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Glenn Beck’s latest conspiracy: Foreign nationals have ‘penetrated’ U.S., staging Marxist revolution.

beck-shhh.jpgToday on his radio program, radical right-wing conspiracist Glenn Beck declared that “the second wave” of “the Perfect Storm” had arrived. Discussing a story about spies infiltrating the electricity grid, Beck quickly veered into conspiracy theory mode, declaring that foreign nationals “have been dropped into position” to foment revolution in the United States, apparently using the all-powerful weapons of college courses and unions:

If you don’t think that foreign nationals that wish our country harm, that would like to see us collapse, are not here right now, the Tom Cruise of Russia, of China, of Iran, of any country, Chavez – if you don’t think that some of these Marxist revolutionary courses that are being taught out in California, the Marxist revolutionary influences in our own unions, in our own businesses, in our own uh, you know, protests out in the streets — if you think those are spontaneously happening by Americans, you’re an idiot.

Listen here:

Insisting that “those people that do Mission Impossible missions…are real,” Beck said that such people “read the newspaper right now and cry” because “they know what to look for in other countries.” “And they know these are the conditions that they would have been sent into” to topple the government.

Transcript:

GLENN BECK: The story on the grid: China, Russia, and several other countries have not just penetrated our grid but have left programs into the system. And it’s not just New York, or not just Texas, it’s the entire system now is infected. This is positioning. This is positioning. They’re waiting for the moment of, Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! If you don’t think that foreign nationals that wish our country harm, that would like to see us collapse, are not here right now, the Tom Cruise of Russia, of China, of Iran, of any country, Chavez, if you don’t think that some of these Marxist revolutionary courses that are being taught out in California, the Marxist revolutionary influences in our own unions, in our own businesses, in our own uh, you know, protests out in the streets — if you think those are spontaneously happening by Americans, you’re an idiot. We do it all the time. People have been dropped in in position. I have talked to people who are or were Mission Impossible people. They have told me that they read the newspaper right now and they cry. Because this is their job! They know what to look for in countries. They know when they would be sent into other countries. And they know these are the conditions that they would have been sent into. And so they know somebody else is saying, Okay, it’s America’s time. Send ‘em in.



210 Responses to “Glenn Beck’s latest conspiracy: Foreign nationals have ‘penetrated’ U.S., staging Marxist revolution.”

  1. Ape-Man says:

    Here’s another guy who’s mind is a museum.


  2. wags camponotus saundersi says:

    Insisting that “those people that do Mission Impossible missions…are real,”

    They probably all work for the NSA, hardly a ‘Marxist’ organization.


  3. joe cantwell says:

    which is it?

    “I say on the air all time, ‘if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.’“

    or

    “— if you think those are spontaneously happening by Americans, you’re an idiot.”

    ***


  4. rastaman says:

    was there a “Red Dawn” rerun on TV lastnight?


  5. raynman says:

    Um… under whose watch did most of these data incursions occur?

    And under whose watch were they found?

    Isn’t Beck’s rhetoric about 8 years too late???


  6. paleolib says:

    That’s funny. I thought Beck wanted to topple the government himself — mainly by saying the first goofy thing to pop into his drug-addled brain on radio and television — because he was convinced Obama had become a dictator (by, you know, winning an election). Is he now upset because someone else is trying to horn in on his action?


  7. Chicano2nd says:

    A certifiable lunatic. Is there any civil method for committment in a mental institution where he resides? If so, some sane individual needs to act quickly.

    He is in denial about his responsibility for fomenting violence. His video was posted by the latest wingnut killer who took out three police officers. You would think, as quickly as law enforcement acts to go after those responsible for taking out one of their own, that they would have acted against this scumbag by now!


  8. spencers butterfly mom says:

    Well, if there’s one thing Becky should fear, it’s being “penetrated”.

    So, did he cry? Again?

    PEACE


  9. ralph the wonder locust says:

    Wow.

    Just wow.

    Just a thought… if Glenn says that there are foreign nationals in the US seeking to foment revolution…

    isn’t he really doing their work for them in, say, fomenting revolution on the air?


  10. larkohio says:

    He is really crazy! Why does this man have a national audience? Lots of other crazies out there?


  11. Pachydiplax de St. Augustine says:

    A modern day Orson Wells!

    Bravo Glenn, Bravo on Fox’s first salvo for Comedy Central’s audience.

    Watch out John and Stephen!


  12. Bob says:

    This guy sure knows a lot about being an idiot.


  13. Hoodathunktick says:

    Glenn, it isn’t foreign nationals. It’s your whacko buddies.

    Somebody should monitor his caffeine intake.


  14. DRxJapanese Beetle says:

    The problem here is that there will be listeners who undoubtedly believe this $hit.
    And of course, Becky won’t be held accountable for what he spews.
    Unfortunately, those that follow Becky, as those who follow Oxybreath, don’t realize it’s entertainment, nothing else.
    No facts.
    Just made up crap to fan the flames.
    Hell, there’s a certain faction that believe wrestling (and it’s storyline) is real. They can’t even process the fact that WWE stands for World Wrestling ENTERTAINMENT!

    What’s scary is this story will reach a certain feeble minded, deranged individual who decides to take action into his or her own hands. It’s already been done.
    And again, Becky’s not held accountable.


  15. CheeseFlap says:

    Miniaturized
    Glenn Beck’s electrical grid
    Walnut and neurons


  16. Pachydiplax de St. Augustine says:

    That was Jon of course, I saw a baptism at the pond this morning… confused that other John…

    Dragonflies shouldn’t inhale smoke from Canada:)


  17. SKdeAnt says:

    “the Tom Cruise of Russia”??????

    I didn’t know that Russian has multimillionaire Scientologist actors…


  18. Ojore says:

    It’s really sad that people listen to this crap and believe it. The Pittsburgh cop killer was apparently inspired – at least, in part – by Beck’s rantings, and there will come a time, unfortunately, when his paranoia infects someone who takes violent action, and that will lie at his doorstep.

    Too bad Fox is more concerned about ratings than rationality.


  19. Tachinidae Leporello says:

    This man has Got to do the following:
    1) Stop listening to the voices in his head.
    2) Start taking the pills the nice doctor said he Really needs


  20. deebaser says:

    I wonder how much of Beck’s viewership is ‘ironic’? Can the Neilsons calculate that?


  21. Helen Rainier says:

    Holy mackeral! Does Beck realize he’s just confirmed that, contrary to Bushie’s proclamations about keeping us “safe”, that we weren’t kept safe by Bush? Compare 8 years vs. 10 weeks. And, the incursion was found in the past 10 weeks. Good way to promote your cause, Glenn.


  22. Tired Of Fighting says:

    Even though Mr. Beck is hilarious, what is not funny is that some idiot is sitting at home right now cleaning his gun believing all of this garbage. And when the next “ANGRY WHITE MAN” tragedy happens the so-called media will go silent and ask “how did this happen?”.

    Well we know how and why its happening, the haves are pulling the strings on the have-nots and are riling them up to go out and commit all types of horrible acts so that they can continue to spew their venom. They dont have the guts themselves but they know of plenty of dumb-asses who will.

    I’m telling you, until someone with or in power is the victim of these crazed idiots nothing will come of it. Its time to get rid of scare tv and radio, this is not freedom of speech, its yelling fire in a crowded theater when your trying to get out of payin $30 for popcorn.

    RIP
    SGT Stephen R. Sherman
    C CO 1-5 IN (STRYKER)
    KIA 3 Feb 2005
    Mosul, Iraq


  23. tombaker says:

    By lunatic Glenn Beck’s standards, Abraham Lincoln was a Communist, for forcing the States together as one nation.

    The Founding Fathers were also “foreign nationals”, bent on Revolution, and possessed with the idea that a Nation could be established to serve its citizenry, rather than a Monarch -they were, therefore, Bolsheviks!!!

    Why are so many fake patriots interested in re-establishing Monarchy?

    Patrick Henry would have about 5 seconds’ patience with Mr. Beck, t


  24. rmwarnick says:

    I thought Glenn Beck told the New York Times that anyone who takes Glenn Beck seriously “is an idiot.”


  25. tombaker says:

    “Is Glenn Beck the Charles Manson of Conservatism?”

    How many will be shot by a permit-carrying radical this week?

    How many before something is done about these cult leaders??


  26. Uncle Ho says:

    Where do I sign up for this “Marxist Revolution”?


  27. Bobwurst says:

    joe cantwell Says:
    which is it?
    “I say on the air all time, ‘if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.’“
    or
    “— if you think those are spontaneously happening by Americans, you’re an idiot.”
    ***

    He thinks his audience are idiots. If you don’t believe me you’re an idiot. If you do believe me you’re an idiot. What other group is there?


  28. ChaiKat says:

    These guys really need medication.


  29. obama-biden2009 says:

    Coming soon to a bible store near you, Glenn Beck Holier than thou Water. Just enough arsenic to give you that “closer to GOD” feeling. For those of you who are waiting for the second coming; this will help you meet him quicker.

    Only 5 cents to the first 100,000 fans of Fox Noise and affiliates. Free and RUSH shipping available.


  30. makete says:

    When is this guy going to be arrested for inciting to commit murder? People this really is some scarry shiite!!!!


  31. redroad55 says:

    It would be easier for me to believe that he and Fox are the infiltrators, think “Tea Party” … We’ve been fighting terrorists since 1492 .. This guy is couple steps shy of a twelve step program and he’s your front man ?


  32. paganpunk says:

    Wow the right really has gone completely crazy. Remember when they called us crazy when we had an uproar over warrantless wiretapping or torture?


  33. IgnoranceIsNotBliss says:

    Nancy Grace doesn’t take any responsibility for her actions so why in the hell would we ever think that Glenn Beck would take responibility for his?


  34. Tired Of Fighting says:

    Glenn Beck= the new Jim Jones.

    I say that because people are going to follow him, not thinking or worrying about where he is leading them. And not only him, Hannity, O’Reilly, Limbaugh, Malkin, the GOP, they’re all sending these people to the cooler for a drink while they sit back and laugh.

    But you will never get “them” to believe that they’re being played for fools by their so-called “leaders”, they truly believe this a movement.

    Idiots indeed.

    RIP
    SGT Stephen R. Sherman
    C CO 1-5 IN (STRYKER)
    KIA 3 Feb 2005
    Mosul, Iraq


  35. spring heeled jack says:

    So Beck and Bachmann have been cruising the conspiracy sites with reckless abandon and somehow they ignore the predominant anti-government theory–that 9/11 was an inside job.

    If Al Gore was President that fateful day Glen Beck would have an entirely different 9/12 Project.


  36. gummble-bee-itch says:

    ChaiKat Says:

    These guys really need medication.

    That pretty much sums it all up.


  37. upside99 says:

    I am now convinced that the beckster is just a second coming of the rusher; both of them are third class entertainers who has an audience demograhic of sub-3 digit IQ’s who just can’t get enough of ‘24′, NASCAR and worry about all those secret guns they have stashed in their kids’ closets and under their beds.

    Glenn is a true poster child for the Nazi Party resurrected.


  38. joe cantwell says:

    Bobwurst Says:
    joe cantwell Says:
    which is it?
    “I say on the air all time, ‘if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.’“
    or
    “— if you think those are spontaneously happening by Americans, you’re an idiot.”***

    He thinks his audience are idiots. If you don’t believe me you’re an idiot. If you do believe me you’re an idiot. What other group is there?

    ***

    i think we’re all bozos on this bus!

    *

    i really do!

    :)


  39. Steppenwoof says:

    I guess this means my cover has been blown. Man, Putin’s gonna be pissed.


  40. pete says:

    Yellow journalism is nothing new but, those susceptible to its message are MUCH better armed. It’s time to declare Becky, and a few others, a threat to national security. Let them defend their bat scat before a jury of their peers. Well. Sane peers.


  41. spearNmagicHelmet says:

    at what point does someone up his meds?


  42. Hoodathunktick says:

    Marxist revolutionaries in the streets? All I’ve seen the past few weeks are deluded Beckites. Fortysome people killed and not one manifesto posted.

    The penguins are coming to eat what little remains of your brains, Glenn.


  43. Ape-Man says:

    Remember it doesn’t matter if he’s for real or just acting or mental. that’s irrelevant.


  44. paganpunk says:

    The penguins are coming to eat what little remains of your brains, Glenn

    Wait a minute that requires him to have a brain


  45. misscoleopteramolly says:

    Didn’t we already go through all this lunacy during the Joe McCarthy days of the 50s? Couldn’t Beck come up with something fresh? Or does he figure “new generation – new audience”?


  46. Hoodathunktick says:

    paganpunk Says: Wait a minute that requires him to have a brain

    Shhhh, Glenn doesn’t know that.


  47. obama-biden2009 says:

    Tired Of Fighting Says:
    RIP
    SGT Stephen R. Sherman
    C CO 1-5 IN (STRYKER)
    KIA 3 Feb 2005
    Mosul, Iraq

    Bravo “Tired of Fighting”, we have seen two now, out of the thousands killed, coming home by paying the ultimate sacrifice. These are the best of us but they are not recognized properly and honored as they should. Those who are against the wars still love, honor and cherish those who are fighting on our behalf, good or bad. My family members are still there and I truly hope they come back alive. How can the RIGHT say they are the only true BLUE Americans because they support the wrong decision? Damn you who feel you are a better American than anyone else. I make my own decisions and feel the way I feel and reject anyone else telling me to think the way they do or I am wrong. If you love this war so much, get your ass over there and show us. Rush, O’Really and the rest of you loud mouth media whores!


  48. FriedmanIsDead says:

    Hmm…I have seen people act like this before. Although the people I have seen act like this were severely addicted to Methamphetamines and Cocaine…

    As disturbing as it might be, I picture Glenn Beck as a sort of strange version of Gollum from Lord of the Rings… “Must get the precious…”


  49. spring heeled jack says:

    The Zombie Reagan has dibs on fresh(never-used) right-wing brains!


  50. Hoodathunktick says:

    LordElrond Says:
    Besides birdcage liner, about the only thing one could use with this article is instruction. Yes instruction into the minds of hateful little liberals who realize that despite being on TV well under half the time that Olbergoebbels has, Beck is kicking poor Keithie’s butt hard in the ratings. But if it makes you feel better to think you’re accomplishing something with this stupidity, by all means.

    I am crushed. Here I thought fairytale elves were wise and benevolent. Seems they are just trolls with pointy ears.

    You do know where the pointy ears come from, don’t you?


  51. misscoleopteramolly says:

    LordElrond Says
    April 8th, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    “…Beck is kicking poor Keithie’s butt hard in the ratings.”
    ____________________________________________________________

    Oh, well THAT settles everything. If ratings aren’t an indicator of who’s rational, and who’s a raving lunatic, I don’t know what is.

    /snark


  52. paganpunk says:

    LordElrond says:

    Yes well ‘Obama-Biden’ I’ve had occasion to meet quite a few veterans of Iraq and they have seen combat, been attacked, blown up and every other horror. Their opinion is that the decision to go there was just, the Iraqi people are grateful for our help and that the MSM doesn’t have a frigging clue when it comes to the progress over there.

    I’ve been there twice now, and still don’t think it was right for us to have invaded Iraq


  53. shediac says:

    # 1 on Fox! Typical Republican!


  54. spearNmagicHelmet says:

    LordElrond

    Obviously this article pisses you off to no end, so that’s reason enough to keep going.

    Is physically painful being such a bore?


  55. dbadass says:

    Hi LordElrond…


  56. Hoodathunktick says:

    LordElrond Says:
    Yes well ‘Obama-Biden’ I’ve had occasion to meet quite a few veterans of Iraq and they have seen combat, been attacked, blown up and every other horror. Their opinion is that the decision to go there was just, the Iraqi people are grateful for our help and that the MSM doesn’t have a frigging clue when it comes to the progress over there.

    More fantasy from a fantasy troll.

    And I bet your occasion to meet never happened in a war zone. Or with you in uniform.


  57. pete says:

    Leave it to a troll to prove that only the profoundly stupid are unable to recognize the fundamentally insane.


  58. DRxJapanese Beetle says:

    Lord Dimweed,
    You’ve got nothing intelligent to add, do you?
    It’s okay.
    Your butt buddy Becky is your hero.
    (See, even I can dumb down to 3rd grade mentality)

    And, your mother wears combats boots (while fellating the 3rd infantry)


  59. Xisithrus says:

    They have put programs into the system, that we know about, where they came from, but cant get them out.

    Thats just illogical in so many ways. The mission impossible people are advertising their failures?

    Righhhhhhhhhhttt


  60. tombaker says:

    more pmsd sufferers in the house…

    …o’ for joy.

    look! he has a unicorn!!
    run!!!

    tedious. righty. drivel.


  61. DRxJapanese Beetle says:

    LordElrondHubbard Says:

    Yes well ‘Obama-Biden’ I’ve had occasion to meet quite a few veterans of Iraq and they have seen combat, been attacked, blown up and every other horror.

    …And you’ve also been “probed” by little purple aliens with extra long fingers.

    Lucky you.

    Now, about your mom and those combat boots!


  62. Chris LeJeune says:

    LordElrond Says:

    Yes well ‘Obama-Biden’ I’ve had occasion to meet quite a few veterans of Iraq and they have seen combat, been attacked, blown up and every other horror. Their opinion is that the decision to go there was just, the Iraqi people are grateful for our help and that the MSM doesn’t have a frigging clue when it comes to the progress over there.
    #####

    That’s interesting. I am a veteran of Iraq. I served from 2003-2004 as a combat engineer attached to the 1st Armored Division. I still have no friggin clue why we went over there. I am a member of 3 different veterans groups and a senior adviser for one. I talk to vets of Afghanistan and Iraq every day. Most (90%) feel there was no reason to go over there and that it was a drain on the real war on terror. All that OIF has succeeded in doing is to make Iran much stronger and more powerful in the region.

    Trivia question: Name one political party currently serving in the Iraqi government that did not originate in Iran. Hint: (there isn’t one)


  63. pete says:

    The troll came close on one point. Thanks to freaks like Becky, and the freaks they inspire, it’s safer to be a U.S. soldier in Iraq than it is to be a; cop, churchgoer, immigrant, nursing home resident, or child, here in the good ol’ U.S.A.

    Is that the mission we wanted to be accomplished?


  64. joe cantwell says:

    LordElrond Says:
    Yes well ‘Obama-Biden’ I’ve had occasion to meet quite a few veterans of Iraq and they have seen combat, been attacked, blown up and every other horror. Their opinion is that the decision to go there was just, the Iraqi people are grateful for our help and that the MSM doesn’t have a frigging clue when it comes to the progress over there.

    **

    they’re so grateful,

    they’re throwing shoes.

    :)

    “hummer, george?”

    “thanks karl!”

    ;;


  65. Mathazar says:

    Yes, I’m certain that China would love to see America collapse, so all of their trillions of greenbacks would turn into monopoly dollars.

    Any guess how long it takes for Bachman to repeat this ?


  66. Chris LeJeune says:

    LordElrond Says:

    Personally, I think that Obama was trying to give the King of Saudi Arabia a hummer but the king whispered to him as he went down “just a bow is fine”.
    #####

    And what exactly was Bandar Bush doing?


  67. joe cantwell says:

    Chris LeJeune Says:
    LordElrond Says:

    Yes well ‘Obama-Biden’ I’ve had occasion to meet quite a few veterans of Iraq and they have seen combat, been attacked, blown up and every other horror. Their opinion is that the decision to go there was just, the Iraqi people are grateful for our help and that the MSM doesn’t have a frigging clue when it comes to the progress over there.
    #####

    That’s interesting. I am a veteran of Iraq. I served from 2003-2004 as a combat engineer attached to the 1st Armored Division. I still have no friggin clue why we went over there. I am a member of 3 different veterans groups and a senior adviser for one. I talk to vets of Afghanistan and Iraq every day. Most (90%) feel there was no reason to go over there and that it was a drain on the real war on terror. All that OIF has succeeded in doing is to make Iran much stronger and more powerful in the region.

    Trivia question: Name one political party currently serving in the Iraqi government that did not originate in Iran. Hint: (there isn’t one)

    ***

    oh lordy,

    you’ve been owned!

    :)


  68. Hoodathunktick says:

    Oh and LordElrond, you do know that Tolkein patterned your namesake after the Quisling types who were too good to fight the Nazis, don’t you?

    Funny you should pick that handle.


  69. Xisithrus says:

    Glenn 007 Beck Surmises: If you don’t think that foreign nationals that wish our country harm, that would like to see us collapse,

    Yes, its why China, Russia and Japan hold 50% of our debt in treasury bonds/bills
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_public_debt


  70. Mikala says:

    Usually you put people like Beck in a straight jacket and shove them in a padded room for a long time, instead they gave him a Faux News show. If anyone thinks that Faux is not the network of the wing nuts on the right, ask yourselves what Beck couldn’t make it on CNN but is so popular on Faux?

    Beck and people like him who spout their fear and hate over the airwaves are responsible in part for events like occurred in Pittsburgh with the murders of the 3 police officers. These people are dangerous and we should do everything possible to drowned their voices out.


  71. Hoodathunktick says:

    Delusional to the end. LordElrond, watch out for the penguins.


  72. joe cantwell says:

    LordElrond Says:
    Well maybe that just goes to show you that you should try paying more attention to your men. Yes, and I’m sure those statistics are accurate…NOT! You might want to have a little chat with Marcus Luttrell who probably accomplished more in the war on terror than you did in your service.

    ***

    you don’t sound grateful.

    **

    marcus latrine is a pussy.

    :)


  73. CageyCretin says:

    LordElrond Says:

    Wow, dude… that is SOME rant you have. One can actually FEEL the frustration, the shaking rage you are in as you type. It is easy to picture you screaming at the monitor. Its intensely disturbing in a vivdly cinematic manner.

    Nothing of any substance to say, of course. No arguments, no points. But what can one expect from a LORDELROND.

    Is that your RPG name all the time, too? Hey, hey… have you got a +5 Vorpal Sword of Slaying Liberals? Some +4 plate mial of deflecting logic? A +77 Shield of Spinning Facts?

    oOOOHHH. look out!!!!! OH, DEAR SWEET GODS!!!!! HE’S GOT A BROACH OF BULLS#ITTING!!!!!!!!!


  74. pete says:

    Juan Cole wrote:

    I saw one news story that seemed to suggest that US troops in Iraq might be annoyed if they were reminded that Obama opposed sending them off on multiple rotations to a seething cauldron of ethnic factionalism where they would be forced to run a gauntlet of roadside and sticky bombs along with a rogue’s gallery of snipers, end-time militiamen, serial murderers, and enraged vigilantes who are simultaneously homicidal and suicidal. I think the article confused US troops’ brave willingness to undertake any mission assigned to them with enthusiasm for civilian-ordered SNAFUs. In fact, all the evidence is that Obama is wildly popular with the troops.

    http://www.juancole.com/2009/04/obama-in-iraq-again-pledges-troop.html


  75. dbadass says:

    So who is the MVP in the war on drugs?


  76. redroad55 says:

    Dude the only ratings you need to be concerned with is what’s going to happen when the democrats pick up another 5 seats in 2010 because people can’t relate to this crap beck and the GOP base keep spewing


  77. paganpunk says:

    Hey LordElrond, I was in the Second Battle of Fallujah. I have seen things in my time in the Marines that would make pussys like you not be able to sleep for years. Go back to your delusions of Marxism, and let us, Progressives, change this country for the better.


  78. Xisithrus says:

    The fact is our electrical grid, the transformers in this case, are more likely to be knocked out by a CME [Coronal Mass Ejection] from the Sun.

    I wonder when Glenn will go on air telling people the Sun is out to destroy the US.


  79. Chris LeJeune says:

    LordElrond Says:

    Well maybe that just goes to show you that you should try paying more attention to your men. Yes, and I’m sure those statistics are accurate…NOT! You might want to have a little chat with Marcus Luttrell who probably accomplished more in the war on terror than you did in your service.
    #####

    I’m very familiar with Marcus. His dog was killed just recently (and it was a therapy dog as well). Click my name. You will get to meet a ton of veterans that completely disagree with you. And all of them have accomplished more in the service of their country than you ever will.

    But I agree with you that Marcus accomplished more in the war on terror than I did. He served in Afghanistan. I was in Iraq, which had nothing to do with the war on terror.

    You did not answer my trivia question, but I’ll give you another one:

    When I went into Iraq in 2003 the Sunni were considered the enemy. When I came out in 2004, it was the Shia. Why is that? Hint: By the time I left we were trying to restore the same people we had removed from government.


  80. tombaker says:

    it’s a typo:

    the handle is supposed to be Lord L. Ron, as in Mr. Hubbard.

    How’s the “clarification” process going, L.?


  81. DRxJapanese Beetle says:

    LordElrondHubbard Says:

    Well maybe that just goes to show you that you should try paying more attention to your men. Yes, and I’m sure those statistics are accurate…NOT! You might want to have a little chat with Marcus Luttrell who probably accomplished more in the war on terror than you did in your service.

    Wow. Great, well thought out, fact based rebuttal.

    Tell me. Does it bother you that your mom has tasted so many c*cks?


  82. Xisithrus says:

    Funny that people, like Beck, talk about Marxism. Fact is Marx was for free trade.


  83. spring heeled jack says:

    We should have a rumble between O’Reilly’s Lesbian Gangs and Beck’s Mission Impossible People, and the winner will face Bachmanns Re-educated Youth Zombies.


  84. joe cantwell says:

    ***

    lordy,

    if you are afraid to stick up

    for marcus latrine then you’re

    a pussy too!

    **

    ’nuff said!

    :\


  85. Chris LeJeune says:

    paganpunk Says:

    Hey LordElrond, I was in the Second Battle of Fallujah. I have seen things in my time in the Marines that would make pussys like you not be able to sleep for years. Go back to your delusions of Marxism, and let us, Progressives, change this country for the better.
    ####

    Hey, I was in Operation Vigilant Resolve as an attachment! I didn’t stick around long enough for Fallujah II.


  86. dbadass says:

    82)
    Speaking of the sun, it rose today in VT. People went to work, kids to school. Everything remains perfectly fine. I went by and checked. Absolutely no problems…


  87. makete says:

    Chris LeJeune Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    LordElrond Says:

    Personally, I think that Obama was trying to give the King of Saudi Arabia a hummer but the king whispered to him as he went down “just a bow is fine”.
    #####

    And what exactly was Bandar Bush doing?
    Thats one for O’righty……HA HA HA Also its nice to see another vet who served during war-time. I salute you!!!!!!!!!


  88. DRxJapanese Beetle says:

    LordElrondHubbard Says:

    Wow, you extrapolated all that Cagey from a few sentences? Did your Haldol prescription run out or something?

    Wow, you’re still talking out of your arse? Does your mom still “sell” favors on the streets for Vicodin?


  89. joe cantwell says:

    LordElrond Says:
    Wow, you extrapolated all that Cagey from a few sentences? Did your Haldol prescription run out or something?

    **

    very funny.

    but i don’t think marcus latrine

    (or his dog) are laughing.

    :\


  90. pastcaring ceratopogonidae says:

    if you think those are spontaneously happening by Americans, you’re an idiot.–Glenn Beck

    Project much there Glenn?


  91. DRxJapanese Beetle says:

    LordElrondHubbard Says:

    And the only thing I can say about a former soldier turned pussy like you Pagan is that it’s too bad you made it back

    Well, your mom was sure glad to have pagan back, if you know what I mean.
    :-)


  92. barfly says:

    LordElrond Says:

    Coming from a guy who idolizes elves, that’s comedy platinum!


  93. joe cantwell says:

    ***

    “Did your Haldol prescription run out or something?”

    **

    rush swears by it!

    :)


  94. Chris LeJeune says:

    LordElrond Says:

    And the only thing I can say about a former soldier turned pussy like you Pagan is that it’s too bad you made it back
    ####

    And that my friends is the true republican viewpoint of our military. Thank you for pointing out the obvious.

    Last trivia question, this time no hint:

    Every June I travel with a large group of vets to Washington DC to sit down with congressmen and Senators and discuss the needs of veterans. Why is it that when it comes to funding vet programs, it is always the republicans we have to fight with?


  95. paganpunk says:

    Chris, I was with RCT-7 I was there the whole time. I have since gotten out and now living peacfully in the desert in California


  96. Xisithrus says:

    Maybe you don’t have much to say about Obama tripling the national deficit

    He didnt triple it. 1.3 trillion of it came from the Bush admin which used accounting tricks, such as the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, were off-budget, meaning they were paid for with emergency supplementals.

    Look Here: http://www.independent.org/newsroom/news_detail.asp?newsID=31

    Since 2001, even with record low inflation, U.S. federal spending has increased by a massive 28.8% (19.7% in real dollars)—with non-defense discretionary growth of 35.7% (25.3% in real dollars)—the highest rate of federal government growth since the presidencies of Richard Nixon and Lyndon Johnson. This increase has resulted in the largest budget deficits in U.S. history, an estimated $520 billion in fiscal year 2004 alone. Furthermore, the projected spending for 2005 is a conservative estimate, since it doesn’t include at least $50 billion for the 2005 cost of the Iraq occupation.

    So Bush went from a 520 billion in 2004 to 1.3 trillion before Obama took office PLUS the 700 billion TARP bailout


  97. DRxJapanese Beetle says:

    LordElrondHubbard Says:

    Cantwell, Marcus Luttrel would tear your sphincter out in a heartbeat. I’d advise you to read his book but based on the quality of comments and ripostes here, it’s a fairly safe assumption that none of you can read beyond See spot run.

    you mean like quality of “I think Obama was going to give him a hummer…”?


  98. pete says:

    With the exception of the few who are driven, by the horrors of combat, to become psychopaths; every soldier in the history of man has had one goal.

    A swift end to whichever military action they are involved in.

    I have a feeling that our “new” troll is either lying or has only met those who have been driven around the bend.


  99. tombaker says:

    Sure L – have another bump – these squares just don’t understand Nietszche like we do.


  100. Xisithrus says:

    LordElrond Said: Maybe you don’t have much to say about Obama tripling the national deficit

    Dick Cheney and Ronny Reagan Said Deficits Dont Matter!!


  101. Chris LeJeune says:

    paganpunk Says:

    Chris, I was with RCT-7 I was there the whole time. I have since gotten out and now living peacfully in the desert in California
    ####

    Nice to meet you – I’m in Utah.


  102. DRxJapanese Beetle says:

    LordElrondHubbard Says:

    My mother is deceased DrxJapanese Beetle…but thanks for playing. Do you have anything relevant to add about Obama tripling the national deficit or are you just going to scream like a little child? (I’m betting scream like a little girl actually)

    Funny, I remember your mom screaming, but not like a little girl.


  103. Hoodathunktick says:

    Oh, L Ron (thanks, tombaker), I’m still here. And the reason I don’t bother to argue with you is you haven’t come up with a single thing worth discussing. Between discredited talking points and just plain flaky weird stuff, the only thing worth replying to is your trollish nature.


  104. Witch1 says:

    Tomorrow at 10:56 EST is another full moon…You all have heard of lunacy. right.? Some lunatics like becky boy get crazier as the it gets closer to the full moon…

    Sure wish we had the insane hospital’s of old..This nut bag would be in a straight jacket and fed med’s every hour instead of spouting his crap on the air way’s for other lunatics to rally behind…better yet if the FCC would just shut him and the other’s like limpdick and dild O’lilie down we would have better listening…..P.B. & J


  105. paganpunk says:

    Lordy, have you ever seen combat? Have you ever been given orders to secure a building, even when there are women and children in there, and followed orders? Have you seen your best friend get blown up right next to you? Have you seen anything outside of Fixed Noise’s interpration of Iraq?


  106. tombaker says:

    Xis – I don’t know how so many Righties have conveniently forgotten that one.

    Guess they’re so blind with hate and resentment they can’t see past the ends of their crank-snorting noses any more.


  107. pastcaring ceratopogonidae says:

    LordElrond Says:

    Wow, Hooda, you’re the second left wing nut job who ran out of arguments so fast that you have nothing left to do than to pick on my handle. Maybe you don’t have much to say about Obama tripling the national deficit. Maybe you don’t have much to say about embarassing the US by giving the richest woman in the world an iPod. Maybe you don’t have much to say that despite all his fancy words, Obama accomplished NOTHING on his European jaunt.

    Maybe YOU don’t have much to say.

    That’s why you’ve been flagged.

    Fake Courage.


  108. joe cantwell says:

    LordElrond Says:
    Cantwell, Marcus Luttrel would tear your sphincter out in a heartbeat. I’d advise you to read his book but based on the quality of comments and ripostes here, it’s a fairly safe assumption that none of you can read beyond See spot run.

    ***

    phuck you!

    i’m gonna wait for the movie

    starring chuck norris.

    btw, chuck norris could beat

    up marcus latrine (and his dog)

    with his sphincter tied behind

    his back.

    deal with that.

    :|

    and while you’re at it, do the match.

    marcus latrine + chuck norris = mike “huck” huckabee.

    *

    ’nuff said.

    ;\


  109. dbadass says:

    So does LordElrond not like the president?


  110. Xisithrus says:

    Do you have anything relevant to add about Obama tripling the national deficit -LE

    I already debunked that false assumption/claim


  111. Chris LeJeune says:

    LordElrondHubbard Says:

    Cantwell, Marcus Luttrel would tear your sphincter out in a heartbeat. I’d advise you to read his book but based on the quality of comments and ripostes here, it’s a fairly safe assumption that none of you can read beyond See spot run.
    #####

    I own a signed copy of Sole Survivor. I also own signed copies of books from Kayla Williams, Brandon Freidman, Craig Mullaney, Andrew Exum, and Matthew Alexander. I bet you don’t know what any of those soldiers did.


  112. DRxJapanese Beetle says:

    LordElrond Says:

    You know the other laughable thing about Cokebama is this new language called Austrian that he apparently can’t speak. I guess when he finishes visiting all 57 states, he’ll find someone to teach it to him.

    wow, so this is how you have honest, intelligent discussions.

    funny, I remember your momma (when she was alive) really enjoying Coke, if you know what I mean. ;-)
    Or maybe it was a Pepsi bottle. All I know is she was sure moaning in different languages.


  113. Xisithrus says:

    tombaker Says: Xis – I don’t know how so many Righties have conveniently forgotten that one.

    Cognitive dissonance would be my guess


  114. Wiz says:

    The abuse that we have suffered at the hands of the right wing is coming to an end. Beck and his buddies should understand we are onto their crap. It is over for them, the people of this country finally understand. We won’t forget what you have done, your fear mongering, lies and hate will be remembered in election after election. Republicans count on the short term memory of the voters. Thanks Glen, Rush, Bill and Sean, keep it up, we never will forget again.


  115. joe cantwell says:

    Chris LeJeune Says:
    paganpunk Says:

    Chris, I was with RCT-7 I was there the whole time. I have since gotten out and now living peacfully in the desert in California
    ####

    Nice to meet you – I’m in Utah.

    **

    you are great guys!

    i’d take you over lordie

    any day of the week.

    **

    lordie, i’m sorry to say

    would chicken out under

    fire and head for the hills.

    **

    not a good buddy.

    :\


  116. shoeless Chilopoda says:

    Now unions are Marxist? My father-in-law was a union steel worker his whole life. I’ll bet he would be very surprised to discover that he is a Marxist.


  117. Xisithrus says:

    “One of the very difficult parts of the decision I made on the financial crisis was to use hardworking people’s money to help prevent there to be a crisis.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009


  118. joe cantwell says:

    LordElrond Says:
    Yes, I know….flag the dissenting viewpoint. At least O’Reilly and Hannity get liberals and let them spout off their mostly worthless opinions. Unlike OlberGoebbels who only interviews people who agree with him. Libtards don’t like it when you come into their crazy left wing sites, and throw a bunch of facts at them about how idiotic their opinions are, how total and complete surrender to the terrorists isn’t an option and on and on. But BOY they sure press that flagged button awfully fast!! I guess Jack was right…you can’t handle the truth.

    ***

    you got no facts.

    you got no truth.

    you got no sphincter too.

    *

    ’nuff said.

    ;|


  119. DRxJapanese Beetle says:

    LordElrondHubard Says:

    Yes, I know….flag the dissenting viewpoint. At least O’Reilly and Hannity get liberals and let them spout off their mostly worthless opinions. Unlike OlberGoebbels who only interviews people who agree with him. Libtards don’t like it when you come into their crazy left wing sites, and throw a bunch of facts at them about how idiotic their opinions are, how total and complete surrender to the terrorists isn’t an option and on and on. But BOY they sure press that flagged button awfully fast!! I guess Jack was right…you can’t handle the truth.

    Your mom liked being flagged, and she could handle the truth.
    LAWD could she handle the TRUTH!!!


  120. Hoodathunktick says:

    And actually, while German is the official language in Austria, it is not the only language.


  121. Xisithrus says:

    LE SPouted: Yes, I know….flag the dissenting viewpoint. At least O’Reilly and Hannity get liberals and let them spout off their mostly worthless opinions

    Colmes is no longer on Hannitys ’show’


  122. dbadass says:

    LordElrond.
    I flag no one seems you mistake dissent with just trying to get negative attention. I can handle all kinds of stuff including you. Now whereas truth has yet to be defined definitively despite the many efforts of the greatest minds, I am not to concerned with your subjective sense of it…


  123. tombaker says:

    “facts”?

    did you get those “facts” from the Thetans,

    or the methspiders?,

    …cause they smell funny, and look unwholesome.


  124. Hoodathunktick says:

    LordElrond Says:
    Yes, I know….flag the dissenting viewpoint.

    Actually it is the uninformed, belligerent, rascist, nasty aspect of your postings that warrant flagging.


  125. tombaker says:

    if it’s a ratings contest, L Ron – you’d best get ready for President Howard Stern.

    You ready for that?

    Are the spiders ready for that?

    How about the Thetans?


  126. pete says:

    I don’t flag trolls who present dissenting viewpoints. I flag trolls who insult our military, our President, and our country.


  127. Cats r Flyfishn says:

    Holy sheet! We better run for cover./snarky sarc


  128. Xisithrus says:

    LE Spouted: ….throw a bunch of facts at them…

    Opinions are not facts and NO I have not seen you post any facts because if you did you would find that spending under Bush, the MBA guy, skyrocketed.


  129. Ojore says:

    Here’s the thing – Beck’s not on Comedy Central. When you have a major cable network news program and you issue apocalyptic warnings by the bushel, aimed at the disgruntled masses, you don’t have the luxury of not being taken seriously.

    He may say that anyone following him is foolhardy – but doesn’t that mean that his followers may not be smart enough to get the joke?


  130. pete says:

    BTW. I also flag batsh!t insanity. Studies have shown the humoring the clinically insane is not in their best interest.


  131. DRxJapanese Beetle says:

    For the regulars here, my apologies. Although I rarely degenerate a thread to imbecile and juvenile comments, Becky does not deserve any thought provoking, intelligent posts. Nor does LordElRondHubbard.

    But his mom does!

    ;-)


  132. Xisithrus says:

    “I’m telling you there’s an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That’s the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009


  133. joe cantwell says:

    LordElrond Says:
    Yeah Wiz, you guys are ‘onto’ Beck. Is that all 1 million of Herr OlberGoebbels viewers? I’d talk about Matthews ratings but mathematicians have yet to invent a number low enough to describe them. I, as like Beck I’m sure, find you militant libtards endlessly amusing and entertaining in your fury and stupidity.

    ***

    here’s how becky finds you:

    “I say on the air all time, ‘if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.’“

    **

    i don’t know what his opinion

    of marcus latrine is.

    *

    he slept with chuck norris once.

    hurt his sphincter.

    ::


  134. Hoodathunktick says:

    Austro-Bavarian
    The majority of Austrian German-speakers speak dialects belonging to the Austro-Bavarian group

    And Gomer Pyle made much more sense than you.


  135. shoeless Chilopoda says:

    LordElrond Says:
    ——————————————————————————–
    …total and complete surrender to the terrorists isn’t an option…

    I agree. I wasn’t aware that anyone was considering such a thing. May I ask where you heard about this option?


  136. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    If you don’t think that foreign nationals that wish our country harm, that would like to see us collapse,

    He must be talking about foreign nationals like Rupert Murdoch who own media outlets that are fomenting dissent in this country. He should be investigated.


  137. hellinabucket says:

    That’s pretty funny LordE. Using a word that doesn’t exist to describe how dumb someone is. Twice even.

    Insults are only as good as the verbiage used.


  138. pastcaring ceratopogonidae says:

    LordElrond Says:

    Hooda, do they get dumber than you? There’s no language known as Austrian. It’s German and several others, incl. Hungarian. But you like Obama are dumber than Gomer Pyle

    From a Guy who said This:

    LordElrond Says:

    You know the other laughable thing about Cokebama is this new language called Austrian

    You p’wned yourself @sshat!!

    You are in idiot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!


  139. Xisithrus says:

    LordElrond Says: Xis, you clearly have never watched the show. He has Juan Williams on among other liberal guests on the Great American Panel all the time

    I dont watch TV


  140. Libellula saturata Annie says:

    Crikey. Someone has been putting LSD in Becky’s Cheerios.


  141. shoeless Chilopoda says:

    LordElrond Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    Xis, you clearly have never watched the show. He has Juan Williams on among other liberal guests on the Great American Panel all the time

    Now that’s funny! Juan Williams is a whore for Faux News.


  142. dbadass says:

    152
    You might also note that “Archie” is careful to avoid being engaged by me… Conditioned response…


  143. pete says:

    If you treat me nice? I’ll treat you nice. If you treat me bad? I’ll ignore you“.
    Gomer Pyle

    He was a wise man.


  144. joe cantwell says:

    ***

    what did marcus latrine do

    to deserve such a cowardly

    “friend” as you?

    =

    do you know the meaning of

    the word “loyalty”?

    **

    do you?

    :\


  145. Hoodathunktick says:

    When did Juan become a liberal?


  146. joe cantwell says:

    LordElrond Says:
    Yeah ok. Can I see some context on that idiotic quote of yours? After 8 years of keeping this country SAFE from terrorists, he’s not about to wish for an attack. Not seeing where this quote is taken from, it’s likely that he meant that he was wishing BARACK OBAMA all the best. And if you can’t see that, you truly are a hateful little twerp.

    **

    “twerp”?

    kiss your mother

    with that mouth?

    ;;


  147. tombaker says:

    LordElrond Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    Yeah ok. Can I see some context on that idiotic quote of yours? After 8 years of keeping this country SAFE from terrorists

    Right – Except for that one time – remember – oh, what was that date, ummm….anybody? I remember there was that one time, and Bush was Pres., and for that one day we were really, really, really NOT SAFE….

    when was that????


  148. wags camponotus saundersi says:

    Projection: It’s not just for movie theaters!


  149. Zooey Lepidoptera says:

    9/11 — the day GWB failed to keep us safe.


  150. Hoodathunktick says:

    LordElrond Says:
    Yeah ok. Can I see some context on that idiotic quote of yours? After 8 years of keeping this country SAFE from terrorists

    Took office in January 2001. Nine months later, major terrorist attack. Left office, January 2009.

    Do the math, elf.


  151. joe cantwell says:

    Hoodathunktick Says:
    When did Juan become a liberal?

    **

    when he and greta

    switched from coffee

    to postum.

    :)


  152. Xisithrus says:

    Xis, Yeah IT DID. You won’t hear me sing GWB’S praises on handling the deficit. But I guess that’s an excuse to TRIPLE IT?

    Pay attention. Bush used accounting tricks to hide spending. He left office with a 1.3 trillion dollar deficit. It was a record, back in 2004, with a 524 billion dollar deficit. So from 2004 to 2009, five years, Bush nearly tripled the deficit Just like Reagan nearly tripled the deficit


  153. Zooey Lepidoptera says:

    Glenn Beck is nucking futs.


  154. joe cantwell says:

    ***

    marcus?

    lordie…?

    what are you two boys

    doing down there in the

    basement?

    ;0


  155. shoeless Chilopoda says:

    dbadass Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    152
    You might also note that “Archie” is careful to avoid being engaged by me… Conditioned response…

    Yes, I’ve noticed for some time that Archie also gives me a wide berth.


  156. pete says:

    Buh-bye. Thanks for playing.

    Now that that unpleasantness is over; It’s time for a massive campaign to inform our Representatives that we are sick of the med


  157. IgnoranceIsNotBliss says:

    LordElrond Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    And the only thing I can say about a former soldier turned pussy like you Pagan is that it’s too bad you made it back

    That’s some seriously over the top stuff right there. WTF is wrong with you?


  158. Zooey Lepidoptera says:

    Anthrax attacks — when GWB failed to keep us safe.


  159. Xisithrus says:

    After 8 years of keeping this country SAFE from terrorists

    The first WTC attack was in 1993 the second attack was in 2001.

    There were no attacks for eight years BEFORE Bush took office.


  160. joe cantwell says:

    lordie,

    cowardice under fire.

    :(


  161. pete says:

    Oops! My cat decided to hit “submit”

    We need to pressure our Representatives to take action against media figures who, as Jon Stewart put it, “are hurting our country”. It’s time to hold these sick freaks accountable for the blood on their hands.


  162. Zooey Lepidoptera says:

    The Beltway Sniper (domestic terrorism) — when GWB failed to keep us safe.


  163. Hoodathunktick says:

    And to continue with Math 101, elfboy, the current recession/depression began in December 2007.

    Does that fit in the 1-2001/1-2009 window?


  164. Ojore says:

    I, as like Beck I’m sure, find you militant libtards endlessly amusing and entertaining in your fury and stupidity.

    Glad you’re having fun, LordElrond. That is, after all, all that matters.



  165. shoeless Chilopoda says:

    Hoodathunktick Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    When did Juan become a liberal?

    The sheeple who watch Fox News love to insult political whores employed by Fox, like Juan Williams, with the worst label they can think of, liberal.


  166. PatrioticLiberalChristianMantisReligiosa says:

    LordLRonHubbard went to his cupboard
    To fetch his talking point page
    When he got there
    The cupboard was bare
    So he couldn’t make his daily blog wage.


  167. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    LordElrond Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    And the only thing I can say about a former soldier turned pussy like you Pagan is that it’s too bad you made it back

    What would our forefathers do about somebody like this disrespecting our veterans?


  168. pastcaring ceratopogonidae says:

    Don’t forget neglecting the electrical grid.

    Has power grid been hacked? U.S. won’t say

    Uh…that’s part of homeland security too……


  169. Xisithrus says:

    “I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008

    Socialist!!


  170. shoeless Chilopoda says:

    Zooey Lepidoptera Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    Anthrax attacks — when GWB failed to keep us safe.

    Well, when he said “us”, he obviously wasn’t talking about people like Tom Daschle and Pat Leahy.


  171. hanshiro the antlion says:

    LordElrond Says: Maybe you don’t have much to say about Obama tripling the national deficit.

    I do. The republican proposal would cost $300 Billion more.

    Suck on that.

    Over a fourth of taxpayers, mostly low-income families, would pay more in taxes under the House GOP plan than they would under the President’s plan.

    The richest one percent of taxpayers would pay $100,000 less, on average, under the House GOP plan than they would under the President’s plan.

    The income tax proposals in the House GOP plan, which is presented as a fiscally responsible alternative to the President’s plan, would cost over $300 billion more than the Obama income tax cuts in 2011 alone.

    Oopsie.


  172. DRxJapanese Beetle says:

    Awwwwwww.
    Where did Archie go?
    I wanted to continue talking about his deceased mother.
    Could Archie be Glenn Becky?
    Both have dead mothers, and pent up frustration and hatred as a result.


  173. spring heeled jack says:

    The Great Protector Bush hid behind children on 9/11.


  174. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Isn’t what Beck, Limbaugh and Bachmann are doing sedition?


  175. herecomestheangst says:

    Why does Glenn Beck hate the state that would be the seventh largest economy in the world if it was its own nation?

    There are plenty of conservatives in the San Joaquin Valley and other inland California areas Beck could use for his United Nations-takes-over-the-nation crap. Plus they proved their usefulness to “the cause” last November.

    Then again, by the looks of things Glenn may be going for the Mormon Adolph look.


  176. pete says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:
    Isn’t what Beck, Limbaugh and Bachmann are doing sedition?

    Yes. I believe it is.


  177. tombaker says:

    herecomes – I thought about pointing that out, too, but it didn’t seem worth pointing out that CA has been run by R’s as much or more than it has been run by D’s over the years.

    There’s just nothing that will penetrate a carefully-constructed bubble of ignorance and myth.

    Righties are like the little pig with the brick house, only meaner.


  178. PatrioticLiberalChristianMantisReligiosa says:

    DRxJapanese Beetle Says:
    Awwwwwww.
    Where did Archie go?
    I wanted to continue talking about his deceased mother.

    Do you really think LordElrond is Archie?
    If so, then given his notorious spelling, perhaps he meant “diseased mother”.


  179. shoeless Chilopoda says:

    Zooey Lepidoptera Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    The Beltway Sniper (domestic terrorism) — when GWB failed to keep us safe.

    No, that’s not how it works. NRA members can’t be terrorists, no matter how many innocent people they murder.


  180. pastcaring ceratopogonidae says:

    pete Says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:
    Isn’t what Beck, Limbaugh and Bachmann are doing sedition?

    Yes. I believe it is.

    TITLE 18 > PART I > CHAPTER 115
    CHAPTER 115—TREASON, SEDITION, AND SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES


  181. Buckie Boy says:

    This guy needs to be arrested and taken off the airwaves permanently.

    We can not have this kind of filth rotting the minds of the simple minded, paranoid, conservative lemming, brownshirts.


  182. joe cantwell says:

    “”"

    i miss lordie,

    don’t you?

    :\


  183. herecomestheangst says:

    tombaker

    Glenn Beck hates California all because of SF, which is ridiculous to begin with. He basically lives and works out of NYC which has many of the same urban/political characteristics of SF. But he glosses over all of it because of the pro-gay/lesbian, UC Berkeley tripe that is always overplayed by the right.

    California is a hell of a lot more conservative than what gets played in the national media and Beck always rails on California as if it has always been run by a liberal majority. If this guy was educated, he’d stop wishing SF would fall into the sea and Hollywood would be plagued by locusts.


  184. sscncturn64 says:

    Beck,Limpbozo,Oliar,and all the other rightwingnuts make me proud to be a true American and a democrat. I cant even begin to comprehend how anyone could actually believe the lies and bullsht that these talkingheads spew. Left=facts Right=fiction.


  185. Wiz says:

    I rarely watch the Fox “stars” but do so on occasion to see what insanity looks like. Today Glen was complaining about the ban of toys with lead paint. Does he cares more about the sellers of toys, imported from China, than he does about the health of children? He pretended to lick a childrens book that may have been printed with lead based ink. I think he must have done more than pretend to lick lead at some point. I understand that ingesting lead can lead to mental retardation.


  186. plunger says:

    What is there about this Rovian game that you don’t get?

    Foreign Nationals have long been in our midst, they did infiltrate the Pentagon and national security infrastructure,they did install their own software and bugs in every critical US system, the do control our nuclear arsenal, and our foreign policy.

    The country, however, is Israel.

    Beck has been instructed to stake out every conspiracy theory that is in fact true, and blow it up, causing the left to come out against the “conspiracy theorists” – who have been correct about the entire conspiracy carried out by the Neocons.

    Accusing your enemies of doing what you are guilty of yourself – is the mark of Rove.

    Rather than barking about Beck – dig deeper into the strategies, and see who’s behind the curtain pulling YOUR strings.

    The goal of the right is to send the term “conspiracy” back to Area 51 – so as to ensure it never appears in court documents at the Hague.

    STOP TAKING THE BAIT.


  187. wiley says:

    Foreign nationals penetrated our grid and Tom Cruise is crying. Got it. Where did I leave that fear button?


  188. KayInMaine says:

    I’ve been asking the neocons online over the last few weeks if they will feel bad after rising up against America and end up losing our country to foreigners who used their aggression against the Capitol. Now Glenn Beck is turning this around to mean that the lefty foreign nationals will be taking over our country to make America into a communist/Marxist/socialist nation, you know, the kind of nation that they say President Obama has already turned it into!

    Why the hell would the lefties overthrow our country and make it a lefty country when it ‘already is’? *shaking head* Doesn’t make sense and neither does Glenn Beck or those who support him.

    The right wingers are becoming more delusional by the minute.


  189. bonat says:

    Beck really belongs in a mental ward, honestly.


  190. graceland9 says:

    Do any of these Marxist “protests” involve teabagging?


  191. flight says:

    Murdoch’s three stooges. I am not sure which one of these guys is my favorite, but I am sure they all do their boss real proud. It seems to be following the Letterman sketch, “stupid dog tricks”!


  192. bonat says:

    ….”Tom Cruise of Russia,China and Iran”….

    then it was “Obama to Hitler”
    “I want Obama to fail”

    so on and so on….smells like hatred

    These right-wing maniacal’s are an embarrassment to America.


  193. pete says:

    Wiz.

    I concluded that Becky has been using lead supplements the first time I heard of him.

    Lead based dishes. Lead based toothpaste. Lead based pajamas. Lead based creamer and sweetener in his coffee, etc.


  194. dbearton says:

    The FCC should investigate some of these right wing wackos for treason.



  195. kasinca says:

    Someone needs to point out that Glenn Beck is an uneducated, bigoted, wingnut alcoholic. It would take an uneducated wingnut to listen to his non-sense. Rush is a flunk out drug addict. Sean Hannity is a flunk out. The talking heads for the conservatives are bogus wackos.


  196. The Moderate Squad says:

    The Supreme Court famously noted that free speech isn’t an unlimited right – the old “You can’t yell fire in a crowded theatre” thing. Why? Because such speech puts others in danger. Glen Beck is doing exactly that. It would be nice to believe that nobody sane would listen to his obviously demented BS, but the fact is that the right-wing media has been whipping these unbalanced (and uneducated) loons into a frenzy for the past 30 years, and Beck is just the maudlin, sincere-seeming liar to set them off.


  197. Ape-Man says:

    Beck is having the time of his life. I wonder how he’s doing with the denial that he was partly responsible for what happened… or maybe, just maybe, he has started thinking about blaming himself, as is a natual thing to do under the cicumstances for most of us… Maybe he will have a moment where he is reborn having discovered the purpose of his being and his show – seeing the wrongness of his ways, and spreading love and compassion around the world. That would be must see TV.


  198. Ape-Man says:

    Otherwise Beck is all bin there done that… no point in watching.


  199. Max Anax junius -1 says:

    .

    So, who’s the conspiracy theorist now, Glen?

    .


  200. Max Anax junius -1 says:

    .

    spring heeled jack @#178,
    … And in front of them, too!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlgTE3y3MNc

    .


  201. wiley says:

    O.K. Think Progessives, be very careful not to yell “Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!” You might set one off.


  202. dechubchub says:

    Is it ironic or just peculiar that Fox has an ignorant and uninsightful news guy who comes off as a comedian who’s not funny, while Comedy Central has an well-informed and insightful comedian who comes across as a news man who’s also very funny?


  203. billbeer says:

    if the guy in Pittsburgh had a poster of Marilyn Manson in his house, Beck would be one of the first to blame the shootings on rock music


  204. RandyBastard says:

    I’m just sitting here speculating what would happen if we all started making complaints to law enforcement about this guy. He is so clearly trying to foment violence and paranoia. Isn’t this what we have an FBI for?

    If even half of the 200 users commenting above would make a phone call to the FBI, someone there might take notice.

    I’ve gone to https://tips.fbi.gov/ to file a complaint. Others may prefer other methods of contact such as those found on this page: http://www.fbi.gov/contactus.htm

    Just sayin’ …


  205. Grizzled Vet says:

    Beck is a ridiculous person, not worth responding to.


  206. MapleStreet says:

    ” in our own uh, you know, protests out in the streets — if you think those are spontaneously happening by Americans, you’re an idiot.”

    So the tea-bagging demonstrations are run by foreigners ?????

    Does Glenn also think all the foreigners driving cabs are positioning themselves to disrupt transportation ?


  207. Yankeluh says:

    Did this guy forget his meds when he walked out of the state hospital?


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