Vitter introduces legislation defunding Planned Parenthood.
Vitter introduces legislation defunding Planned Parenthood.
Earlier this year, Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), who was named in the DC Madam prostitution scandal, co-sponsored the Marriage Protection Amendment, which would amend the Constitution to declare that marriage “shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.” Now, “as he seeks to shore up his bona fides with conservative voters,” Vitter has introduced legislation slashing funding for family planning services:
The Louisiana senator has introduced an amendment to the omnibus spending bill before the Senate to drastically cut funding for family planning programs. Vitter’s amendment states that “none of the funds appropriated under this Act shall be made available to Planned Parenthood for any purpose under title X of the Public Health Service Act.”
As the Washington Post observed, Vitter may be trying to outflank his potential primary opponent, the Family Research Council’s Tony Perkins. RH Reality Check has more.
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Yes, because abstinence-only programs and illegalizing abortion have worked so well. Assclowns.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:41 pmWhere did the prostitutes he used get their birth control?
March 4th, 2009 at 9:42 pmDamn it seems he does have TMJ or something way worse. Does he have to wear headgear at night?
March 4th, 2009 at 9:42 pmHow disgusting can this guy get? He needs to retire to his diaper and STFU.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:42 pmtony perkins -
you loved him “psycho”
you’ll love him as your senator!
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March 4th, 2009 at 9:45 pmVitter, Jindal, Palin, Limbaugh, Steele, Man-Dog Marriage Santorum (a.k.a “Sphinctorum, I call him), Beck, Hannity, Bill-O…etc, etc, what a lovely Gooper list.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:46 pmSen. Vittles says, “That damn family planning crap stands in the way of phucking all my cousins night and day. Yahoo!”
March 4th, 2009 at 9:47 pmVitter, Jindal, Palin, Limbaugh, Steele, Man-Dog Marriage Santorum (a.k.a “Sphinctorum, I call him), Beck, Hannity, Bill-O…etc, etc, what a lovely Gooper list.
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March 4th, 2009 at 9:52 pmYou forgot to give props to SamJoe the carry our shit around for us and stand over there while we exploit your “average american” nonplumberness…
Funny, he used condoms when he pestorked Wendy Cortez, and he saved them.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:52 pmman oh man, vitter in a dia-tee with a random hooka…is birth control enough.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:53 pmdbadass Says:
You forgot to give props to SamJoe..
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Forgot Eric Cantor too.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:53 pmThey are starting to crank up the culture wars – they know they cannot win on the economy, healthcare, defense, or even the fake war on terror.
All that’s left is the ol’ “divide and conquer”. I just hope that porn star that is facing him in the primaries kicks his little perverted diapered @ss.
Unfortunately, the MSM will continue to “catapult the propaganda”, creating an echo-chamber that somehow this sleazy scumbag represents a silent, moral majority.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:54 pmAfter the porn-red state study yesterday, and this Vitter hilarity, I think most Americans now know that the Republican party is repressed and hypocritical.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:55 pm(See David Frum’s article about Rush today.)
And irrelevant. At least for a while. Let’s take advantage.
Where did the prostitutes he used get their birth control?
Didn’t need any – that is why he wears diapers.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:55 pmYeah, nothing drives up the demand for abortions like birth control, right?
March 4th, 2009 at 9:55 pm@Another Joe Says:
They are starting to crank up the culture wars – they know they cannot win on the economy, healthcare, defense, or even the fake war on terror.
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You are so right. Is it too early to again trot out “The War on Christmas”? Beat the shopping rush?
March 4th, 2009 at 9:56 pmliberal commies
March 4th, 2009 at 9:59 pm– This is also a tip off that the poster is a fraud. It is one of their examples of their uses of absolute and just nonsensical phrasing to see how close they can get to the edge without being detected. Come on what living breathing normal person says “commies”? Well other than those nice people in those “eldercare” facilities that you should go visit more often but who you have no problem rambling on about after a few drinks and a need to have the honor of someone you are related tangentially to somehow shifted osmotically to you
Earlier this year, Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), who was named in the DC Madam prostitution scandal, co-sponsored the Marriage Protection Amendment, which would amend the Constitution to declare that marriage “shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.”
And their lifetime supply of Depends was penciled in afterwards……….
March 4th, 2009 at 9:59 pm“blue state bob Says:
Where did the prostitutes he used get their birth control?”
I was just going to say that I bet his whores use pills and make their johns use rubbers. Either that or he has several accidental children out there we don’t know about. Sick. What the hell is wrong with Louisiana? Stupid state. You who live there can change that.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:01 pmcan vitter play the “Nutcracker” in a fresh dia-tee?
I want to know.
Everybody wants to know.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:02 pm@barack obomber Says:
…liberal commies world.
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COMRADE! SOLIDARITY!
LOL.
Those Reds are comin’ back, OMG!
March 4th, 2009 at 10:04 pmYeah, and conservatives want the taxpayers to fund ultrasounds for women seeking abortions. Conservative commies, pretending to care about limited government unless it conflicts with those good ol’ culture battles.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:04 pmGood job Vitter. Way to focus on the major problems of the day. Planned Parenthood. I would like to tack onto that bill a ban on grape research. I mean seriously who needs planned parenthood or grapes? We need to redirect those funds to more F-22 bombers. We are down to 187 and we could need that 188th any minute.
sarc off with audible ugh
March 4th, 2009 at 10:05 pmblue state bob Says:
Where did the prostitutes he used get their birth control?
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Why would they have to worry?
No matter how many times they screw him, he can’t get pregnant.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:08 pmIs THAT herpes around his mouth? YUCK
March 4th, 2009 at 10:09 pmWell, ya’ll know how well that appeal to the base thing worked out in the last election. I’m amused at the idea of ultrasound to discourage abortion, where I live the local fake pregnancy crisis center discourages ultrasound for fear of detecting severe defects that could lead to abortion. Of course, should one choose life for a child that requires a lot of expensive care, our options are pretty much limited to holding a bake sale in front of Walmart.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:11 pmShameless pandering by a kinky, self-righteous hypocrite who is so full of crap he has to wear diapers. Let’s see if the good Bible reading folks of Louisiana buy it.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:13 pmbarack obomber Says:
our tax dollars hard at work : abortion clinics. what a great concept, only in a liberal commies world.
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cyst.
ass.
got it?
:)
March 4th, 2009 at 10:14 pmBobbyG Says:
So, Bobby.. since you’ve decided you like it here (you keep coming back…)…
What’s the hang up w/ me?
March 4th, 2009 at 10:14 pmdbadass,
In addition to the “liberal commies” tip off, we also have the ignorant right-wing “factoid” that the only service Planned Parenthood provides is abortions. In addition to being revealing of the poster’s gender (mostly male in this case), it demonstrates a profound lack of understanding about the reproductive rights and issues of women. Ignorant posters like that one tend to equate “contraception” with “abortion.” To them, providing condoms or, worse in their minds, the so-called “morning after pill” is equivalent to having an abortion.
Can we get some intelligent conservatives to debate here, instead of acerebralist trolls like barack obomber?
March 4th, 2009 at 10:16 pmYeah, I despise the ignorant conservatives that believe that Planned Parenthood is merely an abortion provider with maniacal laughter in the background. They actually provide quite a bit of family information via brochures and the occasional parenthood seminar for teenagers and adults.
But let’s take the conservative route and tell teenagers, “Just be abstinent and all will be well. We won’t tell you anything else that would prepare you for certain situations!”
March 4th, 2009 at 10:20 pmW.S.,
March 4th, 2009 at 10:20 pmI was with you all the way up to the last question;-)
But in all seriousness. Where are the intelligent conservatives? is a very good question.
RandomChaos Says:
Where are the intelligent conservatives? is a very good question.
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They must have died of embarrassment…
March 4th, 2009 at 10:21 pmTranIQ,
March 4th, 2009 at 10:24 pmCuriously ignorant of me.I have been buried with overtime as of late, What happened Sunday?
+ja75
March 4th, 2009 at 10:25 pm=Trajan75 IQ ;-)
our options are pretty much limited to holding a bake sale in front of Walmart
– Sorry but the rice krispie treats help to endless pans of box brownies hlps the other youngsters on their way to obesity and diabetes….
March 4th, 2009 at 10:26 pmMan is that messed up. I am almost too lazy to feel like fixing it
March 4th, 2009 at 10:26 pm@The Republic of Stupidity Says:
So, Bobby.. since you’ve decided you like it here (you keep coming back…)…
What’s the hang up w/ me
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None whatsoever, Unless you’re the sock puppet of the poignant clown who started in on me last night.
I come back for the topics, not the trolls. Just like a lot of people. Enough already.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:26 pmTraj, is he still in the basement?
March 4th, 2009 at 10:28 pmBobbyG Says:
@The Republic of Stupidity Says:
None whatsoever, Unless you’re the sock puppet of the poignant clown who started in on me last night.
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Wasn’t me. Saw right thru you.
You seem to have some “need” to call me out. Why?
March 4th, 2009 at 10:33 pmI haven’t looked, it was too creepy in the dark. Besides, I feel that I won my ‘argument’, and I’m happy to ignore him.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:34 pm@The Republic of Stupidity-
Just leave it alone, Carnac. Truly, I have no interest.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:35 pmDid Diaper Boy use the same box of rubbers with the hookers as with his wife or did he ride bareback and hope the diaper held?
inquiring commies want to know . . .
March 4th, 2009 at 10:35 pmActually Vitter is onto something. They should incorporate diapers into abstinence-only health education in America’s schools. If both partners keep their diapers on, you can be pretty sure that no one will get pregnant!
March 4th, 2009 at 10:37 pmAnd if the guy shows up wearing diapers, he can be assured that he’s not getting any – unless he pays for it.
BobbyG Says:
@The Republic of Stupidity-
Just leave it alone, Carnac. Truly, I have no interest.
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WTF? You started it… you keep replying… but claim you have “no interest”.
So… ya got me scratchin’ my head…
Sorry… you’re not very consistent… I forget… are you Roy or Siegfried?
March 4th, 2009 at 10:40 pmdbadass,
March 4th, 2009 at 10:40 pmTruth spoken friend. Although, if I may. I believe parenting plays a major role in feeding habits. This is not an excuse at all for how Corporations Ram this crap at us, which is the major cause of these deseasis (sic). My son was diagnosed very young genetic type II diabetes, now going on 19. I only say this to impart my perspective on these problems. We not only Nationally, but Internationally as human beings absolutely have serious serious health and medical corruption of our genepool.
Rant paused…..
Back on topic. Regarding womens’ reproductive rights, and these Vitter et al culture wars clowns. I found this David Frum observation pretty cool:
Yep. Y’all keep digging.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:40 pmTraj, sounds like a plan. When Wayne doesn’t want to respond directly to a troll, he’ll start his response with something like “Some commenters apparently believe that…”, then goes on to politely and logically trash the troll’s comment. I like that approach.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:54 pmMaybe we need a psychology approach to this. We are dealing with two co-dependant problems with the republicans and the MSM. The MSM and the Republicans are co-dependants and need to be seperated for the good of them and the good of us all.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:55 pmturn everything in politician WAR.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:58 pmthat poor man needs treatment
Well, I can’t say that I couldn’t use a shrink myself, but then again I’m not burdened with an overwhelming ego.
I hate to sound like Kenny, er, Bobby G, but I’m going to go watch the Daily Show. See y’all later.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:59 pmbarack obomber Says:
You are a pathetic piece of stupid. How much it must suck to be as ignorant as you
March 4th, 2009 at 10:59 pmyoutube Says:
turn everything in politician WAR.
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Uh oh… you again…
March 4th, 2009 at 11:00 pmyoutube Says:
turn everything in politician WAR.
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everything?
including mcnuggets
and ryan seacrest?
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March 4th, 2009 at 11:01 pmdude,
they’re hash!
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March 4th, 2009 at 11:02 pmWe have GOT to . . . MUST . . obliterate the GOP in this Country. You wanna save America? Get rid of the GOP for ever.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:02 pmTroS and Bobby G…
Quit it you guys! I think you both got off on bad foot but haven’t figured out quite why/when yet.
Tros, I know you well, you are solid.
BobbyG… I scanned your blog. Impressive research and writing on socio-political economics, from what I could gather (extensive writing, not all of it absorbed).
I for one have no complaints with either of you. Can you both take a breath? Please? Yeah? Or one or both of you clue me in as to which post/comments started this flame war–because I’m confused.
I’m just asking.. it’s not like I can do anything about it.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:03 pm@5th Estate-
I hear ya. I’m done. Started with a little snark fun last night that got outa hand. I got flamed in hyperventilating ALL CAPS and just kept stirring the pot. The more I got the “troll” lecture, the more I just succinctly (irritatingly) pushed back, just for a bit of fun. Enough. Done (though I fully expect for someone else to have the last word).
March 4th, 2009 at 11:10 pm5th Estate Says:
TroS and Bobby G…
Quit it you guys!
“Quit it you guys”? I don’t have a dog in this fight, but “quit it you guys”? Yer not gonna tell mom are ya? They”l be in for a whompin when pa gets home…
March 4th, 2009 at 11:11 pmHardly a pressing issue, but does anyone know if Vitter’s wife – the once lovely Wendy – has contracted any STDs due to his escapades? That would be a hoot!
March 4th, 2009 at 11:14 pm5th Estate Says:
TroS and Bobby G…
I for one have no complaints with either of you. Can you both take a breath? Please? Yeah? Or one or both of you clue me in as to which post/comments started this flame war–because I’m confused.
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Ya got me, 5th… I didn’t start this.
I had some troll here Sunday night calling me out and telling me he had suckered me when I wasn’t even here for the afternoon. I think it might have been Siegfreid here… or Roy, his buddy. I can’t tell them apart. Very similar MOs and attitude, though.
So he comes back last night and starts in w/ rhf. I recognized him and pretty much stayed away out it, but tonight he’s back calling names.
All I did was ask him “what’s up w/ that?” and he’s goes all drama queen on me.
Ya got me…
March 4th, 2009 at 11:14 pmMore fresh ideas and effective policy-making from the GOP. How could they possibly be struggling to connect with voters?! They should really get a clue.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:15 pmhttp://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/
now don’t you go sassin’ me bobwurst! :D
March 4th, 2009 at 11:16 pmTros… well I’ve been through a bunch of BobbyG’s comments here over about a dozen subject posts and I know you ‘forever’ and as far as I can tell you are both on the same page socio/political-wise and all that fancy librul stuff. so…
March 4th, 2009 at 11:20 pm5th Estate Says:
Tros… well I’ve been through a bunch of BobbyG’s comments here over about a dozen subject posts and I know you ‘forever’ and as far as I can tell you are both on the same page socio/political-wise and all that fancy librul stuff. so…
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Lie I said… ya got me???
March 4th, 2009 at 11:21 pmthis vitter guy.
how much of a loser
do you have to be in order
NOT to have any tp trolls stand
up for you?
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yeah, think about it.
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March 4th, 2009 at 11:23 pmVitter’s the kind of moron who would cut all money for Planned Parenthood, and then have a hissy fit on the floor of the Senate about all those poor women pumping out baby after baby.
He sucks. And he stinks. Somebody change his diaper, would ya?
March 4th, 2009 at 11:31 pmLet eugenics work it’s course!
March 4th, 2009 at 11:31 pmZooey Says:
Vitter’s the kind of moron who would cut all money for Planned Parenthood, and then have a hissy fit on the floor of the Senate about all those poor women pumping out baby after baby.
He sucks. And he stinks. Somebody change his diaper, would ya?
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hi zoo :)
octymom turned down vitter’s dna.
what does that tell you?
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March 4th, 2009 at 11:34 pm…Bobby G, see above affirmation from little ol’me….
So both of you quit yer foolin’ or somebody will lose an eye!
Trolls can rub a person raw here and a short sarcastic commentfrom a ‘not so regular’ can easily be misinterpreted and in an instant it’s “Go Time!” –I’ve been there myself.
Bobby: TroSs is a troll-eater, so I reckong the timing was bad.
Tros: Bobby writes at considerable length and depth on his own blog, and may I say Bobby, it was thus a bit weird to me to see a fair number of short comments from you, in a sort of instant retrospect, so I can see how one snarky comment and one snarky response from either of you can get taken literally and then kablooie!, and neither of you are going to back down.
From my perspective, you don’t need to be a’fightin an a’cussin at all! :D
Thanks for listening, now lets have no more of this and if yoy are both really good, you both get a piece of pie! :D
March 4th, 2009 at 11:36 pmHi joe.
That tells me octonutzoid isn’t as crazy as I thought. ;)
What do you think of a pink camouflage wedding dress…?
March 4th, 2009 at 11:37 pmBobbyG,
Just so you know, The Republic of Stupidity (or TRoS, as he is sometimes affectionately known) is nobody’s “sock puppet.” He’s been a valued and respected part of this community for years. Just wanted to clear that up.
(Yes, I said this on the next thread down, but everyone moved here in the meantime.)
March 4th, 2009 at 11:41 pm5th Estate Says:
Thanks for listening, now lets have no more of this and if yoy are both really good, you both get a piece of pie! :D
March 4th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I want some pie!
March 4th, 2009 at 11:42 pm5th Estate Says:
Tros: Bobby writes at considerable length and depth on his own blog…
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I went there too, 5th. He seems like a bright guy, but I’m just not sure about that “John Mayer” thing… the Dregs, yes… but…
March 4th, 2009 at 11:43 pm@5th Estate 88-
Like I said, I’m done. The insipid taunts can now go on ’til whenever. I had my little amusement last night. It simply started with a short bit of well-intended snark that got flamingly misconstrued.
I come back tonight simply to engage a new topic, and start gettin’ ripped again, like I have no right to be here. No Sale.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:43 pmOH and BobbyG and Tros….don’t EITHER of you come after me for being a sanctimonious do-gooder busybody, or there will be NO pie! (What the f**k am I talking about?)
March 4th, 2009 at 11:43 pmWell said Zooey.
Vitter is dangerously dumb. Here’s his S. J. RES. 13
Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States relative to parental rights.
No cosponsors should tell you what the other Congressmen/women they think of him in Congress.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:46 pm@The Republic of Stupidity-
The Dregs. Y’know, there may be hope for us in reconcilation. I got to see the Dregs live in a small club in Birmingham AL back in the mid-70’s. Yikes!
You’ll just have to live with the Mayer thing.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:47 pm5th, what kind of pie?
March 4th, 2009 at 11:47 pmPlanned Parenthood provides more services than reproductive assistance. They also serve as primary GYN to many women, with fees on a sliding scale based on need. You know, for poor folks without insurance.
But you stay classy, Senator Hooker Me Bareback Pampers!
PEACE
March 4th, 2009 at 11:49 pmYeah I “got you” Tros, of course! :D
March 4th, 2009 at 11:49 pmBut search on BobbyG on TP as I did.
He’s a good egg IMHO, and the more good eggs the better the omelet.
BobbyG Says:
@The Republic of Stupidity-
The Dregs. Y’know, there may be hope for us in reconcilation. I got to see the Dregs live in a small club in Birmingham AL back in the mid-70’s. Yikes!
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Duane Allman fan myself, but Steve Morse can play a guitar. I’ve seen him live 2 or 3 times. Talk about LOUD…
Friends of mine out here in CA used to be close to the Dregs. I met Andy West
March 4th, 2009 at 11:50 pmonce back in the early 80’s (Marin music circles…).
@hellinabucket Says:
Vitter is dangerously dumb. Here’s his S. J. RES. 13
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Proposed federal Constitutional Amendment simply provide cheap cover for posturing. The enactment bar is just too high.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:51 pmhi zoo,
i’m all about pink!
:)
March 4th, 2009 at 11:51 pmhellinabucket Says:
March 4th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Thanks for that link, hellina. Even one printing of that proposed amendment is a waste of paper.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:51 pmJane E. Schneider Says: 5th, what kind of pie?
baked pie! Tempting, no? :D
March 4th, 2009 at 11:52 pmAlright, 5th, is it pie or eggs?
March 4th, 2009 at 11:53 pm@The Republic of Stupidity -
Did you know that Steve Morse is also an ATP rated commercial pilot? Of course, any more that’s a ticket to food stamps, so he’s playing again.
I always dug Duane Allman as well
March 4th, 2009 at 11:53 pmjoe,
I’m also thinking a Krispy Kreme wedding cake, we’ll ride down the aisle side by side on 4-wheelers, and my daddy can carry his shotgun (just for show). ;)
March 4th, 2009 at 11:54 pmehhhh… BobbyG stepped into a thread that was infested with the resident troll(Mr. Pee) and company going full throttle. It had been a long day, if not week, of dealing w/ these idiots on pretty much every thread.
RHF was also going full throttle and doing a great job showing what complete hypocritical dipsh*ts the trolls really are.
RHF didn’t quite get Bobby’s sense of humor, and in the moment called him out. Bobby came back, actually sounding a lot like said troll, and things went down hill from there.
Quite the drama all around.
TRoS got stuck in the middle of it.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:59 pmBobbyG Says:
Did you know that Steve Morse is also an ATP rated commercial pilot? Of course, any more that’s a ticket to food stamps, so he’s playing again.
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Never knew that. The story I heard at the time was the Dregs got screwed over by their producer. Since they couldn’t make decent money, they broke up.
I was Morse once as an opening act for McLaughlin, DiMeola, and Paco DeLucia when they were touring as a trio. For my money Morse blew all three of them away. Of all the 60’s rockers who died too young, Allman is/was one of the ones who bothered me the most.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:59 pmOoooooo… did someone mention donuts?
March 4th, 2009 at 11:59 pmI better get back to the books — I’m gonna pass the third grade this time!
Sometimes I miss the michael troll. :-D
March 5th, 2009 at 12:00 amBack on topic:
So if Vitter knocked-up one of his prostitutes, he’d insist she carry it to term, thereby depriving her of income, and pay for her maternity expenses and pay child support etc, even though he has a family already? Well that’s what I call responsible!
He should include that declaration of commitment in ALL his speeches from now on!
March 5th, 2009 at 12:01 amHere’s what I wrote on my blog last April about Amendments, tangentially apopos of this issue w/respect to Vitter’s folly:
March 5th, 2009 at 12:01 am
This from a man that allegedly pays prostitutes to diaper him.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:03 am*
TroS “I was Morse once as an opening act ”
Maybe you saw him, but I doubt you was him :D
BobbyG : Did you also know that Morse was a fictional BBC-TV detective? And a useful code? :D
March 5th, 2009 at 12:04 am5th Estate Says:
So if Vitter knocked-up one of his prostitutes…
March 5th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Ewwwwwwwww…
Wouldn’t that be sort of like schtupping his mommy?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:04 ambaked pie! Tempting, no? :D
As opposed to frozen? Hmmm…are the eggs cooked?
Okay, back on topic: Vitter “co-sponsored the Marriage Protection Amendment, which would amend the Constitution to declare that marriage “shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.” The amendment didn’t say “a man and a woman and the man’s favorite hookers”, did it? How on earth does this guy think that he has the moral certitude to stand against Planned Parenthood, which does so much to help young women and mothers? In my opinion, it’s not just that he probably believes that PP is only about abortion, but that he believes, as many conservatives do, that women are still second-class citizens who should stay at home, have babies, and obey their ‘menfolk.’ Unless, of course, the women are talented hookers.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:05 amThe Republic of Stupidity Says:
Ooooooo… did someone mention donuts?
March 4th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
I’ll order extra… ;)
March 5th, 2009 at 12:06 am@alpuz3 Says:
ehhhh… BobbyG stepped into a thread that was infested with the resident troll (Mr. Pee) and company going full throttle…
RHF didn’t quite get Bobby’s sense of humor, and in the moment called him out. Bobby came back, actually sounding a lot like said troll, and things went down hill from there.
Quite the drama all around.
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Yeah, LOL, and I do apologize for the ensuing distracting waste of bandwidth. But, it was fun at the time (given my 2006 Shiraz state of mind).
My Bad, I guess.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:06 am@5th Estate Says:
BobbyG : Did you also know that Morse was a fictional BBC-TV detective?
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Y’see, this is why I hang here. Illuminating
March 5th, 2009 at 12:07 amalpuz3… @108
AH HA! Just as I suspected! (thanks for the synopsis, alpuz3, it reads like a ‘reality show” :D) I gave you a recommend for that.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:09 amWhy does this man think he can amend the constitution without the support of other members of congress . Wouldn’t you think if you wanted to add to the constitution you’d want to get as many people to cosponsor so you’d have a better chance?
Vitter is grandstanding to his base in his state and using the constitution as a prop, fully knowing there is absolutely no way the he has a chance to amend the constitution. But it plays well back home.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:10 amI’m also thinking a Krispy Kreme wedding cake, we’ll ride down the aisle side by side on 4-wheelers, and my daddy can carry his shotgun (just for show). ;)
Okay, Zooey, you know you have to invite all of us to this spectacle!
I gotta go to bed, it’s been a long day. Goodnight, all.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:11 amOK, I gotta go shoot the cat. Back in a bit.
(Max. He’s 16, has diabetes. Gets 6 units of insulin 2x/day. Costin’ me ~$3/day to keep his geriatric feline butt alive.)
March 5th, 2009 at 12:11 amHi Zooey! Congrats to you and Joe on the upcoming nuptials! Looking forward to seeing Joe in pink.
Wouldn’t that be sort of like schtupping his mommy?
Don’t you think that a grown man enjoying being diapered has significant mommy issues already?
I second that Ewwwwww and ask for some brain bleach.
PEACE
March 5th, 2009 at 12:13 amYou got it, Jane!
I’ll send you one of our cocktail napkins we got calligraphized with the letters “T” and “P,” with the date and time written on the back. :-)
March 5th, 2009 at 12:14 amCorrect me If I’m wrong…
Are you talking about the same Planned (population control) Parenthood clinics that recieved complaints because some of them were allegedly seeking to abort black babies?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:14 amBobby G…
AH yes the Shiraz. I think Ahmendinjad enjoys that too (it being an Iranian grape I beleive). And so do I. Oddly I find Night Train or Wild Rose mellows me–but that may be due to my chugging the whole bottle. :D
March 5th, 2009 at 12:14 amHi, Mom!
Yeah, I think joe missed the part about the pink camo being for him. ;)
The brain bleach is on back order, but I’ve got plenty of brillo pads.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:15 amTheAntichrist Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Offer up some proof on that, toots.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:17 amZooey Says:
joe,
I’m also thinking a Krispy Kreme wedding cake, we’ll ride down the aisle side by side on 4-wheelers, and my daddy can carry his shotgun (just for show). ;)
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oh yeah,
dads and shotguns -
but the krispy kremes are
a great idea!
mmmm, dohhhhh-nutz!
**
March 5th, 2009 at 12:18 amI like Bobby G better now, he obviously loves his cat. :D
I’m going to have to shift several of mine just to get into bed–when they all rearrange themselves around me, it’s like a dead-person-chalk-outline done in cats instead of chalk.
G’night!
March 5th, 2009 at 12:19 amKarl Rove will testify
March 5th, 2009 at 12:20 am5th Estate Says:
Maybe you saw him, but I doubt you was him :D
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Tath’s right… make fun of my lysdexia…
March 5th, 2009 at 12:20 amBobbyG…
Sorry to hear your cat is so sick. That’s a hard thing.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:20 amorange sounds yella…
March 5th, 2009 at 12:21 amTroS….
Maybe it was Freudian slip? :D
March 5th, 2009 at 12:22 amDon’t tempt me with the “mmmm, dohhhhh-nutz!” joe. I’m on a crash diet to lose 100 pounds, so I can be a svelte 300 on our wedding day. :-D
Goodnight, all!
March 5th, 2009 at 12:22 am‘Night Zooey!
March 5th, 2009 at 12:22 amorange Says:
March 5th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Ok, I’ll give you one do-over. Try to make some sense, and I’ll check back tomorrow.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:23 amorange Says:
because of Obama we are way ahead of schedulefor when the commies take over.
why do you hate America!!!!!
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So… is this mock troll… or a real one?
At any rate, anybody know where rhf is?
Let’s keep this one penned up until he gets here.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:27 amSee, orange provides a case in point concerning blog newbies jumping in to a thread with a brief comment unrelated to the original post topic.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:29 amThat comment could be sarcastic or it could be sincere, stupid rhetoric.
The ball is in your court orange.
barack obomber Says: same old thing over and over and blah blehh blah blehh blahh
March 5th, 2009 at 12:31 amBTW, Vitter, did that prostitute keep the whip you gave her?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:31 ambecause of Obama we are way ahead of schedulefor when the commies take over.
why do you hate America!!!!!
Now why would the ‘commies’ bail out the private banks?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:32 am@Jane E. Schneider Says:
I like Bobby G better now, he obviously loves his cat. :D
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Thanks. I’m a real-life Dr Doolittle, a stray magnet. Max is a stray. We;ve had him 15 years. Two dogs, both strays, Lucie (as in “Lu-ceeeeee, you got some ’splainin’ to dooo!!!”) and Jaco, my sweet short-bus dog (picked up on a freeway ramp). He is definitely minus one-sigma.
I have about $2,500 in veterinary repair bills from their episodic fights. I once got in between one and got my arm shredded for my trouble. Now I just let it go, and them load the wounded into the car to the vet.
I also once had a cockatiel fly into the house through my open master bedroom window. Swell. All Max sees is Thanksgiving dinner.
Couldn’t find an owner. We went to Petsmart, bought a cage and all this stuff.
Then it keeled over and died one day.
Then, a friggin’ rabbit shows up in the yard one day. Hung out around the woodpile. Of course, we fed it.
The dogs killed him after a while.
The ailing Max. Ruler of my daily schedule.
LOL!
March 5th, 2009 at 12:33 amokay, orange, try constructing a sentence relevant to the original post–about Vitter. The clock is ticking….
March 5th, 2009 at 12:34 am5th Estate Says:
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Keep orange talking, 5th…
Dang… where is rhf?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:36 am@orange Says:
you are all elitist
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I take that as a compliment.
:)
March 5th, 2009 at 12:38 amWow! Orange went from succinctly obtuse to incoherent to witless brevity in just three comments.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Orange were still trying to earn McCain Aces points! (Remember those?)
March 5th, 2009 at 12:38 amorange Says: you are all elitist
Wait. I thought Obama was a muslim, which a few months ago were fascist. But mad mullahs are theocrats. And then Obama was a secret muslim and now hes a secret communist, yet even the communists, like China, who we buy alot of stuff from, arent even really communists and now, Obama, who was also called an elitist, and attends a christian church is now a communist even though Bush bailed out the banks saying he forewent his free market ideologies [went socialist] to save the economy, whos responsibility, he said, was the governments.
Which is it orange? I cant keep up with the inane finger pointing.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:40 am@Zooey
I have other sources also, if you like…
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=62504
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352537,00.html
http://mobile2.wsj.com/device/article.php?CALL_URL=http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121607809378852557.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
March 5th, 2009 at 12:41 am@orange Says:
we are going to give back to you punishment many times
greater than we have dreamed, God is on our side
You people think you are so much better than we are but you know the truth is the exact opposite
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Uh.-ohh.h.h…Bad Bobby may return…(skin turning green, eyes turning blazing red, buttons popping off shirt, rippling epistemological thighs burst out…)
;)
March 5th, 2009 at 12:41 am‘night zoo,
i’ll put out orange and
bring in the cat -
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yakety yak,
don’t talk back!
:)
March 5th, 2009 at 12:42 amOrange Said: we are going to give back to you punishment many times greater than we have dreamed, God is on our side
You people think you are so much better than we are but you know the truth is the exact opposite.
GOD is taking sides with his children? Arent we all descdndants of Noah? Didnt we all come from Adam? Arent you supposed to love your neighbor? Who gave you the right to judge?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:43 am@orange Says:
LORD SAVIOR AND HIS SIN HAS BEEN FORGIVEN. He proved he is a man of GOD
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One word: “Juvie.”
March 5th, 2009 at 12:44 amjesus
March 5th, 2009 at 12:45 amorange Says:
and what’s with this crazy joe guy. He always talks crazy in a language he made up and none of them understand what is going onthe right wings is in GREAT DANGER. this may have to slow down cuz it is happening faster than I thought it would ….things need to slow slow down a little more
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woa, little too much red bull and meth there jr.
talk him down, antichrist.
**
March 5th, 2009 at 12:45 amorange Says:
you are all elitist
You people think you are so much better than we are in fact it is just the opposite
So you, orange, are in fact the elitist and YOU are in fact better than we are!
How come you use ‘elitist’ as a derogatory term for us, but as as an honorable term for yourself?
In other words, why are you hitting yourself?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:47 amBobbyG Says:
Thanks. I’m a real-life Dr Doolittle, a stray magnet.
Max is a cutie. Talk about stray magnets, we (and by we I mean I) started out feeding a ’stray’ long-haired version of your Max about 20 years ago; at one point we got up to, I think, two dozen strays. (The one that started it all was actually thrown out of his home across the street when the owner’s wife got pregnant–those bastards!) We currently have 10 indoor/outdoor cats and 6 outdoor/basement cats. I empathize with you and your vet bills. :(
Now I’m really off to bed-see y’all tomorrow.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:47 am@orange Says:
Hi Bobbie
I am not as crazy as you.
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Nope. Agreed. Orders of magnitude more severely clinical. I bet you have your own DSM-IV chapter.
Or, you’re simply yet another troll.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:48 amOrange Said: he was tempted by satan, like you never have urges
Satan was sent to lure him to the dark side
and he found himself in the LORD SAVIOR AND HIS SIN HAS BEEN FORGIVEN. He proved he is a man of GOD
As I recall GOD said let there be light. So doesnt that mean that GOD was in darkness?
BTW Satan is a recent invention. The word Lucifer means bringer of light. IE Lucem Ferre. Its a reference to Venus, the morning star, the bringer of light. Venus, a planet, not a star was also seen [evening star] as a fallen angel.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:48 amOrange says: Yes my brother, we have come to save your poor souls from eternal damnation
Your gonna save me from eternal damnation by punishing me?
How does that compute?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:50 amUh… no thanks. I’d rather ride down the “eternal damnation” slide than hitch a ride in your big ole white van.
Loosen your shoe laces.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:51 amSo Orange…
Were you aware that no other word in the English language rhymes w/ you?
***TRoS frowns… then slaps self on forehead…***
Ooops… my bad… let’s back that train up and FIRST… establish a “basis” for communication here, ‘mkay?
Orange… were you aware of the “English language”???
March 5th, 2009 at 12:52 am“When God[3] began to create heaven and earth, and the earth then was welter and waste and darkness over the deep and God’s breath hovering over the waters, God said, ‘Let there be light.’ and there was light”(Genesis chapter 1:3)
March 5th, 2009 at 12:52 amBobbyG Says:
I bet you have your own DSM-IV chapter.
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heh… DSM-IV… allus a fun read…
“Hey… I KNOW that dude…”
March 5th, 2009 at 12:53 amIn my experience, people who have to make claims like these are usually trying to convince themselves, rather than those they threaten.
When someone projects a superiority complex on others, it generally indicates an inferiority complex within the projecting individual.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:54 am@orange Says:
booby PEE:
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How utterly original, LOL. Both neo-cortical synapses firing tonight, ‘eh?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:55 amAnd just who are you, Orange, to judge my soul?
You are not my creator and not my master and you have no dominion over me, so drop the judgmental diatribe, OK?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:55 amOooooooo…
Is it DOCTOR Ralph the Wonder Llama now?
What’s yer specialty, ralph… psychoproctology?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:55 amSorry, I can’t resist, one last comment…
TheAntichrist Says:
I have other sources also, if you like…
World Net Daily, Fox News, and the Wall Street Journal?! HAHAHAHA!
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orange Says:
we want our party back
you guys are going to take the fall soon
and the MODERATES are going to take over
in 2012
March 5th, 2009 at 12:51 am
You’re trying to claim that you’re MODERATE? OMFG!
March 5th, 2009 at 12:56 amXisithrus…
You counter orange with Paleo-astronomy? Oh, wait, I see at #172 you’ve simplified things quite a bit. Good choice. :D
March 5th, 2009 at 12:56 amOkay… who slipped the wino in the park five bucks and tole him ta come over to TP ‘n act like a troll?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:57 amorange Says:
you dorks got us into this mess because you are stupid
We are the chosen ones because we are in the middle
and we want to compromise
We lost and we are dealing with it
WE LOVE AMERICA
We want whats best
March 5th, 2009 at 12:55
We are in this mess because of the financial system. And do drop the elementary school name calling, and the finger pointing, it doesnt help your argument, whatever it is
March 5th, 2009 at 12:57 amHold on! Are you suggesting that I didn’t have cocktails with Selma Hayek?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:57 amTRoS, I’m not a doctor.. but I play one on blogs.
This one’s a fun trollie, eh?
Allus love the ‘fire ‘n brimstone” trolls. Somehow they’re the most demented.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:58 amOK, this (orange) by now qualifies as a Do-Not-Feed troll alert.
I know; I should take my own advice, LOL!
March 5th, 2009 at 12:58 amorange Says:
you are helpless
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Yikes!!! Some sorta Sven-jolly here… givin’ us tha evil eyeball, n’ all…
March 5th, 2009 at 12:59 am@Jane E. Schneider Says:
“World Net Daily”
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I friggin’ LOVE that “Dr.” Jerome Corsi dude. Talk about free entertainment!
March 5th, 2009 at 12:59 amI’ll have what ever orange is smoking.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:01 amalpuz3 Says:
Hold on! Are you suggesting that I didn’t have cocktails with Selma Hayek?
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You forget… you ALREADY told us about that dream… and you said it ended when Selma stood up, threw her drink in yer face, and shouted “And I only do THAT sort of thing w/ Mr Tom Cruise… and you are NO Tom Cruise…” as she walked away.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:01 amWow, I wish I could stay up for this one, but…yikes, 1 a.m.?!
March 5th, 2009 at 1:01 amX, I know I’m late to this particular party, and the keg’s half gone already, but from what I’ve seen of this troll, makes me wanna just say “what the hell” and rolling with it.
I’ll wager you’ll get more enjoyment out of eggin’ him on than trying to shut him down.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:03 amralph the wonder llama Says:
TRoS, I’m not a doctor.. but I play one on blogs.
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Riiiiiiiiight…
“As the Urethra Burns…”
“The Young and the Sexless”
“The Life and Times of Dr Jellyfinger”
March 5th, 2009 at 1:03 amHey everybody, the Democratic party believes in eugenics.
The support Planned (Population Control) Parenthood.
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=57526
It is true that most blacks are liberal but they are under NO illusion, and are fully aware that liberalism can turn into liberal fascism…
March 5th, 2009 at 1:04 amI think orange was the kitten in the bong that guy was smoking. Meoooowwwww.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:04 amcome on folks, this is easy…
random interjection about communism, followed by complete incoherence, followed by invocation of an invisible being, followed by a declaring the imminent Revenge of the Moderates?
This is no Darry; we are dealing with here, this orange person is on another plane altogether… several I think.
Loony is the adjective that comes to mind—not the functional loony like a GOP representative, a REAL LOONY!
March 5th, 2009 at 1:05 am@orange Says:
BOOBY PEE:
we are taking over for the right
you can’t debate worth crap
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On your amoebic level, that is incontrovertibly the case.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:05 amI’m still trying to figure out what “liberal fascism” would look like.
It’s kinda like what a “cold fire” would feel like, i imagine.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:05 amYou counter orange with Paleo-astronomy? Oh, wait, I see at #172 you’ve simplified things quite a bit. Good choice. :D
Ive been here before with these folks, they tend to think only republicans are christian when thats in know way true
March 5th, 2009 at 1:06 amROFL! What Shayne said!
March 5th, 2009 at 1:06 amNo, we can already tell — you’re a special kind of moron.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:07 amoh boy…
March 5th, 2009 at 1:08 amYou’ve got a point, 5th Estate… should we feel guilty for toying with the mentally ill?
I always struggle with this question when dealing with trolls…
March 5th, 2009 at 1:08 amralph the wonder llama Says:
No, we can already tell — you’re a special kind of moron.
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Aw geez, Dr Llama… yer embarrassing us… It’s “moran”… a special kind of moran.
Unless yer playin’ a part in an old Warners Bros cartoon, and the it’s maroon.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:09 amTheAntichrist Says: Hey everybody, the Democratic party believes in eugenics.
The tin foiler has arrived.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:10 am@orange Says:
5th estate:
I have seen the fifth dimension
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“wouldn’t cha like to ride, in my beautiful balloon…”
March 5th, 2009 at 1:10 amWhy isn’t anybody paying attentio to the AntiChristian? He’s so fascinating.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:11 amI’m hoping English isn’t oranges first language.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:11 amOkay, I think we’re not even dealing with a real troll here. My guess is the RNC has set up a talking point randomizer and it’s just spewing unconnected phrases and vaguely authoritarian claptrap, because they can’t fill the night shift.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:12 amHokay…
Whose friend is this?
Come on… where’s the camera hidden?
I THOUGHT that looked like Ashton Kutcher across the street earlier…
March 5th, 2009 at 1:12 am@orange Says:
HA HA HA HA
I have it easy to pwn you here
I have watched you lose too many times
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uhhh…sock puppetry at work here? How many login handles do you have?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:13 amorange Says: I have seen the fifth dimension you kind will not be tolerated.
Really? Describe this fifth dimension
March 5th, 2009 at 1:13 amralph the wonder llama Says:
I always struggle with this question when dealing with trolls…
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Oh… give me a break…
Yer allus the first one ta rush in and give’m a boot in the groin…
I kin barely beat ya most of the time…
March 5th, 2009 at 1:13 am@ralph the wonder llama Says:
Okay, I think we’re not even dealing with a real troll here. My guess is the RNC has set up a talking point randomizer and it’s just spewing unconnected phrases and vaguely authoritarian claptrap, because they can’t fill the night shift.
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You have a point.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:14 amShayne Says:
I’m hoping English isn’t oranges first language.
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Hoping? I BETTING… (ralphie’s last five bucks…)… heh…
March 5th, 2009 at 1:14 am.
PHOTO CAPTION:
I. AM. NOT. CHANGING. YOUR. DIAPER!
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March 5th, 2009 at 1:15 amDoesn’t mean i don’t struggle with the moral implications of it…
fortunately I generally decide that they got it comin’.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:16 amHey! So THAT’S where my five bucks went!
March 5th, 2009 at 1:16 amWho or what ever it is… I’d say it’s been here before.
Perhaps it’s the one who was here Sunday night…
March 5th, 2009 at 1:17 amOrange is like empty space man, dark and confusing, a vacuum.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:17 amralph the wonder llama Says:
Doesn’t mean i don’t struggle with the moral implications of it…
fortunately I generally decide that they got it comin’.
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Geez… all this “thinkin” ‘n “internal debatin” and “moral strugglin” goin’ on… ‘n I kin STILL barely beat ya to ‘em…
I guess having FOUR legs does give a llama an advantage, huh?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:20 amMaybe this is the remnants of a particular troll. A troll who logs in under multiple identities 24 hours a day for at least a week or so.
Maybe what’s being witnessed is the end of a week long troll binge?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:20 amThere’s no moral dilemma, if they die they die. They’re only trolls.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:20 amShayne… you give ralph BACK his fiver right now… or I’m tellin’…
March 5th, 2009 at 1:20 amRight after you tell me who ate all the pie.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:21 amYOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE CHOSEN ONES SO i CAN’T TELL YOU
I hope oranges hiburu is better than his english.
I have a secret and I cant tell you. Gee where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, grade school.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:21 amPie?
Did someone mention pie?
Okay… who’s bin bogarting tha pie?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:21 amOrange is issuing threats. I’m scared to death.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:23 am…and then you’ll compromise?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:23 amorange says:
March 5th, 2009 at 1:23 am5th estate–
I have seen the fifth dimension
Really? Does it have a gazebo?
you kind will not be tolerated
That’s especially disconcerting, coming from a superior moderate like yourself.
you are an elitist
We discussed this already, you’re the elitist! Okay, okay we’re BOTH elitists. Happy now?
we are going to compromise
But NOT when it comes to toleration and elitists, right? Because that would go against your core principles.
So we will win
By ‘we’ I guess you mean all the other moderate oranges too? Are you sure you aren’t really a mandarin orange, what with you being moderate and such?
Gotta go…
Jes remember… don’t do anything I wouldn’t do…
And if yer still compelled ta go ahead anyways… don’t call me ta make bail.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:24 amHey orange, give it a rest.
Have some pie.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:24 amWE ARE HERE TO TAKE THE MIDDLE GROUND and we will not compromise until we are in Power
It strikes me as odd Orange claims to have great power but somehow isnt able to use it to get in power.
Its like a superhero in reverse, one that goes into a phone booth and takes off the cape and the mask.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:25 amX, I think it’s more like Clark Kent goes into a phone booth, takes off his clothes, and comes out in his tighty-whities.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:26 amgo ahead and mock me
then don’t cry when we mock you back
with our new blog
BLOGMOCKRACY in Action
I guess this means Coulter is going to write some more books mocking people like she has for the last ten years…
March 5th, 2009 at 1:27 amIs that a berry pie? I love berry pie.
I hope it doesn’t have pecans in it. I’m allergic to pecans.
Does it have pecans in it?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:27 amX, I think it’s more like Clark Kent goes into a phone booth, takes off his clothes, and comes out in his tighty-whities
Heh. Vitters.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:27 amOh, cool. I was on-topic.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:28 amHe still didn’t tell me if humble pie has pecans in it.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:29 amI gave Orange a recommend because it has a plan.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:29 amorange Says: you guys will be eating humble pie
I wonder why orange isnt humbled yet?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:30 amOrange Said: I am going back to real people
I hope he doesnt get lost in that fifth dimension..
March 5th, 2009 at 1:32 amSomeone’s got a crush on Bobby…
“Bobby and Orange
March 5th, 2009 at 1:33 amsittin’ in a tree
K- I – S – S
I – N- G”
We’re rockers, mate! We ain’t scared a no “mods”!
We eat mods fer breakfast wi’ bangers n’ mash!
March 5th, 2009 at 1:38 amOrange Said: He [Xisithrus] is prejudice against spacemen
Actually I like my space friends, but this watching me all the time, its kinds creepy, not normal.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:39 am.
Orange is for jumpsuits…
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March 5th, 2009 at 1:39 amActually, I think we just got visited by a genuine alien from the planet Or-Ange, and this might explain all the anal probing of your ( especially in the fifties and early sixties).
I hypothesize that space-aliens have become SO advanced that not only are they now blobs of protoplasm because robots take care of all the physical stuff, but that that machines a;so npow take care of their cerebral functions too.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:40 amUnfortunately the warranties are running out their brain-o-matics.
I suspect that long predicted invasion of earth by outer-space beings–or ’superior orange moderates’–has begun and failed right here on this blog!
Orange= Troll banned awhile back.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:40 amClaimed it was a Diplomats Offspring of some sort.
Posted EXACTLY the same crap.
Flagged AGAIN
Excuse me, but… what is it you won’t compromise on again?
Moderation?
How’s that work, exactly?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:40 amOrange Says: We will win every time
Well, if thats true then Orange is still in power and I have no idea why Orange is talking about being out of power or even compromising
March 5th, 2009 at 1:40 am.
Dear orange,
When you said you’re starting a blog called “BLOGMOCKRACY in Action” is this because mocking Democracy is a good thing?
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March 5th, 2009 at 1:40 amSeriously?
Exactly the same crap?
Geez. Who looks at this output and says, “wow, that is so awesome, I just have to post it again”? If ever I saw disposable troll droppings, this was it.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:43 amOrange,
March 5th, 2009 at 1:43 amWhy you drop Turkish hyperlink?
.
Dear orange,
When you said “we are not afraid to not compromise until we win it all” do the two “NOTS” cancel each other out thus making you YELLOW?
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March 5th, 2009 at 1:43 amThe orange-men are going to take over
we will avenge the evil deeds of our roman conquerors
who destroyed our culture
Wait. Orange thinks America is ancient Rome? And we are all Greeks?
Hey, Celtic Knight, Italy is way over there >>>>>>>>>>
March 5th, 2009 at 1:46 amorange Says:
with our new blog
BLOGMOCKRACY in Action
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I think this whole thing was a put on just to get to this point…
This might be the same twit who was here Sunday night…
March 5th, 2009 at 1:46 am#238 orange,
Then you do know that the American form of Governance is called a Democratic Republic for a reason, NO? Then it stands to ask the simplest of questions: What do you call a person who hates the American form of Government? What are they called if they are Americans?
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March 5th, 2009 at 1:47 amRHF,
March 5th, 2009 at 1:47 amHeh, that fits as well, maybe better[=)
Okay orange, either you are having us on, in which case I for one have been befuddled and amused by your art project and it is now over and you can contribute something of substance—or you are a loony and you will be banned for abusing pixels and data packets.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:48 amWow, this orange is confusing me, first he loves America but then wants to take it over to avenge what the Romans did to his people even though America is in no way ancient Rome, but it is because history will be righted, somehow, without a time machine.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:50 amOrange said: will avenge the evil deeds of our roman conquerors
But but but you always win!
March 5th, 2009 at 1:52 am.
T.P. Wrote:
Is this because dropping the funding will allow more single mothers to be free to change his diapers… er, their child’s diapers?
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March 5th, 2009 at 1:54 amXisithrus,
Did I miss something? I know I’m late to the thread and all…
… But when did the Romans conqueror America?
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March 5th, 2009 at 1:56 amEhhhrrm….
My fellow blogoteers who aren’t named after a common fruit…
I, 5thius Maximus Estatus of the legions of Germane-icus ask you, Have we not been been entertained?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:59 amBUT…
if we are to meet again in the field of Elysium, should not our pack lunches that we carry to the hereafter be bereft of ‘the orange’? What say you and it may be banished forthwith! What say you?
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I ate an orange for lunch today…
… It tasted yummy.
I like my oranges eaten…
… This way they’re not here anymore.
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March 5th, 2009 at 2:03 am.
Hi Daryyl!
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March 5th, 2009 at 2:03 am.
Just remember orange…
… Mockery is not flattery but instead, insulting.
Why insist that mocking Democracy is a good thing?
What do you call Americans that mock their form of Government?
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March 5th, 2009 at 2:06 amXisithrus,
Did I miss something? I know I’m late to the thread and all…
… But when did the Romans conqueror America?
Orange wants to defeat the dems in America to avenge the Romans who conquered the orange people..or something.
March 5th, 2009 at 2:09 am.
Orange = Cheetos stained fingers frantically typing from his grandma’s basement?
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March 5th, 2009 at 2:09 amOrange is Trajen, Mr Pees sychophant
March 5th, 2009 at 2:11 amXisithrus,
See, this is where I’m confused…
… From the looks of all his posts, he’s mighty YELLOW, NO?
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March 5th, 2009 at 2:12 amXisithrus,
See, this is where I’m confused…
… From the looks of all his posts, he’s mighty YELLOW, NO?
Hes a rainbow of delusion
March 5th, 2009 at 2:13 amXisithrus,
No, no, no…
… I’m one of the rainbow people.
Orange is just an angry YELLOW.
March 5th, 2009 at 2:15 amTrajen is an orange spaceman who has seen the fifth dimension and wants to save our souls by defeating the dems and thereby gaining revenge on the Romans who conquered his people and bringing the moderates into power cause they always win and were all elitists because his ancestors forgot the Word of God and converted with Latin women.
March 5th, 2009 at 2:18 amXisithrus,
No, no, no…
… I’m one of the rainbow people.
Orange is just an angry YELLOW.
I didnt mean Trajen was a rainbow person but that he was delusional and used colors as a metaphor. [All kinds of delusional]
March 5th, 2009 at 2:23 amorange Says:
I am an expert in History
I watch History cannel all the time
Except when I am watch Sci-Fi
IT RULES
No wonder you are so well-versed in contemporary American politics!
Well , fellow blogoteers, as entertaining as this has been dealing with orange’s bongtastic perspectives on things and stuff (especially his theories of moderate-absolutism) I have nonetheless grown weary of it, and flagged all of its comments (except “I have a plan”—noting wrong with that!) with the constant and informative adjective of ‘loony’.
March 5th, 2009 at 2:30 amit calls itself an orange, but it acts like a spastic colon.
March 5th, 2009 at 2:34 amRich S….Don’t let orange have the last word!
March 5th, 2009 at 2:48 amOk orange, start taking your doctors instructions and stop mixing you anti-psychotics with Jack Daniels
March 5th, 2009 at 2:54 am#317 Xisithrus,
March 5th, 2009 at 2:56 amOh, I get it…
… Like shades of colors one might see when hopped up on acid?
Rich S Says:
Oh a Weinerdog worshipper. The stupidest of the stupid. Only the insanly ignorant spew the idiocy the Savage Weinerdog brainwashes them with. My condolences on your abject stupidity Rich
March 5th, 2009 at 2:57 amI think orange is the new incarnation of that REALLY stupid bullethead troll
March 5th, 2009 at 2:58 amorange,
What’s a mod?
Did I do it[sic] right?
… Cause I don’t follow very close, YES?
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March 5th, 2009 at 3:05 amThe Constitution is just fine.
In a GOP love fest, let this perv convince Rush that the Constitution isn’t just fine. After a few pharmaceuticals, porn is just an appetizer . . . then, let us amend the Constitution . . . yeah, that’s the ticket. . . .
Zeros.
March 5th, 2009 at 3:07 amMan I have seen some really stupid trolls in my day. I mean first magnitude morons but orange you have got to be left over from the first primordial stupid
March 5th, 2009 at 3:08 amVitter is an utter idiot.
How does expect to ever get a majority of republicans in Congress if he amends the Constitution to let his Democratic constituents to breed like flies? He should be aborting them left and “right”.
March 5th, 2009 at 3:14 amrhf,
March 5th, 2009 at 3:15 amYes but RP gave up Republicans like Kooch gave up Democrats.
Hey Vitter! Dems breeding!
Ironically, studies of porn show that the largest porn markets are the red states, Utah being number one.
If you can wash your brain, think of all those Mormons . . . you know . . .
March 5th, 2009 at 3:16 amOh no, no, no, SnoBird…
… Vitter’s a $h!tter.
LOL
However, somehow talking about how Republicans should be aborting anything seems mighty dichotomous about now…
… NO?
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March 5th, 2009 at 3:19 amTrajan75 IQ Says:
If nature abhors a vacuum then how do you explain the inside of their heads?
March 5th, 2009 at 3:20 amSnowbird,
March 5th, 2009 at 3:28 amI wonder what the demographics are in terms of ideology within the Red states…
… In other words, what percentage of the porn consumption is done by the Evilgelical(R) vs. the secular(R), NO?
Trajan75 IQ.
Thank you. So few can recognize talent when they see it.
I can do sports.
March 5th, 2009 at 3:30 amGood night Trajan75 IQ…
… And I had fun enabling each other’s habit, too.
No…
… rhf?
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March 5th, 2009 at 3:32 amGood night Trajan75 IQ,
March 5th, 2009 at 3:35 amBut before you go, please do tell…
… What a mod is?
orange is like some kind of science project to see how stupid a human can be while still remembering to breathe
March 5th, 2009 at 3:45 amMax-1:
The study wasn’t based upon idiology, it was based upon the number ot homes or businesses that used credit cards to purchase porn. It was graded upon that basis and equal credits were given according to population, etc. Utah came out number one. I assume that the religeous preferences of any particular demographic paid no part.
The results clearly showed that Utah topped the nation in the money spent on porn. It’s not an indictment of Mormonos by any means. Utah just happens to be a largely Mormon community that has a bunch of bigamist homes and provided 80% of the money to support Prop 8 in California, a state not their own.
Seems a bit odd.. . the bigamy, self-righteonous, porn and all.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:17 amPerhaps Mitch Romney can best explain the Utah porn problem.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:28 amOh, that would be Mitt Romney, and just being a Mormonit would be too exotic for him to explain . . . kind os like being born a half-white man in Hawaii.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:30 amI’m happy to see Vittor in a race to the farthest right edge of the political spectrum. The Republicans are having trouble trotting out their traditional bugaboos to frighten the people; they caused so many scary problems while in power that everyday citizens have legitimate fears on their minds and notice that not only do Republicans refuse to constructively engage in finding solutions, they remain fixated on their tired old inner demons.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:36 amAgain, typing is not my forte, but you get my point? I apologize and will be more accurate.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:37 amLouisiana needs to wake up. You folks are among the poorest and most poorly represented people in the United States. Elect talented politicians who care for your well-being.
Vote. Elect talent. You folks need help.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:44 amVitter ain’t helping you.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:45 amI’m not so surprised about Red states and porn. A lot of porn has a terribly distasteful subtext about the subjugation of women which plays right into the Republican mindset. Porn is the natural outlet for the repressed sexuality of radical fundamentalism and its tendency toward expansive and restrictive authoritarian intrusions into private behavior.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:53 amPeter C:
So what is the answer? Let your freak flag fly? Seems to me, just enjoy your own sexuality and leave other people alone.
While in no way do I support bigamy in Utah, I think its ludicrous for Utah Mormons to provide 80% of the funding for an anti-gay marriage amendment to the CALIFORNIA Constitution. If the Fed needs to get involved, so long as it isn’t the Bush Adm, so be it.
How could Cheney, with his lesbo daughter,be against equal rights? It’s going to happen, it’s just a matter of time. Does any politician really want to be on the wrong side of this issue? It’s kind of like Rush . . . so sorry, I was taken all out of context.
Not gay, but this makes me mad.
March 5th, 2009 at 5:06 amOn second thought, Gay, I’m gay, we’re all gay. If Utah had a few more admitted gays or folks who liked their sex a little kinky and could fess up to it, they’d be watching a whole lot less porn and spending more time at home . . . with at least one of their wives.
While on topic, DC is no place to be dictating mores to America. You have your high priced hookers, but your wives and children are at home. Here in the hood, we have problems, our homes are in foreclosure, your children are on drugs, there are meth labs next door, if you live in Utah, you apparently have a porn problem, gang violence is pervasive, if you live on the Mexican border, kidnappings are a real problem . . . get out of DC and live like an American, you represent us, shouldn’t you live live we live?
Signed, disgusted with the bunch of you.
March 5th, 2009 at 5:22 amCheney doesn’t care so much about morality; he’s out to eliminate the restrictions on the power of money. He’ll happily buy all the priveleges he can for himself and his family. He wants his money to put him above the law.
He’s happy to cozy up to the religious zealots by saying what they want to hear as long as his wealth puts him beyond the reach of their behavioral strictures.
March 5th, 2009 at 5:41 amHaven’t read all the comments yet, but I have a new high horse and i want to present it — that being, how is it considered rational at all that one can insert provisions and earmarks into a bill, vote against it, and STILL receive those earmarks or provisions? The moment anyone votes against a bill, every earmark or provision that person inserted should be immediately stripped from the bill. Across the board.
just my thinking about what is rational.
March 5th, 2009 at 7:05 amDid Vitter give the hooker a 1099 Tax Form for her servicing of the Diaper King?
March 5th, 2009 at 7:17 amLess access to birth control equals more unwanted pregnancies and more abortions. Vitter is a stupid, diaper wearing hypocrite.
March 5th, 2009 at 7:53 amAnother Joe Says:
Where did the prostitutes he used get their birth control?
Didn’t need any – that is why he wears diapers.
eww, I just imagined all the “potential babies” he threw out with his dank, stank, overused nappie.
The also visualized vitty wearing his baby bonnetttttt is too much to think about. AHhhhh! hahahaha!
How much do you wanna bet he take risks and went bareback with all the ho’s? We all know it was/is done on our time and money? YUCK!
vitty shouldn’t show his disgraced face, for real. Then again like you said, he likes playing baby and getting spanked (mentally and physically.)
Thanks for the thought; it’s burned into my brain.
teehehe.
March 5th, 2009 at 8:41 amSpeaking of Vitter: “An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition” Michael Korda
March 5th, 2009 at 8:49 amWhat a diaper-load.
I say that in response, Democrats should propose that funding for Planned Parenthood be DOUBLED.
Clearly, the GOP has one strategy: slash and burn. If they can’t control Congress or the White House, then they would just as soon burn it all down.
Vitter is a disgrace, and why he is still serving in Congress is beyond me. Maybe it is time for someone to send a new box of diapers to his office and give him something else to do.
March 5th, 2009 at 9:27 amRepublicans are against planned parenthood. Does that mean they are for unplanned parenthood?
March 5th, 2009 at 10:38 amTime to contribute more dollars to Planned Parenthood and do it in Vitter’s name instead of Palin’s this time…
March 5th, 2009 at 11:48 amBy all means, let’s slash funding to any sort of non-abstinence programs. Let’s let unwed mothers and addicts and poverty-stricken families propagate unchecked; let infants be born at great risk because their mothers received no prenatal care yet could not get abortions even early on; let another generation grow up hungry, disenfranchised, and hopeless. . . so that we can blame the Democrats for yet another preventable disaster promulgated by neocons.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:50 amBobbyG Says:
Vitter, Jindal, Palin, Limbaugh, Steele, Man-Dog Marriage Santorum (a.k.a “Sphinctorum, I call him), Beck, Hannity, Bill-O…etc, etc, what a lovely Gooper list.
Had their mothers had access to appropriate birth control and appropriate family-planning resources, we might have been spared incredible national damage.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:52 amMCMetal Says:
Earlier this year, Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), who was named in the DC Madam prostitution scandal, co-sponsored the Marriage Protection Amendment, which would amend the Constitution to declare that marriage “shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.”
In utter seriousness, I believe that the framers of the Constitution would have laughed these troglodytes out the proverbial door. Faced with the problem of establishing and effectively protecting an entirely new nation with almost entirely new ideas of government, the framers would have hooted to see a “definition” of marriage as any sort of “political” responsibility. They were quite careful when they wrote the Bill of Rights, and they very carefully selected the essential freedoms that needed/would need governmental protection.
In their minds, marriage would have been a religious issue–and they were QUITE precise in keeping government OUT OF RELIGION. Because the protection of church against state is one way only–the State is MOT protected from the “church”–demagogues have tried steadily to inflict their own “religious” ideas on the populace.
[I'm another patriotic liberal Christian, by the way--and I couldn't disagree more with what the "moral majority" has tried to accomplish in the name of "christianity."]
March 5th, 2009 at 12:03 pmWayne A. Schneider Says:
Can we get some intelligent conservatives to debate here, instead of acerebralist trolls like barack obomber?
Here’s hoping. Your use of “acerebralist” will throw 99% into a feeding frenzy. The other 1%, who understand the word, might show up.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:22 pmThe Republic of Stupidity Says:
Sorry… you’re not very consistent… I forget… are you Roy or Siegfried?
It is neither. Seigfried and Roy face REAL tigers, not paper ones.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:27 pmTony Perkins might run for Vitter’s seat? Lord help us all if that happens..
March 5th, 2009 at 12:38 pmorange Says:
we are going to give back to you punishment many times
greater than we have dreamed, God is on our side
You people think you are so much better than we are but you know the truth is the exact opposite
Did you get your information about God being on “our side” from the Book of Second Opinions”? Or was that “Twenty-three Skiddoo, Row 6, Seat 12″?]
Were you aware that many Nazis had “Gott Mitt Uns” printed on their helmets?
You, however, don’t need a helmet, however–you obviously have no brains to protect.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:42 pmThe Louisiana senator has introduced an amendment to the omnibus spending bill before the Senate to drastically cut funding for family planning programs. Vitter’s amendment states that “none of the funds appropriated under this Act shall be made available to Planned Parenthood for any purpose under title X of the Public Health Service Act.”
“Bill of attainder”, anyone? Or just bad practise…. Isn’t this a “reverse earmark”?
Cheers,
March 5th, 2009 at 1:29 pm“that marriage “shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.”
…and an assortment of hookers.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:57 pmMaybe it is time for someone to send a new box of diapers to his office and give him something else to do.
Do they have to be unused diapers? Just asking.
March 5th, 2009 at 9:50 pmorange,
You’re really “Jay”, aren’t you? I recall him making a claim just like yours that he would take over the thread and make it his.
unlike you guys I understand irony
I have serious doubts that you even understand English.
March 5th, 2009 at 10:11 pmThe more I read about what GOP supporters believe and think, the more I believe that they are a threat to America and her people.
March 6th, 2009 at 12:20 pm