Self-professed “Republican rapper” Hi-Caliber made an appearance at the anti-Obama 9/12 march on Saturday. Demonstrating his imperfect understanding of Russian history, Hi-Caliber railed against the “communist czars” he perceived to be operating in President Obama’s administration. Not only that, the crowd cheered at a line questioning Obama’s birth certificate:
We need tanks and hummers, not hybrid cars!
We need honest politicians, not communist czars!
USA, not the USSR.
We need more Ann Coulter and less Bill Maher.
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I don’t need another lecture from the Socialistic hypocrite.
Tuesday was your birthday, but where’s your birth certificate?
Watch it:
Hi-Caliber has said his conservative views were formed by right-wing talker Michael Savage. “Here was this guy Michael Savage screaming and ranting and raving about illegal immigration Islamofascism and you know it all started to click and make sense,” explained Hi-Caliber to the Daily Beast’s Max Blumenthal earlier this year.
wow
rap is almost as easy as country/western
and these morons can’t even do that well
right wingers are quickly becoming a parody of themselves
September 15th, 2009 at 2:02 pmConservative, Republican Rappers? Dear God. SERENITY NOW!
September 15th, 2009 at 2:02 pmdon’t forget WHITE, They’s WHITE.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:04 pmCould this be another of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse?
September 15th, 2009 at 2:05 pmWell at least they are embracing something different. Who would have thought these people would ever like rap music.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:05 pmIs there nothing that the Republican’s can’t make crappy and uncool?
September 15th, 2009 at 2:06 pmWho the frig is that blond sitting next to Contessa Brewer? I feel like throwing something at her. Talk about a Repug Shill.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:06 pmRepublican ‘birther’ rappers perform at 9/12 rally.
– - That is the ONLY black person I’ve seen in any photos or video of the 9/12errs. Must have gotten paid well.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:06 pm“…and you know it all started to click and make sense”
That feeling is called having a psychotic break. Possibly an aneurism. The appropriate action to take is to seek medical and psychiatric help, not join the wingnuts and become a bad rapper.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:07 pmHi-Caliber is more like Low-Rent. I don’t begrudge him for trying to make a buck but he shows that he needs to stick to music to make a living. Joe the Plumber already occupies the niche he is attemping to carve out here.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:07 pmWow! Eminem and Jay-Z have got nothing on this guy!
September 15th, 2009 at 2:08 pmIf the birfers were looking for a horrible white rapper why didn’t they tap MC Rove for the gig?
September 15th, 2009 at 2:09 pmBah, blew that joke!
“Wow! Eminem and Jay-Z got nothing compared to this guy!”
September 15th, 2009 at 2:09 pmWitness the obvious: People who think like Republicans eventually fry their brains.
Just say no to hate.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:10 pmChristian heavy metal and now right-wing rap? I’m afraid to ask what’s next.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:11 pmJesus. Everyone there is white. Depressing. It looks like a ‘White Bread Jamboree’. LOL! It IS a ‘White Bread Jamboree’! A bunch of sad white folks surrounded by racists and mediocre talent!
September 15th, 2009 at 2:11 pmConservatives are stupid and that’s a FACT
They are old and are gonna have a heart ATTACK
They are Unamerican that’s for sure
An Anthrax attack could be the cure
They are ignorant as a rock
They should just suck my …..
Fcuk the Republic Fascist Party
September 15th, 2009 at 2:11 pmMary@15, Maybe ‘Conservative Rappin’ Grannies’
September 15th, 2009 at 2:12 pm***
i knew we’d rue the day conservatives
invented rap and hi-hop.
:(
September 15th, 2009 at 2:13 pmBadmoodman says:
– – That is the ONLY black person I’ve seen in any photos or video of the 9/12errs
Look closer. Here’s a clearer picture of the idiot.
And another video.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:13 pmAh. the Status Quo, that these people don’t seem to understand is unsustainable. The Status Quo is just sitting there on the railroad tracks. Not going one way or the other. It will get you run over by the train.
What is that old axiom — Lead, Follow, or Just the #*$@ Get Out of the Way?
September 15th, 2009 at 2:13 pm***
#20,
put on your glasses,
he doesn’t look black to me.
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September 15th, 2009 at 2:16 pmmary lacewing says:
Christian heavy metal and now right-wing rap? I’m afraid to ask what’s next.
Urban Contemporary KKK Gospels.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:17 pmBible Belt Mariachi Music.
.
Kool…
… They hit all the talking points.
Sure nuff’
But facts…?
.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:17 pmWe’re a bunch of f ucking chickenhawks too afraid to use the Dual Shock feature on our Playstations, let alone operate a tank or hummer. Our abundant supply of Cheetos won’t fill the tanks of those bad boys, but maybe some day we’ll figure that out.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:18 pmfixed.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:18 pmOMG! If I hear anymore about Kayne West and the ‘Controversy’ again, I’LL SCREAM! What about the ‘Controversy’ surrounding Jow Wilson? If you haven’t heard. People are threatening to boycott good ole SC. I find that more interesting….
September 15th, 2009 at 2:20 pmAnyone remember Tim Robbins as Bob Roberts? Yeah.
Also, 15.
Dont’ knock Stryper.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:20 pmRight wingers do rap almost as well as they do comedy.
Which is to say, very very poorly.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:20 pmQ: Where’s the GOP’s birth certificate?
A: It doesn’t exist. Subhumans aren’t conferred a birth certificate.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:21 pmHi-Caliber has said his conservative views were formed by right-wing talker Michael Savage. “Here was this guy Michael Savage screaming and ranting and raving about illegal immigration Islamofascism and you know it all started to click and make sense…”
Only if you’re high.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:21 pm***
#27
ok fred,
one last time,
in caps and bold:
IT’S TWAJIE.
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got it?
:)
September 15th, 2009 at 2:22 pmThat’s rich beyond compare,
Righty mouthbreathers co-opting the one thing they all agree is “destroying America”,
to try and sell their flea-bitten dog and scabrous pony show.
Enough you guys – the whole North American reeks of desperation and flop-sweat.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:23 pmmary lacewing says: #15
Progressive country music?
September 15th, 2009 at 2:26 pmI feel ya bro! Sorry the bad rap music got the best of me. :)
September 15th, 2009 at 2:26 pmBarf.
That’s all I have to say on this one…
September 15th, 2009 at 2:27 pmI guess I’ve mistakenly assumed over time that being dumbed down had it’s limits. I know now that I was wrong.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:29 pm["Alt Country" is Progressive Country, for all practical purposes. Some of it's pretty good stuff.]
I suppose Righties will try to use this event to “prove” their Hissy-ism is not racially motivated.
Sorry guys, Michael Steele doesn’t even prove that.
You’re still sorry-assed proto-klansmen. And liars.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:30 pmZooey says:
Hi-Caliber has said his conservative views were formed by right-wing talker Michael Savage. “Here was this guy Michael Savage screaming and ranting and raving about illegal immigration Islamofascism and you know it all started to click and make sense…”
Only if you’re high.
Or really, REALLY seriously stoopid.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:31 pmRace baiting R&B?
September 15th, 2009 at 2:31 pmMr. Evil says:
mary lacewing says: #15
Progressive country music?
Yeah, think Dixie Chicks.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:32 pmBoth, definitely.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:33 pmMr. Evil says:
Progressive country music?
With such hits as:
“My truck’s made in Mexico, but it’s still red white and blue”, “She broke my heart (but at least I have insurance)”, “I’m a smart man, and so is my husband”, “Coming home from ‘ghanistan”, “I have a dream, and Obama made it come true”, “Scary Cheney’s gone Quayle-hunting”
September 15th, 2009 at 2:35 pmLittle Freep Goofballs says:
Right wingers do rap almost as well as they do comedy.
They do comedy almost as well as they do math.
They do math almost as well as they do law.
They do law almost as well as they do economics.
They do economics almost as well as they do science.
They do science almost as well as they do history.
“Communist czars” indeed. Pfft!
September 15th, 2009 at 2:36 pmHank III. (no, not Jr.)
September 15th, 2009 at 2:36 pmWow, that was complete garbage. Good thing we’ve got Sage Francis,Mos Def,Talib Kwali,Dead Prez, and The Coup on our side.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:37 pmWow. That’s really really REALLY bad!
There’s a reason Eminem, Jay Z, Dre and 50 cent have been successful.
It’s because they have talent!
It’s because they know how to rap and how to rhyme their lyrics to their audience base!
Hi-Caliber and K-Fed?
September 15th, 2009 at 2:41 pmNOPE!
This is not what Chuck D of Public Enemy was thinking of, when he wrote “Fight the Power.”
September 15th, 2009 at 2:42 pmThe “birther” part I could chalk up to plain stupidity. But were they actually so anxious to kill people to put in the line:
We need tanks and hummers, not hybrid cars!
September 15th, 2009 at 2:42 pmSo this guy thinks that Michael Savage “clicks and makes sense” to him? Let’s grab a few things Savage has said to see how much sense he makes:
May 12 Savage nation, on Arabs:
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July 16 Savage nation, on autism:
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January 29 Savage nation, when asked by a caller where AIDS comes from:
I think I’ll leave it there. That ought to be enough for now.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:42 pmHi-Caliber has said his conservative views were formed by right-wing talker Michael Savage. “Here was this guy Michael Savage screaming and ranting and raving about illegal immigration Islamofascism and you know it all started to click and make sense,” explained Hi-Caliber to the Daily Beast’s Max Blumenthal earlier this year.
Yes, indeed. When someone screams, rants, and raves (incessantly and repeatedly), I chalk that up to a good argument and accept it as the Gospel truth. It’s sooooo eeeaaasssssyyy being smart!
Cheers,
September 15th, 2009 at 2:47 pmI wish God fulfill Hi-Caliber’s dreams by putting him once in his lifetime in a room with only 30 Ann Coulters.Hi-Caliber will know then what Hell looks like.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:47 pmKayneWest says:
I dont like ignorant brainwashed morons like YOU. Just STFU since you are too stupid to be taken seriously you brainwashed lemming
September 15th, 2009 at 2:48 pmAnd if a teabagger met these rappers in a dark alley, he’d be scared to death of getting mugged. Their brotherhood is all about hatred, and for these guys, a large does of self-hatred – or did they miss the confederate flags flying in the crowd?
Tuesday was your birthday, but where’s your birth certificate?
MLK would weep for these cats.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:48 pmI didn’t even know that the term Islamofacials was still being used.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:49 pmMichael Savage has been banned from entering Great Britain because of his racist views and hate speeches. How the heck can we deport him, Beck, Limbaugh and a few others?
Georgia was originally a penal colony for the rejects from England, as was Australia. What island or colony do we have plopped in the middle of some ocean where we could start sending some of these idiots to? They want their country back, let’s give them one of their own.
TP is probably the first one to call this rally what it really was – ANTI-OBAMA – every other report has termed it anti-health reform. Thanks TP!
September 15th, 2009 at 2:50 pmTake a look at this video:
9.12 Geniuses
Doesn’t it just make you want to scream, “Focus, people!!!”
September 15th, 2009 at 2:53 pmCrap, the link didn’t work, try again…
9.12 Geniuses
September 15th, 2009 at 2:54 pm.
They call that RAP?
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September 15th, 2009 at 2:54 pmDRxJ says
September 15th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I didn’t even know that the term Islamofacials was still being used.
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Hadn’t heard that one. Is it a spa treatment?
September 15th, 2009 at 3:01 pmI wonder what it says if you play it backwards.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:02 pm***
#51,
bruce,
that’s a whole lotta kool-aid
and HI-COLONIC drank it all.
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check out the right brothers,
bush was right.
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conservatism can really rock :)
:)
really.
:|
September 15th, 2009 at 3:04 pmCan these people seriously think that the politicians who tell them they need ‘hummers and tanks’ are ‘honest’???
These people wear their idiocy with pride. I’d hate to have them as my base.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:06 pmTalk about needing to see a shrink. Hi Caliber emulates black rap music but revers hate speech and racist Michael Savage.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:07 pmLike Rush, but different…
WTF, “…communist czars…”? It’s clear this crowd was asleep during World History when they covered the part where the communists murdered the Czar, his wife and all of his children.
It’s equally clear that this crowd doesn’t have a clue about what an “oxymoron” is.
FYI, Rush’s version begins with: “oxi“.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:15 pmI’m sorry, y’all, no disrespect to Hi-Caliber. But MC ROVE had one of the best videos of all time!
September 15th, 2009 at 3:18 pmOne wonders what kind of utopia these teabaggers long for when they support this kind of drivel. My guesses:
A world where fuel efficiency and exploration of alternative energy sources is undesirable. Much better to use up the earth’s supply of fossil fuels as fast as possible and pollute the atmosphere to show our superiority.
A world where “education” means getting spoonfed propaganda, and people are discouraged from thinking for themselves. After all, if people were educated, they would realize that the Russian czars came BEFORE the Russian Communists, neither has anything to do with the current Obama administration, and GWB had more “czars” than Obama has. But in the minds of these yee-haws, these are just pesky details.
A world that’s actually more like the USSR than they care to admit. They want propaganda from their leaders, they want zero tolerance for dissent or alternative views, and they want their leaders to be able to spy on anyone they want and invade any citizen’s privacy.
A world where a non-white person could NEVER be POTUS, which is probably most important of all to them.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:19 pmHi-Caliber, let me introduce you to Vanilla ice…
September 15th, 2009 at 3:19 pmIce, this is Caliber, Caliber, this is Ice, may your careers parallel each other.
Zooey says:
Take a look at this video:
9.12 Geniuses
Doesn’t it just make you want to scream, “Focus, people!!!”
…“you phucking m0r0ns!” especially the ‘czar’ part how embarrassing and this is the kind of conservative education TX wants to use on it’s students in the public system?
BTW does anyone know how much Freedom Works paid them to come up with that “silly” rap and giving Savage a shout out. I bet it was less than $5,000?
September 15th, 2009 at 3:20 pmGOPer rap. Can’t spell “crap” without it.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:21 pmGreatGranny2B says:
…Georgia was originally a penal colony for the rejects from England…
Actually, back then it was very easy in England to get thrown into debtor’s prison for a small debt.
Boy, that rapper is pathetic!
September 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pmSeptember 15th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Low Caliper
September 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Mr. Evil says:
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mary lacewing says: #15
Progressive country music?
Check out Steve Earl. His anti-war antem “Just another Poor Boy (Fighting a Rich Mans War)” is chilling.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:49 pmsorry. “anthem”
September 15th, 2009 at 3:50 pmNext years gNOper movement!
September 15th, 2009 at 3:51 pmGeorge says – Hehehe, that’s sure as hoot’n some sweet rapper lingo, my man, Turd Blossom he’s a great rapper, why he would dance around the Oval Office showing me his phat moves, all moon walking and stuff, talking that rap stuff, he sure had a way with the words, he always said that he had a “little black in him”, well he sure did the other night, and he was all a squealing like a little pig, he always does that, wakes up the whole place, “SQUEEEAAALLL, OINK, ONIK, ONIK, I’m your little beatch pink piggie, SQUEEEAAALLL”, it would get me all excited and I’d have to give ol’ Jeffy a call. What you say Dick?
Dick says – I want fresh blood from cute kittens and puppies.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:55 pmThe prison industry would love it!
September 15th, 2009 at 3:56 pmI had a friend who was a human cannonball in the circus and he was of high caliber. :)
September 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pmWhat a retard…
What irony that he would use such a black cultural “thing” like rap to proclaim his hatred of Obama and progressives!
What a moron…
September 15th, 2009 at 4:06 pmWow, first Stalinist Nazis, and now Communist Czars. What’s next, Confederate Yankees?
September 15th, 2009 at 4:22 pmWhy weren’t the Right Brother’s invited? I’m sure the crowd would have preferred them for their musical pandering.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-z2D9lo9-8
September 15th, 2009 at 4:24 pmBye-Caliber.
Your fifteen seconds of fame were over before you started rapping your inane crapping.
September 15th, 2009 at 4:36 pmCurious… wonder if Hi-Caliber completed high school. He certainly sounds under educated. Or is this what home schooling brings to the RAP table? More ignorance.
September 15th, 2009 at 4:39 pmHere’s another couplet for right wing rap:
We’ll keep screaming BS until we think we’re heard,
September 15th, 2009 at 4:58 pmEven if there’s only one of us who can understand our words!
There’s nothing conservative about this guy, he is embracing the doctrine of Neoconservatism. To call Obama a Communist Czar is inaccurate. He is a Corporatist Czar and no different than George W. Bush in most facets of his political philosophy and aspirations. He is owned and was put in office with the aid of those who own the Federal Reserve and the power brokers of the CFR.
Where are the real Liberals? Where are the real conservatives?
I am sick of Neocon goons and so-called Progressives who are the total opposite of what liberal is or used to mean, at least. Let us not embrace the Neoliberal antics of Pelosi and Hillary Clinton and embrace the politics of the late, great John F. Kennedy.
Why the hell didn’t we nominate Gravel or Kucinich? The progressives will ruin this party, the way the Neocons destroyed the Republican Party.
September 15th, 2009 at 5:20 pmHi Liblinebacker,
I like your aspirations pun. I wouldn’t go as far to call Obama a flunky of corpartism, yet. Although his banker appointments and failure to confront the Fed leaves me wondering at times.
We need to get past our mistake of not nominating Kucinich and work with what we have. The point in your post however is not without merit.
September 15th, 2009 at 5:26 pmHi-Caliber? Shheeshh. Hi Calorie is more like it. What tools.
September 15th, 2009 at 5:30 pmshoeless
Wow, first Stalinist Nazis, and now Communist Czars. What’s next, Confederate Yankees?
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Great!
Union Seccesionists?
September 15th, 2009 at 5:34 pmCoal Power Environmentalists?
Fascist Anarchists?
Athiest Islamofascists?
September 15th, 2009 at 5:42 pmDoes this qualify as multiculturalism? I look forward to Pat Buchanan’s denunciation of this guy.
September 15th, 2009 at 5:57 pm***
92 comments and only one troll.
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sorry HI-CALONIC.
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you need a posse.
:)
September 15th, 2009 at 6:12 pmTuesday was your birthday, but where’s your birth certificate?
Typo there. Should say “pass book”.
Cheers,
September 15th, 2009 at 6:31 pmcommunist czars!
Those 2 words go together like oil and water. Not well.
September 15th, 2009 at 7:27 pmHi-Caliber = Low IQ
September 15th, 2009 at 7:46 pmMr.Duke says:
communist czars!
Those 2 words go together like oil and water. Not well.
I suppose it could serve as a slang term for a suicidal person.
September 15th, 2009 at 8:16 pmI’ve got 10 inches. Really.
Just like there were 2 million people at Beck’s teabagger event the other day. Really.
This is the real reason behind the inflated numbers the right-wingers are throwing around, claiming that far more people were in attendance than were actually there…Republican impotency, Republicans losing power in Washington, the size of the Republican Party shrinking, shrinking, shrinking, with only flaccid-minded hardcore Republicans remaining.
So, Beck, Limbaugh, Malkin, O’Reilly are trying to shoot what remains of their conservative teabagging cult followers full of Viagra, to make them even more “hard”core, but will never make any of them more than 1 or 2 inches, max.
(Gee, I seem to have had a Rude Pundit moment).
September 15th, 2009 at 10:18 pmSo now there’s rappers and then there’s Republican rappers, I see.
I think this is how that whole “Liberal Media” thing got started, soon we’ll see a whole slew of conservatives decrying how the rest of the rap world is stacked against them, coin the phrase “Liberal Rappers,” then they’ll start the Conservative Rappers Organization, buy a cable station of their own….
Hmm, so far we have:
Hi Caliber
McCain Girls
Uncle Murda
The Young Cons [...]
Hey, does Mickey Dolenz count?
September 15th, 2009 at 10:47 pmWho cares about accuracy and intelligence? I mean really… It rhymes!
September 16th, 2009 at 12:26 pmBest part is at the end of the clip:
“Big shout out to freedom works!”
September 16th, 2009 at 1:45 pmThank you for your sharing.!
September 19th, 2009 at 4:46 am