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Conservatives Suggest Torture Tactics For AIG Execs: ‘Exemplary Hanging,’ Guillotine Party, ‘Boiling In Oil’

Politicians and pundits from both sides of the aisle have expressed outrage at the recent news that bailed-out insurance giant AIG will be paying $165 million in bonuses to the same executives who “brought the company to the brink of collapse.” President Obama and members of Congress are trying to figure out a way to revoke the bonuses while others have called for top executives to be fired.

While conservatives have joined in the mass discontent with AIG, some are taking their anger a bit too far. Yesterday on a local Iowa radio show, Sen. Charles Grassley (R-IA) suggested that AIG executives consider committing suicide. And last night on Fox News, far right pundit Charles Krauthammer and his milder counterpart Mort Kondracke argued that some should be put to death:

KRAUTHAMMER: I’m all in favor of keeping this heaping opprobrium. I would deny them the bonuses if possible. I would be for an exemplary hanging or two. Have it in Times Square, invite Madame DuFarge. You borrow a guillotine from the French and we could have a party. If that’s what it takes to maintain popular support, let’s do it. But it’s not going to change anything economically. [...]

KONDRACKE: I was going to recommend boiling in oil in Times Square, but look, because these are the people who invented these crazy credit default swaps that are leading to the whole disaster.

Watch it:

Whether it’s terrorism, international crises, domestic crime or, in this case, excessive corporate greed, some conservatives seem unable to see problems as anything other than a nail for which the only solution is a hammer.



61 Responses to “Conservatives Suggest Torture Tactics For AIG Execs: ‘Exemplary Hanging,’ Guillotine Party, ‘Boiling In Oil’”

  1. Marie says:

    Anticipating restrictions on bonuses, officials at Citigroup Inc and Morgan Stanley are exploring ways to sidestep tough new federal caps on compensation, the Wall Street Journal said.


  2. JoeBridgeman says:

    let apply these tactics to charles Krautz and his company first. they have failed america in the last 8 years and are continuing to fail her.


  3. Danny Noonan says:

    The anger is real. Jokes like this are dangerous. These guys are playing with matches.

    http://www.pufferfishblog.com/


  4. barracks9 says:

    When a hammer is the only tool you have, everything becomes a nail.


  5. The Dogfather says:

    Well, they’re just going with what they know — to the Cancervatives, the solution to everything is violence and torture, after all…

    As for me, I’d prefer to see something a little more constructive. For example, how about we just fire all the top execs at these companies that received bailout funds, and give them new jobs working at homeless shelters?


  6. Gregor Samsa says:

    Well, apparently torture and sadism are part of those conservative “family values”.

    It’s scary that the solution conservatives first think of invariably involves some sort of physical punishment. Even better if it can be done publicly.

    Whether terrorism, international crises, or excessive corporate greed -at least they are consistent. Goes with their authoritarian mind set, I suppose.


  7. konchster says:

    As usual we see a conservative solution which serves no real purpose. These buffoons have no ideas on jump starting the economy, putting forth a working budget or solving the housing crisis. Conservatives are devoid of ideas and yet they want desperately to govern. Why?


  8. Zimzone says:

    I’ll go and watch if Krauthammer joins them on the gallows.

    Maybe Rush could get on board, too. If he does, use a 1/2″ steel cable. A rope isn’t near strong enough for a 400 pounder.


  9. spencers mom says:

    Once again fomenting hatred and violence, it’s just a matter of time before one of the wingnuts shows up on Wall Street with a gun. Seriously, with people hurting and scared, please STFU!

    I’m just as pissed as the next person, but I would never advocate violence or the taking of one’s life.

    PEACE


  10. Marie says:

    When it comes to their money, the rightwingers are furious, wishing for a return to the days of the French revolution, guillotines, and the like.

    While it’s not a bad idea to tar and feather these greedy and tonedeaf CEOs, I can’t help but recall that when Bush&Co were leading us into illegal war, when they were destroying the Constitution, eliminating individual rights and liberties, giving our tax payments to the rich in the form of tax cuts for them, and corrupting the justice system, the rightwingers were stone silent.


  11. Lora says:

    Although I generally don’t approve of violence, I wouldn’t protest it in this case. Still, if it comes down to that, I think the reichwing deregulators, etc. ought to join the execs at the gallows.


  12. ScrewBush says:

    How about 100% Tax ?
    Surely, if right wingers are this pissed off they would have no problem being in favor of a 100% tax on these specific bonuses? Obviously, for them, such a tax would not be nearly as fun to watch or implement, but it would get all of our tax money back.


  13. burro says:

    I don’t give a g*d damn what happens to the Geniuses. All of the above is fine with me. Just get them away from our money. ASAP isn’t soon enough.

    Obama is playing with fire if he thinks he can thread this needle. The Geniuses got their screwing in, (with gov’t nodding approvingly). They’re getting paid to have provided the screwing. And nobody is telling them they can’t screw again. Seems like they’re being told to go for it after taking a good scolding. Just let things calm down and it’ll be back to biz as usual.

    We’ll see how that works out.


  14. citizen_pain says:

    Death is to easy of an out for these people that gambled with peoples’ livelihoods.

    They need to be sent to prison, it’s that simple.

    The worst thing you can do to people like this is strip them of their wealth and privilege.


  15. Chuck Feney says:

    Funny, it was Bill Maher that suggested something similar a few weeks ago; but now the right wing have shed their pro-business, pro-greed, pro-cronyism, pro-compassion conservatism to try to seize the mantle of radical populists. You can’t make this stuff up. Desperate times call for desperation.


  16. Badmoodman says:

    Conservatives Suggest Torture Tactics For AIG Execs: ‘Exemplary Hanging,’ Guillotine Party, ‘Boiling In Oil’

    – - In this case, Conservatives may be on to something.


  17. P.D. says:

    Can’t you feel the love? I guess ‘The Masters of the Universe’ are shaking in their thousand dollar loafers.


  18. Petey Wheatstraw says:

    Public caining, followed by prison – and I’m a dyed-in-the-wool liberal.


  19. misshusseinmolly says:

    Even though I grudgingly accept that the failure of AIG could cause a disastrous domino effect through the financial world, I am as outraged as anybody else about the vast amount of money being funneled to AIG — AND seeing failed executives being rewarded for their incompetence with more money than I will ever see in my lifetime (and I do MY job well!).

    That said — I find it just as disturbing that others are trivializing torture (even mocking it!) by suggesting these execs be subjected to it. This is as tasteless as those who make comparisons to the Holocaust of scenarios that don’t even come close.


  20. Scottsdalian says:

    I dont know…..it stuns me to be thinking this, but…..I actually agree with those 2 neocon idiots in this specific case.

    Apparently ya gotta do something drastic to get the attention of the wall street morons. While kinda drastic, maybe this would get their attention.


  21. P.D. says:

    Guido@21, Don’t forget ACORN.


  22. The Dogfather says:

    ScrewBush Says: How about 100% Tax ? Surely, if right wingers are this pissed off they would have no problem being in favor of a 100% tax on these specific bonuses? Obviously, for them, such a tax would not be nearly as fun to watch or implement, but it would get all of our tax money back.

    Best idea I’ve heard in a while, ScrewBush…


  23. Clumberfeet says:

    What?? Reaganomics said the the capitalist system was self regulating. Now it seems deregulation created fertile ground for fraud, corruption and legalized theft. What a surprise.


  24. Keith H. says:

    Trusting people with money that they didn’t earn was their first mistake.
    Expecting some sort of completely out of character moral behavior from these corporate execs is just plain stupid.
    These guys have made a living out of slitting peoples throats just to see the look on their faces.
    The folks handing out the money had to know this was coming.


  25. spencers mom says:

    Wow! Tone down the rhetoric, please!

    Rather than violence and death, how about indepth investigations, prosecutions, trials and convictions, then strip them of all of their assets and throw them in regular prisons with the general population?

    Now, if they are forced to parade, naked, down Wall Street next January, I’ll be there to watch. But no violence, please.

    PEACE


  26. hanshiro says:

    Conservative thinking:

    Stealing money= Boiled in Oil.

    Stealing Oil= Boiled lobster on beachfront property in a tax shelter.


  27. 666lattes says:

    TP, Stop posting things about Conservatives that I agree w/. It makes me feel all yucky.


  28. A Patriot Acting says:

    As far as Krauthammer goes, I wouldn’t mind someone taking a hammer to HIS pointy head.


  29. AgeOfRuin says:

    I have no sympathy for these people. I doubt Krauthammer and Kondracke aren’t serious, and obviously the US is not going to hang these execs (although they deserve it well). I see nothing wrong with entertaining the idea of fa slow and brutal torture. Just a fantasy, right?


  30. AgeOfRuin says:

    Corretion: I doubt Krauthammer and Kondracke *are* serious.


  31. stateofthedivision says:

    How can anyone seriously propose “pay for performance” after a ten year record of widespread cheating on executive stock options and the Wall Street implosion/AIG bonus debacles?

    It’s bad management theory. Add the gross misbehavior cases and it boggles the mind that President Obama wants to deform education and healthcare with P4P.


  32. AgeOfRuin says:

    D-g, I suck today.


  33. Sandoz76 says:

    This is a real demonstration that rather than solutions, all they can produce is over the top rhetoric.


  34. marcoplos says:

    They are just stretching their rhetoric to make a point. They are obviously not serious. Yes, they are full-time hypocrite & jackasses, but puffing up & making more of their statements than is really there does not ultimately help the overall debate.


  35. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    spencers mom Says:

    Once again fomenting hatred and violence, it’s just a matter of time before one of the wingnuts shows up on Wall Street with a gun.
    ____________

    Like Jim Atkisson?


  36. enough says:

    This narrative needs to be tamped down a little before some kook does something awful.


  37. dbschell says:

    Feeding the populous anger. And Im angry.


  38. bonzo 1958 says:

    This is over the top.
    I see it isn’t just sarah palin who likes to incite.
    Don’t these people know that there are idiots who MIGHT do what call for? Or do they not care?


  39. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    ScrewBush Says:

    How about 100% Tax ?

    Surely, if right wingers are this pissed off they would have no problem being in favor of a 100% tax on these specific bonuses?
    _____________

    Well… if the Chinese get too uptight about the TRILLION dollars of US debt they’re holding and decide to quit buying anymore… you’re liable to see something akin to the 92% top rate that was in effect during the Eisenhower years.

    I’ve read more than once over the last few years that the secret GOOPer plan was to run up such a huge debt at the Federal level that the govt would be be forced to cut discretionary spending way back, sell off all its assets to satisfy its creditors (think national parks), and retract permanently.

    And when you think about the amount of debt the last three GOOP presidents managed to run up, culminating w/ Botch…

    It would be the height of irony if the profligacy of the Botch Admin eventually resulted in the highest tax rates on the rich seen in the this country since Eisenhower, huh? Another probable outcome would be the downsizing of our military. WTF do we NEED 11 carrier groups for?

    How… how… stunningly appropriate it would be.


  40. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    So I gather being forced to go on the Daily Show to be publicly humiliated by Stewart just isn’t punishment enough after all, huh?


  41. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Habib Says:

    Wow, another post loaded with liberal hypocrisy. It’s ok for you loons to call for their heads, but, anyone with an (R) after their name ask for accountability and look out!
    ___________

    Wow… another pointless comment from “habib’… who could have predicted that?

    Gee… apparently the fact that people like Krauthammer & Company, and even more so, Grassley – AN ELECTED OFFICIAL MAKING THE SAME SORT OF COMMENTS – get national media podiums to make their comments, whilst we’re just blogging, is lost on a mindless hypocrite like you.

    We’re just Cheetos-chomping hippies hiding in our mummies’ basements, habib… not extremely well paid nationally known experts w/ television shows at our disposal… it’d be interesting to see which of those Fox pundits also DEFENDED these very same Wall Streeters, until recently.

    Blither on, habib. Just like a blind pig looking for an acorn, you’ll manage to make a “Real Point” one of these days.

    BTW – “you loons”? Please define that meaningfully, so we know what the F you’re talking about. Otherwise, it comes across as hysterical hyperbole.


  42. mk3872 says:

    CUCKOO! The loons have finally flown WAAAAY over the cuckoo’s nest. Real classy bunch they are …


  43. Bilbo Hussein Baggins says:

    Chuck Feney Says:
    Funny, it was Bill Maher that suggested something similar a few weeks ago; but now the right wing have shed their pro-business, pro-greed, pro-cronyism, pro-compassion conservatism to try to seize the mantle of radical populists. You can’t make this stuff up. Desperate times call for desperation.

    It is all faux outrage on their part. Just imagine what they would be saying if President Obama had somehow been able to stop the bonuses. They would have been screaming socialism…communism…anti free-market, etc.


  44. celtic cynic says:

    Gotta love the republicans – the party of fear and smear and intimidation and domination and retribution. Looks like they all have taken The Hypocritic Oath.


  45. pastcaring says:

    I would recommend that we get back to basics.
    Number one being that you shouldn’t expect anyone to do anything you are not willing to do yourself.

    That being the case, it’s time for Krauthammer et.al., to STFU.

    His 15 minutes are up. He F’ed it up with every self serving disingenuous web of lies he’s spun from his lips so far.


  46. mk3872 says:

    pastcaring: Krauthammer’s 15 mins??? This guy’s been wrong for 25 years!


  47. pd says:

    Hey, wait a minute. I just heard Jabba the Rush say (my ears are still bleeding) that the AIG bonuses were just fine and this whole anti-bonus sentiment was just a librul plot. Who’s leading those conservatives anyway?


  48. Buckie Boy says:

    Repukes, neanderthal hive-mind at work…

    …but to be sure, all this is, is a cash grab by the AIG people before the company goes bankrupt…

    …insurance people have no morals, well, most of them it seems.


  49. pastcaring says:

    mk3872 Says:

    pastcaring: Krauthammer’s 15 mins??? This guy’s been wrong for 25 years!
    ______

    We interrupt your normal posting pleasure to post this
    Disclaimer: the 15 minutes referred to above was in no way meant to be taken in a literal sense. Please do not interpret 15 minutes to actually be a measurable time frame of 15 minutes.

    Thank you and back to your posting pleasure.

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  50. rastaman says:

    HAHAHA…I CAN SEE THE HEADLINE NOW:

    REPUBLICAN MULLAHS JOIN AL QAEDA AND CALL FOR BEHEADINGS AND JIHAD AGAINST AMERICAN ELITES.

    THOSE CHRISTO-FASCIST TERRORISTS….YOU CAN’T REASON WITH THEM AND THEY DON’T DESERVE ANY RIGHTS.


  51. fergus says:

    I can’t believe that a neo-con actually suggested borrowing a guillotine from the FRENCH!?! What is their world coming to, anyway? I thought anything using French was tantamount to high treason? Am I wrong here, or has the whole world turned inside-out?


  52. fergus says:

    …Using any thing French… Fast fingers, slow proofreading.


  53. dae says:

    Huh? I thought it was Fannie and Freddie that led to the mess that we’re in.


  54. A simple man says:

    They all deserve jail time that’s for damn sure. Goddamn scammers.


  55. Game of Life says:

    awh man.

    karuth is one snotty sob.

    All repugs know is torture and blood.

    his kind caused this economic downfall.


  56. wiley says:

    Is investigating fraud too radical? What has AIG been saying their worth during all this time that they were hemorrhaging billions.


  57. watchout5 says:

    I don’t like FOX much either, but the idea of some angry mob going after the bankers appeals to me. I don’t think I’ve hit the point in human evolution where violence never appeals to me, the kinds of people who serve no other purpose than destroying this country, the bankers, deserve what’s coming to them and regardless of the actual outcome will always deserve more. Their families however should be taken care of, the hope is though that many of them do not have children, or at least aren’t a huge influence on them.


  58. MapleStreet says:

    As bad as the misuse of bailout funds is, it doesn’t compare to the shredding of the Constitution by the Bush Cabal.

    So when can we waterboard Bush ?

    I’d pay a lot more to attend that event than I would to attend a Bush speech.


  59. ucsbclassics53 says:

    Do conservatives get off on torture?


  60. EugeneDebs says:

    Habib Says:

    Wow, another post loaded with liberal hypocrisy. It’s ok for you loons to call for their heads, but, anyone with an (R) after their name ask for accountability and look out!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    What do you know another astonishingly stupid post by Habib. Can you cough up the Liberal Pundits calling for violence against these guys basically thier murders? Take your time. Then when you CANT show calls for violence admit you are a moron and show yourself out in disgrace. By the way that word Hypocrisy? I dont think it means what you think it means. You really are a moron. You do know that right?


  61. T.H.E.Cat says:

    100% tax on the bonuses does not go far enough. I recommend the same sort of assets forfeiture that we currently use againse (non-CIA) drug dealers. Strip them of every cent and in-kind asset they own, and permanently ban them from holding _any_ job that entails handling _any_ amount of money.



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