Comments on: Joe the Plumber won’t run for office: “You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’”

By: Mockingbird

Mockingbird — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:20:52 +0000

All you need is a publicist.

Look at Sarah Palin – she must have a new one, to piggy-back
onto the Jackson Funeral/Memorial Concert for morning shows.

Make anyone a celebrity & star.

By: thebabbster

thebabbster — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:55:35 +0000

Joe the Plumber is a joke. I almost feel sorry for this clown because he views himself as some sort of right-wing grass roots savior. As long as idiots like him and Sarah Palin are around, the GOP will remain a wilderness party.
Wait….that’s a good thing. “Keep up the good work Joe!”

By: jrfunkenstein

jrfunkenstein — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:38:03 +0000

Joe, it’s me God; have some more advice for you.

Get bent.

That is all.

By: NotGuilty

NotGuilty — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:19:49 +0000

Joe’s been pounding his plunger a little too hard, lately.

By: Mockingbird

Mockingbird — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:51:59 +0000

God’s time is at a premium,
with His claimed contradiction of Mark Sanford’s better judgment once Sanford’s pants are caught down.

Why are the right wing rules always invoked for OTHER people?

And shouldn’t Sanford, like Joe the Plumber, hold the one person he is personally & intimately responsible for, to those standards?

Its good to know God doesn’t think old Joe should get his plumber’s license first & foremost before taking on other responsibility!!!

By: Mockingbird

Mockingbird — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:46:30 +0000

Isn’t it ever so nice to see that at least God
has learned to
“Just Say NO!?”

By: jackarmstrong

jackarmstrong — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:22:21 +0000

god: “Like, oh my God… I mean oh my Me… there’s no way I want you to run for office!”

Samuel Wurzelbacher: Hway!

god: Not way.

Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher: Gah!

god: Chyeah, as if!

By: republicanSScareme

republicanSScareme — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:40:59 +0000

Although Joe was stopped by God in running for office, he was more irritated by ordinary people telling him to get a life.

By: Lora

Lora — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:27:03 +0000

This makes me want to say “God is great!”

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By: Dawn1954

Dawn1954 — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:27:33 +0000

Wayne Says:
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You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’”

You know… Ted Bundy heard voices in his head too…

July 1st, 2009 at 11:12 am
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and Son of Sam took messages from a dog…, so maybe God is a dog and another right-wing radical that don’t know his hiney from a hole in the ground…

By: Hawkeye

Hawkeye — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:46:45 +0000

God should tell him to pay his taxes like most patriotic Americans.

By: Lefty Liberal

Lefty Liberal — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:15:35 +0000

jackmcg Says:

Gee, Joe, it may be a heavy role, but it can’t be as heavy as plumbing, can it? After all,it doesn’t require a license, does it?

If Doctors, Lawyers, and even Plumbers need a license, maybe we should require a license for being a politician.

Take a final exam from a 9th grade Civics class, and if you get 80% or higher, then you get a license to be a politician. That would eliminate 90% of the members of congress right there!

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By: curious

curious — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:27:11 +0000

Hearing those voices again hey Joe? First of all this mental midget isn’t running, because he knows that any partially qualified candidate he ran against could clean his clock. This man has no credentials of any kind. He has no smarts and no education and could never hold his own in a debate. Any debate that called for facts on any subject. He is like an ongoing joke with most of us already knowing the punchline.

By the way, with his plumbing out the window, how does this man earn a living? Are his expenses paid to speak at these rallies? I know it doesn’t go on wardrobe. He looks and speaks as if he was just pulled away from the mule. By force. No, he finds he likes to talk. And talk, and talk. I am still waiting for the first glimmer of intelligence to spring from his bald dome.

By: jackmcg

jackmcg — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:25:25 +0000

He continued, “I believe he’s gotten me on this grassroots movement. If I can encourage leaders to step up, that’s what I would like to do. That’s a heavy role. That’s something I don’t know if I am prepared to do yet.”

Gee, Joe, it may be a heavy role, but it can’t be as heavy as plumbing, can it? After all,it doesn’t require a license, does it?

By: wiley

wiley — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:50:52 +0000

Actually, God saideth,

“Joe—thousest shalt, like, STFU. O.K.?!
S.
T.
F.
U.”

By: SP Biloxi

SP Biloxi — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:39:28 +0000

“Joe the Plumber won’t run for office: “You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’”

And I am sure God has a sense of humor. Now maybe Joe can get a plumbing license and move on. His 15 minutes of fame has been up long time ago. I sense that this is not the last of hearing from Joe the Plumber other than his participation of the teabag parties. I sense a reality show for Joe: Dude, where’s my plunger. Coming to a teevee near you.

By: The Shadow

The Shadow — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:28:08 +0000

No Joe, it wasn’t God you were talking to, it was your “little green friend”. You know your imaginary friend that told you you were a plumber and the one who convinced you to let John McCain use you like a chump. If God really talked to you, he’s tell you to stop making a specticle of yourself and get a real job.