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Perry again refuses to reject secession.

By Ryan Powers on May 14th, 2009 at 8:37 pm

Perry again refuses to reject secession.

Last month while speaking at a tea party protest, Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) suggested that his state might have to secede from the union if, in his words, “Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people.” Today on Fox News, Neil Cavuto asked Perry about his comments. Perry responded by denying he was a secessionist, repeating his claim that the Obama administration’s policies would lead Americans to consider secession, and then refusing to forswear considering secession himself:

PERRY: I didn’t say that. What I said was, ‘We live in a great country…and I saw no reason at all for us to be even talking about seceding, but if Washington continues to force these programs on the states, if Washington continues to disregard the tenth amendment, who knows what happens.’

CAVUTO: So are you saying then, Gov Perry, if that is the case and Washington continues on this front…that you would consider that option?

PERRY: Here’s what I’m saying…I love the concept of the tea parties and people using that first amendment right and I hope that Washington starts paying attention to the tenth amendment.

Watch it:

Perry and the Republican Governors Association are holding a fundraiser tonight that they have dubbed “Tea Party 2.0.”



278 Responses to “Perry again refuses to reject secession.”

  1. kasinca says:

    I live in TX and I am here to tell that if anyone leaves the USA it will be the dumbass Rick Perry.


  2. kdgamergirl says:

    As we all mentioned before: Bu-bye! Kas you can come live with us sane people.


  3. Doc Rock says:

    Show the secessionists the door!


  4. jjm says:

    So long, Pardner!


  5. hormiga brava chavez says:

    Yeah sure Perry – until the next natural disaster! ROTFL


  6. wiley says:

    Do they secessionists really think that Texas wouldn’t have taxes as a nation?



  7. barrelhse says:

    Gotta love what these idiots are doing to the GOP. LOL!!1!


  8. spring heeled jack says:

    Ah, Rick, you had me at

    der de der, der der…


  9. radhika says:

    Fer sh*tsake, go already. GO!


  10. Arctic Ghetto says:

    The people of Texas are patriotic but the aristocracy of Texas are prone to secession if their conflicted morels and want of power are not knelt to.


  11. enough says:

    Let the SOB go. He may, of course, NOT take any US property–no cities, no states, no land, no ships, no airplanes, no pens from the office…Nor may he take any people except those who elect freely to leave these shores. Can we get a list of those who need visas and prepare them immediately.

    Bye guy! Maybe Brazil will take you in. Have fun.


  12. Wayne Ant Schneider says:

    You know, Rick. With all the hostility you’ve shown the government of the United States, if your state did secede, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of those nukes just north of you were reprogrammed and pointed in your direction.


  13. rightwing-leftwing says:

    Amendment X
    The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

    Your state is in deep sh!t like all other states. Your state has now been “delegated” to take cash to save its people. Take the cash and STFU you whiner!


  14. Jane E. Schneider says:

    I’d be happy to see Perry’s sorry ass riding off into the sunset.


  15. Megaloptera McWars says:

    Perry had no problem being in this together when the military industrial complex expanded under former president (and predecessor as governor) and therefore enriched his state with federal money. Now that we’re talking about money for the little guys and gals, however, it’s a sudden encroachment on states’ rights.


  16. Megaloptera McWars says:

    Texas is/was riding high on oil revenues from milking the other 51 states hard. Yet with their unprecedentedly plumped oil coffers, Texans are taking the hit anyway. Sure vindicates hyper-capitalism as a cure-all.


  17. Game of Life says:

    It’s on tape you freakin dingdong.


  18. kasinca says:

    Perry is a troglodyte, raised in cotton country and he is talking to the wingnuts. Kay Bailey is going to resign and whip his ass. He thinks he can win by hanging on to the right wing extremist with gun racks in their pickup trucks. Perry barely won the last time with 39% of the vote because there is no good run off law in the state. The governor is a figure head with no power.


  19. fauxshammity72 says:

    Does anyone other than the teabagging lovers believe this seccion stuff?…I mean seriously they’re keeping a lot of comedians employed with their teabaggery…the current Teabagging Republican Party is comedy gold….


  20. kdgamergirl says:

    Also, if you leave please take the following people with you:

    Bush, Cheney, Palin, Jindal, Sanford, er basically all the Republicans please :)


  21. Jackie says:

    #1 thank you I was about to think the citizens were going to follow wingnut Perry. Now I know the Tea Party is a fund raiser for the RNC. Perry thinks by talking nuts the Republican Party will put him in a high paying job. Perry yelled so loud he didn’t want the Stimulus Money or anything else from the White House, as quick as you can say Jackie Robinson, Perry demanded money for the Swine Flu and even asked twice if he could just the citizens money for his State Budget. It’s time the citizens of Texas take their State back for Perry the idiot. There are some smart educated people in Texas take can help the citizens recover and I hope that person is voted in quick.


  22. har5125 says:

    As a independent Texan I may not even vote for her, but Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison(R) for governor of Texas is sounding really good to me right now.


  23. Vasagi says:

    Since when is the tenth ammendment the right to secede? I think Lincoln would’ve had a problem with that interpretation.


  24. Roket says:

    Shorter Gov Perry: Stay off my lawn you damn G-Man. We’ll call you when we need you.


  25. Mr. Evil says:

    Imagine Chris Berman saying, “back, back, back, back, back, Gone!!! That’s just a home run Rick! It’s not reality. It’s just baseball, Rick. You just can’t take your ball and go home. \
    Try to secede. Try it! Do it! C’mon Mr. Balls. Let’s see you actually secede! It ain’t gonna happen! You big pussy!

    Why not try to do something that might benefit the whole of the nation. Or maybe it’s that you are so beholden to your corporate owners. In other words, Rick, eat shit!!!


  26. Mr. Evil says:

    I’m sorry to everyone, I’ve had far too much beer and I hate idiots in power! Why do we continue to allow this?


  27. hbpirate says:

    So how do you think the Texas navy will do against the U.S. Navy when we show up to capture their offshore oil fields?


  28. Xisithrus says:

    How is leaving the union, during a time of war, patriotic?


  29. Xisithrus says:

    brothabilldenstein Says:

    Your banality precedes you


  30. Xisithrus says:

    Bildo: ..when I bent my dick…

    Im so sorry your cranium was altered..take more viagra.


  31. Bob says:

    The first and tenth? Hey, those things are a package deal, and you’re suddenly worried about the tenth?
    It’s a short trip for you to Gitmo. Such talk would be treasonous, but you can’t take him serious, he’s a republican.

    It’s funny to imagine that suggestion over things the fed has done so recently, and no one dared. Secede over moral backruptcy and the failure of rule of law, I could see that, but getting federal money to help stimulate your economy? That’s the big problem?

    What an idiot with hurricane season about to get going. It’d be nice if all federal funds were withheld until a full retraction and apology was issued.


  32. Megaloptera McWars says:

    WHOA – brotha, I sincerely ask that you get yourself some clinical assistance. Please, I mean it.

    The compilation of psychological disorders should include a fancy term for “dangerously obsessed with Zooey”.


  33. Game of Life says:

    I flagged the idiot.


  34. Xisithrus says:

    PERRY: Here’s what I’m saying…I love the concept of the tea parties and people using that first amendment right and I hope that Washington starts paying attention to the tenth amendment.

    What he is saying, I think, is that he loves the idea of duping people, for tax cuts, to vote for more republican governors.

    The fact is that governors want more money, more tax revenue, more pork, for their states.

    Did the king of pork, Ted Stevens, reduce his pork intake? Did Palin reject stimulus money?

    They only cut taxes when tax revenue increases…that is tax revenue is increased when people consume more allowing for “tax cuts” but its not really a cut at all because more consumer spending is, in effect, a voluntary tax. Just like buying lottery tickets are.


  35. Bob says:

    This is a perfect opportunity to re-demonstrate how effective pre-emptive war can be. Which city should we bomb first? It’ll be worth it this time.


  36. Xisithrus says:

    brothabilldenstein Says: xsithurus

    Hey homo, go flag yourself lol! You cost me tacos tonight! I hope you rot in hell you taco stealing monster!

    Well, my existence doesnt include your motto:

    “Welcome to McDonalds, May I Take Your Order?

    Get used to that because it is, after all, your life.


  37. Xisithrus says:

    I see BBS is another Rachel.

    Whats my IP address BBS?


  38. Xisithrus says:

    Hey, Brotha, still driving your mommies car?

    Heh


  39. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    This is the site telling lies about Keith Olbermann while he was off when his mother died. If anybody wants to comment you have to register but it’s worth it.
    http://cityfile.com/dailyfile/5817


  40. Xisithrus says:

    Hey dude, whats going on? Not much here? Ordered some B+ mushroom strains, you know, for microscopic research
    Otherwise, I missed out on taco night. I am a bit pissed off about that as I was here wasting on groupthink. But no biggie. I have lean meat in my freezer! And a bag of spagehtti on the floor

    Correction, your moms freezer has lean spagehtti [sic] meat.

    Bwahahaha


  41. Xisithrus says:

    Ordered some B+ mushroom strains, you know, for microscopic research

    So the mushroom is bigger than your microscopic brain?

    I believe you.


  42. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Flag the moron he’s violating rules.


  43. Xisithrus says:

    Xisithrus

    we need to talk
    I am brothabill333 on aim

    We have, many times, yet you continue to believe I dont know.


  44. joe cantwell says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:
    Flag the moron he’s violating rules.

    ***

    but he’s right!

    rick want to sleep with carrie prejean,

    and who among us can blame him?

    BOOM, BOOM, POW!

    :)


  45. joe cantwell says:

    brothabilldenstein Says:
    #
    #
    Doodlebug Shayne Says:

    Flag the moron he’s violating rules.

    .
    .
    .
    Seriously dude, kill yourself now! The USA has been violating rules for decades now!
    Fool! Off with your head! Not for anything aggregious like interrupting taco night like the xsiblah guy. But for being so blatantly pigheaded and mind controlled you are probably fat and an USA citizen.
    Nuf said

    ****

    this is your brain on republican meth.

    any questions?

    :)


  46. flight says:

    Political suicide in Texas, like re-arranging the deck chairs as the Titanic went down.
    The clever RNC running out of ideas. Getting old in a hurry.


  47. Bob says:

    Like the ss doesn’t have my info already.

    The way the law’s being interpreted these days, war wouldn’t have to be declred, but sure, I’m for it. FCK TEXAS! Did I mention, FCK TEXAS? FCK TEXAS!!!!

    This time everyone gets a share of the oil-related profits and it will pay for the few bombs we have to consume. We’ll be greeted as liberators and they’ll help spread Democracy. They have a head start cause they’ve done it before.


  48. joe cantwell says:

    flight Says:
    Political suicide in Texas, like re-arranging the deck chairs as the Titanic went down.
    The clever RNC running out of ideas. Getting old in a hurry.

    >>>

    rnc, brothabilldenstein

    they’re so 2008…

    ;|

    :\


  49. joe cantwell says:

    brothabilldenstein Says:
    I hate every one of you. Yeah, got progressive minsestrone soup in the microwave b/c I missed taco night

    Die liberal scum DIE!

    ***

    :)

    :)


  50. Xisithrus says:

    I dont use AIM brotha

    Jetmknx at gmail

    Its a throwaway account, but I can be reached there for the time being


  51. Xisithrus says:

    brothabilldenstein Says: I hate every one of you. Yeah, got progressive minsestrone soup in the microwave b/c I missed taco night

    Die liberal scum DIE!

    Your quite foolish, liberalism is what drives our GDP. And I dont mean political ideology. I mean that capitalism is about ones wants and desires which equates to spending


  52. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    BROTHABILDO must have been working at the meth lab all day. It’s not the meth it’s the WORK that’s sent him over the edge.


  53. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    brothabilldenstein Says:

    I need help or my mind will explode. I dont think I can last another night

    GOOD.


  54. EugeneDebs says:

    Brothamoron you sick, sad, ignorant piece of garbage. Stop humiliating yourself so much. Nothing you do here will make your sad, dismal, lonely life any better. You are a disgusting pissant. No one likes you, no one respects you, no one takes you seriously and no one EVER WILL.


  55. Xisithrus says:

    #
    #

    brothabilldenstein Says:

    Sent you an email, you on googletalk?

    I have not used it…


  56. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    That shit about progressives having empathy just went out the window when we found out it was a bad thing.


  57. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    EugeneDebs Says:

    Brothamoron you sick, sad, ignorant piece of garbage. Stop humiliating yourself so much. Nothing you do here will make your sad, dismal, lonely life any better. You are a disgusting pissant. No one likes you, no one respects you, no one takes you seriously and no one EVER WILL.

    Why are you insulting garbage. After all most garbage was good for something at one time or another and obviously this moron is good for nothing. Well except that he’s turned his mother into an abortion advocate.


  58. Lunaluz says:

    brothabilldenstein needs to step away from the crackpipe.. or is it PCP, hillbillie heroin or Sherm? No one is insisting you marry a gay person. Gay marriage does not affect you at all unless you have to fight latent closet tendencies. Just a hint.. don’t tap dance in the bathroom stalls it was tried and didn’t work.


  59. stormn00007 says:

    The Obama Administration is bringing this to a boiling point and I understand exactly where the Texas Governor Rick Perry is coming from.
    We have the New England States run by stupid uncaring Liberals full of bias against God and Country. California is broke and the reason for that is their policies for allowing illegal from all over the world to sit at their door step of the Governor, asking to please, allow us to keep spending your resources. Allow our kids schooling and health care free which normal Californian, does not receive.
    New York is just as bad as California and the only thing saved there butts was the money the Fed poured into the banks there. It starved off government failure there that you did not hear about because it is the financial market of the United States and it is to big to fail.
    So yes Perry has indeed a message that says get it right in Washington or succession is just around the corner. Is that what they want of course not. Will they do it of course they will given the unprecedented big government on the roll in Washington pushing to take away our first amendment rights, our gun rights and any other rights they can get away with taking.
    We have a lying Pelosi Holier then thou believing she can do whatever the hell she wants.
    You people that believe you were getting good change out of this Administration, are getting the change, you could not believe in. So suck it up Demon_Rats you are getting what you have wanted to be ruled by an iron fisted anti-Christ.


  60. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    stormn00007, would you please move to Texas before they secede, idiot.


  61. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    I emailed Faiz. Apparently flagging him wasn’t enough.


  62. EugeneDebs says:

    stormn00007

    You are too stupid to know what you are talking about. Your ignorance is a stench to the nostrils of decent people. Face it you are an ignorant moron. You were stupid the day you were born. You will be stupid the day you die. Every day in between the Sun will dawn only on days you are STUPID. So face the facts you are a moron, you dont know what you are talking about and no one cares what you think. You can keep embarassing yourself by showing how stupid you are but it would probably be better if you just STFU


  63. dbadass says:

    stormn00007
    Like a give a shit what you think…


  64. Libellula saturata Annie says:

    OH!!! The Democrat Socialist Party made him do it!!!!!!!!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    What. An. Assklown. :o/


  65. stormn00007 says:

    Obama won’t let Texas secede. It would ruin his plan for more illegals to use the Super Highway from Texas to Canada. Those rust bucket trucks coming from Mexico through Texas makes you wonder if you will live another day on the super highway as they come roaring out of Mexico.
    The Obama has a plan for Texas even Texans do not see coming at them. Dumb ass Washington interlopers trying to ruin Texas is like them seeing a Bull for the first time and thinking it a steer they can pet. The bull has balls and they are there for a reason. He ain’t about to take no shit from anyone wanting to ride or pet his ass.
    So get ready Obama cause the BULL is looking at your backside Bub. Go get em Rick, Damn Demon_Rats.


  66. 1ChanceOnly says:

    This guy is a nut and now I know most in Texas are nuts. They deserve each other. Let’s give that state back to Mexico. We stole it anyway.


  67. sherifffruitfly says:

    I dare you, you coward.


  68. dbadass says:

    Like Texas is going anywhere. This is just lame ass bs. What kind of state eats fried pickles with ranch? Lame I tell ya…


  69. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    stormn00007 Says:

    Obama won’t let Texas secede. It would ruin his plan for more illegals to use the Super Highway from Texas to Canada.
    _________

    What the?

    Good Dog… this is SILLY beyond words…


  70. stormn00007 says:

    dbadass Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    stormn00007
    Like a give a shit what you think

    I understand you are that way with most people here, which do not agree with you so, I’m in good company.


  71. linkwray says:

    Pretty Boy ” Floyd” Rick Perry the sauve and deboiner governor of a state that no longer matters, just ask Kay Bailey Hutchison, wants to qualify and refine his remarks regarding secession. The 10th Amendment reserves to the the states those powers not enumerated… It does not reserve to the states empty threats by an empty-headed frat boy who makes Georgie Boy look like a rocket scientist. If this ” guano eater” wasn’t governor he’d be a male fluffer in a bad porn movie. He’s definitely Republican presidential material.


  72. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Every other day Rick Perry is asking for federal funds from the government but by the end of the week he’s forgotten about it. Just like Palin and Sanford.


  73. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    stormn00007 Says:

    dbadass Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    stormn00007
    Like a give a shit what you think

    I understand you are that way with most people here, which do not agree with you so, I’m in good company.

    Typical inbred trailer trash dittohead. Thinks he’s in good company.


  74. dbadass says:

    Then you understand incorrectly as I enjoy chatting with those of opposing views. You however are just spouting dumbass shit that you don’t actually believe. Superhighway, yeah right…


  75. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    dbadass Says:

    Then you understand incorrectly as I enjoy chatting with those of opposing views. You however are just spouting dumbass shit that you don’t actually believe. Superhighway, yeah right…

    This new idiot doesn’t even realize it was W who wanted the illegals here working for his corporate friends as slave labor. The trolls just keep getting dumber and dumber.


  76. stormn00007 says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    I emailed Faiz. Apparently flagging him wasn’t enough.

    So what is your problem that you have to taletale like a little sissy?


  77. dbadass says:

    Still the iron fisted anti-christ idiocy sort of amused me for a second or two…


  78. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    The folks who want to secede like Perry and Palin and her moron husband think they’re the good Americans. Pathetic. That goes for you too stormy.


  79. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    stormn00007 Says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    I emailed Faiz. Apparently flagging him wasn’t enough.

    So what is your problem that you have to taletale like a little sissy?

    Did you see the sexually graphic comments that poster made about somebody who wasn’t here to defend herself. No you didn’t. You’re just a robotic cancervative who thinks he has a clue.


  80. dbadass says:

    I’m in good company

    Yeah, all the Archies are a real friggin blast… Negative attention seeking jackasses are all that…


  81. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Anybody else notice how stormy’s comments are… well… basically INCOHERENT and kinda, ya know, DON’T MAKE ANY SENSE???

    Is the RNC off-shoring their trolling, again, to save money?


  82. rightwing-leftwing says:

    Demon_Rats are COOL! We have “special powers”. Powers that allow us to take over countries and FIX them after the Rebubli_clones have FcuKeD Them UP!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    We’re coming to GET you stormny BOY! We’re going to convert you to a Demon_Rat!!!!!! RUN!!!!!! HIDE!!!!!!

    PUNK!


  83. stormn00007 says:

    linkwray Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    Pretty Boy ” Floyd” Rick Perry the sauve and deboiner governor of a state that no longer matters, just ask Kay Bailey Hutchison, wants to qualify and refine his remarks regarding secession. The 10th Amendment reserves to the the states those powers not enumerated… It does not reserve to the states empty threats by an empty-headed frat boy who makes Georgie Boy look like a rocket scientist. If this ” guano eater” wasn’t governor he’d be a male fluffer in a bad porn movie. He’s definitely Republican presidential material.

    Bub you already have an empty headed frat boy for the Demon_Rats in Washington, D.C. His policies will make General Washington roll over in his grave and knock the dust off his remaining bones.
    All hail the conquering one, anti_Christ.


  84. joe cantwell says:

    1ChanceOnly Says:
    This guy is a nut and now I know most in Texas are nuts. They deserve each other. Let’s give that state back to Mexico. We stole it anyway.

    ***

    sherifffruitfly Says:
    I dare you, you coward.

    ***

    the mole trolls,

    they’re funny!

    :)

    :)


  85. joe cantwell says:

    stormn00007 Says:
    linkwray Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    Pretty Boy ” Floyd” Rick Perry the sauve and deboiner governor of a state that no longer matters, just ask Kay Bailey Hutchison, wants to qualify and refine his remarks regarding secession. The 10th Amendment reserves to the the states those powers not enumerated… It does not reserve to the states empty threats by an empty-headed frat boy who makes Georgie Boy look like a rocket scientist. If this ” guano eater” wasn’t governor he’d be a male fluffer in a bad porn movie. He’s definitely Republican presidential material.

    Bub you already have an empty headed frat boy for the Demon_Rats in Washington, D.C. His policies will make General Washington roll over in his grave and knock the dust off his remaining bones.
    All hail the conquering one, anti_Christ.

    ***

    what’s that in your colon,

    dick cheney?

    :)

    xxx


  86. Jane E. Schneider says:

    I saw bildo’s earlier comments (and I use the word ‘comments’ loosely), but I must have missed him attacking Zooey. That was foolish of him.


  87. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    stormn00007 Says:
    Bub you already have an empty headed frat boy for the Demon_Rats in Washington, D.C. His policies will make General Washington roll over in his grave and knock the dust off his remaining bones.
    All hail the conquering one, anti_Christ.

    The Harvard Law Review isn’t a “frat” dumba$$. You must have forgotten that W isn’t president any more. Yeah HE did belong to Skull and Bones. Look it up idiot.


  88. dbadass says:

    So Jane any suggestions on a case of eggplant, two cases of banannas, 5 pounds of shallots and 4 bunches of basil. Oh and some mahi mahi and a bunch of wreckfish trimmings?

    Zooey would so kick loser ass…


  89. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Well Jane on the plus side it will get Faiz to get rid of him.


  90. stormn00007 says:

    The Demon_Rats are going to lose a majority in the next election because of the crap the Demon_Rats, are leaving behind, are so bad that the people, will be ready even for W to come back and bail them out of the Obama crap, he is having passed with his House and Senate Majorities.
    When the taxes start hitting them in the wallets they will realize the principles of Communism are being laid at their feet. You gloating Demon_Rats will being saying, woe is me. Another 40 years in the wilderness without God. Moses was at least their for the Israelite. You will only have Reid, Pelosi and of course Obama the ONE that made it all possible. Sweet Dreams!


  91. thomthum says:

    Maybe Mexico will take them in.


  92. Zooey says:

    Megaloptera McWars Says:

    The compilation of psychological disorders should include a fancy term for “dangerously obsessed with Zooey”.
    May 14th, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    I’m glad I missed that imbecile. I’m not really in the mood for it.

    Thanks, all.


  93. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Shayne, don’t forget W was a cheerleader, too.

    “…you already have an empty headed frat boy for the Demon_Rats in Washington, D.C. His policies will make General Washington roll over in his grave and knock the dust off his remaining bones.”

    You know, if you just change the ‘have’ to ‘had’ and the ‘Demon_Rats’ to ‘Republi_skunks’, this paragraph would be about W.



  94. dbadass says:

    out of the Obama crap, he is having passed with his House and Senate Majorities


    Can I get a list of these recently passed items you speak of? Oh and please don’t whine about taxes. I have no patience for tax whiners.


  95. stormn00007 says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    Well Jane on the plus side it will get Faiz to get rid of him.

    Here I was thinking this was a room of progressive thinkers when in fact it is a room of Demon_Rats celebrating and calling Republicans names.
    I’m and Independent and that means, I do not agree with either of your parties show boating.
    So take that and put it in your war pipe and smoke it.
    Jane this guy is trying to impress you with what he thinks is his power mode. If Faiz listens to anyone, it should be his supervisor, not someone raining on someone else’s parade to use their first amendment rights.


  96. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Sorry, dbadass, I know I’m a disappointment to you, but I’m not a fan of eggplant, and I don’t know if I’d want to go near anything called “wreckfish”. How many bananas come in a case?


  97. dbadass says:

    Is there a term for being harmlessly obsessed with Zooey? Just wondering…



  98. dbadass says:

    Ah the independent… Yes that’s it…


  99. Zooey says:

    stormn00007 Says:
    May 15th, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    Idiot, she wasn’t talking about YOU. The universe does not revolve around YOU.

    That’s my spot.


  100. dbadass says:

    Jane
    I would have to quess about 12 to 14hands of bananas but I am not sure. Most of those will go to the school or soup kitchen.


  101. Zooey says:

    Yo, stormn. You might not want to go the route of pissing and moaning about name-calling, while you’re being so “clever” with the Demon_Rat thing.

    Someone might think you’re being a hypocrite. And a pussy.


  102. dbadass says:

  103. Zooey says:

    Hi, db. How’s things?


  104. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    stormn00007 Says:

    Here I was thinking this was a room of progressive thinkers when in fact it is a room of Demon_Rats celebrating and calling Republicans names.
    _____________

    Whoa… text book example of IRONY here… cool.


  105. Zooey says:

    GMTA, polar bear. :D


  106. OutstandingInAPlagueOfLocusts says:

    The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity Says:
    Anybody else notice how stormy’s comments are… well… basically INCOHERENT and kinda, ya know, DON’T MAKE ANY SENSE???

    Ya mean like this:

    stormn00007 Says:
    His policies will make General Washington roll over in his grave and knock the dust off his remaining bones.

    Yeah, I noticed.


  107. dbadass says:

    Alright I suppose just in from the fish mongering and I need to write an exam I need to administer in a few hours then I have to catch a flight.
    You?


  108. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    stormn00007 Says:

    The Demon_Rats are going to [ blah blah blah... woof woof woof... yadda yadda yadda...] Obama the ONE that made it all possible. Sweet Dreams!
    ___________

    Wow… what a masterpiece of incoherent gibberish!!!!

    Spectac-farking-ularly entertaining!

    Well done!!!! Well done!!!!!!


  109. dbadass says:

    Still the anti-christ stuff seems to be their best material…


  110. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Zooey Says:

    GMTA, polar bear. :D
    _________

    Heh… but you did get there first…


  111. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    I’m thinking Stormy is Brothadildo. Haven’t you heard Stormy, empathy is UNAMERICAN according to your people. The new America is into torturing anybody who is different from us. If you have a problem with that call Cheney.


  112. Zooey says:

    db,

    You probably ought to just stay up, huh? I’m passable.


  113. stormn00007 says:

    dbadass Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    out of the Obama crap, he is having passed with his House and Senate Majorities


    Can I get a list of these recently passed items you speak of? Oh and please don’t whine about taxes. I have no patience for tax whiners.

    Well let see where do I start. Where you left off about everyone that he has appointed to any cabinet position for starters.
    One in particular Napolitano, she is one of those looking to take away the rights of the soldiers that fought for this great country calling them potential terrorist. The rest are cut from the same cloth.
    Pelosi is another lying through her teeth and blaming the CIA as she went along with enhanced interrogation methods.
    Harry Reid the Flip Flopper in trying to prevent an honest black man from taking his rightful seat that the Governor appointed him to from Illinois. You know the cool cat Burris.
    The person he wants to put on the Supreme Court must have empathy. What a crock, just another word for stooge.
    Have you had enough yet?
    What we have is the Demon_Rats believing they have a winner. What they have is a baby killing terrorist for President. He is now President he can quit pretending he is Christian. He acts more like a Muslim then any Christian. He mentioned the other day the star were aligned to pass the Health Care. Astrology is not Christian, I might add.


  114. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    dbadass, shallots last forever in the refrigerator.


  115. Zooey says:

    The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity Says:

    Heh… but you did get there first…
    May 15th, 2009 at 12:53 am

    It’s only right. ;)


  116. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    The person he wants to put on the Supreme Court must have empathy.

    Hey Stormie, I just told you, we’re OVER EMPATHY. It’s unAmerican according to your people. Now why don’t you be a good boy and go CHENEY yourself.


  117. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Zooey, TRoS, are you two having a pissing contest? Well while your at it why don’t you piss on Stormy?


  118. dbadass says:

    I am currently devising a scheme wherein the test is postponed till Monday. I can cop a quick 3 or 4 hours. Stall them till Monday. Sleep on the plane although it is a short flight and pick up the pieces when I return Sunday


  119. Zooey says:

    I’d bet $1 that stormn’s monitor is covered with spit droplets and zit juice.

    Dude, take your meds. That’s why your mom is working that extra job.


  120. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    What they have is a baby killing terrorist for President.

    Hey Stormtrooper, it’s idiots like you that make us believe in abortion. You’re one gene pool that should dry up ASAP.


  121. Zooey says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:

    Zooey, TRoS, are you two having a pissing contest? Well while your at it why don’t you piss on Stormy?
    May 15th, 2009 at 12:57 am

    That’s not my scene…but if he has a birdbath, I’m there.


  122. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    dbadass, that sounds like a brilliant idea. My daughter would appreciate it if she was in your class.


  123. Zooey says:

    Why I gotta come to TP to visit my Critters? :(


  124. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Zooey Says:

    I’d bet $1 that stormn’s monitor is covered with spit droplets and zit juice.

    Dude, take your meds. That’s why your mom is working that extra job.

    You’re way too kind Z. Being a crack whore is not exactly an “extra job.”


  125. dbadass says:

    119
    Maybe I missed it. Where is the recently passed legislation. That is just a rambling diatribe. I


  126. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Yeah, dbadass, why does she have to come to TP. You got some splainin’ to do.


  127. Zooey says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:

    You’re way too kind Z. Being a crack whore is not exactly an “extra job.”
    May 15th, 2009 at 1:00 am

    Well, you know I always like to be polite. ;)


  128. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    dbadass, this moron is still pushing the meme about Napoletano dissing vets. He’s too dumb to engage.


  129. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Yep, “Polite” is your middle name.


  130. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    What happened to that little coward Stormpooper?


  131. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “One in particular Napolitano, she is one of those looking to take away the rights of the soldiers that fought for this great country calling them potential terrorist.”

    No, no, no, stormy. Please remember that the report that was issued was commissioned during the Bush administration. Napolitano was approved for the cabinet post a coupla weeks before the report was finally issued. And you know damn well that the report said that the danger was that violent right-wing extremists would try to recruit recently-returned veterans who, basically, were having trouble adjusting to civilian life, i.e., no job, PTSD, etc.

    Now I’ll read the rest of your comment – I had to respond when I saw the Napolitano crap.


  132. Zooey says:

    Awww, you remembered!


  133. stormn00007 says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    I’m thinking Stormy is Brothadildo. Haven’t you heard Stormy, empathy is UN AMERICAN according to your people. The new America is into torturing anybody who is different from us. If you have a problem with that call Cheney.

    Well Friends, I believe when Obama is through torturing all of us, we will all feel the pain, worse then any of the people that were water boarded. Napolitano has not been in office long enough to start rounding up all her suspects that are against the Demon_Rats.
    She made her list against all those that oppose the Demon_Rats. Well lets see there were 9 million votes separating McCain and Obama. Not exactly a large majority when you look at the big picture.
    The Demon_Rats stayed in the cesspool swimming around until they hit pay dirt with illegal votes that; the community organizer taught them to how to get and not get caught. Illegals got to vote. Those without ID got to vote and the Lord only knows what other unholy alliances, he used to get elected.
    Do I trust this President. No way, Jose!


  134. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    He mentioned the other day the star were aligned to pass the Health Care. Astrology is not Christian, I might add.

    That’s nothing Stormpooper, he used mustard on his burger. Oh the horror.


  135. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:

    If you have a problem with that call Cheney.
    __________

    I t’ink ya mispoken dere, Shayne…

    Didn’t you REALLY mean to say… ahem…

    “If you have a problem wid dat, EAT some HOT STEAMING Cheney…”???

    See? Better, no??


  136. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    No more mustard and no more EMPATHY, Stormy. Now bite me.


  137. dbadass says:

    How about a game?

    “crock” is to “stooge” as “______________” is to “________”

    Anyone wish to get us started?


  138. stormn00007 says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    He mentioned the other day the star were aligned to pass the Health Care. Astrology is not Christian, I might add.

    That’s nothing Stormpooper, he used mustard on his burger. Oh the horror.

    One thing for sure a real Demon_Rat must have their mustard, retarded Demon_Rats.


  139. Zooey says:

    What else would you put on a burger besides mustard?

    Why does it matter?


  140. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    You do know Stormpooper that Bush didn’t even win a majority of popular votes. Of course he stole Florida thanks to his brother but that’s another topic. Now you’re wining that President Obama only won by 9 million. I hope you’re the first fascist Napoletano rounds up. I’ll give her your number.


  141. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:

    Hey Stormtrooper, it’s idiots like you that make us believe in abortion. You’re one gene pool that should dry up ASAP.
    ______________

    Shayne… w/ the social skills and personality this is showing, you don’t have to worry. He will NEVER manage to reproduce.

    As proven by other trolls SOOOOOO many times, you cannot get an inflatable doll or yer hand preggers… though they do keep trying, huh?


  142. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Thanks for the tweaking TRoS. That’s much better.


  143. dbadass says:

    A thick slice of onion.
    Mustard only if it is more elitist than that regular yellow shit


  144. stormn00007 says:

    What we have here are the Gay liberal Demon_Rats. They need not lean left for if they did they would fall into the cesspool of despair.
    The truth will set you free.


  145. robbielee60 says:

    I recommend that all Texas voters, regardless of party affiliation, who are sick of Rick Perry vote in the Republican primary for Kay Bailey Hutchison. She’s not my cup of tea, but THIS MAN MUST BE STOPPED! Unless the Democrats come up with an outstanding candidate, this is our only chance to get rid of him. I’m tired of being embarrassed by this jackass. Peace.


  146. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:

    Zooey, TRoS, are you two having a pissing contest? Well while your at it why don’t you piss on Stormy?

    May 15th, 2009 at 12:57 am
    ___________

    Huh????


  147. OutstandingInAPlagueOfLocusts says:

    weaklydribbln000.7 says:
    Demon_Rats ad infinitum….

    It might have been cute once, but it’s played guy.


  148. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Sorry, Zooey, I’m guilty, too. :( I do lurk and read occasionally, but usually I’m too late and it’s pretty quiet there. I noticed tonight that Paul had a coupla good cartoons.

    I shouldn’t be up this late, but the Mets are playing on the other coast. It’s tied in the top of the 9th. That’s ice hockey, right, Zooey? ;)


  149. dbadass says:

    Unless they say some silly anti-christ shit soon I am giving up on them.

    Of course birth certificate always cracks me up as well…


  150. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    You never know TRoS, one of these days Cheeto dust might turn into a receptacle for sperm mutation.


  151. hormiga brava chavez says:

    What’s up storm00007crazywingnut? I’ve been called many things but – Demon bat? ROTFL! The one thing you wingnuts in love with Raygun didn’t take home from the Raygun era was the message “Say no to drugs!” Remember stormy – be able to take what you dish out. You’re not a real independent.


  152. Max Anax junius -1 says:

    .

    Well, one way to talk about something is to hit around it…

    .


  153. Zooey says:

    dbadass Says:

    A thick slice of onion.
    Mustard only if it is more elitist than that regular yellow shit
    May 15th, 2009 at 1:08 am

    Well, yeah! And the yellow mustard.

    Food of the gods.


  154. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    TRoS, you and Zooey were comparing similar posts and I just thought the fire that is Stormpooper needed to be pissed on. My bad.


  155. Zooey says:

    stormn00007 Says:

    What we have here are the Gay liberal Demon_Rats. They need not lean left for if they did they would fall into the cesspool of despair.
    The truth will set you free.
    May 15th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    Tell this gay liberal demon chick more about this “truth.”


  156. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “…in the cesspool…”

    Hey, did someone say ‘cesspool party’?

    (Mets just scored the go-ahead run.)


  157. Zooey says:

    Ice hockey, Jane!!

    I went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out. :D


  158. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    stormn00007 Says:

    What we have here are the Gay liberal Demon_Rats.

    I’m not gay but of course I haven’t met you yet.


  159. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Hey Stormy, don’t you want to tell us how great torture is?


  160. Zooey says:

    I think the stormtinkler has been to the Zoo on a Saturday night, Jane!


  161. Zooey says:

    Shayne, I don’t think stormtinkler thinks of “water games” as torture.


  162. dbadass says:

    cesspool of despair.
    – Is that what Attrayu(?) sank into?


  163. Zooey says:

    stormdude, I yearn for the truth…


  164. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Ice hockey, Jane!!

    Yes, Zooey, and the Mets just scored two more ‘goals’! Maybe I should just go to bed now so I don’t have to watch them figure out how to lose this one.

    You guys can have fun with stormy. See y’all tomorrow.


  165. kdgamergirl says:


    One in particular Napolitano, she is one of those looking to take away the rights of the soldiers that fought for this great country calling them potential terrorist. The rest are cut from the same cloth.

    Did you bother to read the actual document? Nowhere in it was there any mention of taking away the rights of our soldiers. There was a concern about potentially exploiting them but then why would you actually bother to try and read something?

    Pelosi is another lying through her teeth and blaming the CIA as she went along with enhanced interrogation methods.
    Harry Reid the Flip Flopper in trying to prevent an honest black man from taking his rightful seat that the Governor appointed him to from Illinois. You know the cool cat Burris.
    The person he wants to put on the Supreme Court must have empathy. What a crock, just another word for stooge.

    An honest black man? When did his racial identity have anything to do with this? Any logical person would suspect ANYONE regardless of racial identity appointed by a scumbag like Blago. Logic just isn’t your strong point.

    What we have is the Demon_Rats believing they have a winner. What they have is a baby killing terrorist for President. He is now President he can quit pretending he is Christian. He acts more like a Muslim then any Christian. He mentioned the other day the star were aligned to pass the Health Care. Astrology is not Christian, I might add.

    What’s wrong with being Muslim? You’re judging an entire group of people based on the actions of some extremists. By that logic one would have to then assume that all Christians are murders as well.

    You’re also right, Astrology isn’t Christian, I’d venture to say it’s Pagan if you will but I doubt you have any idea how much of Christianity is distored Pagan beliefs. Any person with a brain would logically assume that he was implying that this might be the right time in the public mind set to prepare for health care since people seem to be in favor. Again, logic, not something you seem to have a handle on.


  166. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:

    Thanks for the tweaking TRoS. That’s much better.
    __________

    Yer welcome… it is… “What… I… Do”!!!


  167. Zooey says:

    Goodnight, Jane. Maybe their toes are just cold…


  168. stormn00007 says:

    It is really nice having an intelligent conversation. I’m sure glad, I could help you with your entertainment. Most Demon_Rats have a hard time participating in anything as serious, as a discussion.
    They are usually like one cell creatures able to breathe but not much good for anything else but taking up space. The limited use of their brain shows why they are the zombie cool aid drinkers Barack Husein Obama wanted to carry him on to destroy America.
    Must have something to do with the younger generations lack of esteem on the part of those which act like immature adolescents. The comments from you show that you would be better off playing closet games with yourselves. Sweet Dream kiddies.


  169. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Jane E. Schneider Says:

    Yes, Zooey, and the Mets just scored two more ‘goals’!
    _________

    Hehe… this is in MY backyard… literally.

    There’s fog over the Giants’ stadium and it’s (the fog) all lit up. I can see the lights from my kitchen windows, Jane.

    Mets are playing well, and so are the Giants.

    The Giants are fun again… now that BB is firmly in the rearview mirror.


  170. Zooey says:

    But stormdude, the truth…?

    Please, enlighten me!


  171. dbadass says:

    Ah the discussion. Shall we begin? Would you like to discussion ecent legislation? What about behavior? Would you like to discuss behavioral psychology?


  172. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    stormn00007 Says:

    Most Demon_Rats have a hard time participating in anything as serious, as a discussion.
    _____________

    You haven’t made a single, meaningful, coherent comment or point once here.

    Not… ONE.

    But… you have been entertaining. Pure, uncut SILLY!


  173. kdgamergirl says:

    It is really nice having an intelligent conversation. I’m sure glad, I could help you with your entertainment. Most Demon_Rats have a hard time participating in anything as serious, as a discussion.
    They are usually like one cell creatures able to breathe but not much good for anything else but taking up space. The limited use of their brain shows why they are the zombie cool aid drinkers Barack Husein Obama wanted to carry him on to destroy America.
    Must have something to do with the younger generations lack of esteem on the part of those which act like immature adolescents. The comments from you show that you would be better off playing closet games with yourselves. Sweet Dream kiddies.

    Please point out to me one instance where you have contributed intelligently to this conversation.


  174. dbadass says:

    Come on dude! You heard her. She yearns for the truth…
    She asking for it.


  175. Zooey says:

    TRoS, is that the old Candlestick Park, or do they have a new stadium?


  176. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Zooey Says:

    Shayne, I don’t think stormtinkler thinks of “water games” as torture.
    _____________

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW…


  177. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Hey, they hung on and won! TRoS, I’m glad for you that BB is finally history. I couldn’t stand him even before all the steroid crap started to come out.

    Have a good night, all.


  178. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Zooey Says:

    TRoS, is that the old Candlestick Park, or do they have a new stadium?
    ____________

    Uh… the “new” one… that’s about 10 years old now.

    (It’s on the SF waterfront, below Mission, in China Basin…)


  179. Zooey says:

    kdgamergirl Says:

    Please point out to me one instance where you have contributed intelligently to this conversation.
    May 15th, 2009 at 1:27 am

    Please don’t confuse the stormdude with facts! :-D

    He’s supposed to be working up a nice dose of truth for us. I can’t wait!


  180. kdgamergirl says:

    I know Zooey I shouldn’t confuse the poor guy :)


  181. Zooey says:

    The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity Says:

    Uh… the “new” one… that’s about 10 years old now.

    (It’s on the SF waterfront, below Mission, in China Basin…)
    May 15th, 2009 at 1:29 am

    Don’t be flippin’ me shit! I haven’t lived there for 100 years!

    Just what they needed on the waterfront — a stadium. Yeesh…


  182. dbadass says:

    How come there are so few watermen on the waterfronts these days?


  183. Zooey says:

    Cuz tourists pay better. :(


  184. dbadass says:

  185. Zooey says:

    Is it just you and me, db?


  186. dbadass says:

    does that cougar count?


  187. Xisithrus says:

    Oh sure, just ignore me


  188. Zooey says:

    Well, if you wouldn’t wear that camo gear, Zep…


  189. Xisithrus says:

    Zooey Says: Well, if you wouldn’t wear that camo gear, Zep…

    My magic underwear is highly visible thank you very much


  190. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    I’m here I was just doing my paychecks and such. I love Quickbooks. If it goes away I quit.


  191. Zooey says:

    Are you a Mormon, now…?


  192. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Oh X, could you take a picture of that crazy Mormon underwear and leave it at the Zoo. Then we can Photoshop Mitt into it. Good times.


  193. Xisithrus says:

    Zooey Says: Are you a Mormon, now…?

    Actually my magic undies has pictures of Xenu


  194. Zooey says:

    db,

    If you can see the cougar, it’s already too late. RIP


  195. Zooey says:

    L Ron thanks you, Zep. :D


  196. Xisithrus says:

    And at the back of them it says “Kiss Rush Here”


  197. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    You mean you’re not a Mormon? Who would have guessed? ;) Does that mean you don’t strap your dog to the top of your car for 8 hours when you travel?


  198. Zooey says:

    Shayne,

    I used QuickBooks in the law office. Loved it!


  199. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Stormy isn’t just dumb he’s a coward. When you’re a failure as a rightwing troll where else is there to go?


  200. Zooey says:

    Ah, you’re wearing Republican magic underwear…


  201. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    I know you can comment and do accounting at the same time. Thank goodness otherwise my books would be a mess. :)


  202. Xisithrus says:

    You mean you’re not a Mormon? Who would have guessed? ;) Does that mean you don’t strap your dog to the top of your car for 8 hours when you travel?

    Naw, I stop at Marriot hotels every four hours and watch porn while the dog recuperates


  203. Zooey says:

    Heh, Zep is funny tonite!


  204. christopher wiwi says:

    So, what Mr.Perry is saying ‘NO mor red state socialism for Texas……….then don`t bother calling Oabama after the first hurricane hits next month.See how that works for you.


  205. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Zooey Says:

    Don’t be flippin’ me shit! I haven’t lived there for 100 years!
    __________

    Why…

    *** big blinky eyes…***

    I would NEVER do that to you…


  206. Zooey says:

    Oh geez…you know I’m a sucker for big blinky eyes. *sigh*


  207. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:

    I’m here I was just doing my paychecks and such.
    ___________

    Ooooooooooo… paychecks!!!

    Where’s mine? Huh? Huh?

    Wherewherewhere????


  208. Zooey says:

    **trips TRoS**

    Paychecks…?


  209. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Oops, now everybody wants one. Whatever happened to volunteerism. Armies of Compassion and A Thousand Points of Light. Ah the Bush presidencies, those were the good old days.


  210. thomaspaine805 says:

    Im all for Crawford Texas going back to Mexico…


  211. Xisithrus says:

    I will show you my magic drawers tomorrow for a paycheck today


  212. DeweyGland says:

    America without Texas – like having a tumor removed.


  213. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    thomaspaine805 Says:

    Im all for Crawford Texas going back to Mexico…

    Yep, look at all the money we’d save on Secret Service protection.


  214. Zooey says:

    Shayne,

    It doesn’t count if they don’t really mean it. :-D


  215. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    DeweyGland Says:

    America without Texas – like having a tumor removed.

    Or a big, painful hemorrhoid.


  216. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Xisithrus Says:

    Naw, I stop at Marriot hotels every four hours and watch porn while the dog recuperates
    _____________

    Careful, man. You could be giving your money to Rupert Murdoch there… or mebbe Comcast. Together, they produce the vast majority of on-demand porn in the country.

    ***THUD…***

    Hey… who tripped me???

    And where’d my paycheck go???

    Huh??? And my wallet too? What kinda gyp joint is this?


  217. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Xisithrus Says:

    I will show you my magic drawers tomorrow for a paycheck today

    Hey, what kind of chump do you take me for? ;)


  218. Zooey says:

    Seriously, the wallet was full of dust bunnies when I found it.

    **fingers crossed**


  219. EugeneDebs says:

    Storm you ignorant piece of dogshite. Why do you keep humiliating yourself. Every post you make shows only what a moron you are. I mean I do love to laugh at people as stupid as you but you dont seriously think anyone is doing anything BUT laugh at you do you? A free clown show is all well and good but how do you live with yourself. How do you wake up everyday knowing how stupid and pathetic you are and go on? Shouldnt you just go kill yourself? I mean really you are far too stupid to do anything else that would benifit mankind. Just go suck on your tailpipe til you go to sleep moron. Your stupidity is dragging the collective IQ down and it just MIGHT happen that one day a female with a low IQ might get drunk enough to breed with you and you will be handing down your astonishing level of STUPID to another generation. Do the right thing before you pollute our genepool and just go kill yourself


  220. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    I better go to sleep. I have to drive my kid to Michigan tomorrow. 3 1/2 hours each way. And then I have to go pick her up on Sunday. I must be insane.


  221. Zooey says:

    Well, I’d like to see the magic drawers.

    Shayne, write the man a check…


  222. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:

    I must be insane.
    ___________

    NOT… gonna… say… it… NOT… gonna… say… it…


  223. Xisithrus says:

    Huh??? And my wallet too? What kinda gyp joint is this?

    Welcome to L Ron Cruise Lines…


  224. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    EugeneDebs, unfortunately Stormpoopers stupidity isn’t his worst trait. He’s a mega coward as well. The perfect RepubliCON.


  225. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Zooey Says:

    Seriously, the wallet was full of dust bunnies when I found it.

    **fingers crossed**
    ___________

    Hmmm…

    ***tap… tap… tap…***


  226. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Write the man a check? What’s in it for me? Pictures?


  227. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Watch it White Boy.


  228. Xisithrus says:

    Hey, what kind of chump do you take me for? ;)

    Here, hold these two tin cans with wires attached…


  229. Zooey says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:

    I must be insane.
    May 15th, 2009 at 2:14 am

    It helps…


  230. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Xisithrus Says:

    Welcome to L Ron Cruise Lines…
    ____________

    ***grumbling to self…***

    Well… still prolly better than TOM Cruise Lines…


  231. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    I saw a bunch of young ones protesting a Scientology center one Saturday. It was awesome. They were PISSED.


  232. Zooey says:

    TRoS, you don’t have money for a cruise anyway.

    **stuffs cash in back pocket and moves away quickly**


  233. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    I think X and Z are in cahoots!


  234. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Zooey Says:

    It helps…
    __________

    Uh… I believe that situation is beyond help…


  235. Xisithrus says:

    Well… still prolly better than TOM Cruise Lines…

    Heh


  236. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Oh, threes against ones huh? Lemme at ‘m, lemme at ‘m.


  237. Zooey says:

    The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity Says:

    Uh… I believe that situation is beyond help…
    May 15th, 2009 at 2:22 am

    I’m an optimist! :D


  238. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Zooey Says:

    **stuffs cash in back pocket and moves away quickly**
    ___________

    ***sniff… sniff…***

    All my money… gone!

    How could this happen?

    And just when I had FINALLY saved up enough for that liver transplant… for my pet goose. I know I should have NEVER left poor, poor Pate alone, even for a minnite, w/ those Frenchmen…


  239. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Doodlebugs are short, sniff. :(


  240. Zooey says:

    How big is a Doodlebug anyway?


  241. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:

    Oh, threes against ones huh?
    __________

    Huh? I didn’t do nuttin’…

    ***big blinky eyes…***

    Sheesh… while yer busy complainin’, SOMEBODY stole my wallet…

    ***TRoS gives Zooey a dirty look…***


  242. Zooey says:

    Who in their right mind names their pet goose Pate!?

    That’s just sick and wrong.

    **drops cash on the floor**

    Oh look…


  243. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    I’m not falling for those big sad eyes. I have a daughter who pulls that on me all the time. You’ll just have to go hungry.


  244. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Doodlebugs are short, wanna make something of it? :)


  245. Zooey says:

    I didn’t steal it! I found it…

    Yep…


  246. Zooey says:

    Watch it, Doodlebug. I’ve got big feet.

    **squish**


  247. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Zooey Says:

    Who in their right mind names their pet goose Pate!?

    That’s just sick and wrong.
    _____________

    Tell that to her friends, a couple of ducks named L’Orange and Peking…

    ***TRoS flips lights off and RETRIEVES his money… heh…***


  248. Zooey says:

    Now I’m all hungry…


  249. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:

    I’m not falling for those big sad eyes. I have a daughter who pulls that on me all the time. You’ll just have to go hungry.
    _____________

    ***sniff… sniff…***

    All right… be like that…

    But first… let me point out that I’m not yer daughter…

    I’m a nine hunnerd pound carnivore… ‘n I’m hungry… ‘n I gits CRANKY when I’m hungry…


  250. Zooey says:

    Pate, L’Orange & Peking are doomed…


  251. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Zooey Says:

    Pate, L’Orange & Peking are doomed…
    ___________

    But they’re my FRIENDS… and they didn’t steal my wallet…

    Heh…


  252. Zooey says:

    So as long as I keep stealing finding your wallet, you won’t eat me?


  253. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Dunno…

    Mebbe we need to find my ***money*** too…


  254. Zooey says:

    Hey I dropped it over there….er, I think I saw it in the corner.


  255. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Why… yes…

    I believe THAT…

    I simply LOST it… when somebody tripped me… by accident… and it flew out of my pocket… and somehow landed waaaaaaay over there… w/ no money in it.

    Wow… talk about weird coinkidinks..


  256. Zooey says:

    Heh. Oops, look at the time! I need to go shopping be on campus in 9 hours.

    I’m outta here! ;)


  257. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Indeed…

    Lookit the hour…

    Huh? Hey! Where’d my wristwatch go?


  258. Zooey says:

    Hee hee….shiny…


  259. The Republic of Hymenoptera Stupidity says:

    Sheesh…

    What kinda place is this?

    My paycheck…

    My wallet…

    My wristwatch…

    And someone ever stole my pet goose’s liver…


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  261. Rob says:

    I still love the logic of these Republicans… I didn’t say we were going to secede, I said “we might have to secede.”

    Anybody ever hear that interview of Hunter S. where he said “I didn’t say he was [on drugs], I said there was rumor in Milwaukee that he was which was true and I started the rumor in Milwaukee…”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ6x_NI-cTk

    @1:45

    Gets a great laugh, but ultimately is ridiculous.


  262. Rodeskawler says:

    I have to ask. Is Perry’s middle initial W?

    Surely these morons are related.


  263. Wiz says:

    Why doesn’t Perry know what every school child knows? “…one nation, under God, indivisible…”. If Perry ever said the Pledge, he lied. Repubs loyality is seems to be limited to their own craven lust for power, and now that they have lost power they whine and cry. It is very unattractive morally and politically and that is why the Repubs are down to 20%. George, Dick and Rick’s legacy will be a destroyed Repub party, and for that we owe a thankyou.


  264. Game of Life says:

    Rob that vid was strange cool in a way. Why is he important and why is the movie titled Gonzo? Gonzo as in the lying smirking jester of the previous DoJ?
    __________________________________________________________
    It’s just like teabagging repugs. They say they’re going to secede then they change their mind (sic) when the populist think the idea is great, a great big stupid idea.

    After we wax them on their ignorance, they stumble over themselves backtracking their lies.

    Finally teabaggers go about sloshing around, like little kids, in their overflowing cauldron of their stupid again.


  265. KayInMaine says:

    Rich people never think we’re in a recession or a depression. Their lives go forward without interruption. Spit.


  266. angels81 says:

    Wasn’t around last night, but when I read the posts this morning it was great fun. Just when I thought wingnut trolls couldn’t get any dumber, along comes the little stormtrooper to prove me wrong. I bet he’s really cute in his little black uniform, jackboots and tin foil hat. I wonder if mom lets him outside with his uniform on.


  267. Perry logan says:

    Texas has brought America nothing but pain.


  268. soxnation14 says:

    How can they comment on the Constitution? Send it Back Sanford and Dick Terry both wanted to send back the stimulus. They must have skipped over promote the general Welfare. RNC maybe at Van Nuys this year with Dick Terry, Bohner, Steele and Larry “longleg” Craig as the Eagle. RIP GOP


  269. Dirty Hippie says:

    Texas Bullshit: the worst kind.


  270. Nitch says:

    Texas had a gross state product (GSP) of $1.09 trillion, the second highest in the U.S.[126][127] Its GSP is comparable to the GDP of India or Canada which are ranked 12th and 11th worldwide. Texas’s economy is the third largest in the world of country subdivisions behind California and Tokyo Prefecture. It’s Per Capita personal income in 2007 was $37,083, ranking 22nd in the nation. Texas’s large population, abundance of natural resources, and diverse population and geography have led to a large and diverse economy. Since oil was discovered, the state’s economy has reflected the state of the petroleum industry. In recent times, urban centers of the state have increased in size, containing two-thirds of the population in 2005. The state’s economic growth has led to excessive urban sprawl and its associated symptoms.[128]

    Texas has a “low taxes, low services” reputation.[114] According to the Tax Foundation, Texans’ state and local tax burdens rank among the lowest in the nation, 7th lowest nationally; state and local taxes cost $3,580 per capita, or 8.7% of resident incomes.[129] Texas is one of six states that lack a state income tax.[129][130] Instead, the state collects revenue from a state sales tax, which is charged at the rate of 6.25%.[129] Texas is a “tax donor state”; in 2005, for every dollar Texans paid to the federal government in federal income taxes, the state received approximately $0.94 in benefits.[129]

    In 2004, Site Selection Magazine ranked Texas as the most business friendly state in the nation. This ranking stems in part from the state’s three-billion-dollar Texas Enterprise Fund.[131] The state holds the most Fortune 500 company headquarters in the United States.


  271. Chrisdutch says:

    Ah, Texas, where the men are men and the sheep are scared and where the state motto is “I’m going in, cover me.” Texas was the only state to join the union as a sovereign nation and the feds promptly took over their debt. If anybody can dig up the receipt let’s see if we can get the money back. As a patriotic American I say – don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!!!


  272. watchout5 says:

    I don’t see what the big deal is, he should have and keep that power to succeed. It’s to put the federal government in check, if he doesn’t like deficit spending, and I would hope you don’t blame him for that, he should reserve his right to hit the road.


  273. curious says:

    Just look and listen to these men. With the country in the shape it’s in because of their party, and the financial situation in their own states, all they can do is talk secession. Typical republican attitude. They break it, they have no ideas but to leave the carcass. They are trying to substitute blowing smoke and misdirection for leadership.

    All this crap to avoid grasping their individual states problems to talk trash. They don’t know what to do so they do what republicans have always done. Nothing. They have spent the last four months saying NO to everything. While not bringing a single idea to the table of reason. Not one.

    Me, I don’t care if they leave the union. Who needs the drain on resources the rest of the states need? Let’s see what they will not get. No military to protect them. No money for education, health services, no emergency aid, no emergency food. Nothing these idiot governors have done shows them to be able to take care of their own states.

    They are using trash talk as a substitute for any action. So if their constituents want them as leader, have at it. I am so fed up with these right wing nuts. And the wonder of it all, that their people don’t recall and throw them out of office. Try reading some of the foreign newspapers and see what other country’s think of these idiot governors. They are a joke in other parts of the world and most of our country too.

    The horse they think they found to ride, is not going to change what they face for doing nothing. I hope they can leave. Good riddance to rubbish.


  274. Dunga says:

    To Texas: Don’t let it hitcha where the Good Lahrd splitcha.

    We’ll let you out this time if you promise to take everything south of the Mason Dixon line with you.

    Goodbye to all you illiterate, bigoted, unshaved, ignorant, barefoot, toothless, NASCAR-mesmorized, moonshine-making, Jack-guzzling, overall-wearing, buttcrack-flaunting, banjo-playing, sister-marrying rednecks. Sheesh. Enough already.


  275. RepugSlayer says:

    I can’t wait until this idiot is gone.

    Most Texans want don’t want to secede. According to a Rasmussen poll, 75 percent of the people living here are against it.

    Interesting King Perry would seem to want to do it anyways. To hell with what the people want.

    All of the major metro ares here went for Obama this past election. If we could turn the suburbs around, Perry and his goons would be in for a rude surprise.

    Maybe we could give the secede people deep Eastern Texas (the most backward and retarded part of the state), then put a wall up around it.

    Then, maybe then, most of us normal folks living here wouldn’t come across as bunch of retards to the rest of the country.



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