“A ‘fatty cyst’ was removed from Bush’s chest in 1960.”

“At some point, Bush has had surgery for sports-related back injuries.”

“Bush had a hemorrhoid during the period of his National Guard enlistment (1968-1973).”

“In 1999 Bush was jogging on a path in Austin, TX when a truck trailer overturned nearby. As chunks of concrete and wood dumped behind him he dove for cover, scraping his right leg and hip.”

“As of November 2003 [Bush] could lift as much as 215 pounds, but due to a torn meniscus he has decreased his running, with a consequent increase in his per-mile time from 7 minutes to 9 minutes.”

“Actinic keratoses are pre-cancerous sun-induced skin lesions. Three such lesions were removed from Bush’s face on August 4, 2001 using liquid nitrogen.”

“On December 14, 2001, Bush had four noncancerous skin lesions removed from his face. The Press learned of this only when Bush appeared before cameras with dark red spots on his face.”

“On January 13, 2002, Bush lost consciousness while sitting on a couch in the White House, watching a football game. His head hit the floor, resulting in an abrasion on his left cheekbone and a small bruise on his lower lip. The incident was blamed on a combination of (a) Bush not feeling well in previous days, and (b) an improperly eaten pretzel. Their combined effect was to slow the President’s heart.”

“Time Magazine reports Bush has had to curtail his workout routine in November 2003 ‘thanks to a torn meniscus in his knee,’ but does not say which knee or how it happened. X-rays and magnetic resonance imaging in December 2004 found damage in both knees.”

“The picture on a November 2002 book’s dust jacket clearly shows prominent creases in both of Bush’s ear lobes. Comment: The significance of ear lobe creases has been controversial. They were proposed as a marker for increased cardiovascular risk in the 1970s.”

“In July 2004, and again in July 2005, serious-sounding stories appeared on the Internet claiming that Dr. Richard Tubb was medicating Bush for psychiatric difficulties.”

“On May 22, 2004, [Bush] fell from his mountain bike during the 16th mile of a 17-mile course. . . . Bush suffered ‘scrapes and scratches on his chin, upper lip, nose, right hand and both knees.’”

“On July 7, 2005 Bush was bicycling fast in Scotland, about 45 minutes into his usual one-hour ride, when his mountain bike skidded out from under him on slick pavement. . . . He suffered minor scrapes and bruises of the left hand and arm.”

Doctor Zebra. Retrieved December 16, 2008, from http://www.doctorzebra.com/prez/g43.htm

“His friends told him that he must be guilty of some sin against God and that his misfortunes were a punishment of God for that sin” (Retrieved November 26, 2008, from http://www.christianinconnect.com/misfortunes.htm).

Through George W. Bush’s comparatively recent health problems, maybe God has cursed and/or punished Bush for his hate crimes and/or racial prejudices and/or fabrication of information leading up to the illegitimate Iraq war and/or murders of U.S. service members and/or etc.

Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

You know you sh!t’s stanky when your emotive base boos you.

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Go to a WWE event and you’re at mullet ground zero my friend.

Hey, I see a mullet and I think, “Somebody’s got to cook up the meth…”

Think how long it took for the mullet to die out. Heck, you can still spot one here and there in the right locales.

Damn I would have thought you would be in 23% country with the WWF fans.

Careful. It’s the “WWE” now since the World Wildlife Fund won the right to be called the WWF in that legal battle royale.

They might send their panda after you to make you submit to their authoitae.

I’m picturing a large room with floor to ceiling book shelves and a single copy of “My Pet Goat”. What else can he include? Kinda sad for someone married to a sedate(d) librarian.

PEACE

Priceless.

Oh my… this is too good (I have a huge smile on my face).

Maybe this footage can be kept in the Freedom Institute.

Oh well. Guess better late to the party than never.

When I first read the post I thought it was referring to someone who molested the actual sledgehammer. Boy was my face red when I read on..