Comments on: Reed starting ‘hipper’ Christian Coalition.

By: curious

curious — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:19:28 +0000

Reed is like the thing that would not die. Like all members of the theocratic Taliban, he drags himself out of the muck and comes back again to gnaw on the carcass of what is left of America. And he will not be happy until all individuality is gone and we all march in lock step to his vision of god. Where Onward Christian Soldiers is blared on the streets 24/7 to brain dead followers. He is trying for his own resurrection. He is phony and he is without ethics.

Evil does exist. And in resides in the minds and hearts of all fundamentalists religions of all kinds. The middle east is not the only place these nut jobs reside. Fundamentalism lives everywhere. They chain minds and souls. Hallelujah!!

By: turkeyfish

turkeyfish — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:47:11 +0000

When Ralph says that this won’t be your daddy’s Christian coalition, I guess he means that he will be helping to supply slush fund money like he did for Jack Abramoff and prostitutes like he did for Senator Vitter.

By: T.H.E.Cat

T.H.E.Cat — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:23:43 +0000

Re: Post 197:

My ex, who is Wiccan, nailed a pair of bible-bangers really good one time.

He was getting ready to do a full moon ceremony, and was dressed in his hooded black robe, when they knocked on his door. He raised his arms and thundered: “IF YOU PEOPLE _EVER_ INTERRUPT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF A SPELL AGAIN, I’LL _TURN YOU ALL INTO TOADS_!!!!!!!!!!

They _ran_ off the porch and peeled out at about 90 per.

By: woke

woke — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:18:06 +0000

Jebus, all that Time cover picture needs is a little Hitler mustache, eh?

By: LeslieBurton

LeslieBurton — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:29:22 +0000

This guy is just plain vile. Wayne, I love the Mark Twain quote.

By: Druids Dream

Druids Dream — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:03:16 +0000

“New and improved Jesus! Taste the rich whiteness.”

By: Zooey

Zooey — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:06:05 +0000

MCMetal says:

You’ve never been with me ; you haven’t done anything near that “BAD” , girly ……………..
July 13th, 2009 at 5:49 pm

Oh my…

By: cd

cd — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:42:13 +0000

If you want to see the right wing (i.e. failed) relationship between religion and government in America look no further than Ralph Reed.

If you want to see the moderate left relationship between religion and government in America look no further than Dr Francis S Collins M.D. P.H.D., Obama’s pick for the National Institutes of Health, and author of the revolutionary book “The Language of God: A Scientist Presents Evidence for Belief.”

By: jrfunkenstein

jrfunkenstein — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:41:20 +0000

What could be hipper to today’s youth than someone who despises minorities, preaches hate against gays and derides women as second class citizens?

Oh, and that Time cover photo?

Holy Narc Batman!

This clown wouldn’t know from hip if it rolled up to him on a Segway, listening to an IPod and smoking joint.

By: chingebush

chingebush — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:24:58 +0000

Laugh all you want. If Brother Ralph can get me eternal life, I’m in!

“Where do I sign Bro? What’s that? Just send money? But, but, but… you mean you are just playing the patsies for their money? Why, that makes you look cheap.”

By: christopher wiwi

christopher wiwi — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:31:36 +0000

Once a hypocrite always a hypocrite……..the younger generation has seen through the HYPOCRISY.

By: bluesunflower

bluesunflower — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:00:48 +0000

Another Joe says:

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Perhaps selling a “new” Christianity to teens would work – one where they can have drugs, premarital sex, and babies and be held up as national heros for doing so.

At least it worked for levi until he wrote a “kiss and tell” book about the palins.

Now the wingnuts want to kill him for it.

This makes no sense, especially since I’m pretty sure you’re usually siding with the conservatives and Republicans, Another Joe. Sarah Palin’s family is * republican* (including her teenage daughter with an out-of-wedlock child) and it’s the *Republicans* who go after Levi every time he criticizes Gov. Palin.

Or am I wrong, and your quote is actually a slam on the Republicans? Like I said, I’m not sure. I was pretty sure you mainly slammed the Democrats.

By: Game of Life

Game of Life — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:47:01 +0000

“Hipper” as in putting on his cap backwards? He doesn’t understand people at all. Saying that it’s going to be “hipper” doesn’t make it hip. I don’t know one “hip” teabagger. Even he’s not “hip.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why must he use God name in vain? Another vain teabagger coalition. Christian? Telephone booths? Crook.

repugs want to form people in their warped images instead of accepting people the way they are. All along repugs are doing as they pleased/acting stupid, racist and loony. PATHETIC!

He’s a joke, a rat and should be laying low. The scumbag.

By: Alecto

Alecto — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:35:56 +0000

muy rosada says:

McMetal@ 108,
You are totally free to reject the orthodox christian beliefs. You are free to accept only the faith that you find
reasonable, whatever that belief system might be.
Your faith can be freely chosen.

But, but then Gawd is NOT all powerful, since he cannot control that which I do with my “Free will.”
So is Gawd omnipotent or not?

By: Alecto

Alecto — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:33:51 +0000

SOrry, I was thinking about ROcky Mountain High.

By: Alecto

Alecto — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:32:21 +0000

Reggie says:

Thank God I’m an atheist.

THat is hysterical if you use it the context John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”
Re-write the words, since that song is about Born again Chrisitianity, and then you have perfectly good tune.

“Thank God I’m an atheist.”

Funny as shiit

By: dbadass

dbadass — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:42:16 +0000

Is Ralph Damian?

By: The Shadow

The Shadow — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:33:56 +0000

Ralph Reed is the son of the Devil. He’s not a christian at all. I’m telling you this man is pure evil.

By: flex

flex — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:27:21 +0000

Always the con artist and never wanting to work for a living, Ralph Reed discovered if you shout ‘Hallelujah Jesus’ while waving your hands in the air not everybody wants to lock you up. Some people actually come over and put money $$$ in your pocket.
Thank you Brother Ralph!

By: pete

pete — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:03:52 +0000

Damn, dbadass. I almost sprayed beer out my nose!

You remind me of the last time a couple of “missionaries” stopped by to talk about Mormonism. I told them I was busy but, if they would give me their home address, I would be happy to stop by their house and chat about atheism.

I’m still waiting for that invite.