Think Progress

Perino laughs at idea of Fox News getting unprecedented access to the Bush administration.

Dana Perino in a purple suitAppearing on the Washington Times’ America’s Morning News radio show today, former Bush press secretary Dana Perino jumped on the conservative bandwagon and criticized ABC News’ upcoming special “Questions for the President: Prescription for America.” Asked by right-wing host Melanie Morgan what the reaction would be if Fox News had similar access at the Bush White House, Perino laughed and said that “there are a lot of double standards“:

MORGAN: I just keep wondering, you know, what would be the reaction of these same people in the mainstream media if President Bush had allowed, say, Fox News to turn over their entire broadcast from the Blue Room at the White House.

PERINO: Well, you know…

MORGAN: Hahaha, I think we both know the answer that question.

PERINO: Yeah, look, I think there are a lot of double standards. Both, maybe you know, from the right and the left. And so I try not to use it as an excuse or a grudge.

Listen here:

As ThinkProgress noted earlier today, the Bush administration regularly gave Fox News “unprecedented access” to the White House, allowing the network to produce hagiographic documentaries for both President Bush and Vice President Cheney. Who was press secretary when those documentaries aired? Dana Perino.



248 Responses to “Perino laughs at idea of Fox News getting unprecedented access to the Bush administration.”

  1. American Patriot says:

    Spot on as usual, Dana. Grrrrr! :)


  2. ShadowBoxer says:

    Dana: I think….

    No, no you don’t honey…


  3. ShadowBoxer says:

    Oops…

    APee, I think you have a spot on your undees.


  4. Ape-Man says:

    After what this lady did to the country she should get no respect.


  5. American Patriot says:

    Ape-Man Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    After what this lady did to the country she should get no respect.

    Examples?


  6. Zooey says:

    Every time Perino laughs, a kitten dies.


  7. Hoodathunktick says:

    It seems The Republican Party is becoming Bimbo Central. Being delusional or crazed helps on the resume.


  8. Zooey says:

    Ignore & flag the trolls.


  9. Hoodathunktick says:

    After what this lady did to the country she should get no respect.

    Examples?

    Yes, I would say she is an example.


  10. Zooey says:

    Just lots of dead kittens, Pee.


  11. American Patriot says:

    No examples, zooey?


  12. Xisithrus says:

    Dana Perino: It’s a little awkward. And it was amazing to me, being in charge of taking the requests for invitations this year, how audacious some people are to call and ask to be invited to the president’s Christmas party.

    Remember this Dana Perino?


  13. Zooey says:

    Time travel!!! Woo!


  14. labman57 says:

    Dana Perino never met a lie that she did not embrace. She was the Bush Administration’s answer to “Baghdad Bob”. She appears to get off on smugly dishing out her disingenuous versions of reality.

    If Perino were required to speak for more than 30 seconds without lying, she would be speechless.


  15. ShadowBoxer says:

    And so I try not to use it as an excuse or a grudge.

    Isn’t a grudge held between people who have personally had an argument? She’s a mouthpiece. She’s debated no one.

    And she IS using it for an excuse.

    Also, why do we care what she is saying?

    And from the photo, it looks like she’s trying to make sure her fake heart is still beating.


  16. Zooey says:

    That one makes my head hurt, Zep. :D


  17. Xisithrus says:

    Now FOX, which Dana was talking with Doocy, above, is being audacious, by Perino logic, and is whining and crying about not being invited.


  18. American Patriot says:

    Remember this Dana Perino?

    Was there a point?


  19. har5125 says:

    Everyone making jokes about Dana Perino need to put an end to that and bow before the Queen of Spin!


  20. WellstonesGhost says:

    Doh…

    Be sure and check out Perino’d on teh Urban Dictionary…perfect!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Perino%27d


  21. ShadowBoxer says:

    APee,

    we’ve beem asking the same question of you.

    what is your fu(kin point?


  22. ranus69 says:

    HA, HA Fixed News is ban from the White House, did Fix News really think they had a chance of getting “unprecedented access” to the White House? Keep them ban permanently.


  23. Bobwurst says:

    here’s one monkeyboy, google perino lies and you can spend the rest of the night educating yourself, and not bothering your betters…

    http://crooksandliars.com/2008/04/23/helen-thomas-confronts-perino-on-torture-perino-denies-and-lies#comment-550949


  24. johnny dol1ar says:

    Jeffy Bovine,

    Just because you wish to look like Dana Perino it does not make you less a closet homosexual.

    Now, lets talk credentials, Bovine.
    When did you finish special elementary, Jeffy?


  25. American Patriot says:

    1 – 10 of about 61,800,000 for obama lies – 0.27 sec

    obamalies.net Enjoy, bots!


  26. WellstonesGhost says:

    Somebody HIRED Melanie Morgan again?

    I hope it was just so she could be publicly fired again….


  27. Oval12345678 aka James K. Sayre says:

    Dana, Dana, Dana, what exactly are you trying to do? Are you trying to offer Sarah Palin a little competition as a cute, but dumb Republican woman?

    O/T: I just heard Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R – GA) mouthing off on the Chris Matthews Show on MSNBC about how the Iranians deserve free elections and democracy, blah, blah, blah. Funny, Republicans didn’t seem to think that America deserved free elections and democracy back in 2000, 2002 and 2004, when they were busy hacking, rigging, Diebolding and stealing elections. Saxby is just another flaming GOP hypocrite…


  28. Bobwurst says:

    American Patriot Says:
    1 – 10 of about 61,800,000 for obama lies – 0.27 sec

    obamalies.net Enjoy, bots!

    whatever a-pee


  29. American Patriot says:

    below average spaniard Says:

    Thanks, patsy!


  30. johnny dol1ar says:

    Jeff M horse milk ranch California

    1 – 10 of about 13,000,000 for Jeff M horse milk ranch California. (0.29 sec)


  31. Hoodathunktick says:

    Look at it this way, if Dana couldn’t get air time on Faux, All Propsganda, All the Time, she would be reduced to having an affair with a married member of Congress to stay in the news.

    WalMart has enough cashiers.


  32. dasm says:

    Please, Perino, go away and take all your blatant lies with you. We don’t believe anything you say.


  33. ranus69 says:

    American Patriot Says:
    Spot on as usual, Dana. Grrrrr! :)
    ==========
    geez, the von Brunn virus is back shouldn’t you be collecting kiddie porn or something?



  34. Bilbo Hussein Baggins says:

    The Republics are still under the impression that if they tell a lie enough times it will somehow magically become truth.

    Anyone with an IQ out of room temperature range knows that Fixed News had total access to the Whitehouse. To say they didn’t won’t change that fact.

    Again, the rule about finding yourself in a hole is to stop digging.


  35. Bilbo Hussein Baggins says:

    Ape-Man Says:
    After what this lady did to the country she should get no respect.

    The only “respect” she gets is the same kind of respect that Palin gets. Right wing men like AP getting a boner just thinking about her.


  36. Xisithrus says:

    Steve Doocy: [H]ow weird is it to have, Dana, people who appear on other channels, who bash the president all the time, and then, one night a year, they come into the White House, they bring their kids, and they say, Hi, how are you, as if they haven’t been bashing the president all year long?

    Dana Perino: It’s a little awkward. And it was amazing to me, being in charge of taking the requests for invitations this year, how audacious some people are to call and ask to be invited to the president’s Christmas party.</blockquote

    Point. Set. Match

    Thanks for playing!!

    Now, heal thyself, hypocrites.


  37. ElBruce says:

    I think we both know the answer that question.

    I think we do. The WH Press office and FAUX News were a revolving door between each other. You can’t have more exclusive access than that. If they’d done a full broadcast from the Blue Room it would’ve just been par for the course.

    I don’t know why wingnuts are even bothering to harp on this. It’s ABC ferchrissake. They’re hardly liberal. It’s not like it’s MSNBC or something.

    I think they just want to try to find some way to discredit whatever gets said in advance.

    .

    American Patriot Says:

    Grrrrr! :)

    Rabies?


  38. johnny dol1ar says:

    Jeffy Bovine,

    Spaniard?

    Now Spaniards make you soil you diaper, Bovine?

    Is there something, anything, that doesn’t give you panic diarrhea?


  39. Hoodathunktick says:

    Again, the rule about finding yourself in a hole is to stop digging.

    Please, keep digging. If you manage to get through the magma core and come out the other side, take along a snorkel.


  40. Xisithrus says:

    American Patriot Says: Grrrrr!

    Ahh, aint it cute. Like a Chihuaha trying to hump a great dane.


  41. spring heeled jack says:

    Are these people kidding?

    Fox News was the Bush Administration.

    But I shouldn’t expect Perino, who had absolutely no idea what the Cuban Missile Crisis was, to be politically astute.


  42. Dakota Flint says:

    ElBruce Says:

    American Patriot Says:

    Grrrrr! :)

    Rabies?

    Nah, Rabies has to be passes on by a bite and even rabid skunks have standards when it comes to trolls.

    Now brain parasites I might be willing to believe… ;-)


  43. johnny dol1ar says:

    You guys got it all wrong.

    Jeffy Bovine is a little backed up.
    He is just trying to pass gas.


  44. The Moderate Squad says:

    Just because she’s not as ugly as Ari Fleischer doesn’t make her any less a liar. As for this:

    MORGAN: Hahaha, I think we both know the answer that question

    I mean, here’s Morgan clearly cozying up to Perino while both of these retards talk about media bias as though they weren’t, respectively, a perpetrator and a beneficiary of said bias. And any time a reporter answers her own question with “I think we both know the answer to that,” you know that it was a softball question.


  45. Xisithrus says:

    What would a parasite do in that brain…run on the hamster wheel?


  46. Xisithrus says:

    FOX LOSE

    Now hiring losers from the previous admin.


  47. Dakota Flint says:

    Xisithrus Says:

    What would a parasite do in that brain…run on the hamster wheel?

    Oh probably practice yodeling and listening for the echo … echo…echo…


  48. joe cantwell says:

    >>>

    am. pat.,

    tough day, eh?

    well at least your spelling has improved.

    remember yesterday?

    *

    American Patriot Says:
    joe canthink Says:

    The term is “flip-flop.”

    June 17th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    ***

    :)


  49. Bilbo Hussein Baggins says:

    I think the thing that made me the most crazy about Perino (besides the fact that she is dumb as a brick and a pathological liar) was that smug smile she has on her face in that picture. It makes me want to smack it right off her face.


  50. johnny dol1ar says:

    Perino quotes Daily Show host ‘Don Stewart.’

    By Amanda Terkel on Apr 10th, 2007

    At today’s White House press briefing, spokeswoman Dana Perino said that setting a timetable for withdrawal from Iraq is like sending a “save-the-date card to the Iraqis.” She added, “I stole that from Don Stewart,” referring to the host of the Daily Show, evoking laughter from the press corps. One reporter tried to correct her; another said, “I bet you just guaranteed yourself an appearance there.”

    http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/10/perino-quotes-daily-show-host-don-stewart/


  51. Zooey says:

    Xisithrus Says:

    What would a parasite do in that brain…run on the hamster wheel?
    June 18th, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Whatever works…


  52. American Patriot says:

    “Hawaii on high alert on worries from NK nukes.”

    Whatcha gonna do, nobama? Just sit on your thumbs?


  53. ranus69 says:

    American Patriot Says:
    Ape-Man Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    After what this lady did to the country she should get no respect.

    Examples?
    ===============
    un-American Patroit aka the von Brunn virus:

    Your kitten princess Dana had no clue what the Cuban Missile Crisis was the most dramatic 13 days in the history of the White House — and one of the most frightening sequences of events in American history.

    And let’s not forget Helen Thomas one of the most respected journalist in America and Dana poo poo lied and denied torturing was taking place. Helen Thomas the first White House reporter to ask White House spokesliar Dana Perino about how the president could have lied multiple times that we do not torture only to turn around and admit that not only do we, but he approved of it.

    Dana lied to the American people and to the World.


  54. American Patriot says:

    I believe david letterman referred to keefy olbermann as “dan” when he introduced him on his show. Your point?


  55. joe cantwell says:

    American Patriot Says:
    “Hawaii on high alert on worries from NK nukes.”

    Whatcha gonna do, nobama? Just sit on your thumbs?

    June 18th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    ***

    maybe this fellow can help.

    :)


  56. mk3872 says:

    Yeah, hell, I guess the double standards are too obvious to fight against:

    1. Powder-puff interviews of Bush & Cheney exclusively by Fox News in the WH

    2. Tony Snow working in the Bush admin after being a Fox New commentator

    3. Karl Rove working in the WH and now is a Fox News commentator

    Any questions?


  57. ranus69 says:

    American Patriot Says:
    1 – 10 of about 61,800,000 for obama lies – 0.27 sec

    obamalies.net Enjoy, bots!
    ==========
    No wonder why your in the “alternative reality?”


  58. American Patriot says:

    Helen Thomas one of the most respected journalist in America

    According to who, patsy? You? LOL! I think i have to go throw up!


  59. Bobwurst says:

    American Patriot Says:
    “Hawaii on high alert on worries from NK nukes.”

    Whatcha gonna do, nobama? Just sit on your thumbs?

    Do you really care? Whatever he does, you’ll just whine that he should have done the opposite. You’d think an “american patriot” would support his president in a time of potential conflict, but this is what passes for patriotism in the republican party…


  60. Xisithrus says:

    Zooey Says:

    That one makes my head hurt, Zep. :D

    Same here. Its amazing how hypocritical these folks can be and think nothing of it.


  61. pags2 says:

    Perino, like most of the Republicans, is a pathological liar. She can’t stop her lies because it is a compulsion to deny everything, no matter how small the point. I am sure there is a 12 Step program for people like her.


  62. joe cantwell says:

    American Patriot Says:
    I believe david letterman referred to keefy olbermann as “dan” when he introduced him on his show. Your point?

    ***

    you forgot about the “nk nukes” already?

    are you “sitting on your thumbs”?

    ???

    aren’t you scared?

    :)

    :)


  63. johnny dol1ar says:

    Unable to defend his effort to pass a little gas,
    Jeffy Bovine now does a Dana Perino impersonation and wants
    to derail the thread.

    Jeffy Bovine, let’s talk about your racism and repressed homosexuality.

    When was the first time you got your panties all wet at the sight of any dark skinned men?


  64. joe cantwell says:

    American Patriot Says:
    Helen Thomas one of the most respected journalist in America

    According to who, patsy? You? LOL! I think i have to go throw up!

    ***

    bulimia nervosa.

    your “meth habit” is killing you.

    :(


  65. krystalview says:

    There’s a scientific theory that states: “nature abhors a vacuum”

    With the notable exception of the space between Dana’s ears!
    Sheeeeesh!


  66. Lora says:

    So Melanie Morgan is still around, eh? I remember seeing her on PBS being rude to and interrupting a bonafide Iraq vet. Thank goodness for Faux News, for offering second and third chances to disgraced reichwing shills. Please, Fox, create the Melanie Morgan/Alberto Gonzales Hour.


  67. johnny dol1ar says:

    O.K. We are making progress.

    Jeffy Bovine’s paranoid hallucinations have surfaced.

    It is 5:00. Bovine, are you going to give the horses the last milking round or are you going to stay to receive more abuse?


  68. joe cantwell says:

    this nk nukes thing’s

    really got me bothered.

    but if am. pat.’s ok with

    it then i guess it’s no big deal.

    :)

    :)


  69. ranus69 says:

    American Patriot Says:
    “Hawaii on high alert on worries from NK nukes.”

    Whatcha gonna do, nobama? Just sit on your thumbs?
    =======
    un-American Patriot you really are a “moron.”

    Your Commander-in-Chief Obama will take the appropriate action necessary against NK.


  70. American Patriot says:

    Your Commander-in-Chief Obama will take the appropriate action necessary against NK.

    Yea, he’ll probably go on another $200,000 date in ny. LOL!


  71. johnny dol1ar says:

  72. American Patriot says:

    Old witch Helen Thomas sticks her dried up foot in her mouth again – “Whats the threat from Iran?”

    I realize the liberal old bag Helen Thomas has been around since before George Washington, but even old Helen Thomas can’t be that dumb or naive to think Iran has never made any threats, and they are harmless right? Well maybe not. Watch the old witch Helen Thomas’s exchange today in the WH Press Breifing with ummm uhhh, umm Robert Gibbs.


  73. American Patriot says:

    Worst Press Secretary ever – Robert Gibbs ticks off the Brits now

    uhhh… ummm… uhhhh… Robert Gibbs, the worst White House Press Secretary in the history of Press Secretaries has apparently ticked off the Brits, launching what one writer for the UK Telegraph calls a furious broadside against the British press.


  74. johnny dol1ar says:

  75. ranus69 says:

    American Patriot Says:
    Your Commander-in-Chief Obama will take the appropriate action necessary against NK.

    Yea, he’ll probably go on another $200,000 date in ny. LOL!
    ==========
    Your paying for it.


  76. American Patriot says:

    Your paying for it

    That’s where your wrong, again.


  77. johnny dol1ar says:

    Dana Perino: We’re Not Occupying Iraq, We Were Invited!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKla10sh3hE&feature=related


  78. joe cantwell says:

    American Patriot Says:
    Your Commander-in-Chief Obama will take the appropriate action necessary against NK.

    Yea, he’ll probably go on another $200,000 date in ny. LOL!

    ***
    how are you coming with

    that “nk nuke” thing?

    :|


  79. ShadowBoxer says:

    Heart? What Heart? She doesn’t have a heart, she has an organ that pumps blood.

    The blood of kittens after being gorce fed slimjims.


  80. joe cantwell says:

    American Patriot Says:
    Worst Press Secretary ever – Robert Gibbs ticks off the Brits now

    uhhh… ummm… uhhhh… Robert Gibbs, the worst White House Press Secretary in the history of Press Secretaries has apparently ticked off the Brits, launching what one writer for the UK Telegraph calls a furious broadside against the British press.

    June 18th, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    ***

    am. pat.,

    stealing?

    and from your own people?

    :(


  81. Another Joe says:

    Way to go, think progress – while you blogged BS all day about the lying liars, obama and the dems have removed a public option from their “healthcare” reform.

    And NO – the earlier thread was not about healthcare, it was about the lying chimpanzee.

    Way to provide cover and distract from a meaningful debate – blog about lying liars that are still telling lies, but only if they are repugs.

    Not only do the lying liars that call themselves dems (or at least feel entitled to the support of progressives) get a “free pass”, but blogs like yours are actually giving them cover.

    Way to go…


  82. ShadowBoxer says:

    gorce = force

    shit = dried up balls = Apee


  83. joe cantwell says:

    Another Joe Says:
    Way to go, think progress – while you blogged BS all day about the lying liars, obama and the dems have removed a public option from their “healthcare” reform.

    And NO – the earlier thread was not about healthcare, it was about the lying chimpanzee.

    Way to provide cover and distract from a meaningful debate – blog about lying liars that are still telling lies, but only if they are repugs.

    Not only do the lying liars that call themselves dems (or at least feel entitled to the support of progressives) get a “free pass”, but blogs like yours are actually giving them cover.

    Way to go…

    ***

    yeah,

    way to go!

    :)


  84. American Patriot says:

    High Court nominee Sotomayor avoids firm answers on key issues


  85. ranus69 says:

    un-American Patriot aka von Brunn virus,

    I guess you didn’t get the rest of Gibbs briefing as usual:

    On the administration’s involvement in the economy, Gibbs said Obama inherited “massive unemployment, a huge deficit, insolvent banks,” and faced car companies “being handed billions of dollars” but still “coming back every few months to ask for more.”

    On Guantanamo, Gibbs pointed to the Bush administration’s transfer of detainees to Saudi Arabia and said he didn’t understand the former president’s point of view.

    “I’d be happy if he can clarify,” Gibbs said.


  86. ralph the wonder locust says:

    I find American Parrot’s strategy fascinating.

    With his usual idiocy failing to generate the response he counted on, Pee is going all-in on the Stupid.

    I gotta say, it’s quite an impressive display. For the standard troll, Pee’s normal performance would be peak output. Yet this plucky young troll is able to push himself to higher and more dizzying heights of Stupid, more remote and isolated regions of “Look Over Here!”.

    And all because he doesn’t have any friends.


  87. johnny dol1ar says:

    Jeffy Bovine, finding documented evidence of Dana Perino’s stupidity is as easy as finding yours.

    Here is another one:

    Dana Perino gets filleted

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APxJyuEXjW4&NR=1


  88. American Patriot says:

    And all because he doesn’t have any friends.

    Oh, the irony!


  89. joe cantwell says:

    American Patriot Says:
    High Court nominee Sotomayor avoids firm answers on key issues

    June 18th, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    ***

    :)


  90. ranus69 says:

    American Patriot Says:
    Your paying for it

    That’s where your wrong, again.
    =========
    Your paying for it, believe me your paying for it.


  91. American Patriot says:

    Old witch Helen Thomas sticks her dried up foot in her mouth again – “Whats the threat from Iran?”

    I realize the liberal old bag Helen Thomas has been around since before George Washington, but even old Helen Thomas can’t be that dumb or naive to think Iran has never made any threats, and they are harmless right? Well maybe not. Watch the old witch Helen Thomas’s exchange today in the WH Press Breifing with ummm uhhh, umm Robert Gibbs.

    ROFFLMFAO!!!! (*)—–


  92. J. Fred Smug says:

    Dana Perino = most petty/pissy/snarky White House press secretary OF ALL TIME.

    Dana Perino = for a related definition, see The Peter Principle.


  93. joe cantwell says:

    American Patriot Says:
    And all because he doesn’t have any friends.

    Oh, the irony!

    June 18th, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    ***

    you have no friends?

    :(


  94. WAYNEBRO says:

    PERINO: Yeah, look, I think there are a lot of double standards. Both, maybe you know, from the right and the left. And so I try not to use it as an excuse or a grudge.

    “Yeah, like ya know…maybe like…ya know….whatever…

    ..oh yea…what was that whole, like ya know…Cuban Missile Crisis thingy about….like…ya know?”


  95. joe cantwell says:

    nofreelunch Says:
    Very few conservatives are born- nearly all develop from liberals as they mature. The simple difference- conservatives seek objective fact, and form opinions AROUND them. Liberals seek only those facts which support their agenda. Fox News usually has at least one liberal on most of its discussion panels and (gasps) even lets them talk. Juan Williams of NPR, deomocratic strategist, Bob Bechtel, Susan Estrich, who managed Michael Dukakis’ campaign, and others (Alan Colmes etc.)are regulars on Fox. Watch Fox and hear both sides, not so much with their competitors.

    June 18th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    and then am. pat. says:

    American Patriot Says:
    Old witch Helen Thomas sticks her dried up foot in her mouth again – “Whats the threat from Iran?”

    I realize the liberal old bag Helen Thomas has been around since before George Washington, but even old Helen Thomas can’t be that dumb or naive to think Iran has never made any threats, and they are harmless right? Well maybe not. Watch the old witch Helen Thomas’s exchange today in the WH Press Breifing with ummm uhhh, umm Robert Gibbs.

    ROFFLMFAO!!!! (*)—–

    ****

    :)


  96. joe cantwell says:

    ….

    the site that does

    am. pat.’s thinking for him.

    :)

    :)


  97. Lora says:

    To American Patriot,

    I suggest you learn how to write American-English. “Your” is a personal pronoun like “my.” I think you mean “You’re,” which is the contracted form of “You are.”
    Moreover, this thread is not about Sonia Sotomayor, and North Korea built up most of its nuclear arsenal while Bush, who refused to have direct contact with that country, was Preznit. I was living in Japan, when North Korea tried to shoot some missiles over that country. This all happened under Bush–not Clinton, who occasionally sent diplomats to talk with Kim Jong-Il. North Korea’s “Dear Leader” was so impressed that he apparently even gave Madeline Albright his personal e-mail address.

    American Patriot Says:
    Your paying for it
    That’s where your wrong, again.

    High Court nominee Sotomayor avoids firm answers on key issues


  98. WAYNEBRO says:

    Another Joe Says:

    Way to go, think progress – while you blogged BS all day about the lying liars, obama and the dems have removed a public option from their “healthcare” reform.

    “Another” Joe?

    Well are you Joe the Plumber or Joe the Dumber?

    This threads about Dana “What Cuban Missile Crisis?” Perino.

    :|

    Try a few threads back for the health care reform threads.


  99. joe cantwell says:

    lora,

    he doesn’t want to learn.

    :|


  100. johnny dol1ar says:

    Jeffy is going into flinging bush mode.

    Throw it to the ceiling, watch if it sticks.


  101. WAYNEBRO says:

    American Patriot Says:

    Old witch Helen Thomas sticks her dried up foot in her mouth again – “Whats the threat from Iran?”

    Regardless of ones politics, regardless of their ideologies, no decent man would ever talk about an elderly woman like that.

    This is how juvenile delinquents and the dirtbags on the street corners talk. No good man speaks this way about an elderly woman.

    And as for the “threat from Iran”, there is no threat to the US Homeland from Iran. There’s a threat to our soldiers in Iraq, but not to US soil.

    Which is what she was asking for clarification on.

    Just FYI.


  102. Jimmy Big Bucks says:

    Shes soooooooooooo hot


  103. joe cantwell says:

    johnny dol1ar Says:
    Jeffy is going into flinging bush mode.

    Throw it to the ceiling, watch if it sticks.

    ****

    he tries so hard.

    :|


  104. johnny dol1ar says:

    103 joe

    On top of being lazy, Jeffy Bovine is genetically impaired.
    He is still hoping to one day develop a full grown ovary.

    Ain’t cha, Bovine?


  105. hellinabucket says:

    I was also curious as to what threat Iran poses. Is it as big as that threat from Iraq?


  106. American Patriot says:

    Lora Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    To American Patriot,

    I suggest you learn how to write American-English. “Your” is a personal pronoun like “my.” I think you mean “You’re,” which is the contracted form of “You are.”

    —————————

    ranus69 Says:

    Your paying for it

    Your paying for it, believe me your paying for it.

    ———————-

    Double standards, ‘lora?’


  107. Bullsmith says:

    What’s the ethical response to Am Pat being nothing but a deliberate disruption?Like you wouldn’t let this guy hang around your commercial enterprise nattering at your customers. He wouldn’t be allowed to stand on a soapbox in the lobby of a building you worked in.

    Believe me I’m all for free speech and Am Pat is completely ineffective as a troll, but god he makes reading the threads difficult when he goes on, or gets fed. What’s the etiquette on hitting report abuse on him?


  108. American Patriot says:

    hellinabucket Says:

    How big of a threat is cooba?


  109. hellinabucket says:

    moving the goal posts again I see. How big of a threat is Cuba in your opinion.


  110. American Patriot says:

    What’s the etiquette on hitting report abuse on him?

    tp rule no. 1 is report anyone who disagrees and debunks.


  111. johnny dol1ar says:

    106 Jimmy <3 Big Bovines

    Jeffy Bovine! Hurry up!

    Better catch Jimmy now that he is in the mood!


  112. joe cantwell says:

    American Patriot Says:
    hellinabucket Says:

    How big of a threat is cooba?

    June 18th, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    :)

    what happened to the nk nukes?

    :)


  113. American Patriot says:

    hellinabucket Says:

    I didn’t move the goal posts, I’m playing by your own rules. Can’t handle that?


  114. joe cantwell says:

    American Patriot Says:
    What’s the etiquette on hitting report abuse on him?

    tp rule no. 1 is report anyone who disagrees and debunks.

    ***

    were you “debunking”?

    would you like to get

    back on your bunk?

    go ahead. we won’t “report” you.

    :)


  115. joe cantwell says:

    American Patriot Says:
    hellinabucket Says:

    I didn’t move the goal posts, I’m playing by your own rules. Can’t handle that?

    June 18th, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    ***

    can you?

    :)


  116. WAYNEBRO says:

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:

    Shes soooooooooooo hot

    That’s the energy release from the massive pressure squeezing her brain into a extremely tiny, extremely dense object.

    :|

    Kind of like the primordial quark.


  117. Jimmy Big Bucks says:

    Notice republican women are beautiful. Dems are just fugly, thats why they hate god and reality.


  118. joe cantwell says:

    am. pat.

    here’s the link

    you were looking for.

    it might help you.

    :<)

    have you voted in the

    like sarah?” poll yet?

    :|


  119. hellinabucket says:

    my first post was a question to your assumption on the threat of Iran in a thread about Perino, you answer with cooba. I entertain your ramble and you say you’re playing by my own rules. And then leave with a barroom style “Can’t handle that?”

    I’m not sure where to begin. Would you like to discuss the subject matter of this thread? Or just continue to bounce and giggle at yourself.

    You decide.


  120. The Moderate Squad says:

    The Ironically Named American Patriot said something about reporting anyone who digagrees and debunks. I went through the whole thread, and while he is consistently disagreeable (probably not what he meant, but TS), he has debunked nothing but the notion that there may be some sensible conservatives left in the world. As Mark Twain once wrote “If I was as ignorant as you, I wouldn’t let on.”


  121. Lora says:

    To American Patriot,

    No double standards;I thought Ranus was quoting you. Moreover, whether Ranus’s spelling was right or wrong does not excuse your poor command of English.
    And no further comments on North Korea. now that you’ve been debunked?


  122. ranus69 says:

    ANother Joe Says:

    And NO – the earlier thread was not about healthcare, it was about the lying chimpanzee. Your talking about Bush?

    Way to provide cover and distract from a meaningful debate – blog about lying liars that are still telling lies, but only if they are repugs. We are having meaningful debate it’s not TP fault that it’s not tilted to your liking. Stormfront.com sounds like the perfect site for you?


  123. Lora says:

    Jimmy Little Brains already went into this on a previous thread, because he can’t discuss hard politics with facts.
    Yes, Jimmy, I suppose you find Scarlett Johannson, Natalie Portman, Jill Biden, among others ugly and Bay Buchanan and Mary Matalin beautiful, eh? Anyway, you’re entitled to your own taste (or lack of it).

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:
    Notice republican women are beautiful. Dems are just fugly, thats why they hate god and reality.


  124. ranus69 says:

    American Patriot Says:
    What’s the etiquette on hitting report abuse on him?

    tp rule no. 1 is report anyone who disagrees and debunks.
    ============
    Why are you still here?


  125. WAYNEBRO says:

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:

    Notice republican women are beautiful. Dems are just fugly, thats why they hate god and reality.

    Well let me think for a second here…. you think Dana Perino and Ann Coulter are hot…yet they’re both built like men, …(Coulter even has an adams apple when she’s mad) and are skinny, boyish looking women.

    On the other hand, democratic women, like…oh say, BEYONCE KNOWLES for example, you think are “fugly”?

    :|

    Ok. Well I’ll take “fugly” then.


  126. hellinabucket says:

    beauty is in the eyes of the beholder


  127. johnny dol1ar says:

    128 ranus69

    He loves the abuse.


  128. hormiga brava chavez says:

    Waynebro,

    That’s because alot of Republican men are closet homosexuals. Probably why Mann Coulter is appealing. They like the stick figure boyish looking women.


  129. WAYNEBRO says:

    hormiga brava chavez Says:

    Waynebro,

    That’s because alot of Republican men are closet homosexuals. Probably why Mann Coulter is appealing. They like the stick figure boyish looking women.

    Yea, I wondering about that aspect of it.

    :|

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that…


  130. johnny dol1ar says:

    132 hormiga brava chavez

    You got that right.

    Jeffy Bovine has expressed his attraction to mAnn Coulter before.

    Seems like Jeffy Bovine has left for the barn.

    When he returns, ask Jeffy Bovine (American Patriot = habib = Archie = obama…$ = etc.) if he has homosexual fantasies about Keith Olbermann or mAnn Coulter. Then I will be more than happy to provide HIS OWN posts.


  131. Jimmy Big Bucks says:

    of course beyonce is a dem, shes black. Shes also ugly. I find all brown people UGLY.


  132. hellinabucket says:

    Now ain’t that a whole big bag of dumb from jbb.


  133. ranus69 says:

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:
    of course beyonce is a dem, shes black. Shes also ugly. I find all brown people UGLY.
    ================
    …and I’m sure they would find you UGLY as well.


  134. Bobwurst says:

    Hey Jimmy redsox is back! I figured after the asswhipping you took the other night you’d be spending time licking your mommy’s wound..


  135. WAYNEBRO says:

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:

    of course beyonce is a dem, shes black. Shes also ugly. I find all brown people UGLY.

    So you’re saying you are gay?

    Wow.

    A gay Neo Nazi.

    :\

    Who’d've thunk it?


  136. hellinabucket says:

    Hitler was gay. So is Karl Rove.


  137. Jimmy Big Bucks says:

    No, im saying black women arent attractive.


  138. Bobwurst says:

    American patriot is a treasonous bastard who won’t support the commander in chief when our country is under attack. That’s called giving aid and support to the enemy.


  139. Bobwurst says:

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:
    No, im saying black women arent attractive.

    tell the truth jimmy, did you lick your mom’s wound the other night?


  140. ralph the wonder locust says:

    hellinabucket Says:
    Now ain’t that a whole big bag of dumb from jbb.

    Not that you were surprised, HIB, but not expecting a whole big bag of dumb from Jimmy Bug Balls is like not expecting a whole big pile of elephant dung from the circus.


  141. WAYNEBRO says:

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:

    No, im saying black women arent attractive.

    So you’re gay….I get it.

    :|

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that…


  142. ranus69 says:

    Jimmy Big Sucks,

    You should come join me I got some hot buttered boogie for you.


  143. Bobwurst says:

    jimmy thinks about his mom when he masturbates.


  144. hellinabucket says:

    why limit yourself jbb. There are so many types of beautiful around this whole world. And you didn’t say they aren’t attractive, you called them all ugly. That tells so much more about you than the women you are trying to insult.


  145. Bobwurst says:

    jimmy redsox finds some burnt turds pretty.


  146. WAYNEBRO says:

    Of course, so much for the “I’m no racist” argument, ay Heinrich?

    :\


  147. ranus69 says:

    Jimmy Big Sucks Says:
    No, im saying black women arent attractive.
    ========
    And I’m sure they don’t find you attractive as well. I have a real good therapist you could talk to about feeling rejected?


  148. Bobwurst says:

    hellinabucket Says:
    why limit yourself jbb. There are so many types of beautiful around this whole world. And you didn’t say they aren’t attractive, you called them all ugly. That tells so much more about you than the women you are trying to insult.

    He’s not limiting his options of getting laid, he’s limiting his options for getting rejected, again and again and again and again and again….


  149. Jimmy Big Bucks says:

    Actually they do find me attractice, im a very handsome man.


  150. hormiga brava chavez says:

    jimmy big butt – it’s ok if you like boyish looking women.
    Your comments show that you aren’t attractive – maybe that’s all you can attract are mannish women.

    There’s nothing wrong with being LGBT. I just don’t like hypocrites that try to criticize Gay men when they secretly sneak around with other men or like boyish women because they remind them of boys.


  151. WAYNEBRO says:

    Of course, as some have pointed out some of the early actual Nazi’s were gay. In fact, pretty much the entire leadership of the “SA” was gay…so I guess you’ll find acceptance among your peers.

    Just remember though what Hitler and the SS did to them to keep it from getting out.

    :|

    If I were you, I’d watch out for Newt.


  152. The Moderate Squad says:

    I’s love to see Jimmy Big Bust is a threesome with Coulter and Perino – how much fun would it be to see him rejected twice in the same menage.

    As for the black women of America, I suspect that somehow they will overcome the horrible disappointment of unrequited troll love …


  153. ralph the wonder locust says:

    Bobwurst Says:
    jimmy thinks about his mom when he masturbates.

    Jimmy doesn’t “masturbate”.

    It may look like he’s masturbating, but he’s really “shaking the devil off”.


  154. Bobwurst says:

    jimmy can’t get laid in a San Francisco bathhouse. Jimmy can’t get laid at the republican convention, jimmy can’t get laid in a minneapolis airport men’s room…


  155. WAYNEBRO says:

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:

    Actually they do find me attractice, im a very handsome man.

    We’ll I’ll have to take your word on that.

    :|

    Being that you’re the expert on “handsome men” and all.


  156. Bobwurst says:

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:
    Actually they do find me attractice, im a very handsome man.

    Is this what mommy tells you, when she’ washing your private parts after she changes your diaper?


  157. The Moderate Squad says:

    AmericasBack, I always have to hit the refresh button, but I thought that since I have Vista it was supposed to be screwed up…


  158. Bobwurst says:

    Hey Jimmy, I a very handsome man too! And I’m a successful small business man who pays to much in taxes that just goes to support welfare cheats! Oh yeah, and I’m a lawyer and an architect, and a fireman, and an astronaut!


  159. Bobwurst says:

    AmericasBack Says:
    Bobwurst Says:
    jimmy thinks about his mom when he masturbates.

    Well, I don’t know if this has anything to do with that, but…

    I was at a REAL low point in life and I hired mrs jimmy big pussy’s mom to keep me company (yes, I was at a truck-stop). While doing the nasty, she kept telling me to call her mommy.(?) jimmeh, why’d she do this – it really screwed up my head.

    Ewwwh! How far did her vein-ridden breasts sag?


  160. Bobwurst says:

    I’m on a mac too and I have the same problem.


  161. Wang111 says:

    Speaking of George W. Bush:
    _______________
    SCANDAL! SCANDAL! SCANDAL!

    EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!

    George W. Bush continuously criminally stalked Margie Schoedinger to the point that she could not get away from it, and she committed suicide in desperation to escape: he murdered her.

    “In her suit, Margie Schoedinger states that George W. Bush committed sexual crimes against her, organized harassment and moral pressure on her, her family members and close relatives and friends. As Schoedinger said, she was strongly recommended to keep her mouth shut. . . . Furthermore, she alleges that George Bush ordered to show pressure on her to the point, when she commits suicide” (blog of drizzten).

    “One of those ‘very leasts’ [was] George Bush’s personal complicity in the death (murder to be precise) of my friend Margie Schoedinger in September of 2003. Determining the exact whereabouts and contacts of [then] president-elect George Bush on September 21 thru 22, 2003, should be entirely lacking in difficulty” (Leola McConnell—Nevada Progressive Democratic Candidate for U.S. Senate in 2010).

    McConnell is correct: Bush applying pressure (continuously criminally stalking Margie Schoedinger) purposefully to force Schoedinger to commit suicide does in fact constitute murder where it culminated in her death.

    Bush is a racist hate criminal and hates black people (please feel free to see my “GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” blog andrewyu-jenwang.blogspot.com). (Schoedinger was an African-American woman.)

    BEWARE: If the president of the United States hates one—for whatever reasons—he can continuously criminally stalk one to the point that one cannot get away from it, and one ultimately commits suicide in desperation to escape. He can murder people in this way.

    Bush is getting away with his murder of Schoedinger—with no sheriff, prosecutor, or court willing to uphold the rule of law.

    Bush’s method of murdering Schoedinger cannot exist in a vacuum: he must have murdered other people in the same way.

    Bush should confess, come out with the names of all of the people whom he murdered in the disgusting way he murdered Schoedinger, undergo execution, and accordingly find himself at the intersection where he would be free.

    (There are thousands of copies of the information above on the Internet. It exists very extensively in all major search engines. Please feel free to go to any major search engine, type “George W. Bush continuously criminally stalked Margie Schoedinger to the point that she could not get away from it, and she committed suicide in desperation to escape: he murdered her” or “Bush applying pressure (continuously criminally stalking Margie Schoedinger) purposefully to force Schoedinger to commit suicide does in fact constitute murder where it culminated in her death,” hit “Enter,” and find innumerable results.)
    _______________
    Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
    (a.k.a. “THE DISSEMINATING MACHINE”)
    B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
    Messiah College, Grantham, PA
    Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993


  162. Bobwurst says:

    Ahh Mr. Wang? You’re scaring me..


  163. ralph the wonder locust says:

    AmericasBack Says:
    O/T Why do I always have to scroll up and hit the ‘comments’ button every time I want to see what someone posted. Shouldn’t this be ‘live’ and feed me post as they’re posted? Any help appreciated.

    I just hit “Refresh”. On a Mac, it’s Apple-R.


  164. Pachydiplax de St. Augustine says:

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:

    Actually they do find me attractice, im a very handsome man.

    But he’s not as handsome as me.

    Intelligent people find his language ugly and his spelling atrocious.


  165. WAYNEBRO says:

    The Do it yourself Gay test kit.

    1. If you think THIS is sweet, then you’re most likely gay.

    2. If you don’t think THIS is sweet, then you’re definitely gay.

    :)

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that…


  166. Bobwurst says:

    Jimmy redsox? where are you? don’t be shy, you’re such a handsome young man, we promise we’ll stop making fun of that whore of a mother you have.


  167. ralph the wonder locust says:

    I should clarify: on SAFARI at least, it’s Apple-R.


  168. Bobwurst says:

    Americas back says: OK. Hey jimmeh, your mom has some boils on her back that I think she needs to see a doctor about. (might be cancerous)

    Those aren’t boils, those are extraneous nipples…


  169. sscncturn64 says:

    I think Perino needs to have an orgasm so she can see the truth. I would help her out but she has a STD, wingnuttery.
    Any trolls out there that would like to do a public service and help her out?


  170. WAYNEBRO says:

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:

    I find all brown people UGLY.

    Here’s more conclusive proof as to your recently outed gaiety.

    What Jimmy “Big Bucks” finds Ugly

    :|

    Guess we know what the “Big BUCKS” stands for now, ay Jimmy?


  171. Jimmy Big Bucks says:

    Wayne, I do find that ugly. I’m sorry.


  172. Bobwurst says:

    Back on topic, now that the trolls have run away, that’s not laughter coming from perino’s head, it’s wind whistling though her ears and out her mouth.


  173. Levi the Dungbeetle says:

    America’s back,

    It’s just how the technology works. When you click on comments, you download the comments at that point in time. There is not active feed to you. All you have downloaded is what was on that thread at that time.

    Once you have read all those comments, you can click on comments again, or refresh, and you will get the latest version.

    Personally I prefer a live chat, but that is a lot more bandwidth intensive.


  174. WAYNEBRO says:

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:

    Wayne, I do find that ugly. I’m sorry.

    Hey don’t be sorry for being who you are.

    I’m proud of you for coming out of the closet so publicly like this.

    :)

    And hey, while we’re no Match.com, if you stick around a bit you might even get to meet a “Big Buck” or two.


  175. WAYNEBRO says:

    AmericasBack Says:

    for the record WayneBro, I find her attractive – in fact, I’ll be back in five…lol

    Is that minutes or seconds?

    :P


  176. kdgamergirl says:

    Mr. Wang,

    stop spamming you tool. No one cares.


  177. ralph the wonder locust says:

    AB, must be another locust. I’m in California.

    There are at least two other locusts on board. There’s OutstandingInAFieldOfLocusts and then there’s speshuled67 (locust in training). Both make me proud to be of their species.


  178. ralph the wonder locust says:

    WAYNEBRO Says:
    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:

    Wayne, I do find that ugly. I’m sorry.

    Hey don’t be sorry for being who you are.

    I’m proud of you for coming out of the closet so publicly like this.

    This is the first public “outing” of a troll on TP since Tim Vacuous a few months back.


  179. Jimmy Big Bucks says:

    I don’t find black women attractive AB. They’re just so ugly. Most fasion models are white.


  180. WAYNEBRO says:

    AmericasBack Says:

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:
    Wayne, I do find that ugly. I’m sorry.

    Jimmy, I’m confused with what you said (wouldn’t be the first time). You say you find her ugly? BTW; Don’t call her a that

    I wouldn’t be too hard on him. I think it’s a gay thing.

    They call each other “her” and “she” so I think the “that” is all they have left for actual women.

    We have to be tolerant of his (her?) recently outed gaiety and welcome this alternative lifestyle lingo.

    :|

    Now if we could just do something about the damned Swastika’s.


  181. WAYNEBRO says:

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:

    I don’t find black women attractive AB. They’re just so ugly. Most fasion models are white.

    Well most gay men find the female body ugly, at least from a sexual perspective. That’s why they’re gay.

    They tend to prefer the flat chested, male shaped fashion model figure. And after all, it’s not like the fashion world is asynchronous with the gay lifestyle. You saw “Queer Eye” right?

    :|

    Believe me, you’re not alone.


  182. WAYNEBRO says:

    AmericasBack Says:

    You know Wayne, I think we really touched a nerve with jimmy (likes) big dudes. It really sounds like he’s serious about this – like its coming from his heart (he has one?)

    Well, coming out of the closet can be traumatic. Especially in such a public group where he’s not exactly the “Belle of the Ball” so to speak.

    But at least we know he likes the “Big Bucks”. Perhaps he’ll meet a nice Big Buck here and “open up” so to speak.

    :|

    Give him time.


  183. Game of Life says:

    Dana is a serial liar. And she isn’t good at it.

    OT

    Repugs are just dirty. They will do anything, say anything to prove their idiotic, often proven failed ideas…at any cost.

    Here is another convoluted dirty plot the repugs authored.

    I wish they would go away.


  184. WAYNEBRO says:

    AmericasBack Says:

    …and for the record, I think Black women (with African features) are HOT!!

    True.

    But then again I think all types of women are hot.

    And hey, give Jimmy some credit. I’m sure he finds most types of men hot.

    :|

    He’d almost have to given he finds himself handsome.


  185. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    WAYNEBRO, I’m a straight woman and Tyra Banks is gorgeous. Only a hard core racist Nazi could find her her ugly.


  186. American Patriot says:

    8PM – P2+ (25-54) (35-64)
    O’Reilly Factor Classic —3,182,000 viewers (855,000) (1,412,000)
    Campbell Brown—789,000 viewers (169,000) (220,000)
    Countdown with K. Olbermann – 985,000 viewers (329,000) (498,000)
    CNBC Reports- 104,000 viewers (49,000) (63,000)
    Nancy Grace – 748,000viewers (259,000) (327,000)

    So much for your “70-dead” spew, ay? LOL!


  187. American Patriot says:

    Only a hard core racist Nazi could find her her ugly.

    Sounds like something a racist would say. Ironic?


  188. Game of Life says:

    Maybe jenny is in the service and can’t come out.


  189. WAYNEBRO says:

    American Patriot Says:

    Sounds like something a racist would say. Ironic?

    I’m not sure “racism” against “Nazi’s” is a bad thing.

    :|

    Cept maybe in the circles you hang in.


  190. The Moderate Squad says:

    From April 2008:

    HELEN THOMAS: You’re denying, in this room, that we torture and we have tortured?

    DANA PERINO: Yes, I am denying that.

    Simple. Classic. Bullsh!t.

    After that, I felt no more obligation to take anything Perino said seriously … and today’s BS does nothing to change my mind.


  191. American Patriot says:

    The Moderate Squad Says

    Says the armchair qb……


  192. johnny dol1ar says:

    Jeffy!

    I told you not to go away! Jimmeh is looking for another closet homosexual like you!

    Hurry! Catch him before he regains sobriety!


  193. American Patriot says:

    “I did not have sexual relations with that woman!” bj


  194. Bobwurst says:

    American Patriot Says:
    Only a hard core racist Nazi could find her her ugly.

    Sounds like something a racist would say. Ironic?</em
    Says the treasonous bastard who is giving aid and comfort to the enemy.


  195. American Patriot says:

    Says the treasonous bastard who is giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

    How so?


  196. WAYNEBRO says:

    American Patriot Says:

    “I did not have sexual relations with that woman!” bj

    So you also find sexual relations with “women” unsavory, do you?

    :|

    Hold on,…there’s someone here I’d like you to meet.


  197. WAYNEBRO says:

    By the way, would you describe yourself as a “Big Buck”?

    :|

    I think that’s gonna be important.


  198. American Patriot says:

    WAYNEBRO Says:

    No, I find hypocrites unsavory.


  199. kdgamergirl says:

    Clearly, American Parrot does not know the meaning of the word irony. Probably stole the words from someone else as usual but forgot to check the meaning.

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:

    WAYNEBRO, I’m a straight woman and Tyra Banks is gorgeous. Only a hard core racist Nazi could find her her ugly.

    Agreed.


  200. johnny dol1ar says:

    Jeffy Bovine,

    Do you know who said this quote?

    “Good enough, anony? I love how you immediately discount the hotty, Malkin.”


  201. The Moderate Squad says:

    Sorry, AP, I don’t accept criticism from bedwetters.

    Thanks for playing…


  202. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    American Patriot Says:

    “I did not have sexual relations with that woman!” bj

    The first factual post by this moron ever.


  203. American Patriot says:

    The Moderate Squad Says:

    Says the coward who can’t back his spew….


  204. American Patriot says:

    25-54
    O’Reilly Factor Classic —3,182,000 viewers (855,000) (1,412,000)
    25-54
    Countdown with K. Olbermann – 985,000 viewers (329,000) (498,000)

    LOL!


  205. johnny dol1ar says:

    Jjjimmeh!

    Do you have a rough patch or are you trimmed?

    Jeffy Bovine is too shy to ask you, he doesn’t want to be rejected, so I offered to mediate as a match maker, for a nominal fee.


  206. WAYNEBRO says:

    American Patriot Says:

    No, I find hypocrites unsavory.

    That must be difficult for you then.

    :|

    Self loathing and all…


  207. johnny dol1ar says:

    Jeffy Bovine! STOP THAT!

    It is too early at this stage in your relationship with Jjjimmeh
    Loves Big Bovines to start making him jealous with your homosexual fantasies about Keith Olbermann.


  208. WAYNEBRO says:

    American Patriot Says:

    The Moderate Squad Says:

    Says the coward who can’t back his spew….

    I’ll bet you’d like to “back his spew”.


  209. johnny dol1ar says:

    Jeffy?!

    Helloooo?

    Jeffy! JEFFY BOVINE!

    Come back, you self hating closet homosexual!

    Jjjimmeh could be the MAN OF YOUR DREAMS!


  210. Xisithrus says:

    O’Reilly Factor Classic —3,182,000 viewers (O855,000) (1,412,000)

    2 million of those viewers are cable teevees in bars, sports bars, gyms who arent paying a bit of attention


  211. Xisithrus says:

    The one number Pee can never beat. 297 million Americans, the real patriots, dont watch fox.


  212. WAYNEBRO says:

    Except for comedic purposes.


  213. dbadass says:

    Is the local loonie employed?


  214. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    Close up on frying pan with egg.

    Sfx: Sizzle, sizzle, pop.

    VO: This is your brain on Fox News.


  215. ralph the wonder locust says:

    Doodlebug Shayne Says:
    Close up on frying pan with egg.

    Sfx: Sizzle, sizzle, pop.

    VO: This is your brain on Fox News.

    “This is your brain on Fox News” — you could also accompany that with any post from American Parrot.


  216. Doodlebug Shayne says:

    I don’t know ralph, I believe he’s too impotent to hurt anything.


  217. American Patriot says:

    2 million of those viewers are cable teevees in bars, sports bars, gyms who arent paying a bit of attention

    Using loon logic that means olbermahn has ZERO viewers! LOL!


  218. ElBruce says:

    American Patriot Says:

    I believe david letterman referred to keefy olbermann as “dan” when he introduced him on his show.

    You believe a lot of things that are false. Cite?

    BTW, if David Letterman had been the WH Press Secretary I’d be calling for his resignation too.

    .

    American Patriot Says:

    Yea, he’ll probably go on another $200,000 date in ny. LOL!

    I don’t care what he pays for out of pocket, or how much it costs, especially given that he has less money than anybody who’s entered the White House in… ever. The POTUS gets and appropriate salary and can spend it on whatever he wants. Or are you advocating some sort of communism?

    .

    American Patriot Says:

    High Court nominee Sotomayor avoids firm answers on key issues

    What, have you given up on posting other peoples’ work and are now just posting other peoples’ headlines? No text, no link, no context, no relevance?

    .

    Bullsmith Says:

    What’s the etiquette on hitting report abuse on him?

    Report abuse at will. If you feel like something he vomits gives you the opportunity to drop some education, do so. Heck, sometimes I do both!

    .

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:

    No, im saying black women arent attractive.

    Two words: <strong>Halle Berry. If she ain’t attractive to you, then you ain’t straight.


  219. American Patriot says:

    johnny dol1ar Says:

    See what happens when olbermahn gets pummeled in the ratings? Patty cakes goes into warp speed diversions!


  220. WAYNEBRO says:

    American Patriot Says:

    2 million of those viewers are cable teevees in bars, sports bars, gyms who arent paying a bit of attention

    Using loon logic that means olbermahn has ZERO viewers! LOL!

    hey…that’s funny stuff.

    :|

    Of course..using your logic that means O’reilly’s viewers ARE Zeros.


  221. johnny dol1ar says:

    Jeffy Bovine,

    Calling yourself a ZERO shows what low self esteem you have.

    That is why I am here to help you.

    Do what the other freak boy does.

    TIVO Keith Olbermann’s show, then watch him over and over during the weekend. That way, you will have Keith Olbermann all for yourself, all the time.

    But spare us the details about your homo erotic fixation on Keith.



  222. johnny dol1ar says:

    Now you’ve done it.

    Jeffy Bovine will go into his panic diarrhea mode.


  223. kdgamergirl says:

    johnny dol1ar Says:
    Now you’ve done it.

    Jeffy Bovine will go into his panic diarrhea mode.

    You have to admit it’s quite amusing :)


  224. WAYNEBRO says:

    There’s no reason to bring up Tony Snow.

    Out of respect for the dead I say let him be.

    Besides its better we simply focus on the brain dead, like Dana “the Cuban Missile What-the-What?” Perino.


  225. Max Anax junius -1 says:

    .

    Dear American Patriot,
    I went to the Airport the other day. The bar had Fox News on. That’s a good viewership, YES? And my dad’s convalescent home’s activity room’s T.V. is always set to Fox News, too. And hey, when I went to visit my brother last month, the T.V. in the Grey Hound terminal lobby? It was on Fox News. Do you really think the coincidences here are because of the quality of programing on behalf of Fox News Corp? Or perhaps, agreements made to have channels “on”? Now THAT’S deep viewership, YES?

    A person could say to themselves, “I see Fox News on over here, and I see this place has Fox News on over there, and I see my neighbor has Fox News on and …” soon enough, you’re watching Fox News.

    You know it’s not because of the quality programing…
    … It’s because what Fox News is. It’s the CocaCola of the cola wars.
    No matter how good the manufacturer tells you it is…
    … Coke still rots your teeth and turns you fat.

    .


  226. Max Anax junius -1 says:

    .

    Snowjob is the best example of exactly the opposite of what Dana said.

    Fox News and the Bush Administration most certainly were in cahoots.

    .


  227. WAYNEBRO says:

    But wouldn’t it behoove us to show a little more class than to berate the recent dead, regardless of their politics? I’m not criticizing you mind you and I understand Mr Snow’s role as a facilitator but the threads about Perino, and given Mister Snow died recently of a horrific death at a very young age, it seems it would become us to show a modicum of respect, irregardless of what we thought of the man.

    There’s lines reasonable and decent people don’t cross, like for example saying things like “I find all brown people ugly”.

    And I think slurs on the recently dead (unless it’s like Hitler or Kim Jong Ill or something) cross that line.

    If this countries ever going to come together we’re going to need to find again the things that combine us, at least with regards to reason. There were times Tony Snow was a likable guy, who tried on more than one occasion to reach across the aisle at least for appearances sake, and that’s a start.

    The man died not to long back, at an age many of us are approaching (or looking back on) and it would be nice if we’d set the example for the tone and show a level of respect, at least for the sake of chivalry.

    There’s plenty of fish to fry who are still with us.

    It would do us no harm to let the ones who have recently passed lie in peace.


  228. ElBruce says:

    Max Anax junius -1 Says:

    T O N Y
    S N O W

    What’s that? You’re saying that the Bush WH hired a known political pundit as PS? Talk about “unprecedented.”

    .

    WAYNEBRO Says:

    There’s no reason to bring up Tony Snow.

    Out of respect for the dead I say let him be.

    What, pretend he didn’t exist? That’s hardly respectful.

    All we’re pointing out here is that he was already a known partisan political pundit when Bush decided to appoint him to the office of Press Secretary. That’s never happened before, and I hope it never happens again.

    But it’s perfectly relevant in terms of “unprecedented access.”


  229. Max Anax junius -1 says:

    .

    So, Tony Snow wasn’t once employed by Fox News Corp.?
    Or is it that he wasn’t hired by the Bush Administration to be the mouth of the White House to the press?

    Since when is mentioning either taboo?

    I never commented on the quality, or lack there of, of his work performance, so lay off BRO!

    .


  230. Max Anax junius -1 says:

    ElBruce,
    From the comments I’ve read so far, I’m shocked that no one picked up on this glaring fact.

    .


  231. Intrepid says:

    Hmmmmmmmph, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmph, HMMMMMMMMMMMPH.

    Hey Jimmy_Blow_Hard and AmericanButtplug. Do you know what that sound is? It’s your mommy talking to you. She says, “it’s time for you to rotate the tires underneath the house.”


  232. WAYNEBRO says:

    ElBruce Says:

    What, pretend he didn’t exist? That’s hardly respectful.

    No. But we don’t need to berate him, especially when his power to do anything, bad or good, has come to an end.

    He’s not an issue any longer. He was one small part of a very large picture, and his role was limited. He came in long after the real damage had been done, long after the 4th Amendment had been removed. Long after the constitutional provisions for declaring war had been disposed of. Long after the Geneva conventions had been abandoned.

    There is a point where we cross a line of reason and basic decency and its the crossing of that line by both sides that makes it impossible for this country to come together and meet somewhere in the middle. All I’m saying is a reasonable respect for things like elderly ladies, a persons skin color, or the recently deceased is a good place to start.

    Reasonable, decent people don’t mock and berate those who have recently passed unless that person was some sort of murderous tyrant. Tony Snow was an apologist for the Bush administration, but he was not the incarnate of evil. So why not act like decent people, with at least a modicum of reverence for the recently deceased and a little human decency for his family and friends? What could it hurt?

    We’d want the same from them, and whether or not we get it, wouldn’t it be nice if we could at least give it?


  233. WAYNEBRO says:

    Max Anax junius -1 Says:

    So, Tony Snow wasn’t once employed by Fox News Corp.?
    Or is it that he wasn’t hired by the Bush Administration to be the mouth of the White House to the press?

    Since when is mentioning either taboo?

    I never commented on the quality, or lack there of, of his work performance, so lay off BRO!

    You didn’t just call him “snowjob”?

    Your comments prior to that were meant to compliment him rather than degrade him or belittle him?

    The guy just died. He wasn’t the anti-Christ. At what point to we just let him be, and focus on those who are here that we can do something about?

    I agree his employment at Fox prior to being selected is a point here, but his death is just too recent to make that “point” worth the making.

    Especially if it includes calling him names, and being generally disrespectful. It’s not who we are, or at least its not who we should want to be.


  234. Rodeskawler says:

    Fascists have no option but to lie. The reality they brought us was rejected at the polls. The only thing they can rely on to initiate another coup is our bad memories.


  235. vinylspear says:

  236. Lora says:

    To Jimmeh Loves Bucks,
    Okay, we know that you find black women–even the beautiful models–ugly. But you have been avoiding my questions on two threads now. Since you claim liberal women are “fugly,” does that apply in your little mind also to blondes like Scarlett Johannson, Jill Biden and Brooke Shields?


  237. Lora says:

    To ElBruce,
    I personally know gay men who think Halle Berry is beautiful, even if they have no desire to have sex with her.
    To bring up a different topic, I’ve noticed on several threads and postings that Jimmy Little Brain doesn’t know how to use the apostrophe. Has he graduated from elementary school yet?

    Jimmy Big Bucks Says:
    No, im saying black women arent attractive.

    ElBruce says: Two words: Halle Berry. If she ain’t attractive to you, then you ain’t straight.


  238. ElBruce says:

    WAYNEBRO Says:

    No. But we don’t need to berate him, especially when his power to do anything, bad or good, has come to an end.

    He’s not an issue any longer.

    If you’ll scroll to the top of this webpage, you’ll see a description of a Bush Press Secretary and a FAUX Noise person laughing at the thought that FAUX Noise had unprecedented access to the White House.

    It is therefore relevant to this current discussion that Bush hired a FAUX Noise person to be his Press Secretary.

    That’s all I’m saying.

    The fact that he was a lying shill for pure evil (in both jobs) is not particularly relevant, and I haven’t brought it up.


  239. Purple State says:

    Xisithrus Says:

    O’Reilly Factor Classic —3,182,000 viewers (O855,000) (1,412,000)

    2 million of those viewers are cable teevees in bars, sports bars, gyms who arent paying a bit of attention

    Xisithrus Says:

    The one number Pee can never beat. 297 million Americans, the real patriots, dont watch fox.

    This isn’t going to convince anyone, X, let alone our AP here. After all, he will argue that MSNBC gets even less coverage than Fox does in these cases.

    Just say it with me…RATINGS DON’T MATTER.


  240. WAYNEBRO says:

    ElBruce Says:

    If you’ll scroll to the top of this webpage, you’ll see a description of a Bush Press Secretary and a FAUX Noise person laughing at the thought that FAUX Noise had unprecedented access to the White House.

    It is therefore relevant to this current discussion that Bush hired a FAUX Noise person to be his Press Secretary.

    That’s all I’m saying.

    Ok, well like I said I understand there’s a point there. And I can see it being made, respectfully. But I sensed the way you posted his name it was not going to be respectful. Calling him “Snowjob” and now “evil” etc is really beneath us, or should be.

    Referencing the relationship there I concede is reasonable if done properly but we don’t need to attack the man and that’s what I was hoping we wouldn’t do.

    Just because we can take the shot doesn’t mean we always have to. Especially if its a cheap shot.


  241. WAYNEBRO says:

    Max Anax junius -1 Says:

    ElBruce,
    From the comments I’ve read so far, I’m shocked that no one picked up on this glaring fact.

    Well if you’d scroll up to comment number 60, you’d see it was brought up. And respectfully.

    Rather than assuming that the people in here are so braindead that they didn’t “pick up” on the fact that Tony Snow worked for Fox News prior to being appointed White House Press Secretary, a fact everyone in here knows all too well, why not simply conclude that they, like me, felt that mentioning it was enough given the man just died less than a year ago?

    I prefer to think my fellow TP’rs were simply showing a reasonable level of respect for the recently deceased.

    A conclusion that is an encouraging one for the direction the country is taking.


  242. WAYNEBRO says:

    In fact, go take a look at the thread Amanda Terkel put up this morning where she singles out the name “Tony Snow” at the end, which is interesting given this thread, as if she’s almost pushing the point in shoring up your arguments.

    Anyway go look at the thread. So far not one insulting comment calling him “snowjob”, or “evil”. In fact no ones mentioning him.

    Which once again I am encouraged by, as it shows that there are plenty of TPrs who have a level of grace and compassion that is becoming of a respectable people. Showing a modicum of respect for the recently deceased is not a liberal or conservative quality. It’s a human one. It’s a sign of human decency. And it’s essential to healing rifts between two opposing sides for those willing to meet in the middle.

    Your original mention of his name was admittedly somewhat neutral, and I concede that point. But your comments following that were not, and I could see where it was going given the tonality of those coming in at the end of this thread.

    See, we got through the entire thread with only one mention of him, and that one being a respectful and poignant, pertinent reference. All of the bloggers in here chose to not drag his name through the mud, and instead focus on the other ample evidence showing the relationship between Fox and the Bush White House, no doubt out of their own innate human decency. So leaving the thread with some last minute focus on him seemed unnecessary, and cheapened the efforts made by everyone to now dwell on that one single aspect out of respect for the recently deceased. That’s all I’m saying.


  243. Max Anax junius -1 says:

    F ck off BRO.

    All I wrote was TONY SNOW and you jumped all over me with your morals.

    If it’s beneath you then don’t engage in it. But I see it isn’t because you don’t or can’t distinguish that difference and instead, rush headstrong on your moralistic campaign to be “proper”. Sometimes I swear… geesh!

    .


  244. WAYNEBRO says:

    Intelligent as always I see.

    No wonder they call us moonbats.

    And they’re not “my morals”.

    Most decent people know better than harping on a guy who just died from cancer.

    You’d know that if you had any.





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