, host Bill O’Reilly and former comedian Dennis Miller…”
The operative words here being “former comedian.” Miller has said anything funny in 10 years. And most certainly not since he sold his smug, decrepit soul to the gods of right-wing buffoonery. You’re a class A loser Dennis and you deserve to hold company with pukes the likes of O’Leilly.
Just saying . . .
January 29th, 2009 at 8:27 pmDennis Miller was one of the funniest and most relevant/irreverent comedians, particularly within the political realm. Everyone has a right to earn a living, to put their kids through college- and so does Dennis- but he had an actual career before shilling this crap. It’s a shame.
January 29th, 2009 at 8:42 pmTwo swines in a sty.
January 29th, 2009 at 9:29 pmAnd being such quality-control experts and advocates, Miller and O’Reilly will no doubt test out all the “rides” at their Waterboard World to make certain that they are user friendly and family safe.
Taser Land. Guard Dog Races. Panties Toss. Sleep Deprivation Derby.
Miller and O’Reilly will give them all a try, since they are such conscientious and caring guys.
And I’m certain some people will buy tickets to their Waterboard World to help Miller and O’Reilly during the testing phase, which to be thorough, should span many years.
January 29th, 2009 at 9:42 pmWell, lets just all get together and “greenboard” Dennis Miller. Billo isn’t worth the effort. He’s a complete lost cause as far as humanity goes. But, Dennis, well I believe he would love it! He could make realtime humor about choking with his lungs half full of water.
Show us all what a real man you are, Dennis Miller, and subject yourself to waterboarding. Let us see for ourselves just how humorous it really is you fu(king tool!
January 29th, 2009 at 10:17 pmMILLER: You know, I had a caller on my show, Bill today, the radio show, a guy named A.J. from Milwaukee. He had the best take on this. He said change the public relations of waterboarding, say that people are emitting too much CO2 and when you pour water down their nose, it cuts into their CO2 exhalation.
I hope Miller contracts the CO2 retainer form of COPD. Thousands of people die of this disease, every year, because their systems cannot cycle out CO2. Big joke.
January 29th, 2009 at 10:53 pmDennis Miller was never funny. He was just smug, condenscending, smarmy, snarky, and cruel. He’s just showing his true colours now.
January 29th, 2009 at 11:00 pmLet’s assume that I think that making a joke about torture is funny. Let’s assume that I think torture actually produces any valuable intelligence or evidence. Let’s assume that torture wasn’t just outright wrong…
His joke was not clever, it was not intelligent. There is no comedic or satiric value. There wasn’t even a valid argument hidden within this sick attempt at humor.
January 29th, 2009 at 11:22 pmDennis Miller is not or never has been funny. He had to change professions in desperation. Now he’s just a pathetic right wing hack with no knowledge of politics and nothing much else for that matter.
January 29th, 2009 at 11:23 pmDanCaveman Says:
Let’s assume that I think that making a joke about torture is funny. Let’s assume that I think torture actually produces any valuable intelligence or evidence. Let’s assume that torture wasn’t just outright wrong…
His joke was not clever, it was not intelligent. There is no comedic or satiric value. There wasn’t even a valid argument hidden within this sick attempt at humor.
Exactly. It’s the same with all of this Republican hate speech that they try to pass off as “humor.” In order to be able to fall back on that defense, they’d actually have to be saying something that was actually funny, but they never are. The only reason their audience laughs at it is because they’re spiteful and evil. It’s the laugh of a supervillian, not of someone who was actually told a clever joke of some sort.
January 30th, 2009 at 12:08 amTopping the Bill-O Toper –Laughing while torturing? —IT’S PRIMETIME INSANITY !!!!
January 30th, 2009 at 2:37 amDennis miller pitching his crappy radio show on bill orally’s crappy cable show. it’s the only way these dooshbags can get any publicity these days.
January 30th, 2009 at 5:57 amHow far America has sunk when a pair of scumbags like these morons are considered prime time entertainment.
January 30th, 2009 at 8:46 amWhat a pair of plageristic ripoffs!!! They stole my idea from last week when I envisioned Disney Gitmo. Typical right-wingers–not an original idea in the whole bunch. I am pissed!! Where do I go to claim royalties from any profits that they may gain? Thievin’ bastards.
January 30th, 2009 at 12:00 pmTwo more faces of the former GOP.
January 30th, 2009 at 12:17 pmI hope they go for it.
The line for that greenboard amusement ride will be pretty short.
Hopefully the line will only comprise of Miller and O’really. and their minions.
January 30th, 2009 at 1:12 pmWhen did Dennis Miller turn into an humorless, arrogant, degenerate Zionist?
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