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Addington can’t find a job.

By Matt Corley on Mar 9th, 2009 at 9:55 am

Addington can’t find a job.

addington.jpgFormer officials of the Bush administration have had a notoriously hard time finding work. In February, the Wall Street Journal reported that “only 25% to 30% of ex-Bush officials seeking full-time jobs have succeeded.” The New York Times reports today that one of the down on his luck Bushies is top Cheney aide David Addington:

David S. Addington, a top aide to Vice President Dick Cheney who was a forceful voice in internal legal debates, is also said to still be looking for work. The former Pentagon general counsel William Haynes II had been nominated by Mr. Bush for an appeals court judgeship, but was blocked because of his role in detention policies.

The Times suggests that the inability of Addington and other Bush lawyers to find work is a “likely consequence” of the fact that they “blessed conduct that most mainstream legal scholars contend was, in fact, illegal.”



58 Responses to “Addington can’t find a job.”

  1. unbelievable says:

    The Times suggests that the inability of Addington and other Bush lawyers to find work is a “likely consequence” of the fact that they “blessed conduct that most mainstream legal scholars contend was, in fact, illegal.”

    That, and they are getting a dose of their own greedy Conservative policies…


  2. A Patriot Acting says:

    This traitor should first be disbarred from practicing law. Secondly he should be fitted for an orange jumpsuit. Then he can have his lifetime gubmit paid healthcare stripped. Maybe he can learn a new trade in prison. Are their any odds out their yet as to whether any former Bushies might convert to Islam while in prison?


  3. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Well, well, well… do I detect “the invisible hand of the marketplace’ at work here?

    A perp walk would be more satisfying, but this is a a start.


  4. Danny Noonan says:

    You know it’s a tough economy when one of the great war criminals of our generation can’t get work.

    http://www.pufferfishblog.com/


  5. lokidog says:

    The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Well, well, well… do I detect “the invisible hand of the marketplace’ at work here?

    Perhaps, ROS, but I think it would me more accurate to call this the “middle finger of the market place” at work here, directed towards the job seeking criminal element.

    Liberty University may need a janitor. Addington should check it out.


  6. Badmoodman says:

    Addington can’t find a job.

    – - It won’t get any easier for Davey after he gets disbarred.


  7. deebaser says:

    Is the wing-nut welfare FINALLY drying up?


  8. The Dogfather says:

    The new Japanese restaurant in my neighborhood is looking for delivery drivers — maybe I’ll give them Addington’s name…

    Then again, that might adversely affect the local economy in my area…


  9. larkohio says:

    They can just join the rest of us struggling in this crappy economy that his bosses created. Welcome to our world, Mr. Addington.


  10. Dumb Fox the Average Golfer says:

    Well, well, well… do I detect “the invisible hand of the marketplace’ at work here?

    The invisible hand of Karma would be more appropriate. One where the likes of Addington end up jobless, then homeless, and then thrown in jail to share a cell with Straight Tony.

    Just saying this would be Karmic for a Bushie.


  11. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    lokidog Says:

    Perhaps, ROS, but I think it would me more accurate to call this the “middle finger of the market place” at work here, directed towards the job seeking criminal element.
    __________

    Tee hee… well… I didn’t specify exactly what part of that hand was at work… perhaps it’s the entire “knuckle sandwich of the marketplace”…

    Poor, poor David…
    __________

    Liberty University may need a janitor. Addington should check it out.
    __________

    Or the Bush Outhouse of Lies needs a bathroom attendant…

    “Last stall on the right, sir… the others are waiting…”


  12. A Patriot Acting says:

    Slightly o/t but there is an effort underway to have fellow Bush lawyer/apologizer/torture approver Jay Bybee impeached. He was appointed to a federal judgeship(lifetime appointment) position by Bush. Although he was confirmed by the Senate at the time, the recent release of memos from the Office of Legal Council shine a harsh light on Bybees involvement on behalf of the Bush Administration to undermine our Constitution and approve illegal activities.
    http://www.freepress.org/ doit.php?strFunc=display&strID=389&strYear=2009

    Although I feel prison sentences are warrented for all of the Bushco legal flunkies, I would be happy to see disbarments of them across the board from Bush’s Attorneys General to his and Cheney’s legal councils as a start.


  13. IgnoranceIsNotBliss says:

    What I want to know is when will he and Yoo and the rest of their clan be disbarred?


  14. Uncle Ho says:

    Addington can get a job- making license plates IN PRISON!

    Good morning, campers


  15. RWeSafer says:

    Is there info on who has hired all the major bushies? I want to keep track if possible — and put all these companies on my “no fly” zone.


  16. Dumb Fox the Average Golfer says:

    IgnoranceIsNotBliss Says:

    What I want to know is when will he and Yoo and the rest of their clan be disbarred?

    Disbarred is the least of it. Unless you feel punishment for war crimes should be more or less equivalent to fibbing about a hummer…

    Nope, impeachment for Bybee – as mentioned above – and criminal investigations for all concerned.


  17. enough says:

    I know a hog farmer who needs someone to help with cleaning up after the sows.


  18. lokidog says:

    The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    …“knuckle sandwich of the marketplace”…

    Yes! I think that one covers all bases.

    And Lord knows, there’s plenty of us here with waiting and willing “knuckle sandwiches” to take over the pummeling should the “market place” need a breather.


  19. spencers mom says:

    Maybe he can get a job washing dishes in prison to earn some cigarette money. Don’t forget that soap on a rope, Davie.

    PEACE


  20. Daddy-O says:

    It’s always tough for an ex-con to find work.

    ha ha

    I laugh in your war-criminal FACE, David Addington. Shave the beard. Maybe no one will recognize you…

    ha ha


  21. RUCerious says:

    JUSTICE AND KARMA UNITED!


  22. RUCerious says:

    Watch, he’ll get a tenured professorship at Oral Robers school of fauxlaw.


  23. paleolib says:

    Not much demand for a Sith apprentice in today’s market. I am surprised he isn’t teaching ethics at Regent Law School, perhaps along with Monica Goodling. Somebody has to warp the next generation of wingnut lawyers.


  24. RUCerious says:

  25. Marie says:

  26. SWBob says:

    The Times suggests that the inability of Addington and other Bush lawyers to find work is a “likely consequence” of the fact that they “blessed conduct that most mainstream legal scholars contend was, in fact, illegal.”

    Wacky lawyers working for a wacky mis-administration tends to type cast them and their skills.


  27. APEC not OPEC says:

    Does Fox News have a hiring freeze?


  28. PatrioticLiberalChristian says:

    Isn’t the neocon machine paying people to write books and then buying up all the books anymore?


  29. joe cantwell says:

    “dear mr. addington,

    at the present time our company

    does not have anyone it wishes to torture

    or illegally imprison. therefore there are no

    openings for a person of your qualifications.

    we’ll keep your resumé on file for the next

    three months. in the meantime we wish you

    good luck in your search.”

    *

    in other words get lost.

    **


  30. judyinnm says:

    Why is Ashcroft never mentioned in connection with the torture memos? Wasn’t he in charge of the justice department from which they flowed?


  31. A Patriot Acting says:

    judyinnm- Yes, ssshhhhhhhh


  32. ralph the wonder llama says:

    judyinnm Says:
    Why is Ashcroft never mentioned in connection with the torture memos? Wasn’t he in charge of the justice department from which they flowed?

    Well, even though Ashcroft ran the shop, I’ve always given him a smidgen of credit for refusing to sign off on warrantless wiretapping when Abu G approached him in his hospital bed. True, he simply passed the buck to Comey, but he knew Comey wouldn’t sign off. It seemed like a rare moment of integrity to me.


  33. Shayne says:

    Does Addington really need a job. As Cheney’s closest confidante it would seem likely he shared in the no bid contract bonanza of the Iraq war.


  34. sacopenapa says:

    Addington is a War Criminal and a Traitor to the Constitution of the United States. He should be indicted and prosecuted immediatly! F*##ck you Addington! I hope you rotten in hell!


  35. sacopenapa says:

    Addington, move to Israel!


  36. barfly says:

    What, suddenly there’s a shortage of tin pot third world dictators, in need of a mouthpiece?

    Try Mugabe. But don’t expect the same wages as you were getting during your salad days as a torture justifier.


  37. sacopenapa says:

    Addington, I think the Pentagon building is high enough. Go there and Jump! The world would be a much better place without a scumbag like you moving around.


  38. barfly says:

    I guess his views on the unaccountable vice presidency didn’t make him any friends, either


  39. JDOK says:

    I love justice……


  40. zuch says:

    I was thinking “picking up garbage along side of highways”. Added bonus: Free uniforms provided.

    Cheers,


  41. LizCoro says:

    Well, does he HAVE to work?

    My guess is he’s STILL a millionaire, as are ALL of Bush cronies!


  42. fergus says:

    O.T., but, slightly related, Texas is in the throes of a major drought and is also suffering from major wildfires. All of this since W. moved back to Dallas. New headlines in the World Weekly News: HELL HAS BEEN DISCOVERED IN THE LONE STAR STATE!! BUSH SITS ON SATAN’S THRONE!


  43. Buckie Boy says:

    It’s hard for criminals to find work.

    FTR


  44. joe cantwell says:

    LizCoro Says:
    Well, does he HAVE to work?

    My guess is he’s STILL a millionaire, as are ALL of Bush cronies!

    *

    he does if he put it all in the market.

    **


  45. telestai2 says:

    Karma’s a beeyotch, ain’t it?


  46. Max-1 says:

    .

    T.P. Wrote:

    Addington can’t find a job.

    Does Prison B!tch pay?

    .


  47. telestai2 says:

    “Rich man, poor man, beggerman, thief;
    doctor, lawyer, merchant, chief. . .”

    For which of these job titles, Mr. Addington, do you best qualify? Lawyer? but didn’t you get disbarred? Doctor? but don’t you have to take the Hippocratic oath “first, do no harm”? Rich man? but didn’t your cohorts disembowel the economy? Merchant? see economy. Chief? of what?

    Let’s see: what does that leave?


  48. Game of Life says:

    Can one of his friends from PNAC get him a job?


  49. captainstormfield says:

    Maybe there is some justice after all. Addington thought he was untouchable because of his relationship with Darth Cheney.

    What goes around does come around :)


  50. Robert M. says:

    Unfortunately, once faced with the necessity of putting some food on the table, these scum will go to their former bosses and tell a sad tale of how they’re being discriminated against, and walk away with fellowships at the American Enterprise Institute or one of the other right wing think tanks.

    Last I heard, that’s where wolfowitz is now.

    My vote is to bypass the “truth commission” stage and to move directly to the gallows for the lot of ‘em.

    Maybe when more Americans come up with that problem of having no food to put on the table, and their children look up with hungry eyes wondering why daddy’s sad all the time? we’ll start hearing more about holding the people responsible for turning the economy, and our manufacturing base, and our Constitution out to dry actually to account for their crimes and experience the penalty for having destroyed my country.


  51. SP Biloxi says:

    So, Addington is unemployed. He wasn’t the chosen person by Bush to land a cushy job. Yet, Fred Fielding, Bush’s WH counsel, Andrew Card, Michael Mukasey, and Harriet Miers are doing fine. Addington joins Gonzo on the unemployment line. Bummer. It’s hard out there for a GOP pimp.


  52. McWars says:

    Mr. Addington thought he could simply move forward filling his coffers after spending eight years filling coffins.

    The long game of battleship is over, Addy. I witnessed your demeanor before congress; your arrogance, your evasiveness, your caveman mentality, and you don’t belong in any workplace.


  53. Joe the Philosopher says:

    Question: Is David Addington one of the most arrogant Zionists in America? What level of treachery would you rate him at?

    Discuss, please.


  54. curious says:

    Good. I only hope he never does. I want to see all of Bush’s lawyers in jail or on the bread line. Preferably in jail.


  55. J. Fred Smug says:

    Karma. It’s called karma.


  56. laworder says:

    Cheney’s Number 1 Son of a b i t c h, David Addington…maybe you should have tried reading the Constitution before trying to destroy. How in the hell do these bastards like Addington and Gonzales make it through law school? Where do these a$$holes get their degree anyway, on the back of a match book or some right wing sanctamonious hypocrite College Of Republicans?


  57. brianH says:

    Hah, I bet if those ex-bush officials checked went to http://www.jobaphiles.com, they could have pushed up their re-employment rate. Everyone’s got to start their job search from somewhere.




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