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On comedy tour, Beck is seeking audience of people who ‘get it’ and will ’slap America across the face.’

Fox News personality Glenn Beck will kick off his Common Sense comedy tour “with a sold-out show at the Ellie Caulkins Opera House” in Denver, CO today, “followed by five shows in five nights around the country.” Asked why he was starting in Denver, Beck said, “The people in the mountain west get it, generally,” he said. “They’re going to be the ones that step to the plate and slap America across the face and say, ‘Sit down and shut up.” Beck recently said that “[t]he live shows give him the chance to see firsthand what sort of themes are resonating among his regular followers.” One of the jokes that apparently resonated so well that it ended up in his tour promotional materials began, “You know that foam when somebody vomits? I took that foam and made it into a diamond.” No telling where it went from there, as the clip cuts off before the punch line. Watch Beck’s promotional video:



93 Responses to “On comedy tour, Beck is seeking audience of people who ‘get it’ and will ’slap America across the face.’”

  1. katy says:

    that probably WAS the punchline…

    sick.


  2. raynman says:

    Is that how he tries to cover his lies now, by calling it comedy?


  3. shoeless says:

    Right-wingers are only funny when it is unintentional.


  4. noseeum says:

    “The people in the mountain west get it, generally,” he said. “They’re going to be the ones that step to the plate and slap America across the face and say, ‘Sit down and shut up.”

    As a resident of the mountain west, I’d like to sit Beck down on a barrel cactus and shut his mouth up with a large cowpie.


  5. Uncle Ho says:

    If Americans finally do ‘get it’, they will b*tch-slap Beck across the face.


  6. tombaker says:

    I get it.

    I can slap.

    Come here, Glenn.


  7. blood1 says:

    Understand the name of the “tour” was misspelled:

    Common Cents: a tour in which this commentator is going to take money from the common people, one penny at a time.


  8. ralph the wonder locust says:

    This is why the right wing doesn’t produce any decent comedians. They don’t understand funny. They think mocking the powerless is high comedy. Heck, they think just mocking is high comedy.

    Case in point.


  9. dasm says:

    Beck certainly did take the vomit foam– it’s on his show every time he speaks.


  10. ralph the wonder locust says:

    Seriously, if you haven’t checked out the link TP provided, you need to.

    I was trying to figure out what actual comedians Beck would be introducing (he must be acting just as MC, right?) and it appears that Beck is the comedian.

    Question: don’t comedians usually tell… y’know… jokes?

    I don’t think that being a joke on stage qualifies as “comedy”.


  11. noseeum says:

    Beck: “You know that foam when somebody vomits? I took that foam and made it into a diamond.”

    Sounds like Beck is getting his material from his years as a drug-addled alcoholic...

    Must have been some party, eh Glen?


  12. pastcaring says:

    “They’re going to be the ones that step to the plate and slap America across the face and say, ‘Sit down and shut up.”

    Strange how reight-wing humor seems always based in violence of one form or another…


  13. shoeless says:

    On comedy tour, Beck is seeking audience of people who ‘get it’

    Wouldn’t be easier for Beck to just do his routine with a laugh track?


  14. Purple State says:

    I saw this get promoted before I sat down to watch Star Trek. Apparently, they’re trying to get his comedy show shown on movie screens. 450 movie screens on Thursday.

    I heard no applause or laughs from the audience. I heard a few hisses, but no laughs. Of course, that happens when the promo is full of Glenn Beck crying in order to “get it out of his system” before the show.

    I might go just to see how horrible it could be, but I’m not sure if I want to waste my $10 on a Thursday night.


  15. ugotmeinsd_619 says:

    FAIL!! He’s going to spew a bunch of lies and say “well I’m just a comedian.”


  16. shoeless says:

    Purple State Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    I might go just to see how horrible it could be, but I’m not sure if I want to waste my $10 on a Thursday night.

    Remember, you will never get your $10 or your Thursday night back.


  17. Badmoodman says:

    “You know that foam when somebody vomits? I took that foam and made it into a diamond.”

    – - Don’t quit your day job Glenn, such as it is.


  18. Purple State says:

    shoeless Says:

    Remember, you will never get your $10 or your Thursday night back.

    True, but sometimes you need to sacrifice for the greater good.

    What do you say, ThinkProgress bloggers and fans? I’m game. I will go out to see the Glenn Beck movie experience and let people know on Friday about how good or bad it will be.


  19. normalasf says:

    This was heavily advertised at the movies this weekend. It made me more nauseous than some of the things that came out of the old gypsy lady’s mouth in Drag Me to Hell.


  20. Perry logan says:

    The man seems distinctly hypomanic.


  21. texasrick says:

    I don’t think he will have ANY problem getting people to give a “slap across the face”…I wonder if he would consider “that” torture?


  22. shoeless says:

    Purple State Says:
    ——————————————————————————–
    What do you say, ThinkProgress bloggers and fans? I’m game. I will go out to see the Glenn Beck movie experience and let people know on Friday about how good or bad it will be.

    No, don’t do it to yourself! You could be scarred for life! You may never be able to laugh again!


  23. J. Fred Smug says:

    Perhaps he could take a few minutes out of his routine and urge his FANATICAL right-wing fan base to refrain from murdering doctors who are simply trying to worship in their CHURCHES.

    But that’s probably asking too much of Glenn.


  24. RantingTommy says:

    glenn, people are laughing AT you, not WITH you


  25. Buckie Boy says:

    Glenn is a treasonous POS.

    Glenn the ReichWingers did slap America, but they used a gun and it is called murder…

    …Reichwingers approve of terrorists, when it’s them doing the terror.

    Fcuk the Republic Fascist Party


  26. fletc3her says:

    I admit to being confused about Glenn Beck. I get that he’s a stand-up comedian and shock jock. What I don’t get is why he was every employed by what was ostensibly a news channel. It makes more sense now that he’s at Fox News since the whole channel plays like a surreal performance piece.


  27. 5th Estate says:

    I don;t have the link now but I think there was a diarist on Daily Kos who demonstrated what Beck is really all about–HIMSELF.

    Oh I just noticed this (after starting to write) : “You know that foam when somebody vomits? I took that foam and made it into a diamond.”

    That’s it right there, but it isn’t a joke to be shared, it’s a joke on his fans (and everyone else).

    It’s pretty much all laid out in his biography. Beck was a crap comedian who found gold in extremism.

    His hero was Rush Limbaugh, not for his political views but for the fact that high-school ‘educated’ podunk radio DJ Limbaugh was able to leverage personality (ie, blather and invective)into a persistent multimillion-dollar cash-cow.

    What Beck has done is taken his crap ‘comedic’ schtick and turned it into commentary, by simply performing without a live audience.

    This ‘comedy’ tour is just another aspect of the ‘media empire’ he’s been building. He didn’t make much as a ‘comedian’, but know he can make much more even though the material he isn’t any ‘funnier’


  28. Laszlo Panaflex says:

    “The people in the mountain west get it, generally”

    Colorado currently has Democrats as Governor, both Senators, five of seven members of Congress, 40 of 65 state reps, and 20 of 35 state senators.

    He’s right, Coloradans do “get it.”


  29. ralph the wonder locust says:

    fletc3her Says:
    I admit to being confused about Glenn Beck. I get that he’s a stand-up comedian

    Really? I don’t get that at all.

    Aren’t comedians supposed to be funny? Or at least witty?


  30. Purple State says:

    shoeless Says:

    No, don’t do it to yourself! You could be scarred for life! You may never be able to laugh again!

    I’m a masochist then.


  31. LizCoro says:

    SLAP AMERICA ACROSS THE FACE [hmmmmm] . .

    I guess Beck is now part of the HATE AMERICA CROWD Falafel Man and Hannity are always complaining about . .

    Why does Glenn Beck HATE AMERICA?


  32. tokin librul says:

    Born and bred in the “mountain west,” I would happily administer Mr. Beck the slaps he so much seems to desire.

    I’d mebbe use my Louisville Slugger, but it’s just a minor point.


  33. PatrioticLiberalChristianMantisReligiosa says:

    Beck said, “The people in the mountain west get it, generally,” he said. “They’re going to be the ones that step to the plate and slap America across the face”

    What makes up “America” in Beck’s warped mind? I didn’t think “liberals or progressives” were included since they are generally considered by Beck et al to be unpatriotic unAmericans. So, logically (OK, I know that this is the weak point), Beck is looking for people to slap conservative Americans, the “true” Americans across the face. Didn’t that happen in November?


  34. Laszlo Panaflex says:

    Oh, and Denver has had Democratic mayors for ages, and has been represented in Congress since the 70s by Diane DeGette and Pat Schroeder, reliable liberals. They must be shipping the audience in from Wyoming.


  35. tokin librul says:

    Limbah, the butt, used to try to excuse his most egregious excrescences by claiming to be merely an “entertainer.”

    It’s a short step from that to clown, like Blech…


  36. misscoleopteramolly says:

    Isn’t this the guy who chokes “I love my country!” through a face full of tears?

    And now he’s calling for “slap(ping) America across the face”?

    Does he often advocate violence against those he loves?

    This appears to be the mark of a very sick, dysfunctional man.


  37. ralph the wonder locust says:

    watchdog Says:
    Uncle Ho Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    If Americans finally do ‘get it’, they will b*tch-slap Beck across the face.

    Get what? That Capitalism does not work? That people who have different ideological views than yours are ignorant? Please explain.

    Um… why don’t you ask Beck? He’s the one who started talking about “Americans who get it”.

    But what’s really funny is watchpup pretending to seek clarification from someone. Almost as if he were interested in an honest exchange of views.


  38. PatrioticLiberalChristianMantisReligiosa says:

    watchdog, it must be ruff going through life so doggone ignorant that it drives you barking mad and leaves you muttering, drooling and panting for relief from your mangy existence while knowing that at the end of your tail there is just more sniping from your own muzzle.


  39. toc001 says:

    The Mountain West does get it and they added Democratic lawmakers at all levels in the past two elections and they delivered for Obama.

    Yes Glenn, they do get it.


  40. RantingTommy says:

    toiletintexas sounds like an ignorant redneck

    of course, if he believes anything Beck says, he probably IS an ignorant redneck


  41. RantingTommy says:

    so watchpuppy, why ARE you so ignorant?

    (hint: don’t try to blame it on your vacuum)


  42. RantingTommy says:

    toiletintexas is one gullible little conspiracy theorist

    GE, owners of MSNBC and Morning Joe are supposed to have helped elect Obama?

    hilarious


  43. toc001 says:

    Johnintexas obviously wants to ignore Jack Abramoff,and his ilk, the true leaders of American Fascism.

    They’re the ones that sold you up the river you junior brown shirt


  44. Purple State says:

    Sorry, Johnintexas. It is my right as an American to watch it, and I will. You’re in luck, since I’m not in Texas, so you won’t be able to stop me.

    I won’t heckle, but I will see if anyone does. I’ll keep a count of how many times the audience laughs with the audience on screen. I’ll keep track of the audience’s demeanor and maybe even ask a few what they thought of the show.

    Try to stop me.


  45. RantingTommy says:

    toiletintexas must have a twisted idea of what a liberal is

    of course, he’s an ignorant rube, so he has incorrect ideas handed to him by his radio every day


  46. noseeum says:

    Johnintexas Says:
    “None of you who have commented so far are invited to watch Mr Beck on tour.”

    Well, that’s a slap in the face, I’ll tell ya.

    No problem, John, I don’t feel like driving 4 hours out into the Texas countryside to some cockroach infested dive and mingle with your fellow meth-heads who had to check their guns and their teeth at the door.


  47. RantingTommy says:

    watchdog Says:

    RantingTommy Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    so watchpuppy, why ARE you so ignorant?

    (hint: don’t try to blame it on your vacuum)

    Because I don’t agree with the Progressive philosophy, according to this site

    I didn’t ask how it was apparent that you are ignorant

    I asked why you are so ignorant

    I don’t see how the progressive philosophy can be the cause of your ignorance


  48. RantingTommy says:

    ahh, toiletintexas is a redneck racist bigot

    that explains it

    hide behind that fear, hillbilly


  49. RantingTommy says:

    chiroptera toasterhead Says:

    Badmoodman Says:

    “You know that foam when somebody vomits? I took that foam and made it into a diamond.”

    - – Don’t quit your day job Glenn, such as it is.

    June 1st, 2009 at 11:55 am
    _____________

    But don’t we want him to quit his day job, to get his ignorant hate speech off the airwaves? Perhaps we should be encouraging this change of career.

    Ha ha ha, Glenn – very droll. You’ve got some real talent there! Perhaps you should do stand-up full time – have you considered it? You, sir, are a laugh-RIOT!

    we need to let him know that the most effective place for his comedy is Antarctica


  50. chiroptera toasterhead says:

    Badmoodman Says:

    “You know that foam when somebody vomits? I took that foam and made it into a diamond.”

    - – Don’t quit your day job Glenn, such as it is.

    June 1st, 2009 at 11:55 am
    _____________

    But don’t we want him to quit his day job, to get his ignorant hate speech off the airwaves? Perhaps we should be encouraging this change of career.

    Ha ha ha, Glenn – very droll. You’ve got some real talent there! Perhaps you should do stand-up full time – have you considered it? You, sir, are a laugh-RIOT!


  51. PatrioticLiberalChristianMantisReligiosa says:

    Does johnintexas write Beck’s comedy material?


  52. chiroptera toasterhead says:

    Johnintexas Says:

    Uh-huh . . . sure they are . . . like the exchange of MSNBC pumping Obongo politically so that in return GE will receive lucrative government contracts . . . a scandal that makes Watergate look insignificant.

    June 1st, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    ____________

    And I’m sure you have some proof of this “conspiracy” and can point to specific quid pro quo instances in which career executive branch contracting agents were pressured to award contracts to GE in response to specific instances of MSNBC news coverage.


  53. RantingTommy says:

    chiroptera toasterhead Says:

    Johnintexas Says:

    Uh-huh . . . sure they are . . . like the exchange of MSNBC pumping Obongo politically so that in return GE will receive lucrative government contracts . . . a scandal that makes Watergate look insignificant.

    June 1st, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    ____________

    And I’m sure you have some proof of this “conspiracy” and can point to specific quid pro quo instances in which career executive branch contracting agents were pressured to award contracts to GE in response to specific instances of MSNBC news coverage.

    nevermind that GE made more from their military supply businesses when the fear-addled war mongers were in charge

    toiletintexas is just a john


  54. chiroptera toasterhead says:

    Johnintexas Says:

    only took about 30 seconds to find an “open- minded” “inclusive” “we are the world” liberal spouting bile . . . LOL

    June 1st, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    ______________

    Who says liberals have to be inclusive?

    We don’t want your ignorant ass, Johnintexas. Never did, never will.


  55. RantingTommy says:

    watchdog Says:

    RantingTommy Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    watchdog Says:

    RantingTommy Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    so watchpuppy, why ARE you so ignorant?

    (hint: don’t try to blame it on your vacuum)

    Because I don’t agree with the Progressive philosophy, according to this site

    I didn’t ask how it was apparent that you are ignorant

    I asked why you are so ignorant

    I don’t see how the progressive philosophy can be the cause of your ignorance

    I wish I were as ignorant as you believe me to be, so I could somehow relate to your warped emotional train wreck of a world view.

    Funny, I wish the opposite. I wish you were not so ignorant. You’d have a much more factual viewpoint.

    You succumb to fear and hate, being the emotional ignorant that you are.


  56. Rascalcat says:

    Two interesting facts from Rascalcat, alias “the Colorado Kid”.

    1. The theater where Beck is “performing” has a maximum capacity of 1029 whole people.

    2. There are 1030 people left in the Colorado GOP.

    Nuff said.


  57. RantingTommy says:

    Rascalcat Says:

    Two interesting facts from Rascalcat, alias “the Colorado Kid”.

    1. The theater where Beck is “performing” has a maximum capacity of 1029 whole people.

    2. There are 1030 people left in the Colorado GOP.

    Nuff said.

    That 1 leftover will be outside with a ‘god hates fags’ sign


  58. eldar1 says:

    Anyone notice how the promo did not feature 1 joke? I’m sure it has something to do with glen beck being completely devoid of comedic talent (besides ironic humor that is).


  59. PatrioticLiberalChristianMantisReligiosa says:

    Rascalcat Says:
    1. The theater where Beck is “performing” has a maximum capacity of 1029 whole people.

    At least 2058 of Beck’s half-witted fans can fit then. That’s a pretty good size crowd!


  60. noseeum says:

    RantingTommy Says:
    “That 1 leftover will be outside with a ‘god hates fags’ sign.”

    And holding watchdogs leash in the other hand.


  61. sscncturn64 says:

    Beck,Hannity,Limpdick,and Billdo should go on a comedy tour across the country.All of the 20%ers would get to see their bullsht live. They could donate the proceeds to the family`s of our war heroes who died in Bushes war.


  62. joe cantwell says:

    ,,,

    mr. doggie,

    you are not funny but

    you are boring.

    :)


  63. RantingTommy says:

    watchpuppy loves to take his own faults and project them on to others

    it helps him feel better about his ignorance, cowardice, and hate

    poor little scared right wing redneck


  64. joe cantwell says:

    watchdog Says:
    RantingTommy Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    watchpuppy loves to take his own faults and project them on to others

    it helps him feel better about his ignorance, cowardice, and hate

    poor little scared right wing redneck

    Thanks for proving my point.

    June 1st, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    ***

    what point was that?

    ???


  65. RantingTommy says:

    watchdog Says:

    RantingTommy Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    watchpuppy loves to take his own faults and project them on to others

    it helps him feel better about his ignorance, cowardice, and hate

    poor little scared right wing redneck

    Thanks for proving my point.

    Thanks for proving mine


  66. RantingTommy says:

    he didn’t have a point, joe, he’s just here to troll, as usual

    he couldn’t possibly believe the BS he posts, or he’d be too dumb to feed himself


  67. EugeneDebs says:

    Johnintexas

    JOHNNY. BecK IS a clown, just like YOU are a moron. The posters are right. You wingnuts are only funny unintenionally. Thanks for the free clown show. I just love to laugh at people as stupid as you. Beck is an idiot and a piece of garbage. That anyone would PAY to see him is astonishing to me then I read posts like yours and am reminded that there are some TRULY stupid people out there. Keep dragging down Americas collective IQ and revelling in your ignorance us liberals can always use a laugh


  68. EugeneDebs says:

    Johnintexas

    I can always tell someone stupid and mindless enough to be a dittobot. They think those contemtuous names are clever. That is because you are so stupid you dont GET clever. It requires higher brain function and you will grow wings and fly to the moon before you develop the capacity for cognitive function. Rachel Maddow is a Rhodes Scholar. Beck is a moron. Only someone as stupid as YOU wouldnt get the difference


  69. shoeless says:

    Remember when Fox tried to come up with a right-wing version of The Daily Show, only they couldn’t think of anything funny to say?


  70. ralph the wonder locust says:

    shoeless Says:
    Remember when Fox tried to come up with a right-wing version of The Daily Show, only they couldn’t think of anything funny to say?

    Oh, they could think of plenty of funny things to say… they just weren’t funny to regular people.


  71. hormiga brava chavez says:

    Thank you EugeneDebs!

    Glenn Beck needs to practice what he preaches and sit down and STFU! Beck should just slap himself. Dumb, rascist trolls like jockitchjohnintexas are the reason why the GOP is one big dying elephant. HAHAHA You just can’t stop hating on OUR President Barack H. Obama (HAHA)


  72. Purple State says:

    Okay, let’s get “Project: Beck Diamond” underway.

    I will be taking this as seriously as I can. I will go into the nearest movie theater on Thursday to scope out the crowd to judge their attendance and reaction to the show. Granted, I’m only one person in a rather liberal state, so I’ll try to keep things as objective as possible, but anyone daring to do the same for a red-state showing?

    I’m not advocating stirring up trouble–just to get a sense of what’s going on. Anything else I should take note of?


  73. brightvoices says:

    Why do we choose to take this Glen Beck serious. We are talking about a guy with no academic record to back his dumb views. What kind of society put up people like Beck and Coulter on TV to discuss legislature, programs and events that affect our lives. How can these folks with all the loko views and statements they make get on our mainstream tv. M. Savage said derogatory things about muslims, but yet CNN will interview him. The contant quest for higher ratings has destoyed newsworks, Bill O’Reily is around today because of just that. I would never never listen to Glen Beck, but thats just me.

    Checkout this interesting web site i ran into – http://simplevoicesofreason.blogspot.com/


  74. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Purple State: “I just want to say ‘good luck’, we’re all counting on you back here.” (Airplane) ;)


  75. Purple State says:

    Jane E. Schneider Says:

    Purple State: “I just want to say ‘good luck’, we’re all counting on you back here.” (Airplane) ;)

    Jack Kirkpatrick: “They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let ‘em crash.”


  76. Ape-Man says:

    Glenn Beck is just the latest jihadist to get a major platform in americas living rooms.


  77. Snowman says:

    …slap America across the face and say, ‘Sit down and shut up.”

    That’s the way to move us forward. Violent coercion to silence.

    Oh, wait, this is a comedy tour…he’s joking.

    And I’m laughing. At the evil, weep-for-my-supper-on-Fox a$$hole.


  78. diffrntdrummr says:

    You guys can’t be serious…Bleck was a comedian?? Well… THAT’S a slap in the face to all comedians!! Funny would be the last word I would use to describe that waste of space.


  79. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Purple State Says:

    Jane E. Schneider Says:

    Purple State: “I just want to say ‘good luck’, we’re all counting on you back here.” (Airplane) ;)

    Jack Kirkpatrick: “They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let ‘em crash.”

    June 1st, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Aahh (wiping laugh-tears away), that never gets old, cracks me up every time. That movie has some of the funniest lines ever.

    Wayne and I use the “I say, let ‘em crash” line a lot with all these bailouts! :(


  80. Xisithrus says:

    Beck: “They surround us”
    [Cue canned laugh track]
    Beck: “We surround them”
    [Cue canned laugh track]
    Beck: “Pull back the curtain”
    [Cue canned laugh track]

    Rinse and repeat and repeat


  81. VanDammer says:

    Beck said, “The people in the mountain west get it, generally,” he said. “They’re going to be the ones that step to the plate and slap America across the face and say, ‘Sit down and shut up.”

    Colorado gets it. We hosted the DNCC, we have 2 Dem Senators, and Obama took the state. What we don’t get is Beck. I & a whole lotta of folks out here would like to slap Beck across the face & tell him to shut up!


  82. wiley says:

    Yeah, I agree with whoever said that he’s mocking his fans. He just said that after he vomits everything in his stomach that could be considered “food”, and he starts to cough up bile, he’s richly rewarded. Is that a compliment to the ticket holders? I think not.


  83. Xisithrus says:

    Beck talks about ‘it’, and ‘them’ but never describes ‘anything’.

    Ooooooo a man of mystery, serious, yet funny, a genius in a clown suit yet an authoritarian cry baby pothead who cures his mental illness with Dr Jack Daniels.


  84. wiley says:

    SCHOOL’S OUT!


  85. joe cantwell says:

    Johnintexas Says:
    55 . . . no fear here . . . just the facts, ma’am, just the facts.

    You and your ilk helped elect the most corrupt, incompetent and anti-American president in our history. Thank God voting is anonymous, huh? Just another drive-by crime from the drive-by liberal culture.

    June 1st, 2009 at 4:43 pm Recommend (0) | Report Abuse
    Johnintexas Says:
    49 Purple State . . . you can laugh and heckle all you want. Unlike liberal audiences, a conservative audience will just ignore you, or laugh at you depending on how ridiculous you really get.

    And who knows, right? You might actually ENGAGE in polite conversation with someone very conservative and discover their point of view actually makes sense . . . unlike the claptrap you hear on MSNBC and your local college.

    June 1st, 2009 at 4:47 pm Recommend (0) | Report Abuse
    Johnintexas Says:
    62 . . . I’m merely repeating what I hear your fellow toasterheads (or lunkheads) repeat: How we Conservatives are mean and racist and evil . . . like, you know, Dick Cheney.

    Of course, President Obongo is a white-hating Negro racist, and his new sock-puppet SC Justice nominee an equally racist Puerto Rican sow.

    But that’s OK . . . because you know . . . it’s cool to hate white people . . . especially if you are a white person. LOL

    ***

    are these the jokes?

    :)


  86. Sheepdog says:

    JohninTexas: hang tough. It is not a waste of time to tune into these Haters of anything Conservative on THINK CONSTIPATED HERE. Always get to know your opposition and learn about them. Amazing amount of hair trigger nuclear reactors posting here everyday. I would never give any of them a gun as these are some of the most unstable SHEEP I’ve ever seen. Happy Trails, enjoy stiring the pot!!! SHEEPDOG OVER AND OUT!!!!


  87. joe cantwell says:

    Sheepdog Says:
    JohninTexas: hang tough. It is not a waste of time to tune into these Haters of anything Conservative on THINK CONSTIPATED HERE. Always get to know your opposition and learn about them. Amazing amount of hair trigger nuclear reactors posting here everyday. I would never give any of them a gun as these are some of the most unstable SHEEP I’ve ever seen. Happy Trails, enjoy stiring the pot!!! SHEEPDOG OVER AND OUT!!!!

    ***

    he’s not in texas.

    :)



  88. republicanSScareme says:

    Silly me, I thought Glenn Beck was on a tour of mental hospitals.


  89. EugeneDebs says:

    Johnintexas Says:

    55 . . . no fear here . . . just the facts, ma’am, just the facts.
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    No that would be YOU the most anti American corrupt and incompetent president in our history is without a doubt George W Bush. The only real question here is why are you SO proud to be SO stupid? Oh by the way extra hypocrisy points for insulting liberals in virtually every post you make then snivelling like the cowardly PUNK you are the we arent being polite to you. You are monumentally stupid. Your stupid is pure and strong. You are so stupid I am shocked you can feed yourself


  90. EugeneDebs says:

    Sheepledog is STILL an ignorant piece of filth, a stupid worthless pile of dogshite. What a punkass troll you are sheepledog. You are a brainwashed moron on your BEST day.


  91. Purple State says:

    Johnintexas Says:

    49 Purple State . . . you can laugh and heckle all you want. Unlike liberal audiences, a conservative audience will just ignore you, or laugh at you depending on how ridiculous you really get.

    And who knows, right? You might actually ENGAGE in polite conversation with someone very conservative and discover their point of view actually makes sense . . . unlike the claptrap you hear on MSNBC and your local college.

    1. I don’t think you got the gist of my experiment. I’m not there to do any laughing, heckling or taunting. This is a social experiment to see just how effective Beck is at getting to his audience. I plan to see how many people show to the screening, how effective Beck’s jokes are, and how responsive the crowd is.

    This is a $10 payment to see if other people laugh at or with Beck.

    2. Make no mistake, John, this is not a political round table. This is a COMEDY SHOW. I don’t expect any political discussion, unless it occurs outside of the movie theater. I might see it there, but I expect this to be a comedy show. Will it be on the level of Eddie Murphy’s Raw? We’ll see.


  92. doktorgizemli says:

    Hey Kevin. I just saw the YouTube video about web 3.0 and I have had this idea about our future economy.
    It’s a bit in tune with the Zeitgeist film. See, if all of our knowledge was shared, we couldn’t make money of it. Siki?
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    I’m a musician and I kinda have the feeling that in the future people will pay for live performances, because we have computer software that is very close to sounding like a musical instrument, with a modelled human touch. So, if a person that has never played the guitar, can click a button and sound like Jimi Hendrix, than what is the coolness about all this digital music really? Infact, I think that the more advanced this gets, the less interesting it becomes. We are still in awe over a youngster that can make the violin cry and we will definately be in even more awe when a person can actually do with their fingers that what we can do in an iPhone application.



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