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Joe the Economist.

By Faiz Shakir on Feb 3rd, 2009 at 9:45 am

Joe the Economist.

The ubiquitous Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, aka “Joe the Plumber” and “Joe the War Correspondent,” will soon add a new moniker to his profile — “Joe the Economist.” Politico reports that House GOP congressional aides decided to invite Wurzelbacher to a meeting on the stimulus in hopes that it will attract some media attention:

joethep.gifWurzelbacher, who became a household name during the presidential election, will be focusing his talk on the proposed stimulus package. He’s apparently not a fan of the economic rescue package, according to members of the group.

If nothing else, GOP aides are using the appearance to get staffers to attend the 9 a.m meeting.

“In case you weren’t planning to attend CWG tomorrow morning, you might want to reconsider because Joe the Plumber will be joining us!” Kimberly Wallner, an aide to South Carolina Sen. Jim DeMint, wrote in a message to her e-mail list this afternoon.

Steve Benen comments, “This is what it’s come to for Republican staffers in Congress. In the midst of an economic crisis, and after balking at a stimulus package, the GOP is turning to an unlicensed plumber/campaign prop to discuss legislative strategy on economic policy.”



137 Responses to “Joe the Economist.”

  1. calavzma says:

    seriously?

    this is embarrassing in general. can joe the plumber please just go away?

    really?
    joe the plumber’s opinion matters to the gop?

    really?
    REALLY?


  2. misshusseinmolly says:

    Surprisingly, words fail me.


  3. GSD says:

    I wish the GOP had chosen this nitwit to head their party. He’s funnier than Eddie Murphy. The 80’s Eddie Murphy.

    -GSD


  4. coskibum says:

    It just doesn’t get any better than this… Palin & The Plumber 2012!


  5. christopher wiwi says:

    This is a guy who continually opens his big mouth and inserts his foot, boy would I love to be a fly on the at this fiasco, so he`s going to call more tax cuts for his wealthy peers?


  6. christopher wiwi says:

    Did they clear this with the head GOOPER,Rush.


  7. Dumb Fox the Average Golfer says:

    It’s like these people are trying to parody The Simpsons.


  8. DNFP says:

    Rush and Joe are their spokespersons and policy makers.

    When your aiming for the bottom of the barrel, it helps when your poster-boys are already there.


  9. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Make it stop… make it stop… teh stupid… it BURNS…


  10. ElBruce says:

    Palin / Wurzelbacher 2012!!!

    This is beautiful. The GOP just doesn’t stop getting stupider.


  11. coskibum says:

    Dumb Fox the Average Golfer Says:

    It’s like these people are trying to parody The Simpsons.

    No they are the Simpsons… The gift that keeps on giving– GOP!


  12. Bilbo Hussein Baggins says:

    If this wasn’t so sad, it would be hysterically funny. What has happened to the Republicants?


  13. Dumb Fox the Average Golfer says:

    coskibum Says:

    Palin & The Plumber 2012!

    Post that at Malkin’s place and you will be very popular. Seriously.


  14. spencers mom says:

    Tomorrow, the first hundred staffers to show up for the meeting will get free baseball caps!

    Pitiful, yet not surprising. Got a PR problem? Get a skinhead!

    PEACE


  15. coskibum says:

    coskibum Says:

    Dumb Fox the Average Golfer Says:

    It’s like these people are trying to parody The Simpsons.

    No they are the Simpsons… The gift that keeps on giving– GOP!

    Sorry my bad, don’t want to Dis The Simpson’s that way…


  16. gummitch says:

    Ooooh, I wanna get his autygraph!

    This is hysterical. Just when you think the Republicans couldn’t look any more ridiculous, they pull a stunt like this.


  17. katy says:

    he looks, there, to be pulling on his imaginary beard too…

    kimberly sounds a bit like a love-struck teen… is joe the GOPer ladies’ vision of cheesecake? … uh bouy…


  18. Marie says:

    Which is the bigger joke — Joe, or the GOP?


  19. Uncle Ho says:

    Ok, Joe, er, Sam, the nonplumber.

    Your 15 minutes of fame is long over, months over. Now,

    GO AWAY!


  20. katy says:

    and, none too soon:

    Obama plans media blitz on stimulus plan
    USA Today – 48 minutes ago
    By Ron Edmonds, AP WASHINGTON (AP) – President Obama planned Tuesday to blanket US television with the message that Congress must approve hundreds of billions of dollars to fight off economic collapse.

    seems like LAST WEEK would’ve been a good time…


  21. Zooey says:

    I guess Joe hasn’t figured out yet that he’s a joke.


  22. Nevar says:

    caption…

    “Too much glare?”


  23. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    “In case you weren’t planning to attend CWG tomorrow morning, you might want to reconsider because Joe the Plumber will be joining us!” Kimberly Wallner, an aide to South Carolina Sen. Jim DeMint, wrote in a message to her e-mail list this afternoon.
    ______________

    Alomst makes him sound like a children’s birthday party clown… what’s he going to do. juggle? make animals out of balloons? Do some spiffy card tricks?

    What’s even more painful is the possibility the GOOPers will actually be EXCITED about this.


  24. PatrioticLiberalChristian says:

    Available: Joe the Stand-In

    Need a plumber, a journalist, an author, an economist, or even a Congressman for your next event? Can’t find a real one or don’t want to take a chance with a real one. Hire Joe the Stand-In. This human marionette will perform just as you wish. You don’t have to worry about any independent thought slipping out. Just give him a few key phrases, place him where you want him, and enjoy his performance! But wait, that’s not all! Discounts for multiple bookings is available.


  25. coskibum says:

    You know that the GOP is in a world of hurt when they have Joe The Plumber advising them and David Duke calling them racist and threatening to leave them… Thank you Lord for answering my prayers in such a big way!


  26. katy says:

    oh… i see that “news” is covered at the FAST thread…
    i’m late getting here…


  27. Uncle Ho says:

    Perfect timing by the Rethuglic party. Just as President Obama is trying to get an economic stimulus package passed, the GOPers parade the nonplumbing war correspondent as an economist.

    For his next act, he will be a brain surgeon, specializing in GOP lobotomies.


  28. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Uncle Ho Says:

    For his next act, he will be a brain surgeon, specializing in GOP lobotomies.
    _____________

    A psychoproctologist?


  29. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Gee… I’m not feelin’ a lot of respect for Joe here this morning.

    The man’s an ICON… of what, I’m not sure… but he’s already been immortalized w/ his own Mexican velvet painting. Must count for something, no?


  30. House of Roberts says:

    Dr. Hussein Matt at 9:58 am

    McConnell

    Cornyn

    Boner

    Cantor

    See? The real thing doesn’t get any better!


  31. Uncle Ho says:

    TROS; I need a new keyboard after that one. ROFLMFAO. (:-D)


  32. mauro7inf says:

    Seriously. Who thought it would be a good idea to invite Not-Joe the Not-Plumber to a meeting on POLICY? Have they ever heard him talk? He’s like Sarah Palin, except that under her completely inept exterior, she’s a somewhat less inept actual governor. Just… wow. I’m not going to hold my breath for this idiot to go away. I’m just going to hold hope against hope that the American people take this opportunity to laugh at how stupid the Republicans and the media have become.

    The funny thing is that this sounds partisan, because Republicans might say the same thing about Obama, with whose policies they disagree. But given how ridiculously stupid Joe the Plumber is, and this isn’t based on policy differences but on the fact that he’s a blabbering idiot with shit for brains, well…


  33. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    For those of you unfamiliar w/ the term, a psychoproctologist is a doctor who can explain why people behave like a$$holes.


  34. Dumb Fox the Average Golfer says:

    PLC @ 27.

    Bullseye.

    Only a matter of time until we meet Joe the Climatologist denying global warming.


  35. coskibum says:

    The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Gee… I’m not feelin’ a lot of respect for Joe here this morning.

    The man’s an ICON… of what, I’m not sure… but he’s already been immortalized w/ his own Mexican velvet painting. Must count for something, no?

    I hope an ICON with staying power… It’s like XMAS all over again!


  36. Nevar says:

    “If nothing else, GOP aides are using the appearance to get staffers to attend the 9 a.m meeting.”

    “This group is an organization of conservative Capitol Hill staffers who meet regularly to chart GOP strategy for the week.”

    “OK people, listen up! Our strategy this week is how to be more efficient serving refreshments to our respective Congresspeople. Our special guest today is none other than Joe the Plumber, who will advise us on upgrading and servicing the coffee urns. Next week, hold your applause please, our featured expert will be none other than the Cookie Goddess herself, Lurita Doan!


  37. Zimzone says:

    If the Swamp needs draining, get a plumber.

    Be careful, Joe; this swamp is engorged with toxicity. You’re likely to find dirty diapers, outdated Viagra, used designer clothing, and decaying Moose among the withering Bushes.

    Remember, you’re a Hero until they don’t need you…


  38. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    coskibum Says:

    I hope an ICON with staying power… It’s like XMAS all over again!
    __________

    I’m sure Colbert and Stewart agree w/ you completely.

    Unka Ho? Sorry about the keyboard.


  39. nellieh says:

    They need someone to be the smartest person in the room! Joe fits the bill!


  40. pete says:

    I’m beginning to think that the whole damn GOP needs to be locked up, strapped down, and forcibly medicated.


  41. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    pete Says:

    I’m beginning to think that the whole damn GOP needs to be locked up, strapped down, and forcibly medicated.
    ____________

    And if this somehow involves the wearing of diapers, Vitter’s on board.


  42. WaltB says:

    Yesterday it was Rush, today it’s Joe. You all went off on a ‘retreat’ to figure out the future direction of Think Progress. Looks like the decision was made to compete with supermarket checkout lane rags. Next you’ll ‘report’ on two headed babies and alien abductions.


  43. SWBob says:

    Serious problems require serious minded problem solvers. Americans are realizing everyday that repubs will never be problem solvers.


  44. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    WaltB Says:

    Next you’ll ‘report’ on two headed babies and alien abductions.
    _____________

    Wearing our cranky pants this morning?

    Something wrong w/ having a good laugh?


  45. House of Roberts says:

    The Republic of Stupidity at 10:12 am

    I thought you meant a psychoproctologist specialized in heads up asses!


  46. DRxJ says:

    Please, please, PLEASE! I beg of the so called liberal media to pay attention to this.
    Parade it on every evening news broadcast and every cable news network.
    Print it in every available newspaper.
    Headline it in every news source on those dang fangled intertube thingies.

    Because I want all to know that during this time of financial crisis, when our country is in a recession, when steps to be taken need intelligence, the GOP chose to “circus” the event by inviting a pseudo-celebrity known as Joe the Non-Entity!
    What’s next? The step brother of Ted Bundy to discuss taxation? Magic Johnson’s ex-mistress to enlighten us on the ramifications of wind and solar energy?
    Un-f’ing-believable!!!


  47. Rob says:

    why not joe the unemployed? why is this guy still around?


  48. LibertyLover says:

    If he shows up in Palin’s discarded frocks from the campaign, I’m gonna get a little worried about the Republicans…


  49. LibertyLover says:

    Let me get this straight…. the house GOPers are inviting a man whom they have convinced that reducing taxes on the rich will actually trickle down to prosperity for him have invited him to speak before said GOPers on the benefits of their supply side economics that never worked and never will?

    A victim of supply side economics that thinks that the policy is just dandy?

    Makes one’s head spin….


  50. DRxJ says:

    Hey! Has the socialist chosen one known as “Hussein” increased Joe the Non Entity’s taxes on his plumbing business yet?
    How can he attend all these functions and be the commentator for the right and still maintain his company?

    Oh. Wait.
    Nevermind.


  51. cynicalgirl says:

    What is the “economic rescue package”? Is he referring to the bail out or the stimulus? They’re two entirely different things. Does he know that???


  52. Purple State says:

  53. coskibum says:

    Rob Says:

    why not joe the unemployed? why is this guy still around?

    No No No we want this guy around, He’s the best thing since sliced bread… For the life of me I can’t understand a GOP’er way of thinking… These GOP’ers idolize Joe The Plumber for what I don’t know, but who cares! The more we see of him the better in my book… I can’t want for the Stewart/Colbert/Olbermann/Maddow shows tonight…


  54. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    House of Roberts Says:

    I thought you meant a psychoproctologist specialized in heads up asses!
    _____________

    It’s a new, and evolving, field of study. The parameters are unset.


  55. PatrioticLiberalChristian says:

    WaltB Says:

    Next you’ll ‘report’ on two headed babies and alien abductions.

    I’m sorry, but you’ll have to wait in line. Joe the Stand-In is at the front of the freak line, but you can be next.


  56. LibertyLover says:

    The Republic of Stupidity Says:
    For those of you unfamiliar w/ the term, a psychoproctologist is a doctor who can explain why people behave like a$$holes.

    He must get a lot of business.


  57. fletc3her says:

    Joe the Plumber is such a fitting spokesperson for the Republican party. Not-Joe, Not-a-Plumber. Could anyone suit the obstructionist party of “no” better?


  58. Uncle Ho says:

    LibertyLover@ 10:26; What can you say?

    Some people love Golden Showers too.


  59. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Perhaps after this, Mr. Wurzelbacher can become a spokesman for Viagra….

    And will hence be referred to as “Joe, the Dickhe…”


  60. Zooey says:

    The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Perhaps after this, Mr. Wurzelbacher can become a spokesman for Viagra….

    And will hence be referred to as “Joe, the Dickhe…”
    February 3rd, 2009 at 10:35 am

    He’s got the looks for it…


  61. Shayne says:

    It’s not that amusing when you remember that the people who decided to hire Joe are on the government payroll and they will be paying him with your tax dollars.


  62. LibertyLover says:

    Uncle Ho @ 10:35

    Yeah, but do they have to put them on the TV?


  63. Uncle Ho says:

    Shayen; I do find it amusing to see the Rethugs marching into the dustbin of history.

    Pass the popcorn! This is better than the Marx Brothers.


  64. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Zooey Says:

    He’s got the looks for it…
    __________

    What can I say? Somedays, this stuff just writes itself…

    FEEL… the snark. BE… the snark.


  65. ralph the wonder llama says:

    I know everyone is getting a big laugh out of this story, but I’m concerned.

    Can the long, entertaining downward spiral of the GOP be nearing its end? I mean, what more can they do to make themselves look foolish? They seem to be running out of Stupid Republican Tricks, and frankly, that concerns me.


  66. Uncle Ho says:

    LibertyLover;
    Maybe on cable.
    These are the same (I’ll use the term VERY loosely here) people who have been peeing on us for years and telling us with a straight face that it’s raining.


  67. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    ralph the wonder llama Says:

    They seem to be running out of Stupid Republican Tricks, and frankly, that concerns me.
    _______________

    Are you predicting a future shortage of quality material for our better late-night comedians and faux news show anchors to work w/, Dr Llama?


  68. coskibum says:

    ralph the wonder llama Says:

    I know everyone is getting a big laugh out of this story, but I’m concerned.

    Can the long, entertaining downward spiral of the GOP be nearing its end? I mean, what more can they do to make themselves look foolish? They seem to be running out of Stupid Republican Tricks, and frankly, that concerns me.

    Don’t ever count them out Ralph! Just when you think they’ve bottom out, they somehow out do themselves again and again!


  69. Shayne says:

    Uncle Ho, if the Democrats would learn to play the game like Rethugs there would be an ad explaining how the folks at Senator Demint’s office thought this was a good idea.


  70. IgnoranceIsNotBliss says:

    Shayne Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    It’s not that amusing when you remember that the people who decided to hire Joe are on the government payroll and they will be paying him with your tax dollars.

    Why in the hell would he be paid to attend this meeting?


  71. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    IgnoranceIsNotBliss Says:

    Why in the hell would he be paid to attend this meeting?
    ____________

    Do you actually think Joe’s out giving it away free?

    He’s a PROFESSIONAL fluffer, for Dog’s sake.


  72. Shayne says:

    IgnoranceIsNotBliss, he’s got that publicist he has to pay, he’s not showing up for free. You have to pay a magician to come to a birthday party maybe Joe promised to pull something out of his pants.


  73. avchavis says:

    OMG! LMAO! Is this the best the GOP can do? Nonstop entertainment and buffoonary!


  74. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Shayne Says:

    … maybe Joe promised to pull something out of his pants.
    ______________

    Larry Craig, by his ears?


  75. Zooey says:

    Damn, I have to get to school — I’ll miss the rest of the TRoS Show ™. **sniff**


  76. Perry logan says:

    Jimi Hendrix did a great song about this guy.


  77. katy says:

    i just heard on stephanie miller that joe was stranded in israel because “the company who sent him there went out of business”…

    i understand that it’s mostly a comedy show… but what ARE the facts behind that info??? anyone know?


  78. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Zooey Says:

    Damn, I have to get to school — I’ll miss the rest of the TRoS Show ™. **sniff**
    ____________

    We’ll be doing a DVD…


  79. Buckie Boy says:

    Oooooh, the depth of his knowledge on economic issues is sure to amaze the republicans….

    …not.

    This is insane.


  80. Shayne says:

    Zooey, make sure you tip the waitress.


  81. pbg says:

    I’m dead solid certain he’ll be paid to attend the meeting.
    But probably paid by either the RNC or the House members’ own office budgets.
    I fully sympathize with the (new) big W.
    Times are absolutely horrible out there. (out here.)
    In the midst of all this, I would, most certainly take their money to make balloon animals at their meeting. (see? e. coli!)
    And the only way I would quit that little gravy train is if the Left offered me more money to stop.
    You go, Joe. Ride that elephant. Get all you can out of them.


  82. Dumb Fox the Average Golfer says:

    katy Says:

    i just heard on stephanie miller that joe was stranded in israel because “the company who sent him there went out of business”…

    Pajamas Media has imploded I believe – I got this news from Sadly, No! so quite likely I missed some of the facts whilst LMAO… still, would be quite hilarious if wingnut welfare turned Joe the Reporter into Joe the Refugee.


  83. telestai2 says:

    Steve Benen comments, “This is what it’s come to for Republican staffers in Congress. In the midst of an economic crisis, and after balking at a stimulus package, the GOP is turning to an unlicensed plumber/campaign prop to discuss legislative strategy on economic policy.”

    PLEASE reassure me that you are not surprised by this??? What repugs want in terms of “economic strategy” could be equally accomplished by a political maven, an actor from “24,” a Toon, a BIIIIIIG SWAT team with tear gas, a zombie, a Transformer, a manikin, a champion “wrestler,” or someone who channels Attila the Hun [except that, by all accounts, Attila actually accomplished some good by tossing out other barbarians].

    Repugs want what they perceive as “the power and the glory,” with an emphasis on the former. They don’t care a tinker’s dam how they get those things.


  84. telestai2 says:

    Dumb Fox the Average Golfer Says:

    It’s like these people are trying to parody The Simpsons.

    Be nice, Fox–what do you have against the Simpsons? One of THEM could do a better job of genuine, non-frothing leadership than any of the repugs’ shining stars.


  85. telestai2 says:

    ElBruce Says:

    Palin / Wurzelbacher 2012!!!

    This is beautiful. The GOP just doesn’t stop getting stupider.

    But laughter IS “the best medicine.” More and more, I begin to think that if those of us who have been appalled for the last 8 years would merely keep our silence for a couple of weeks, the repugs AND “their little dogs” [no insult intended to Toto] will either shoot themselves in the feet–or “man roots”–enough to bleed out, or they will merely self-destruct.

    Oh. They’re already self-destructing.

    Sorry.


  86. telestai2 says:

    Dumb Fox the Average Golfer Says:
    coskibum Says:
    Palin & The Plumber 2012!

    Post that at Malkin’s place and you will be very popular. Seriously.

    AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH! You said “Malkin”! Don’t say “ni” to me again!


  87. telestai2 says:

    Go away, Joe, or we will taunt you again!


  88. telestai2 says:

    Zooey Says:

    I guess Joe hasn’t figured out yet that he’s a joke.

    Obviously, neither have the repugs. But then, they haven’t figured out yet that almost their entire PARTY is a joke.


  89. telestai2 says:

    The Republic of Stupidity Says:
    “In case you weren’t planning to attend CWG tomorrow morning, you might want to reconsider because Joe the Plumber will be joining us!” Kimberly Wallner, an aide to South Carolina Sen. Jim DeMint, wrote in a message to her e-mail list this afternoon.

    Almost makes him sound like a children’s birthday party clown. . . what’s he going to do? juggle? make animals out of balloons? Do some spiffy card tricks?

    What’s even more painful is the possibility the GOOPers will actually be EXCITED about this.

    Of COURSE they’ll be excited. Tricks, fact-juggling, and reality-bending ALWAYS excite repugs. They are past masters at making things out of hot air.


  90. telestai2 says:

    PLC, this morning it is YOU who are responsible for my daily spraying of coffee on monitor. Thank you!


  91. Fred says:

    Throw a shoe at him, it’s the only thing they understand.


  92. Old Goat says:

    Of course he’ll be paid for this… Republicans are notorious for spending money on useless things.


  93. Leftside Annie says:

    Oh, for the love of God!!!!

    WTF is wrong with these morons???? Joe the Economist? He’s a beer-swilling, underemployed, uneducated LOSER!!!!!


  94. telestai2 says:

    Uncle Ho Says: For [Joe the Plumber's] next act, he will be a brain surgeon, specializing in GOP lobotomies.

    Uncle Ho, you’re demonstrating incredible generosity here: you’re implying that goopers HAVE at least one lobe. For most of them, the fact is that “if X had half a wit more, X would be a half-wit.” Or, as my medical friend say, “If X had another neuron, X would have a synapse.”


  95. telestai2 says:

    The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    For those of you unfamiliar w/ the term, a psychoproctologist is a doctor who can explain why people behave like a$$holes.

    The guffawing you’ll soon hear emanating from the West Coast is my family and friends discovering this phrase in e-mails from me–with my source cited, of course. THANK YOU!


  96. telestai2 says:

    Dumb Fox the Average Golfer Says:

    Only a matter of time until we meet Joe the Climatologist denying global warming.

    Or, since he has none, he might deny “lobal” warming, “lobal” as in possessing part of a brain.


  97. telestai2 says:

    Un-f’ing-believable!!!

    But very funny.


  98. Leftside Annie says:

    Uh-oh! I was rolling my eyes – and I rolled ‘em so darn hard they popped right out and went skittering across the floor, and now I can’t find them!!

    Help!!!


  99. JohnnyRussia says:

    Mind-boggling. And the GOP is still a major party?
    Churchill said, “Never hold discussions with the monkey while the organ grinder is in the room.” Joe’s the monkey, right?

    http://jackrabbitcafe.blogspot.com/2009/02/from-village-voice.html


  100. telestai2 says:

    Shayne Says:

    It’s not that amusing when you remember that the people who decided to hire Joe are on the government payroll and they will be paying him with your tax dollars.

    No, no, Shayne. “The government has never created a single job.” Steele says so.


  101. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    JohnnyRussia Says:

    Mind-boggling. And the GOP is still a major party?
    __________

    Clearly, NOT.


  102. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    telestai2 Says:

    Go away, Joe, or we will taunt you again!
    _______

    I fart in general direction, you baby’s bottom kissers, you!


  103. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    telestai2 Says:

    THANK YOU!
    _________

    Yer welcome.


  104. flex says:

    Joe the Freakin Neo-con @sshole is the perfect match for the GOP. As a Republican big mouth bigot he’ll do well along side Ann Coulter while on Fox news bashing normal hardworking liberal Americans.

    Watch Video below…
    http://vodpod.com/watch/1287701-cnns-rick-sanchez-calls-out-joe-the-war-correspondent


  105. kasinca says:

    I love it:

    Rush Limbaugh
    mAnn Coulter
    Sara Palin
    Joe the Moron
    Mitch McConnell

    Who in that line of leadership do you like best?


  106. Uncle Ho says:

    I thought Goldwater & Ray-gun were a couple of whackos in ‘64, but they have absolutely NOTHING on today’s Rethuglicans.


  107. dbadass says:

    What? Is that a shirt with a collar? Still I can’t tell if it has buttons. Is SamJoe being rebranded?


  108. bogglesthemind says:

    Ha! Look around and you’ll see he is as informed as the rest of these guys. He certainly has the same mental wattage.

    If anyone needed an answer as to why the republican party has been reduced to pond scum, they need look no further.


  109. Shayne says:

    dbadass, maybe he’s a Quaker and he’s not allowed to do buttons or something. That must be why he always wears t-shirts right?


  110. celtic cynic says:

    I doubt if joe weaselwacker has the smarts to even button a shirt let alone figure out where to insert his arms.


  111. JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin says:

    It’s going to happen…

    Palin/Plumber 2012…

    The GOP is still embarrassing itself.


  112. rhiles2760 says:

    Who is this person????????


  113. ElBruce says:

    Caption Contest – Photographer: “OK Joe, try to look smart. No, I said SMART!”

    I hope he shows up in a t-shirt and a tie. God of Comedy, hear my prayer…

    .

    WaltB Says:

    Yesterday it was Rush, today it’s Joe. You all went off on a ‘retreat’ to figure out the future direction of Think Progress. Looks like the decision was made to compete with supermarket checkout lane rags.

    You don’t think that the fact that the GOP has elevated Joe to “economic expert” status is worthy of mention?

    .

    ralph the wonder llama Says:

    Can the long, entertaining downward spiral of the GOP be nearing its end? I mean, what more can they do to make themselves look foolish? They seem to be running out of Stupid Republican Tricks, and frankly, that concerns me.

    Do not misunderestimate them. Never, ever make the mistake of misunderestimating them.

    .

    katy Says:

    i just heard on stephanie miller that joe was stranded in israel because “the company who sent him there went out of business”…

    i understand that it’s mostly a comedy show… but what ARE the facts behind that info??? anyone know?

    I’m sure he wasn’t stranded, but it looks like Pajamas Media is toast. Seems they had been paying their bloggers at a loss the whole time.

    That raises a question: if affiliates were paid based on traffic — which is very unlikely these days — why would it be harder to make steady money via a service like Blogads? Surely the large market for amateur rightwing opinion would draw dollars no matter who was doing the ad-buying. Pajamas’ Simon explained in a response to some of the flak he’d been receiving:

    Actually that part of our business has been losing money from the beginning, so the people getting their quarterly checks from PJM were getting a form of stipend from us in the hopes that advertisers would start to cotton to blogs and we could possibly make a profit. Didn’t happen. No wonder those people are kicking and screaming now that they are off the dole. [What's their beef? I thought most of them were free marketeer libertarians or something.-ed. Go figure.]

    For a moment, there was stunned silence across the internet. You mean they weren’t making a fortune off bloggers yelling about Obama?

    Ahh, wingnuts…


  114. ElBruce says:

    rhiles2760 Says:

    Who is this person????????

    That’s the beauty of it. He’s whoever you want him to be!

    As for me, I want him to be appointed to Gregg’s Senate seat next.


  115. Realness says:

    I really really really want to believe that these GOP hysterics are the nails in the coffin for a failed political party/ideology/whatever, but I’m still worried! I listen to NPR in the morning and they still give waaaay too much coverage to Republican opposition, as if they still have any relevance. It’s like TP reported the other day on mainstream media’s coverage- they are still trying to create the illusion that the GOP has any relevance or past success at economic stability! Why? and is it working with the American public?

    Like Rachel says…I really need to be talked down this morning….thanks!


  116. eyesopen says:

    What’s the big deal? Clowns are invited to all sorts of children’s parties.


  117. tarazan says:

    I can’t believe that a major US political party still have a use of Joe the plumber.
    Only in America,and only by Republicans.

    If Joe was living in another country,he will be asked to bring his pipe wrenches with him instead,may be to fix a water leaking toilet.

    Today in America, Joe is considered a rising political star by Republicans. !!
    What’s next for Joe? !
    GOP nominee for President. !


  118. DanCaveman says:

    Makes perfect sense, the guy couldn’t even speak intelligently about topics he supposedly cared about during the election, so let’s invite him to help create policy.

    This is embarrassing. When will these stupid shenanigans end?

    (yes, I said shenanigans).


  119. Marie says:

    The clown analogy is a good one.

    The kid that no one likes is planning a birthday party but no one wants to come — mothers are trying to persuade their children not to hurt the celebrant’s feelings, but kids are banding together — if you aren’t going, I’m not going; I hate that kid.
    So the announcement comes: Bozo the Clown is coming — and surprise goodie bags for all. Please come. Please come.


  120. Marie says:

    The clown analogy is a good one.

    The kid that no one likes is planning a birthday party but no one wants to come — mothers are trying to persuade their children not to hurt the celebrant’s feelings, but kids are banding together — if you aren’t going, I’m not going; I hate that kid.
    So the announcement comes: Bozo the Clown is coming — and surprise goodie bags for all. Please come. Please come.


  121. LibertyLover says:

    Leftside Annie Says:
    Oh, for the love of God!!!!

    WTF is wrong with these morons???? Joe the Economist? He’s a beer-swilling, underemployed, uneducated LOSER!!!!!

    In the absence of real leadership, any vacuous slob in a storm will do…


  122. LibertyLover says:

    eyesopen

    But clowns are kinda creepy if you think about it….


  123. JYD says:

    Looks like the House repubs are taking their old games to new heights!!



  124. ucsbclassics53 says:

    Next thing you know, the next Republican administration heaven forbid will nominate him for the Supreme Court…

    Joe the Supreme Court Justice…*shudders


  125. Powkat says:

    Aren’t his 15 minutes up yet?


  126. erjeroco says:

    *gag*puke*retch*dry heave*

    Repeat as often as needed until this fool goes away.
    Jeez, he even makes my common sense hurt!


  127. Londongal says:

    Yer kiddin’ me, right?


  128. Bozo The Neoclown says:

    they’re going to have sam-the-welfare-queen speak out against government spending? that’s rich


  129. Mathazar says:

    Unfortunately there are some people that view this fool as some kind of urban hero. The GOP is still trying to appeal to
    the most ignorant, unimformed Americans.

    It’s really a sad reflection on the US that he still seems to
    merits this kind of attention.

    Have ALL the grown-ups abandoned the republican party ?


  130. MapleStreet says:

    Why does the GOP continue to worship those who have no idea what they’re talking about ?

    I can see it now:

    2012 – Palin / Wurzelbacher
    “You Betcha”


  131. enough says:

    How low will the republicans go?


  132. wiley says:

    Because your average American can really relate to being a working person shoved into the limelight during an election campaign, and being given a job as a war correspondent.


  133. ElBruce says:

    tarazan Says:

    What’s next for Joe? !
    GOP nominee for President. !

    Sarah Palin’s veep pick.

    .

    MapleStreet Says:

    I can see it now:

    2012 – Palin / Wurzelbacher

    It’s up to all of us to try to make that dream a reality!


  134. I. B. Leary says:

    Joe the “Plumbers Helper” is doing Ok.

    He’s prolly making more money than he ever has.

    To me, he’s just playing the game.

    Give me money and tell me what to say.

    Shows that the repugs are desperate.


  135. marlow says:

    Beyond “laughable”, beyond “pathetic”, beyond “surreal”, it’s the ‘09 repubs. The party the crashed the economy for the second time in a century turns to…a plumber’s apprentice.


  136. clif says:

    Come-on,

    Surely somebody is road-testing a very large early April Fooles joke,

    This couldn’t possibly be the best they have left could it?



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