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Porn company names Gingrich ‘Family Values Porn Fan of the Year, 2009.’

newt_award1Newt Gingrich’s corporate-friendly advocacy group American Solutions for Winning the Future (ASWF) has had a propensity for telling pornography companies that they have received an award and then subsequently retracting them. Recently, ASWF awarded The Lodge — a gentleman’s club in Dallas — with an Entrepreneur of the Year award but then rescinded that award. Also, Pink Visual — a porn DVD store in California — was informed by ASWF that it received the “tremendous honor” of being named a 2009 Entrepreneur of the Year. ASWF later claimed it “inadvertently” sent the letter to Pink Visual. Allison Vivas, the president of Pink Visual, turned the tables on Newt. She told Dave McKenna of the Washington City Paper that she created a fake award for Gingrich:

“I sat down with the executive team here and created a special honor to bestow upon Newt: ‘Family Values Porn Fan of the Year, 2009,’ Vivas responded via email. “We worked on the plaque design [image on the right], an event schedule, a notification to fax to his office – and of course, a letter we’ll send rescinding the offer after he receives it.”

(HT: Huffington Post)



211 Responses to “Porn company names Gingrich ‘Family Values Porn Fan of the Year, 2009.’”

  1. Lora says:

    This is too funny. I guess the runners up were Senators Vitter and Ensign.


  2. P.D. says:

    LOL! It was well deserved! I’m sure the other Repugs are jealous!


  3. The Moderate Squad says:

    SOOOoooooo funny!


  4. Leftside Annie says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    Congratulations, Newtie! It couldn’t have been awarded to a more deserving assha–er, guy!



  5. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Crazy Legs says:
    __________

    L’eggs… if we need to explain it to, you’re not gonna get it anyways…

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

    Whew… good one…

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…


  6. flight says:

    Visual Pink handled Gingrich’s gaff with a good dose of humor.
    Let’s see of Gingrich has the testicular fortitude to accept the spoof.
    It takes a real man to laugh at oneself.


  7. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Crazy L’eggs, two points: first, it’s actually the red states that are the most voracious consumers of porn, led by that most pious and reddest of red states, Utaaaah!

    second: what hypocrisy are you babbling about?

    I mean, I know you don’t put a lot of thought into your trolling, but this is just ridiculous.


  8. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    The trophy should be a snapshot of Newt and one of his grade school teachers getting it on.


  9. Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. says:

    Crazy Legs gives it a standing ovation.

    :)


  10. nofltwlt says:

    Ha Ha

    Newt, the smartest man in the republican party!

    Ha Ha


  11. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Remember, you’re the hot stripper with the Crazy Legs devouring the pole, and the hairy truck drivers in the crowd can only dream …


  12. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Why the hypocrisy?

    Because Speaker Kris Kringle was diddling his aide while moving the grand jury to indict slick willy.


  13. Leftside Annie says:

    I had to go to Pink Visual and send an email to Alison Vivas for her awesome pwning of the Newtster…(oh, my eyes!!)

    I did include a p.s. to her: “Please stop giving money to stupid Republicans. America is better off without them.”


  14. OutstandingInMyField says:

    I don’t have much use for porn, but I’ll buy Ms. Vivas a beer anytime.


  15. Lora says:

    To Crazy Legs,
    Just because you think something doesn’t make it so. Fantasize on, troll-nut.


  16. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Obsess much, loser?
    __________

    Sorry, L’eggs… but that ain’t gonna cut it…

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…


  17. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Hey Crazy L’eggs — you’ve just coined an excellent description of your online persona, as seen through the eyes of Murphis:

    Obsess. Much loser.


  18. Zooey says:

    Porn company names Gingrich ‘Family Values Porn Fan of the Year, 2009.’

    Best headline on TP, EVER!!!

    Well done, Faiz. :D


  19. Zooey says:

    Now the troll puts stock in what Michael Moore says.

    *eyes rolling*


  20. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Obsess Hypocrisy in my Sock, loser?


  21. Zooey says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Are you throwing moore under the bus?
    October 9th, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    No, but I’m not surprised you can’t figure it out.


  22. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Clock out or I’ll throw you under the short bus, loser.


  23. sscncturn64 says:

    Hey crazylegs, with a name like yours you are probably a fan of porn. you should be happy about newt.Most repugs spew their crap about family values and morals and how premarital sex is forbidden. Lets not forget about adultry. Yet it seems like its always the repugs who get caught doing this sht. Religion? Priest are always in the media for molesting little boys. Then the so called televangelists who ask for money and then cheat on their wives with prostitutes. Jimmy swaggert(forgive me god for i have sinned). what a fcking joke. Repugs, wingnuts and morals, are like vinegar and water. They just dont go together.


  24. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    As you can imagine, this president obami is really getting to us. Over the last ten months, he’s clearly laid the ground work to be a successful president. That’s driving us batshit insane, since we don’t want the refuse truck to pick up the Bush waste. It should be on the side of the road for eternity.


  25. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    No thanks, fugitive.



  26. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    We don’t like peace, because there’s liberal bias to the definition. Peace in Conservapedia is defined as being cordoned off from war. We lived in peace during the Bush years; hanging with our pals and closing our minds off from the grinding machine that was Iraq. A yellow ribbon attached to my free-market SUV was all I needed to have. Flag draped what?


  27. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    I hope Raychel madcow doesn’t become a fixture on meet the press. She’s full of facts!!!!!!


  28. Rich H says:

    What, no aaronk on any of the threads today? I guess you guys really did make him cry yesterday.


  29. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    English-to-Troll-gibberish translator that way …


  30. okie dokie says:

    I love Michael Moore, but I’m ROTFL thinking how he’d fit under a bus!


  31. Zooey says:

    okie dokie says:

    I love Michael Moore, but I’m ROTFL thinking how he’d fit under a bus!
    October 9th, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    Dat’s one helluva speed bump!


  32. Zooey says:

    I think the troll has cognitive difficulties.

    Poor thing…


  33. sscncturn64 says:

    Hey crazylegs, Im curious, are you a religious person?Do you believe that our planet was formed 6000 years ago?
    Did you here about the discovery in Africa?
    They call this fossil Ardi, its a hominid skeleton 1.2 million years older then the skeleton they called Lucy.
    Its called science. Facts OK. I dont remember the date but the discovery channel will have a special on it narrated by Mike Rowe. This should make kirk cameron and other people who believe in creation go nuts and try to come up with an explanation. There isnt one, its called evolution, put down that ficticious book you read and get up to speed.
    The more that people around the world get away from religion the less conflicts there will be.


  34. Zooey says:

    sscncturn64 says:
    October 9th, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    I think it’s safe to say that the troll has never thought past his own nose.


  35. Zooey says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    How many deaths today in Afghanistan?
    October 9th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    Well, that would involve the number of Afghan deaths, and since WE don’t do death tolls, it would be hard to say.

    Such a sad creature you are…


  36. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Hannity handed Michael Moore his ass after his head was removed from it. Standard procedure.


  37. okie dokie says:

    Compared to Murphis, Crazy Legs seems excessively wordy.
    Aren’t they saying the same things?


  38. sscncturn64 says:

    How many deaths caused by bush/cheney for no reason Legs?
    If that piece of sht bush took the warnings from the clinton administration seriously we wouldnt be talking about Afghanistan. We would still be talking about Iraq because bush was going in there no matter what anyone said. because of bush hundreds of thousands of lives have been destroyed.
    It really is amazing how fcking stupid you rightwingers are.
    Why would you bring up a conflict that could have been prevented by your hero bush. There will be no justice in this world until bush gets the same damn thing that sadam got!!!


  39. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Hey… L’eggs… over here…

    Seeing as your our resident “expert” on all things Wingnutty… perhaps you can enlighten us all as to why in God’s name anyone would possibly want Limbaugh as a judge for the Miss America Pageant…

    I mean… has Limbaugh even been NEAR a live, breathing, adult women in years?

    Is it because he could be considered an expert on breasts, seeing as he’s got quite a pair of his own?

    Excuse me… they’re not breasts… they’re “man boobs”… aren’t they?


  40. okie dokie says:

    Looks like Crazy Leg’s meth kicked in.


  41. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Crazy Legs says:
    _________

    Desperate!

    Pointless!

    Plumb outta gas!!!


  42. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Crazy Legs … Is that you?

    HARR HARR HARR

    HORK HORK HORK

    HURK HURK HURK

    HEEK HEEK HEEK

    HARR HARR HARR

    (meow .. Zoo)


  43. Zooey says:

    *sniff*

    I didn’t know you cared…


  44. Zooey says:

    Geez, don’t do that to me, GOP.


  45. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Take ‘personal responsibilty’ and shut it.


  46. Zooey says:

    Wait a minute….this thread just got a whole lot crazier!


  47. okie dokie says:

    It’s just the meth, Zooey.
    And the fox.


  48. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    You’re never in the mood for the GOP, I can tell, Zoo. Talk to your trial lawyer about Yaz!


  49. hellinabucket says:

    a thread about porn and crazy legs is all over it.


  50. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    This thread is hee lair ee us!

    I would drop by Mickey D’s but I’m already lovin’ it!


  51. Zooey says:

    Mine? Critters don’t namejack.


  52. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Defendant: Crazy Legs

    Count 1: Exposing himself to blow-up doll.


  53. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Can someboby please translate what marc hill is saying?

    Translates to…

    Crazy Legs aka Pat Pomery is a pussy.

    So, why are you a pussy?


  54. okie dokie says:

    Alone at the bottom of a thread with meth head troll
    on friday nite is a frightening thing, isn’t it, GOP?


  55. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    If I had a car I’d find you and kill you!

    Flagged and reported at post 116 for making a death threat.


  56. hellinabucket says:

    this is a sad display. Is this what President Obama being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize is doing to the remaining believers in the GOP?


  57. okie dokie says:

    Crazy Legs has probably tired of his name.

    Too descriptive of his drug of choice.


  58. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    okie dokie says:

    Alone at the bottom of a thread with meth head troll
    on friday nite is a frightening thing, isn’t it, GOP?

    Uh, yeah, it’s called working all day at the RNC, captain obvious!

    ;)


  59. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs aka Pat Pomery says:

    Fu(k off, lib hypocrites!

    1. Why do you want to kill Joe Cantwell?

    2. Why do you want to assassinate the POTUS

    3. Why are you a pussy?


  60. okie dokie says:

    On my local paper’s site, people kept commenting
    how right winger’s heads were going to explode
    because Obama won the Nobel Prize.

    Looks like we’re witnessing it.


  61. sscncturn64 says:

    Hey legs, I think its safe to say that you are a very lonely person with no friends who is desperate for attention.
    In the matter of the crucifix that you brought up, try using it as a sex toy. It will be your friend from here to eternity.
    Why dont you just go over to redstate? I here that its a bunch of lonely losers just like yourself.


  62. Intrepid says:

    okie dokie says:

    On my local paper’s site, people kept commenting
    how right winger’s heads were going to explode
    because Obama won the Nobel Prize.

    Looks like we’re witnessing it.

    So have I.


  63. hellinabucket says:

    Does crazy legs want a fake porn award and then taken away from him too? is that why he’s venting? poor little legs. Is it because he’s looking around and he’s finding that he’s the sanest one in the GOP circle jerk?

    The world may never care.


  64. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Crazy reported someone? Finally, a report the FBI/SS doesn’t have to take seriously.


  65. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Intrepid says:

    Why do you change names every 5 minutes? You’ve been reported to the FBI for making death threats.

    Project much?

    Pussy much?

    I’m sorry troll but I don’t play that kind of game. I have been Intrepid since day one. I don’t circumvent blogs.

    Oh btw Patty Pussy. You still haven’t defined the word Intrepid.

    Hint:

    It’s an eight letter word.


  66. T.H.E.Cat says:

    Umpteen dozen deranged word salad posts from Chicken legs. Can we get _rid_ of this dork already????????????


  67. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  68. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  69. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Bristol Johnston says:

    Your proxy can be traced, loser.

    Do you mean IP number?

    Like the one on 116?

    The FBI will be very interested in you. So will the Secret Service.

    So, why do you want to kill Joe Cantrell and the POTUS?

    Why are you a pussy?


  70. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  71. okie dokie says:

    Intrepid: Thanks for the visual.

    Fortunately, as I posted there, the clean-up is minimal,
    since their heads are always inside the the fox box.


  72. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    The RNC is hiring! Come experience Big Butts and Crazy Legs.


  73. Intrepid says:

    T.H.E.Cat says:

    Umpteen dozen deranged word salad posts from Chicken legs. Can we get _rid_ of this dork already????????????

    I have already flagged the troll with a request to turn in his URL along with his IP to the FBI for his threat to kill Joe Cantrell on post 116. Hopefully TP responds and takes the correct course of action against him as he is a danger to the country.


  74. Intrepid says:

    okie dokie says:

    Intrepid: Thanks for the visual.

    Fortunately, as I posted there, the clean-up is minimal,
    since their heads are always inside the the fox box.

    You’re welcome. :)


  75. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    You lick my boots, pal. You’re not qualified to wear them, let alone shake in ‘em.


  76. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Shaking in my boots!

    You better be. You’re all done pussy.


  77. joe cantwell says:

    ***

    I’m so tired

    of sitting

    at

    home

    playing with

    myself.

    :(


  78. hellinabucket says:

    Isn’t that like a daily thing legs?


  79. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  80. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  81. okie dokie says:

    U.N.C.L.E.?
    You’re dating yourself, Crazy Legs.
    Maybe it’s not meth.
    Just everyday Alzheimers.
    And Napoleon Solo has no sympathy for rightwing freakouts.
    Neither does Mr. Waverly or Ilya.


  82. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    I have friends at U.N.C.L.E.

    You’re gonna have plenty in prison to bend over for.


  83. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  84. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  85. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Intrepid says:

    You gonna turn yourself in? LOL!

    For what? I don’t threaten people’s lives unlike you.


  86. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  87. sscncturn64 says:

    Legs,I am really curious. Are you a male or female. I dont believe in violence,but once in a while you come across someone so dense that it makes you want to slap the sht out of them. If your a male I would pay to kick you in your nutsack,if your a female(your poor husband)I would give you a nasty purple nurple. Do you actually think about what you write on this blog? You have to have such a sorry assed life to come on TP and just write stupid comments to get a rise.
    I hope that you are a 16 year old having fun. If not,then I pitty you.


  88. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  89. kayess says:

    Wonder where he’ll display this great award? Love it!


  90. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Flagged and reported on 164.


  91. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  92. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Find who? You can’t even point to the U.S. on a map.


  93. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    sscncturn64, at the moment I have guy genes but I’m up for sexual reassignment at the doctors.

    You won’t have time for that where you’re going.


  94. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  95. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  96. Intrepid says:

    Too bad your HIP won’t pay coverage for your mental condition Patty Pussy.


  97. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  98. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Crazy Legs, Jim Inhofe thinks you’re a right-wing whacko.


  99. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Flagged and reported on 169.


  100. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Flagged on 178


  101. Crazy Legs says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  102. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    I can point to an @sshole, @sshole.

    I get it, you can stop pointing the finger at yourself.


  103. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Why are you a pussy?


  104. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Flagged on 182.


  105. hellinabucket says:

    I can point to an @sshole, @sshole. That’s your reflection cl.


  106. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Let’s get back to policy stuff.

    My party loves recessions because it forces the masses to compete for the adoration of tyrannical employers; hence, an employers’ market. It provides employers choice and competition, and they don’t have to pay a dime. The commoners pay them to work.


  107. Bristol Johnston says:

    This Crazy Legs is scarier than Jason and Jigsaw. I knew a boy who had sex with a moose and wasn’t nearly as crazy as Crazy Legs.

    He’s dangerous. These kinds of boys wear glasses and shoots celebrities.


  108. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Pay for mental coverage? There’s no such thing as an employee benefit package around here, buster. Employees put together their ‘benefit package’ for me.


  109. okie dokie says:

    You’ve been here for an hour Crazy Legs.
    Not 15 minutes.
    The drugs just makes time. . . . .
    go. . . . .
    so. . . . .
    slow. . . . .


  110. pete says:

    Scary? No. Our favorite pet sockpuppet factory doesn’t leave the basement. He’s only a danger to Mommy.


  111. Intrepid says:

    What the GOP REALLY means … says:

    Pay for mental coverage? There’s no such thing as an employee benefit package around here, buster. Employees put together their ‘benefit package’ for me.

    Do you mean…….

    You won’t pay coverage

    for

    Crazy Legs mental condition???

    SHOCKER!!!


  112. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    I have the unfortunate responsibility of changing that one’s diaper, and those legs do go crazy. Not to mention, pee all over the ceiling.


  113. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Intrepid says:

    SHOCKER!!!

    LOL!


  114. Shayne says:

    Crazy Legs stole Joe Cantwell’s name and needs to be flagged and booted out of here.


  115. hellinabucket says:

    Yes he does Shayne. the request has been made.


  116. Shayne says:

    CL got into his mother’s meth lab, obviously.


  117. sscncturn64 says:

    Legs,I never reported any troll until now. You seem to much like a beck and limpo follower,and that is violence waiting to happen. Get a fcking life. Your a tuff guy behind your keyboard threatning people. Typical sore loser repug.


  118. Intrepid says:

    What the GOP REALLY means … says:

    I have the unfortunate responsibility of changing that one’s diaper, and those legs do go crazy. Not to mention, pee all over the ceiling.

    Nail them down to the table. That should work.


  119. Intrepid says:

    sscncturn64 says:

    Legs,I never reported any troll until now. You seem to much like a beck and limpo follower,and that is violence waiting to happen. Get a fcking life. Your a tuff guy behind your keyboard threatning people. Typical sore loser repug.

    And how many time have I flagged and reported CL in this thread alone?

    Lets hope TP does the right thing.


  120. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    The only problem I have with this market is that it’s a buyer’s market for housing. Once again we need to return to the seller’s market that made the Bush economy so great.

    Republican property owner: Oh, you don’t like the carpet? You wunna cawpet awowwance?

    Democrat home buyer: My education from an elitist university affords me a EPA-approved carpet for the green economy, for I must do my part for Al Gore.

    Republican owner pulls down pants and smears his poop in carpet

    Republican Owner: Offer stands, b itch!


  121. pete says:

    Technically, Shayne, it’s his Mommy’s pimp’s meth lab. Too bad he’s a piss-poor cook/pimp/pusher.


  122. Reggie says:

    Poor crazy legs, he has sex with Mark Koldys and didn’t wear a blindfold, now it appears he is certifiably insane.


  123. Shayne says:

    I think Newton receiving this award was PREMATURE.


  124. Shayne says:

    That’s right Pets, CL’s mother works on her back not IN the lab.


  125. Intrepid says:

    Shayne says:

    205,

    Where CL is going, he’ll be working down on his knees.


  126. dbadass says:

    On a certain level I can’t help but feel slightly responsible…


  127. Shayne says:

    Intrepid says:

    Shayne says:

    205,

    Where CL is going, he’ll be working down on his knees.

    As much as he likes doing it it’s not really “work” is it?


  128. okie dokie says:

    sscnturn64@12:59a.m.
    Might not be a bad idea.
    In a debate tonite on a local thread, I noticed how similar the philosophies of Beck and Mark Levin were to Timothy McVeigh.
    Frightening.


  129. Intrepid says:

    Shayne says:

    Intrepid says:

    Shayne says:

    205,

    Where CL is going, he’ll be working down on his knees.

    As much as he likes doing it it’s not really “work” is it?

    To him, it’s a recreational activity.


  130. Shayne says:

    What happened to CL? Chickensh!t.


  131. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    The AEI War Prize has more credibility.

    So does the Defense Industries’ Blood Money Prize.


  132. johnny dol1ar says:

    “Patterns are a wonderful thing. They are especially probative in legal cases, as they tend to show purpose, motive, a common scheme or plan. In short, they can disprove more benign explanations like ignorance, error, or coincidence.”
    Jeffy Bovine’s Lover, Mark Koldys

    This describes perfectly Jeffy Bovine.
    I am positive he’s seriously f’ed up in the nogging.
    But, he also fancies himself some kind of Net vigilante, whose duty is to keep you FAR LEFT INSECT LOONS in check, as if.

    One of his goals is to impede any criticism of his beloved wingnutz at the Fox Republican Propaganda Network.
    That is why he is here.

    Poor Jeffy Bovine is soooo stupid he doesn’t realize the futility of his Baboon Beck act.

    - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – -

    Regarding Newt,

    I mentioned in the – Limpo, Miss America judge – that Newt would be another perfect judge next to Limpo.

    As the award shows, Newt is quite an authority on Family Values, appreciation of the female body measurements, and performance ability.

    His sharp judgment was exhibited by conferring awards to TWO porn businesses.


  133. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Before I call it a night (in other words, I’ll take a break for 6 hours), will Obami ban me from watching A Christmas Story this year? He is a well-known comrade in the War on Christmas.


  134. Intrepid says:

    Shayne says:

    What happened to CL? Chickensh!t.

    He’s in chickenshit mode. He down voted us on 210 and 211.

    So ChickenShit. Why are you a pussy?


  135. Intrepid says:

    What the GOP REALLY means … says:

    Before I call it a night (in other words, I’ll take a break for 6 hours), will Obami ban me from watching A Christmas Story this year? He is a well-known comrade in the War on Christmas.

    Yesh!

    Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha………….


  136. dietrich says:

    I knew something good would come out of insomia at 1 in the morning. I got to be the tenth vote down on most of crazyeggs bullshite.
    Ever try any medicines for your psychosis, crazy eggs?
    I reported his threats too.
    tony and lido


  137. Intrepid says:

  138. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Shayne says:

    What happened to CL? Chickensh!t.

    He’s lurking below. Notice, I’m having to keep up with correcting ‘Vote Downs’.


  139. pete says:

    Heh! The funny thing is that FAUX will run a story that says, “even pornographers love Newt“. Then they’ll “cover” the retraction with a tiny little update on FAUX Nation.com.


  140. Intrepid says:

    Why are you a pussy CL?


  141. What the GOP REALLY means ... says:

    Have a very good night!

    *flips switch*

    CL: Hey, turn the light on! WAAAAH!


  142. Intrepid says:

    What the GOP REALLY means … says:

    Have a very good night!

    *flips switch*

    CL: Hey, turn the light on! WAAAAH!

    Don’t let the Fox News bed bugs bite. :p


  143. Intrepid says:

    223.

    Awww.. Poor little CL has to hijack my username like a good little pussy.

    So why are you a pussy?


  144. johnny dol1ar says:

  145. sscncturn64 says:

    Intrepid, dont call CL a pussy, you know what they say. You are what you eat. I doubt very much that a repug knows how to do that. Its immoral ya know. If only they knew!


  146. pete says:

    I was expecting the name-jacking to start a couple days ago when this meltdown started. And I guess the TP mods, who probably have better things to do, figured they would wait for the climax.


  147. Intrepid says:

    Why must you hi jack my IP pussy boy? Seeing as how I am a computer technician, I know that when you log in to TP and post troll turds, you are transmitting YOUR IP NUMBER and is logged onto their server. This also applies when you hijack another member’s IP. It’s still the same and no matter how many usernames you have hijacked the IP number you just transmitted while doing so will be traced directly back to you.

    Are you really that stupid?


  148. SP Biloxi says:

    LMAO! An appropriate award for King Solomon Newt.

    Lora sez:

    This is too funny. I guess the runners up were Senators Vitter and Ensign.

    lol Add the third runner up—Guv. Mark Sanford

    GOP are turning into a daytime soap opera: The Sin and the Sinful.


  149. Intrepid says:

    sscncturn64 says:

    Intrepid, dont call CL a pussy, you know what they say. You are what you eat. I doubt very much that a repug knows how to do that. Its immoral ya know. If only they knew!

    Ok.


  150. pete says:

    I’ve known countless pussies who would gladly kick the troll’s ass for giving pussies a bad name.


  151. Intrepid says:

    I just flagged him again.


  152. Intrepid says:

    This also applies when you hijack another member’s IP.

    Meant to say, “This also applies when you hijack another member’s USERNAME.” on 230.


  153. pete says:

    I’ve flagged him a couple times a day for more than a year. The sad part is that each incarnation is a little more vile than the last.


  154. Intrepid says:

    Crazy Legs says:

    Ask yourself…..

    There’s something you should know.

    Maybe you should be asking yourself why you are committing internet suicide.


  155. Intrepid says:

    238

    You gave yourself away Crazy Legs. Good dog.

    Here. Have a milk bone.


  156. Intrepid says:

    pete says:

    I’ve flagged him a couple times a day for more than a year. The sad part is that each incarnation is a little more vile than the last.

    TP needs to moderate this blog much better. Has anyone emailed them concerning CL?


  157. Intrepid says:

    Let him hang himself. His IP will be traced no matter how many usernames the troll hijacks.


  158. Reggie says:

    Crazy legs is probably using several proxy servers, so it is a waste of time to ban him by IP number. There is software available that could be used to sniff out the mac address of his computer, maybe it’s time for TP to invest a few dollars and eliminate this serial troll.


  159. pete says:

    The really funny thing is that our stupid, pet, stalking troll drives off anyone who might want to take his side. Though I guess that b-kup doesn’t mind the guilt by association. But, other than that, it seems like any new trolls give up after a single thread. Even they don’t want to be associated with such a stupid, vile, POS.


  160. Reggie says:

    pete:

    CL and b-cup are both quite effective at derailing threads and making it all about themselves. Their styles may differ but the results are always the same.


  161. pete says:

    Yes. I’ve emailed TP including the time he jacked my name and a few other especially disgusting/disturbing posts. That was cleared up pretty quickly. I’m a bit surprised that action wasn’t taken on this episode. He’s been over the edge for a few days now.


  162. Intrepid says:

    Just changed my PW.


  163. Intrepid says:

    Reggie says:

    Crazy legs is probably using several proxy servers, so it is a waste of time to ban him by IP number. There is software available that could be used to sniff out the mac address of his computer, maybe it’s time for TP to invest a few dollars and eliminate this serial troll.

    Does the FBI have that software?


  164. pete says:

    Reggie:

    True enough. However, I don’t mind the derailing for it’s own sake. Some of the best conversations have little to do with the original subject. And even though b-kup is as frustrating as a pimple in one’s ear, he does play fair compared to the white-trash. I even, occasionally, learn something debunking b-kup. This little pest, on the other hand, has no redeeming features that I’ve ever seen.


  165. pete says:

    Heck! The FBI developed/commissioned that software but, I think they are pretty busy with the freaks who are actually wandering the streets with assault weapons.


  166. just the bleepn facts says:

    Crazy Legs says:
    I can point to an @sshole, @sshole.

    You finally bought a mirror? Good on you, junior! Did it break when you posted that? LOL!


  167. Intrepid says:

    251

    That sounds like CL when he’s away from his mother’s computer.


  168. Reggie says:

    pete:

    I am pretty sure that the FBI is keeping close tabs on the stalker/hate blog that is home to several of the trolls that haunt Think Progress.
    Two of our trolls have made comments at the stalker blog advocating for assassination of the president and a military overthrow of the government.
    That, along with threats of violence against other bloggers probably have them watched by the feds.


  169. Intrepid says:

    just the bleepn facts says:

    Crazy Legs says:
    I can point to an @sshole, @sshole.

    You finally bought a mirror? Good on you, junior! Did it break when you posted that? LOL!

    He forgot to remove it from his chair after admiring his anal cyst. His mother’s going to be POed.


  170. AaronQ of Maine says:

    I loved the “king of the hill” episode where dale explains the information gathering network collectively called “the beast”. Most of the time in government there is a separation between information gathering and active operations. Its a fail-safe so that one person or group can’t have all the information and all the power. The biggest problem of the bush years is that gap is now almost closed. And once it does, game-freaking-over. Thats the true meaning of the words big-brother.


  171. pete says:

    That is a concern, Intrepid (if that’s your real name). However, there’s an old saying that says, “people who spend their time boasting about what they are going to do? rarely do anything”.

    I don’t think this impotent little creep is much of a threat but, it wouldn’t hurt for TP to pass on his information to the appropriate authorities.


  172. Intrepid says:

    Reggie says:

    pete:

    I am pretty sure that the FBI is keeping close tabs on the stalker/hate blog that is home to several of the trolls that haunt Think Progress.
    Two of our trolls have made comments at the stalker blog advocating for assassination of the president and a military overthrow of the government.
    That, along with threats of violence against other bloggers probably have them watched by the feds.

    Hope so.

    Could any of them be “snoops” disguised as TP bloggers?


  173. just the bleepn facts says:

    Intrepid says:

    That was no cyst, it was his head! ;)


  174. just the bleepn facts says:

    The red states consume the most porn, they should get an award for their hypocrisy! It drives one of America’s “growth” industries! LOL! ;)


  175. Intrepid says:

    pete says:

    That is a concern, Intrepid (if that’s your real name). However, there’s an old saying that says, “people who spend their time boasting about what they are going to do? rarely do anything”.

    I don’t think this impotent little creep is much of a threat but, it wouldn’t hurt for TP to pass on his information to the appropriate authorities.

    You quoted me right. It’s me.

    The Feds have to take these things seriously. Especially CL’s and TP should do a better job reporting such matters to proper authorities so things like CL’s troll turds won’t happen again.


  176. Intrepid says:

    just the bleepn facts says:

    Intrepid says:

    That was no cyst, it was his head! ;)

    Oh you mean he broke the mirror when he sat down with his head up his arse?


  177. AaronQ of Maine says:

    I think if I was Gillette, the razor company, I would be against muslims, because they don’t shave. and against hippies. But I was wondering why creationists shave. If god made them with hair why get rid of it, seems not-so-thought out.



  178. just the bleepn facts says:

    Reggie says:
    pete:
    I am pretty sure that the FBI is keeping close tabs on the stalker/hate blog that is home to several of the trolls that haunt Think Progress.

    That assumes the FBI wants to shut down these lunatics and isn’t full of them also. That’s a big assumption…


  179. delafield says:

    Everybody encourages the troll and now he’s out of control.

    Please stop feeding the trolls. Thank you.


  180. AaronQ of Maine says:

    you ever seen the women in red states? brings a whole new meaning to the word troll.


  181. just the bleepn facts says:

    AaronQ of Maine says:
    I think if I was Gillette, the razor company, I would be against muslims, because they don’t shave. and against hippies. But I was wondering why creationists shave. If god made them with hair why get rid of it, seems not-so-thought out.

    Shaving isn’t a “creationist/christian” value, it’s a Roman one that grew out of lice infestations suffered by the Roman Legions. Men shaved their head to keep down the lice.

    Christians aren’t biblical in their values – they’re Roman. Which is why they hate “hippies” that talk free food, and free medical care – like Jesus did… ;)


  182. Reggie says:

    Could any of them be “snoops” disguised as TP bloggers?

    That is very unlikely.
    What is more likely is that they are using computer based surveillance (data mining) of known hate sites where these cretins congregate. You will not believe how many of these sites there are and how overt the posters are with their advocacy of insurrection and genocide.


  183. pete says:

    Reggie:

    You probably know more about it than I. My own estimation is that we have the prime sockpuppet factory, his number two, Tracy_5 (who may just be the semi-sane alter ego of numbers 1 or 2) and b-kup. There have been occasional visitors but, other than that, I don’t think we are dealing with more than 4 individuals on a regular basis. It almost makes me sad that the “permanent majority” can’t summon more than a few freaks to defend themselves from our “leftist” message.


  184. AaronQ of Maine says:

    good thing I got a hot wife. and live in a bright blue state, except my senators.


  185. Reggie says:

    pete:
    I think you are pretty close, it is doubtful there are more than a handful of regular trolls. What bothers me about them is the fact that they were associated with Think Progress Watch and Olbermann Watch. Those blogs were owned by Eric Odom, who is through his American Liberty Alliance is one of the leaders of the Tea Party Movement.

    Odom has started a feud with other Tea Party groups and it will be interesting to watch how this unfolds. He may also be behind the recent movement to discredit Charles Johnson from LGF. Odom and his minion Mark Koldys are two sneaky little bastards and both have connections to Ron Paul.


  186. pete says:

    Reggie:

    They are, indeed, vile little worms and worthy of official attention. I also think we will see more, and more, of the lunatic fringe turning on each other. It seems like any day that Obama doesn’t win a Nobel they fall into infighting.

    Of course, if they actually studied history they would realize that’s the eventual fate of all extremist movements. They get so busy excluding the “impure” that they exclude each other.


  187. just the bleepn facts says:

    Eric Odom looks like a perp from “to catch a predator”! I’d be angry too if I looked like that! LOL!


  188. just the bleepn facts says:

    pete says:
    Reggie:
    They are, indeed, vile little worms and worthy of official attention. I also think we will see more, and more, of the lunatic fringe turning on each other. It seems like any day that Obama doesn’t win a Nobel they fall into infighting.

    You mean like this exchange that happened this week?

    Joe Scarborough Acting Like A “Neutered, Chickified Moderate” – Rush Limbaugh

    Limbaugh Put His “Testicles In A Blind Trust” For Bush – Joe Scarborough


  189. pete says:

    Speaking of infighting; has everyone followed the growing tiff between Lush (Viagra and Cuban cigars) Rimjob and Joe (I have no idea how that dead girl ended up in my office) Scarborough?


  190. Reggie says:

    pete says:

    I also think we will see more, and more, of the lunatic fringe turning on each other.

    You have got that right, it is going to be fun to sit back and watch them duke it out.
    Time for me to call it a night, as usual it has been a pleasure.
    G’night


  191. pete says:

    just the bleepn facts:

    Jinx!


  192. Intrepid says:

    Night Reggie.

    Night everyone. I’m out too.


  193. Intrepid says:

    G’ night Reggie.

    Good night everyone. I’m out too.


  194. pete says:

    G’night, good people.
    You too, stupid trolls.


  195. Paul the Sax Guy says:

    Prolly the last one out…

    I’ll get the lights and put out the cat

    G’nite, all!


  196. Perry logan says:

    So Newt is an “award tease.” The porn industry knows all about this sort of thing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlPd3V93bbY


  197. Wiz says:

    The “award” that Newt gives can be had my any small business that will give a donation to Newt’s Political action committee. The award is a fund raising scam. Newt got a little too greedy and didn’t check out at least two of the “adult” businesses he awarded.


  198. dixie blood says:

    This will look very good on his resume when this slimeball tries to run for President.


  199. cec says:

    This is the first time that I’ve ever seen a complete mental meldown.Crazy legs is obviously a seriously disturbed individual in need of help.


  200. dbadass says:

    It is time to end Crazy Legs


  201. ForTruth says:

    Studies of web traffic are very interesting. It shows what people might be up to when they think no one can see them. The red states do love them some porn. Unless its liberals in blue states just using proxy servers which are located in red states. Probably not.

    There was also a web traffic study done on the most popular political blogs. The traffic from liberal blogs was much more diversified, meaning, we visited lots of conservative, and liberal blogs, we are all over, gathering info. The traffic from conservative blogs, well, stayed within the confines of other conservative blogs. Keeping themselves very biased, and limited in information. As someone else always says, stay classy.


  202. dbadass says:

    I doubt if they were.

    I would be interested in the evidences you employed when developing this theory. Would you be kind enough to share them with us? Thanks so much
    cheers-


  203. kwsventures says:

    Letterman is jealous of Newt.


  204. just the bleepn facts says:

    kwsventures says:
    Letterman is jealous of Newt.

    LOL! Yeah, sure he is! Sounds more like “you” are jealous of Letterman? Failure much? ;)


  205. Larry Flynt says:

    Free porn? I’m jealous of Newt!


  206. Virtual Pebble says:

    Rescind the offer? No way.

    He has to be followed around by a couple of drag queens and a MC straight out of something like “Caberet”, along with a NOLA type second line brass band. Call the bastard out, make a show of going to great lengths to make abso-fracking-lutely certain that he gets his A-Number-1 Family Values Porn Fan Plaque and that there is a damn near endless stream of video footage and paparazzi all over hell and half of Georgia, a couple of color announcers as well as a play by play man – make it a production that he and his pals cannot ignore.


  207. EugeneDebs says:

    Dr Venture. YOU are jealous of actual human beings you subhuman moron


  208. Trythisout999999 says:

    Loom at this — Swedish porn film funded by taxpayers

    A porn movie shot by a feminist documentary maker and funded by taxpayers was set for its premiere in the Swedish capital of Stockholm on Thursday night.



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