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Fox News: Palin’s ‘Telepalmer’ Notes Were A Clever Plot To Call Attention To Obama’s Teleprompter

As ThinkProgress reported on Saturday night, paid Fox News contributor Sarah Palin was caught using “hand”-written notes during a Q & A session at the National Tea Party Convention this weekend. Ironically, during the appearance, Palin also criticized President Obama for using a teleprompter during speeches.

On Fox & Friends this morning, the hosts defended their colleague’s Telepalmer notes. Carlson suggested that it was a brilliantly clever plot to draw attention to Obama’s use of a teleprompter:

CARLSON: I think she did it on purpose. I think she did it on purpose, yeah. Because it’s an exact opposite of reading off the teleprompter with a script written for you with every word in a sentence and here’s she’s just taking crib notes on her hand. It makes her look like she can just talk off the cuff and she just jotted down a few couple notes before she went out to give a big long speech.

DOOCY: I think she did it because she probably does it a lot. I do that all the time. [...]

KILMEADE: But to sit there and look at, and do the interview and look down at her hand, I think that is — like you said before, Gretchen — folksy, absolutely, down-to-earth, I can identify. But if you’re going to write on your hand, why not just say, ’staffer, hand me a card.’ And then it would be okay.

CARLSON: Nah, like I said, I think it was on purpose. But anyway, we we may never know.

Watch it:

Event organizers admitted the questions were “pre-screened,” but a Palin spokesperson said the former VP candidate had not seen the questions ahead of time. Still, as Huffington Post’s Stefan Sirucek points out, Palin’s “extra help” in front of a friendly crowd is especially ironic because Obama wasn’t using notes of any kind during a recent unscripted Q & A with House Republicans. Obama has also recently held several town halls, where he took questions from the audience and spoke at length without notes.

Transcript:

DOOCY: One of the first things she said, was she took a shot at the guy who used a teleprompter. And yet, they looked at some of the closeup photographs of her hands during something and as you can see, right there, it says at the top, she’s written on her own hand. She wrote the word ‘energy,’ something illegible, then ‘taxes,’ and ‘lift America’s spirits.’ Seven words. And those on the left, a number of people on the left have said, ‘oh look, she’s taking a shot at the guy using a teleprompter, but here she is, she’s a nincompoop who writes on her hand.’

CARLSON: I think she did it on purpose. I think she did it on purpose, yeah. Because it’s an exact opposite of reading off the teleprompter with a script written for you with every word in a sentence and here’s she’s just taking crib notes on her hand. It makes her look like she can just talk off the cuff and that she just she jotted down a few couple notes before she went out to give a big long speech.

DOOCY: I think she did it because she probably does it a lot. I do that all the time.

CARLSON: You do?

KILMEADE: I’m personally jealous because I used to get in trouble if I wrote on my palm because my mom explained to me that the ink would get through my pores and I would die, so I stopped doing that in the fifth grade.

KILMEADE: Why doesn’t she just — there’s nothing wrong if she had a card. Just jot a card down. Energy, taxes, hope, whatever it is. But, and then no one has problems looking down. But to sit there and do the interview and look down at her hand, I think that is — like you said before Gretchen — folksy, absolutely, down-to-earth, I can identify. But if you’re going to write on your hand, why don’t you just say staffer, hand me a card. And then it would have been okay.

CARLSON: Nah, like I said, I think it was on purpose. But anyway, we may never know.



209 Responses to “Fox News: Palin’s ‘Telepalmer’ Notes Were A Clever Plot To Call Attention To Obama’s Teleprompter”

  1. MapleStreet says:

    Does this remind anyone of Pee Wee Herman, when he flubs up, then saying “I meant to do that.”


  2. EnnuiDivine (a wholly owned and operated subsidiary of Hexxon) says:

    “Brilliant” and “Fox and Friends” do not belong in the same sentence. Or conversation.

    Or plane of existence.

    Palin is a hack. Plain and simple.


  3. ElBruce, owned and operated by NewsCorp, Inc. says:

    Amazing backflip through those flaming hoops with a twist!


  4. har5125 (brought to your by The Independent Faction) says:

    Everyone stand back I have to sneeze..

    BULLLL-SH1T!!!!!!!


  5. realpatriot says:

    Nah, the palm of her hand is the GOP version of a tele-prompter… Gretchen..

    Kilemeade can identify with her…except you all know why he would be looking at his hand..because that’s what fox & friends do every morning to start the day off right…

    RIP Sen. Murtha, a Marine Vet…


  6. pete says:

    It wasn’t that terribly long ago when people who showed such an obvious inability to identify reality were institutionalized. Now? They get big money for blabbing their insanity to the world at SaudiFAUX.


  7. Xisithrus says:

    They really dont, okay they do, expect people to buy that?

    Why didnt she write Obama Teleprompter on her hand?

    Bwahahha


  8. fletc3her says:

    It’s amazing the lengths that Fox News will go to to apologize for Sarah Palin’s unprofessional behavior.


  9. Xisithrus says:

    Whats next is she gonna make a big backwards B on her cheek?


  10. Xisithrus says:

    And Dubyahs gaffes were a clever plot to draw attention to no child left behind!


  11. Xisithrus says:

    CARLSON: I think she did it on purpose.

    You dont say “on purpose” you say intentionally. “On purpose” sounds so unprofessional.


  12. glogrrl says:

    Why is it when someone with an R after their name, or someone that Faux is promoting (who claim to be Independent….yeah, that’ll fly)does something really stupid, the talking heads all claim it was a clever ruse to do or mean something else? With Sarah, what you see is what you get, teh Stoopid.


  13. kats says:

    Next to Gretchen Carlson, Sarah Palin is a GENIUS!


  14. tom says:

    I think that is folksy, absolutely, down-to-earth. But if you’re going to write on your hand, why not just say, ’staffer, hand me a card.’ And then it would be okay.

    Once again, Brian demonstrates that he’s dumb as a box of rocks. No, Brian, it would not be okay for Simple Sarah to write down on an index card the answer to a question that was supposed to have been “unscreened” and unknown to her.

    It would have looked rather obvious when she whipped out the card during the Q & A. No, Brian, it was much more sneaky and dishonest of her to write it on her hand and glance down at it as if no one would notice when she got stumped for the answer to a question that she knew she was going to be asked.


  15. majii says:

    Maple Street–It also reminds me of Michael Steele. IMHO, it was very immature of her to write notes on the palm of her hand. It was something some of my high school students would do, but they’re not 44 y/o.


  16. Fritz says:

    “Fox News: Palin’s ‘Telepalmer’ Notes Were A Clever Plot To Call Attention To Obama’s Teleprompter”

    Right. And Failin’ Palin’s apparent monumental stupidity is simply a ruse to get libruls to laugh at her. The reasons for this is secret…


  17. Leftside Annie, brought to you by the Far Left Smear Merchants™ says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

    OMFG, that’s incredibly hilarious!!!

    Terrorist fist-jab, anyone…?


  18. Hoodathunk(sponsored by Scroomall Health Corp) says:

    This is from people who live by a teleprompter. Can we expect to see Faux commenters now diligently looking at their palms instead of the prompter next to the camera?


  19. Ashen Shard says:

    Another angle, that I haven’t seen pointed out, is honesty. Obama admits to using a teleprompter. He uses it to enhance his speeches, because it is much more effective to maintain eye contact than it is to keep checking notes down in front of him. Palin on the other hand, was hiding the fact that she needed to take notes in order to remember what she wanted to say.

    Also, take note of Obama using the teleprompter, he admits to it and there is nothing wrong with it. Palin on the other hand acts like a little school girl who is too lazy or too dumb to actually memorize the answers to a test that were given out to the entire class a few days before, and so she has to resort to cheating.


  20. Badmoodman says:

    Carlson suggested that it was a brilliantly clever plot to draw attention to Obama’s use of a teleprompter:

    – - These people aren’t even pretending to be truthful now.


  21. Cal Malenky says:

    They will play that Teleprompter card forever, despite all of Obama’s successful speaking performances without one and despite the fact that all presidents have used them for speeches.
    Fox News, the network for alternate reality.


  22. pete says:

    What’s amazing is that Bible Spice is so stupid that she had to list the three things she has included in every speech to date. Was she afraid that she would answer a question about energy with a talking point about terrorism? Was she afraid that her biggest enemy, as a Reichwhiner, is “the left”. Or, perhaps, she only wrote “left” on her hand so that she wouldn’t put the wrong hand over her heart when they didn’t recite the Pledge of Allegiance?


  23. Blackacre says:

    Look, we know the morning gang is not going to knock a fellow employee. Of course they didn’t knock her when she didn’t work for Fox either.


  24. Xisithrus says:

    Doocy writes on his palm all the time? What then is that stack of paper in front of him for?

    We all know “F it I’ll do it live!” O’Reilly uses a teleprompter, are these FOX hosts really trying to convince me they dont use teleprompters? Yeh, it was a clever plot, thats why she tried to wipe off the notes on her leg.


  25. Badmoodman says:

    pete says:
    What’s amazing is that Bible Spice is so stupid that she had to list the three things she has included in every speech to date

    – - I think the truly amazing thing is she knew what question was coming, about what her priorities would be as president, and yet she had to write them down.


  26. digdiggy says:

    I bet the other hand had her name written on it.


  27. darnay says:

    Fox is full of shit !!


  28. tom says:

    Little Seanie Vanity is using this incident as a launching pad for his daily rant, too. He makes it sound as if she gave her whole speech extemporaneously without a teleprompter — and totally ignores the fact that her speech was written on index cards that she had to consult frequently.

    As with the Fox and Friends morons, Little Seanie is a Palinista and is defending her against the media that “picks on her”. He totally misses the point . . . as usual.

    The point is she was advised of the post-screech questions that would be asked and cribbed her response on her hand. This has nothing to do with using a teleprompter when giving a speech.

    Instead, it just demostrates what a vapid air-head she is. Just imagine her having a 90-minute free-form Q and A session with Congressional democrats. Or a press conference with “hostile reporters” (otherwise known as non-FoxSnooze, real journalists). She would be barfing word salad and bleeding from her ears!


  29. Art says:

    Is Faux News ready to give up their tele-prompters cold turkey?

    Or do they need to use “the patch”. (A post-it note in the palm of their hand.)


  30. livelongandprosper says:

    These people would praise her if she picked her nose during an interview. There is no way they will aver find fault with her.


  31. Badmoodman says:

    CARLSON: I think she did it on purpose. I think she did it on purpose, yeah. Because it’s an exact opposite of reading off the teleprompter with a script written for you with every word in a sentence and here’s she’s just taking crib notes on her hand. It makes her look like she can just talk off the cuff

    – - From Roger Ailes’ computer directly to your mouth, Gretchen.


  32. Marie says:

    Wow!
    What can be said about those airheads trying to spin this into something positive about Palin.

    They must be graduates of the Tommy Flanagan (Jon Lovitz,SNL) school of Pathological Liars. After a paarticularly outrageous lie, he would rub his hands together and say, “Yeah, that’s the ticket!”

    Yeah, that’s the ticket — Palin did it on purpose!


  33. Hoodathunk(sponsored by Scroomall Health Corp) says:

    And they still don’t get that no one cares Saracuda used a note scribbled on her hand like a jr high student. It is the hypocrisy.

    And the fact that she is too dense to even remember 3 key points she is supposed to be such an expert on.


  34. jrfunkenstein says:

    Not that I should expect anything less, but the pathetically slavish and wholly dishonest attempts by FOX to legitimize Saint Sarah the Befuddled is nothing short of vulgar and obvious.

    She continues to expose herself as utterly vacuous, like an amorphous barge floating on the sea of ignorance.


  35. livelongandprosper says:

    I wonder how the Republican Senators felt when President Obama handed them their ass with his memory?


  36. katy says:

    … has anyone heard yet any backlash against the news of how todd palin was essentially running alaska’s government?

    when i first heard that news, i figured many righties would make excuses, saying that was what a good woman does, defer to her husband…

    … except the people didn’t elect him…

    just curious…


  37. Badmoodman says:

    livelongandprosper says:
    These people would praise her if she picked her nose during an interview.

    – - Doocy: “Gretchen, I believe Gov. Palin is demonstrating a metaphor for ‘drill baby, drill!’. Yes, I’m sure of it.”


  38. wisdomofwords says:

    I wonder if Ailes pays these Fox host bonuses for saying stupid crap like this? Or does he just hire ignorant people?


  39. makete says:

    Did anyone else note that the faux blond bimbo had to say it twice so she could be sure that that was what she wanted to say…………”CARLSON: I think she did it on purpose. I think she did it on purpose, yeah. Because it’s an exact opposite of reading off the teleprompter with”………..And then agree with herself. HA HA HA. These clowns are so funny.


  40. Xisithrus says:

    Her other palm had ‘other palm’ written on it.


  41. Xisithrus says:

    Doocy: “Gretchen, I believe Gov. Palin is demonstrating a metaphor for ‘drill baby, drill!’. Yes, I’m sure of it.”

    heh


  42. Badmoodman says:

    Fox News: Palin’s ‘Telepalmer’ Notes Were A Clever Plot To Call Attention To Obama’s Teleprompter

    – - I said it before but don’t be surprised if she gets a lucrative endorsement contract from Sharpie pens.


  43. MCMetal says:

    Carlson’s next suggestion will be that Vitter’s diaper wearing was a brilliantly clever plot to draw attention for routine screening test for people 50 years of age or older for Colonoscopies …………….


  44. digdiggy says:

    Xisithrus says:

    Her other palm had ‘other palm’ written on it.

    Okay thats funny


  45. jjm says:

    Excuses, excuses, all the time excuses.

    Boy these sycophants to Republicans really devote all their time and tiny brain power to excusing everyone’s major and minor gaffes and peccadilloes, as long as they are conservative Republican or tea bagger….

    As lame as ‘the dog ate my homework.’


  46. joeyramonesmom says:

    Palin could shoot someone in cold blood…with the cameras rolling…hundreds of witnesses…yelling, ‘I’m killing you in cold blood’ while she did it. And these idiots would swear it just was an accident and that she mistook the guy for a moose. They’d probably even photoshop moose horns on the guy in the video. Fox is no more a news network than my storage shed is the Taj Mahal.


  47. mike from Arlington says:

    Does that ditz at Fox realize when she’s saying Palin is giving a speech off the cuff she’s reading it from a speech written on papers at the podium?

    It’s like these bozo’s live in some alternate universe where white means black.

    Man they are dense, and people still watch them. Sad sad sad.


  48. makete says:

    Why did she use her “left” hand instead of her ” right”? Is she going to be changing parties to the Dems? Another flip flop?


  49. mocha says:

    I mentioned on an earlier thread that typing “teleprompter” into the Fox Nation search box yeilds 1,310 articles – mostly slamming Obama…yet Sarah writing on her hand like a first grader is pefecty acceptable? Yeah – really? What’s the big deal?


  50. Mr. Sonia Herecomestheangst says:

    Sarah should of just put the crib notes inside of her skirt, then just took it off. Having a Benny Hill moment and claiming God wanted it willed to be for the audience would have sent the polls soaring.

    But I don’t know how that would have gone over with the lady teabaggers with their husbands.


  51. P.D. says:

    Their kidding, right? This has got to be the most stupidest, lamest excuse I have ever heard.


  52. wwew says:

    little known fact – teleprompter technology was invented january of 2009. no one before in the history of presidentin had ever used one before.

    how is this remotely an obama slam? am i insane?


  53. Badmoodman says:

    makete says:
    Why did she use her “left” hand instead of her ” right”?

    – - The right hand services Todd.


  54. Mr. Sonia Herecomestheangst says:

    Lefty Liberal says:

    If you had a brain, why would you go to work for Faux News? He can’t hire anyone that ISN’T ignorant.

    The Faux News cafeteria serves raw crap straight from the NYC sewers 24/7. How else would Ailes get these shills to bit so hard on these nuggets?


  55. MCMetal says:

    CARLSON: I think she did it on purpose. I think she did it on purpose, yeah. Because it’s an exact opposite of reading off the teleprompter with a script written for you with every word in a sentence and here’s she’s just taking crib notes on her hand. It makes her look like she can just talk off the cuff and she just jotted down a few couple notes before she went out to give a big long speech.

    This has to be one of the biggest reaches in human history.

    “Off the cuff” means not prepared in advance or impromptu , you brainless blonde bim ; not writing notes somewhere above where your cuffs end ………………..Sheesh


  56. Xisithrus says:

    Doocys Palm: I love you Dick meet me here tonite.


  57. pags2 says:

    Carlson is brain dead along Meade and Doocy. Palin who has a limited education and intellectual capacity is just as bad, if not worse than Bush. Neither could speak extemporaneously about any subject. Obama can think on his feet.


  58. toonces says:

    Yeah. That’s the ticket. I was telling my wife…Morgan Fairchild…yeah…that she meant to write that stuff on her hand.


  59. susancarrie says:

    High school….

    Please, let’s just keep giving her enough rope… she’ll know what to do sooner or later….


  60. ElBruce, owned and operated by NewsCorp, Inc. says:

    The amazing thing is, she shouldn’t need to write down…

    1. Energy
    2. Cut (budget) spending
    3. Lift American spirits

    I remembered those items since yesterday and I didn’t have to look them up at all.

    Anybody who needs to write that small amount of information down – especially when these are supposedly her core “things” – is a moron, period. I don’t care whether you have that written on your hand, a cue card, a teleprompter, or the forehead of the person interviewing you. If you can’t remember that short list, you’re an imbecile.


  61. livelongandprosper says:

    Palm pilots are so 90’s.


  62. noseeum, et al... says:

    Palin was marking incisions for the upcoming surgery on her life line.


  63. Mr. Sonia Herecomestheangst says:

    MCMetal says:

    CARLSON: I think she did it on purpose. I think she did it on purpose, yeah. Because it’s an exact opposite of reading off the teleprompter with a script written for you with every word in a sentence and here’s she’s just taking crib notes on her hand. It makes her look like she can just talk off the cuff and she just jotted down a few couple notes before she went out to give a big long speech.

    This has to be one of the biggest reaches in human history.

    “Off the cuff” means not prepared in advance or impromptu , you brainless blonde bim ; not writing notes somewhere above where your cuffs end ………………..Sheesh

    I think Gretchen is trying to get herself into the Special Olympics as a talk-in nominee. Just like Sarah Palin now thinks she is the gold standard when it comes to special needs right and just being “special”.


  64. bizarrobrain (Sponsored by Tysons chicken in a tube!) says:

    I think she did it on purpose. I think she did it on purpose, yeah. Because it’s an exact opposite of reading off the teleprompter with a script written for you with every word in a sentence and here’s she’s just taking crib notes on her hand.


    Oh yeah that doesn’t make her seem any stupider. She has to take notes on her hands about talking points that she uses in every other speech.

    *sigh*

    Thank (insert plausibly but unlikely existing deity of choice) that she did not become the President.


  65. Londongal says:

    Why would we expect anything different from Fox [not]News? Everyone else that’s not considered a Republican–be damned!


  66. just the bleepn facts says:

    LOL! Now that is a pathetic rationalization by some pretty desperate tinfoil hat righty nutjobs! LOL! ;)


  67. Chrome Child (Sponsored by Hudsucker Industries®) says:

    Carlson suggested that it was a brilliantly clever plot to draw attention to Obama’s use of a teleprompter:

    CARLSON: I think she did it on purpose. I think she did it on purpose, yeah. Because it’s an exact opposite of reading off the teleprompter with a script written for you with every word in a sentence and here’s she’s just taking crib notes on her hand. It makes her look like she can just talk off the cuff

    Yeah, sure. Cause when I think of honest, off-the-cuff answers; I think of writing notes on my fcking hand. What a bunch of azzholes. Seriously. And I’m sure Sister Sarah WANTED EVERY TEA BAGGER to be thinking of the POTUS while she was giving answers to ‘unscreened’ answers.


  68. murphyj87 says:

    Noone has mentioned Palin reading answers that someone sent to her on her Blackberry. The President can answer questions without someone texting him answers on a Blackberry, but Palin needs to have answers texted to her from someone else to be able to answer them.


  69. belaccifer lacca says:

    Carlson, Doocy and Kilmeade never use teleprompters… do they?

    I mean, no one at Fox uses THAT ol’ crutch… right?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qub8VIvLKyE


  70. bizarrobrain (Sponsored by Tysons chicken in a tube!) says:

    Lefty Liberal says:
    She’s not done yet, she could be the Republican nominee to run in 2012. And considering how many sexually frustrated old white men there are in this country, she just might have a chance.


    Great our country is resting on a bunch of idiot’s libido’s. We are f***ed.

    We’ve officially reached that point in the downfall of America where we vote for someone just based on their appearance. Jesus Christ.


  71. Ape-Man says:

    The Republican is self deluded.


  72. mgparrish says:

    This comment has been voted down. Click to read.


  73. Mr. Sonia Herecomestheangst says:

    If Sarah Palin was president…

    “No, we will catch Obama bin Laden and bring him to justice before the Supreme Court! God is overseeing our flocks in Afghanpakistan and soon, Iran will know what Americana freedom is. Can I get a you betcha?!”


  74. ElBruce, owned and operated by NewsCorp, Inc. says:

    Mr. Sonia Herecomestheangst says:

    I think Gretchen is trying to get herself into the Special Olympics as a talk-in nominee. Just like Sarah Palin now thinks she is the gold standard when it comes to special needs right and just being “special”.

    What is the deal with the way Gretchen talks? Is it just me? She sounds like she’s had a stroke or has Down Syndrome or something. You’d think somebody would have noticed this by now.


  75. tarazan says:

    Teleprompter using is not really an issue,unemployment is an issue,healthcare is an issue.
    Sarah is making something out of nothing.
    Teleprompter has been used by most presidents,vice- presidents..and she herself used them during Republicans convention.
    Reagan,Bush,Clinton,younger Bush all of them used them used teleprompters.
    Teleprompter in no way is linked to Obama alond,and neither a Democrat or Republican issue.
    Is she trying to tell us that she,McCain,Bush,and Cheney are better than Obama in handling the crowd and reponding to their answers..?!!
    Everybody knows that she is not even near Obama when it comes to engaging audience with any kind of questioning.
    So, what’s Sarah’s point from bringing all of this..?
    I don’t see anything.
    It is silly…
    She did not mention unemployment,health,excessive insurance charging for policy holders,denying and dropping policy holders coverage and many other important issues.
    She got the peeling in her hands,but where is the fruit?.


  76. Purple State is sponsored by GlaxoSmithKline says:

    Think he was being “funny”, bela.


  77. rastaman says:

    hahahahahahahahahah

    the PEE WEE HERMAN defense??!?! you gotta be kidding me.

    “I MEANT TO DO THAT!”


  78. Purple State is sponsored by GlaxoSmithKline says:

    mgparrish says:

    YOUR LOSING FOOLS

    In addition, be sure not to forget the comma next time.


  79. noseeum, et al... says:

    “We’ve officially reached that point in the downfall of America where we vote for someone just based on their appearance. Jesus Christ.”

    Get Mitt Romney to let his hair grow out, sport a beard and sandals and see what happens.


  80. AaronQ of Maine says:

    So what exactly does palin not like about Obama’s TelePrompTer use? The one time he didn’t use it during the recent Q&A with republicans he decimated them. If I were them I would be encouraging him to use it. But as far as getting his lines from somewhere other than his own mind, Palin can no longer use that argument.


  81. ElBruce, owned and operated by NewsCorp, Inc. says:

    mgparrish says:

    Still more Palin Derangement Syndrome from TPS.

    It’s interesting how you have to come up with a new “(insert name here) Derangement Syndrome” every day to try to explain why every conservative leader you put forward becomes a laughingstock almost immediately.


  82. barfly says:

    mgparrish says:

    ——————————————————————————–

    Still more Palin Derangement Syndrome from TPS.

    Seems the Soros Bot writers here to stir up hatred for the useful idiots here instead of writing something real … for example why the Progressive Agenda is FAILING miserably, and why the American public is rejecting Liberalism “en masse”. Now there’s a real story.

    YOUR LOSING FOOLS

    Um, polls show Obama crushing the Wasilla Nitwit in 2012.

    Heh.


  83. barfly says:

    It’s interesting how you have to come up with a new “(insert name here) Derangement Syndrome” every day to try to explain why every conservative leader you put forward becomes a laughingstock almost immediately.

    And every little blip becomes the liberal Watergate.

    Desperation ain’t pretty.


  84. tom says:

    The (Simple Sarah’s) right hand services Todd.

    Not likely. She services herself with her right hand.

    From what I hear, ToddyBoy is on his own.


  85. lefty says:

    Or maybe she has no short term memory and has to write on herself like in Memento.


  86. Mr. Sonia Herecomestheangst says:

    ElBruce, owned and operated by NewsCorp, Inc. says:

    What is the deal with the way Gretchen talks? Is it just me? She sounds like she’s had a stroke or has Down Syndrome or something. You’d think somebody would have noticed this by now.

    Gretchen wears a mini-skirt well. She is T&A for guys who think touching porn casings with melt their hands and eyeballs. Roger Ailes has Gretchen Carlson positioned as the Ann Curry of FNC, just without the brains, courage and heart for her given profession.


  87. AaronQ of Maine says:

    So if obama didn’t use a TelePrompTer republicans would stop filibustering literally everything in congress? Thats republican logic, haha! No One can blame obama for the lack of progress in congress, the fault falls squarely on the shoulders of the obstructionist republicans.


  88. pags2 says:

    Maybe writing on the hand is the only cheat sheet Palin ever learned. Simple things for simple people.


  89. galmud says:

    I would really like to see Sarah Palin go head to head unscripted with the House Democrats for one hour and a half live on national TV. No teleprompters. No hand scribbling. None of her Faux News buddies to bail her out whenever the goings get a little tough


  90. Laszlo Panaflex says:

    Could Palin pass Tancredo’s civics test?

    Would people have to wash their hands before taking the test?


  91. liberalinaredstate says:

    Yeah, come on everybody knows that being clueless is so down to earth and folksy. Lowry, (remember he said her wink on TV made him sit up in attn), is now claiming that learning substantive issues is not rocket science, and Palin has time to learn important down home things before she runs for President, suggesting she bone up on all those books she reads. Apparently he likes the way she speaks to him thru the TV, wink wink. Keep those down home palms clean Sarah because when you’re at Camp David with leaders of Palestine and Israel you’re going to need real explicit crib notes.


  92. Tachinidae Leporello says:

    Yes and Japan’s attack on Pearl Harour was just an amazingly clever plot to have their country completely modernized by the U.S.A. The only thing that’s worse than stupidity is aggressive stupidity.


  93. zxbe says:

    Joeyramonesmom says:
    Palin could shoot someone in cold blood…with the cameras rolling…hundreds of witnesses…yelling, ‘I’m killing you in cold blood’ while she did it. And these idiots would swear it just was an accident and that she mistook the guy for a moose. They’d probably even photoshop moose horns on the guy in the video.

    And they’d blame it on Obama.


  94. MCMetal says:

    mgparrish says:

    ——————————————————————————–

    February 8th, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    As if Princess Winksalot and her laughable platform are “winning” , stooge ?

    That why she could get only 600 brain-dead sheep to fork over hundreds of $’s apiece to hear her lie and say stupid shit ?

    Get a clue , tool……


  95. regular_joe says:

    So Palin’s use of the Telepalmer is really a brilliantly clever plot to draw attention to Obama’s use of a teleprompter?

    Fooled me. I thought it was just another example of how utterly unsuitable Palin is for higher office, i.e. she’s not smart enough remember the boiler plate answers to questions she was asked in advance so she’s forced to write the answers to the questions on palm of her hand.

    The question that Palin supporters should be required to answer is what if the questions are NOT pre-screened? What if she isn’t given the answer to the questions in advance?

    Does anyone with an IQ above room temperature think she could actually formulate an answer all by herself? Really? In what respect, Charlie?


  96. LizCoro says:

    Does Carlson really believe that Palin gave that speech WITHOUT using a teleprompter???

    Come on . .

    Teleprompters are used by everyone, duh, even republians . .

    Except that time President Clinton gave a State of the Union and the teleprompter went down and he gave the speech from memory.

    Just like Bush would have done . . NOT!


  97. bizarrobrain (Sponsored by Tysons chicken in a tube!) says:

    Lefty Liberal says:
    That has been happening since the dawn of time. Most voters are very lazy, they don’t want to know about the issues, just who looks better on TV. Appearance is more important to politics than substance. It is only on forums like this that people actually pay attention to what a politician actually says and does.


    Well it’s still disturbing to see in modern society. I guess I expect more out of people so it’s just disappointing that people would vote for Palin based on some childish crush. Can you imagine if everything worked that way: where instead of choosing functionality or effectiveness we picked something like say a car because it was shiny. But lets say that car is missing the breaks and has a gas petal that sticks. That’s Palin.


  98. Mr. Sonia Herecomestheangst says:

    AaronQ of Maine says:

    So if obama didn’t use a TelePrompTer republicans would stop filibustering literally everything in congress?

    If Barack tied his shoes too nice, they would suggest he go to velcro using things like “Lenin tied his shoes, too!”.


  99. pete says:

    Who’s losing?

    Check any poll one wants and one will find that GOoPers are still polling waaaaaay behind President Obama or the Congressional Dems. The economy has improved greatly. There’s some mitigation of the unemployment crisis. No foreign powers or organizations have killed U.S. citizens in one of our own cities. U.S. troops have ceased offensive patrols in Iraq and the numbers are being slowly drawn down. The leading voice of American conservatism is depending on crib notes to remember three phrases she has used in virtually every public appearance in a year and a half. Etc.

    Once again, who’s losing?


  100. tombaker says:

    foxsuckers live on a steady diet of braindead pablum,

    spooned up by witless masscom majors wearing WAY too much makeup.

    because they are hapless herd animals, unfit to live in a free and democratic republic.


  101. SWBob says:

    It’s probably how she took all those really hard tests at the half dozen institutions of higher learning she attended over many years!


  102. Del Capslock says:

    I swear “Fox and Friends” target audience is “special needs” Republicans.


  103. Owl Rancher says:

    OMFG,Carlson sayed: “and she just jotted down a few couple notes before she went out to give a big long speech.”
    Palin was being interviewed,not giving a MF “big speech”
    The only reason anybody listens to these SOBs is because they can’t think for themselves..


  104. Rab says:

    Ha! Repugs crack me up


  105. liberalinaredstate says:

    #101
    they don’t want to know about the issues, just who looks better on TV.

    A book written in 68 on this very topic. “The Selling of the President” Ironically written about Nixon and heavily edited or either a major contribution by Roger Ailes….one of two, but Ailes is all over this book. Now instead of a book to sell a president he has an entire network.


  106. tombaker says:

    meghan mccain has already bus-rolled sarah-plain-and-dumb as:

    “…what’s wrong with politics in America these days…”

    y, that and your dad, honey.


  107. SlappyBastinado says:

    “Obama has also recently held several town halls, where he took questions from the audience and spoke at length without notes.”


  108. labman57 says:

    FOX News — the conservative movement’s answer to Baghdad Bob.


  109. Clumberfeet says:

    “I meant to do that.”
    Peewee Herman


  110. NoMoreBush says:

    I swear a bag of turnips is smarter and more creative than Palin sycophants.


  111. Above the Clouds says:

    Just wait until they show the picture of her other hand that says, “Look at other hand.”


  112. liberalinaredstate says:

    #116! Above the Clouds…

    Just wait until they show the picture of her other hand that says, “Look at other hand.”

    that is hysterical! I can imagine her doing just that!?!!? OMG :)


  113. MapleStreet says:

    Laugh all you want.

    Palin has hinted that she may run again in 2012.

    The end of the world by the Mayan calendar is December 2012.


  114. OtterQueen says:

    The funny thing is, the speech she’s most lauded for (when her nomination was announced) was – you guessed it! – read from a teleprompter. Of course she claims it broke down and she had to wing it, but it was clear that it was still scrolling and she was reading from it.

    The only times she’s cogent are when she’s reading from a teleprompter.


  115. flavorino says:

    Palin may be clever (or devious) enough to pad her bank account, but she is too stupid to ever get elected to a major office again.
    She is also too unstable to be controlled by the puppetmasters who back the candidates.
    She gave a speech to 600 nuts, and the media makes it seem as it is the biggest story effecting the country.

    She will end up another footnote(or handnote?) in history.


  116. labman57 says:

    Adviser to Palin: “Sarah, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I asked you if you wanted to use digital media during your speech….”


  117. flavorino says:

    ElBruce, owned and operated by NewsCorp, Inc. says:

    What is the deal with the way Gretchen talks?

    She’s there for the legs and crotch shots.
    That’s what boosts the ratings and that is what she gets paid the big bucks for.

    Ever notice how short the skirts are on Fox.
    Interesting that the wingnuts think it’s the network that supports ‘family values’


  118. ebbAndflow says:

    “Fox News: Palin’s ‘Telepalmer’ Notes Were A Clever Plot To Call Attention To Obama’s Teleprompter”

    Then they are not very quick on the ‘uptake’; otherwise Palin would have held up the palm and made a ‘funny’ remark at the opportune time not a day or two later!


  119. nofltwlt says:

    Ok, now the republicans are just acting silly, they look like goofs. An old guy in my childhood neighborhood told me once that, there’s no sence being a goof unless you are going to practice at it.

    Wow, are these idiots practicing hard?

    There’s not “I” in team but there are two in IDIOT; I think there’s more than two IDIOTS in the GOP.


  120. i aint you says:

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  121. bizarrobrain (Sponsored by Tysons chicken in a tube!) says:

    i aint you,
    Since when is the media perfect? The media is incredibly flawed regardless of who is in control of it.

    And Palin may be a monster but you’re the ones cheering her on. And her little speech the other day was just a recycled mess of GOP talking points. Maybe you should wake up.


  122. belaccifer lacca says:

    i aint you says:
    I would like to know when you are going to realize that the more you all hype her up — the more powerful she becomes.

    Oh please, oh please… *happy smile*

    Palin For 2012

    OMG. That would make MY YEAR!
    PLEASE! LET! THIS! HAPPEN!

    You guys crack me up…


  123. tombaker says:

    Today’s The Rude Pundit is funny, and right on topic.


  124. pete says:

    Here’s the deal, stupid troll. If you want Bible Spice’s bad press to stop? Tell her to STFU and attend a real school before she spouts off like a braying jackass. Then those of us who have enough higher brain function to boycott SaudiFAUX won’t ever have to hear from her again.

    BTW. She’s proven that she’s too damn lazy to hold a powerful position like Governor of Alaska. If you are waiting for her to run I’m afraid that disappointment will follow you to your grave along with the ignorance you wear like a badge of honor.


  125. pluege says:

    how come the left went on and on about palin’s crib notes on her hand, but I didn’t hear anyone say anything about her disgusting, craven, vile comment about obama should attack Iran to win an election. Slaughtering thousands of innocent people for political purposes and not a whiff of concern from anyone. Sad. The US, left and right is truly, pathetically sad.


  126. Marie says:

    When Palin gave her speech, she brought papers to the podium — she had a PREPARED SPEECH! (Look at the video). She still felt the need for palm notes because the speech was followed by a prepared Q&A and she needed to have the prompts.


  127. glamourdammerung says:

    And Palin’s bastard grandson was a clever ploy to point out that President Obama is a secret Islamo-Kenyan leprechaun.


  128. bob lablah (sponsored by Snapple) says:

    mgparrish says:

    YOUR LOSING FOOLS

    My losing fools what?


  129. bizarrobrain (Sponsored by Tysons chicken in a tube!) says:

    pluege,
    We briefly covered it but you’re right we did get distracted.

    If Palin was president the US would be at war at least with Iran and North Korea(besides Iraq and Afghanistan), maybe planing going on war with Venezuela, China and Russia. And her comments are even scarier when you consider her religious beliefs…that apocalyptic rapture stuff.


  130. glamourdammerung says:

    mgparrish says:
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    Still more Palin Derangement Syndrome from TPS.

    Seems the Soros Bot writers here to stir up hatred for the useful idiots here instead of writing something real … for example why the Progressive Agenda is FAILING miserably, and why the American public is rejecting Liberalism “en masse”. Now there’s a real story.

    YOUR LOSING FOOLS

    Care to discuss “Soros Derangement Syndrome” since you bring him up in every post that you actually comment in, as opposed to just spamming stupid picture links?


  131. toonces says:

    Maybe the Mayans foresaw that the “Arctic Circle Jerk” was going to win the presidency in 2012 and decided that the world was pretty much screwed past December.


  132. chingebush says:

    And what incredibly insightful notes did Bible Spice write?

    Mom
    Apple Pie
    Tax cuts
    Obama sux
    (wink)

    I am torn about this airhead’s attention. To me, I see a total loser who doesn’t have the ability to run the Wasilla PTA and attention spent on her is attention that a more reasonable Repugnant mascot doesn’t get.

    But the pridefully ignorant Jeebus Freaks really think she is special. And not the shortbus special either.


  133. ElBruce, owned and operated by NewsCorp, Inc. says:

    Owl Rancher says:

    OMFG,Carlson sayed: “and she just jotted down a few couple notes before she went out to give a big long speech.”
    Palin was being interviewed,not giving a MF “big speech”

    She had just given a speech, but she read that from a stack of notes on her podium, not off her hand.

    It’s worth repeating what she wrote on her hand:

    1. energy
    2. budget cuts
    3. lift spirits

    That’s it. These three items are the centerpiece of everything she’s been saying since she was thrust on the national stage a year and a half ago. They were her whole 2008 platform. They’re the only thing of substance she’s said since. And yet, she still can’t remember them.


  134. Dirty Hippie says:

    We all remember the people who wrote cheat notes on their palms in school. We didn’t think they were folksy. We thought they were f-ing morons.


  135. Bozo The Neoclown says:

    just goes to show you, slimy sarah is on the emotional level of a high school freshmen. it’s no big surprise she got caught with her “test notes” written on her hand.


  136. Game of Life says:

    They don’t want to look like the fools they are again.

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Bury a whole year of healthcare reform? This was their line all along. I say let the US see they don’t want to participate in helping the dying and sick.

    aholes. They have obstruction and lies, they don’t want their ignorance shown to the world. How can you preface a meeting without going to the meeting to find out facts first? They know all their lies will be EXPOSED.


  137. linzloo08 brought to you by Kaiser Permanente says:

    Mr. Sonia Herecomestheangst says:

    ——————————————————————————–

    AaronQ of Maine says:

    So if obama didn’t use a TelePrompTer republicans would stop filibustering literally everything in congress?

    If Barack tied his shoes too nice, they would suggest he go to velcro using things like “Lenin tied his shoes, too!”.

    Haha yeah, they’re not the brightest crayons in the box, are they?


  138. linzloo08 brought to you by Kaiser Permanente says:

    Mr. Sonia Herecomestheangst says:

    ——————————————————————————–

    ElBruce, owned and operated by NewsCorp, Inc. says:

    What is the deal with the way Gretchen talks? Is it just me? She sounds like she’s had a stroke or has Down Syndrome or something. You’d think somebody would have noticed this by now.

    Gretchen wears a mini-skirt well. She is T&A for guys who think touching porn casings with melt their hands and eyeballs. Roger Ailes has Gretchen Carlson positioned as the Ann Curry of FNC, just without the brains, courage and heart for her given profession.

    Hey don’t insult Anne Curry by comparing her to this dumb bimbo! Anne Curry and Christiane Amanpour are classy and courageous compared to bottleblonde barbie at FauxSnooze..


  139. linzloo08 brought to you by Kaiser Permanente says:

    This just reinforces the whole thing about FauxSnooze not being a legit news channel. If they were a legit news channel like MSNBC or CNN (ok, that’s pushing it a little), then they would hire peoiple who were actually intelligent, not just people who looked pretty in front of the camera.
    Sister Sarah, who did you have to sleep with in order to get this job? Murdoch, Dilldo (they give each other loofah rubs when the camera’s not rolling), or Ailes?


  140. linzloo08 brought to you by Kaiser Permanente says:

    peoiple= people
    stupid fingers.


  141. ElBruce, owned and operated by NewsCorp, Inc. says:

    linzloo08 brought to you by Kaiser Permanente says:

    This just reinforces the whole thing about FauxSnooze not being a legit news channel. If they were a legit news channel like MSNBC or CNN (ok, that’s pushing it a little), then they would hire peoiple who were actually intelligent, not just people who looked pretty in front of the camera.

    I can’t imagine a legitimate news channel that would provide coverage and analysis for a speaking engagement by one of its hired staff. Imagine if Olbermann went to give a keynote speech somewhere and MSNBC was covering it and trying to come up with explanations for what he said and did – that’s just a violation of basic journalistic practice there. Any real news organization or journalist will tell you there should be a clear line drawn between those who make the news and those who cover it.


  142. flavorino says:

    pluege says:

    how come the left went on and on about palin’s crib notes on her hand, but I didn’t hear anyone say anything about her disgusting, craven, vile comment about obama should attack Iran to win an election.

    I don’t comment on what Palin says anymore because….
    IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS!

    It’ all stupid and designed to pander to the audience that she can make money off of.


  143. armand says:

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  144. had enough says:

    Writing on the hand is so 3rd grade.


  145. armand says:

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  146. dbadass says:

    armand:
    Do you really believe that or are you just looking for attention and response?


  147. armand says:

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  148. bob lablah (sponsored by Snapple) says:

    armand says:

    Palin gave a speech using a few words scribbled on the palm of her hand.

    Obama used a teleprompter in a grade school class room.

    Hey wingnut: even the neocon Weekly Standard debunks that one.

    But keep repeating the lie and it becomes the truth, right?


  149. dbadass says:

    Do you believe the nonsense you post here

    Such as. I notice you didn’t answer my question. Is there a reason you chose not to?


  150. Game of Life says:

    This is the 21st century and people use teleprompters. So what, teatards. Get with the program and stop the petty, ignorant, crazyshit!. They don’t write answers they should know, on the palm of their hand like some silly, stuck-up, school girl. Aight!

    You wasted a whole year, not making the USA and the world a better place. Thank God, President Obama got more done than you idiot believe.

    limpydic is a lie and isn’t worthy to shit. President Obama kicked teaturds ignorance asses one by one. It’s obvious you want to continue our demise as a nation, as a people.

    Teatards, this is a reality check, the antonym of dems/liberals/progressives/inds isn’t being StUpId. Can you aholes get ahole of yourselves and govern.*

    When you build your foundation on white supremacy you are bound to fail. Especially in this day and age. It’s just taking the US longer than usual. But we will get there.

    *I was going to say govern your constituents but thanks to the supreme repug judges we are left with big business rule. Can anyone imagine getting a job based on ones political belief, religion, state of being?

    This decision is totally backwards, just like the repugs. I thought this decision was fought and lost years ago.


  151. sscncturn64 says:

    Are you fcking kidding me!!!!!!!


  152. armand says:

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  153. bob lablah (sponsored by Snapple) says:

    armand says:

    db, I don’t answer questions from you or anyone else unless I choose to. Your question is not relevant to the discussion.

    Armand: how is your false assertion at #148 relevant to this discussion?


  154. armand says:

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  155. bob lablah (sponsored by Snapple) says:

    Wow, Armand. Nice defense. “My posts are all sh!t just like everybody else’s. Didn’t you know that?”

    Sounds sort of like “I MEANT to do that.” Are we back to that?

    Either way, I’ll remember your brilliance next time I see your name.


  156. armand says:

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  157. armand says:

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  158. bob lablah (sponsored by Snapple) says:

    Armand: do you admit that your post at #148 was bullsh!t?

    And yes, it is obvious that you don’t care about “all the people here and the hate they spew.” Why else would you have spent the last 45 minutes here?


  159. dbadass says:

    armand is silly… armand makes me giggle… armand likes to be a clown…


  160. Reggie, sponsored by Brawndo ™ says:

    armand says:

    Palin gave a speech using a few words scribbled on the palm of her hand.

    Obama used a teleprompter in a grade school class room.

    I worry more about Obama’s abilities.

    I am glad the troll brought up President Obama using a teleprompter to speak to children.

    The President is dealing with two wars he inherited, a financial system on the verge of total collapse and the burden of trying to reform health care with an opposition party that is not willing to compromise.
    Does our troll really believe that the President had time to write & rehearse a speech for children? The most logical thing to do would be delegate that task to one of his speech writers and read off it the teleprompter. As seen by his pwning the entire Republican party a week ago last Friday, he certainly does not need a teleprompter to get his point across.

    Now lets go back to September 11, 2001.
    President Bush was making a visit to a classroom and was informed that a second plane was flown into the World Trade Center. He was so unprepared and intellectually incapable of handling a major crisis that he sat there for 10 minutes and did nothing. Then he flew around the country trying to hide, instead of immediately taking charge of the situation.


  161. armand says:

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  162. armand says:

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  163. bizarrobrain (Sponsored by Tysons chicken in a tube!) says:

    Shame the Republicans don’t realize that presidents have been using teleprompter since the days of Eisenhower. Reagan, both Bushes, Clinton and Obama have used a teleprompter.

    The teleprompter is basically a fancy version of a prepared text. Like note-cards and when it is used skillfully, it enables a speaker to deliver a speech more effectively because one does not have to look down periodically to read one’s speech. That’s it…nothing more.


  164. Reggie, sponsored by Brawndo ™ says:

    bob lablah (sponsored by Snapple) says:

    Armand: do you admit that your post at #148 was bullsh!t?

    Armand’s comment is such a smelly pile of bull $hit, I can smell it all the way from up here in Canada.

    Armand, repeat after me:

    I am sofa king Rita did.


  165. dbadass says:

    you get judged by the people you associate with.

    Just like Mother Teresa… Why do people post stupid cliched crap that makes no sense….


  166. dbadass says:

    Is it because they are bullshit frauds hoping for attention and nothing more?….


  167. armand says:

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  168. USCKitty =^..^= the official oracle of the Most Holy Chloe says:

    EVERY PRESIDENT uses a teleprompter…but this is just another attempt to try to cast doubt on President Obama…as if he were just some stupid run-of-the-mill person…

    Every time a conservative uses this teleprompter talking point to cast Obama as inept, he or she unwittingly plays into the hands of racists who need their racist beliefs confirmed…that no African-American is capable of leading this country…We’ve had so many on here trying to use everything possible to cast doubt on what Obama has done, whether it’s using the conservative framing of Affirmative Action to cast doubt on his J.D. from Harvard and the teleprompter…

    Bush used a teleprompter too…

    and who can forget this?


  169. armand says:

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  170. Reggie, sponsored by Brawndo ™ says:

    Why do people post stupid cliched crap that makes no sense….

    It is what he is paid to do, disrupt debate and derail the threads.

    Odom and Koldys don’t hire the trolls based on their intellectual abilities, the only test they have to pass before being hired is ORAL.

    tap…tap…tap


  171. USCKitty =^..^= the official oracle of the Most Holy Chloe says:

    No president has been made fun of or doubted because of teleprompter use until now…


  172. dbadass says:

    Tell me that you’re not here for the attention db. Go ahead and lie to me.


    This is hardly the way to seek an honest response. The reason I am here is to reflect upon the evolutionary basis of social behavior as manifested in a novile environment but I think you already know that.


  173. bob lablah (sponsored by Snapple) says:

    Armand, I succumb to your combination of wit, folksiness and “devil-may-care” nihilism.

    Keep posting that “entertainment” and I’ll keep waiting with bated breath.

    Hey, genius, did you see this one?


  174. Reggie, sponsored by Brawndo ™ says:

    armand:

    What do you think you’re really accomplishing?

    I could never imagine being as pitiful as you and the other tea-bagger trolls. I bet you tell your mother you have this great job working as a political operative, because there is no way in hell you can tell here the truth.


  175. dbadass says:

    Who the hell is Mother Theresa?


  176. armand says:

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  177. dbadass says:

    Can I use the line?

    Sure if you would like. It won’t really matter though…


  178. bob lablah (sponsored by Snapple) says:

    By the way, can we get beyond the school kid teleprompter lie?

    Please don’t make me link the Daily Standard anymore.


  179. Reggie, sponsored by Brawndo ™ says:

    armand says:

    Reggie, sponsored by Brawndo, great liberal talking points Reggie.

    Unlike you I have a brain and used mine to write an intelligent comment.
    Obama single-handedly kicked the asses of the entire Republican congress and did so without a teleprompter.
    What did I write that wasn’t true?

    Be a Man for once in your life and debate the content of the comment, otherwise go back to troll central, you worthless waste of carbon.


  180. ElBruce, owned and operated by NewsCorp, Inc. says:

    I figure armand is just a racist bigot. They require some excuse for why a black man sounds intelligent because they can’t accept the notion that the black man actually is intelligent.


  181. bizarrobrain (Sponsored by Tysons chicken in a tube!) says:

    ElBruce, owned and operated by NewsCorp, Inc. says:
    I figure armand is just a racist bigot. They require some excuse for why a black man sounds intelligent because they can’t accept the notion that the black man actually is intelligent.


    Seems like all of our trolls are that way…actually seems like most of the conservative sources are that way. They disguise their bigotry and their hatred underneath cheap talking points. It’s really gotten old and Obama has only been President for just over a year.


  182. armand says:

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  183. armand says:

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  184. dbadass says:

    and I view dorks that dick around online intentionally acting like d ouches to be sad and pitiful curiosities…


  185. armand says:

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  186. armand says:

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  187. dbadass says:

    Hey db, lie to me some more, you know, in that doublespeak you use. It’s hilarious. C’mon, show me what ya got
    —-
    Are you suggesting I do not tell the truth? I think it ill advised to play a card that you hand doesn’t support….


  188. dbadass says:

    It always seems to be the same crap here.

    It does seem I spend a lot of time kicking th shit out of posers like you doesn’t it?


  189. dbadass says:

    Seems 189 did its magic and in only 8 minutes…


  190. glamourdammerung says:

    armand says:
    Armand isn’t quite a WASP name.

    Neither is “glamourdammerung”. Do you think that I could have made that up and it is not the name my mother gave me?


  191. Right Wing Dystopia says:

    armand says:

    You’re on your way out. Face it.

    I laugh in your face.

    We’re just getting started.

    Your demographic is aging out. Your petulant frenzies are becoming less frightening and more pitiable. You are about to implode from the weight of your own uselessness.

    You might win a few fights but remember, Happy Days had viewers right up until the day they were canceled.

    GOP: Shark Jumpers.

    Bye


  192. LibertyLover says:

    I think we ought to check the bottom of her shoes and up the sleeves on her dress as well, these are all common places to write teh cheat sheet.


  193. lux (brought to you by The Truth (c)) says:

    It’s amazing the way they defend Palin… I could have never anticipated them going so far as actually saying ’she meant to do that’… ya right foxies.. she probably also meant the whole ‘I can see russia from my window’ and all the other absurdly idiotic things she’s done to make only some 16% of the truly moronic public still like her and her folksy self.

    It’s all a clever plan by Palin to reduce her base to only the absolute worst of mankind.. ingenious – it’s working!

    I also want to give credit to Elbruce in post #3 for the great response:

    Amazing backflip through those flaming hoops with a twist!


  194. lux (brought to you by The Truth (c)) says:

    dbadass! haven’t seen ya around recently.. good to have ya back. Trolls need an asskicking.


  195. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Armand is just another sockpuppet, who should know by now that dbadass is here to challenge the trolls and collect recipes. ;)

    Armand sez: “It’s always the Republicans with you people isn’t it?”

    Well, sockpuppet, it’s a refreshing change from 8 years of “Clinton Did It!”, not to mention that it is, for the most part, factually correct.

    I do blame Obama and the Dems for forgetting that we had elections in 2006 and 2008 which clearly indicated that the American public was sick and tired of the Republicans driving the country off of a cliff. The Democrats were DEMOCRATICALLY VOTED into a majority position for a reason, which has apparently been forgotten in Washington.

    But, as for you, your various sockpuppet entities, the obstructionist Party of No and the clueless teabaggers, you can all go screw yourselves.


  196. Bluestocking says:

    As ThinkProgress reported on Saturday night, paid Fox News contributor Sarah Palin was caught using “hand”-written notes during a Q & A session at the National Tea Party Convention this weekend. Ironically, during the appearance, Palin also criticized President Obama for using a teleprompter during speeches.

    On Fox & Friends this morning, the hosts defended their colleague’s Telepalmer notes. Carlson suggested that it was a brilliantly clever plot to draw attention to Obama’s use of a teleprompter.

    *******************************************************

    Ye gods! I’ve heard of stretching a point, but this one’s been pulled way beyond the limits of credulity! They can’t be serious, surely? Are they sincerely trying to make us believe that this was intended as…satire???
    If so, I don’t know whether I should be be disgusted at their transparent efforts to make this slapdash and sophomoric behavior of hers seem legitimate…or whether I should simply laugh my a$$ off because of how desperate they evidently are to rationalize anything and everything she does.


  197. Eugene Debs sponsered by the Church of the presumptious assumption says:

    Armand is a LIAR. Armand is a moron. Armand is stupid and he knows it so he regurgitates what he was TOLD to think. Whether it is true or not doesnt mean a THING to Armand. He spews what he was programmed to spew. Armand is a waste of precious oxygen


  198. billancourt says:

    Please! I wonder if O’Reilly will be talking about Palin’s latest blunder tonight. This is really getting ridiculous, but I think Palin will fade out of Fox rather quickly. She is even an embarrassment to Fox, which is almost a contradiction in terms. It appears that even the slowest of slow have started to realize that ¨Palin is a handicap to anyone she supports. What I can’t fathom however, is this environment of animosity and hatred amongst Americans. We used to call people that had been fed a line of diatribe, that they defended in contradiction of fact, bigots, or racists, or morons. Now it seems that we’ve all forgotten that before all politics, religion, race or sex that we’re Americans first. What good is it to say that I’m a veteran and then argue that gays can’t be soldiers because they will be prancing around in lingerie in the barracks ? What good is it for me to talk about my love for God (any God), then promote hate or deny forgiveness ? People need to follow a piece of aadvice from the President and stop with the blogs and tv cablme hoopla. I’m not saying figuratively to stop watching Fox News, it’s sometimes comic, as is MSNBC et. al. nonetheless, how about going back to the days when people formed their opinions based on fact and not what some obese drug addict says is the opinion to adopt. Forming a viable third party is a great idea, it’sAmerican, it could help or at the very least become a


  199. billancourt says:

    pressure group, but instead the actuel “tea party” is just a thinly veiled “kkk” of the twenty first century. Let’s start thinking for ourselves again and let Glenn Beck and his buddies interview Joe the cable dude. For the love of Mike !


  200. shoe (formerly shoeless, sponsored by Nike) says:

    This is too funny. What a bunch of stupid dipshits.

    Tea-Party Convention: Lessons on Palin and the Movement

    At one point on Saturday, some disgruntled Tennessee tea-party activists held a press conference to complain about the cost of attending the event ($549 per person), which they say excluded many supporters. But when asked whether they begrudged Sarah Palin her reported $100,000 speaking fee, they blanched. “Of course not. I love Sarah Palin, we – I think it’s safe to say we – all love Sarah Palin,” said one of those complaining about ticket prices that presumably helped to pay for her keynote speech. A gushing love of Palin was, in fact, a major point of consensus at the convention. And she loved them right back. “America is ready for another revolution!” she enthused as the audience popped to their feet for the first of many ovations.


  201. HomerSexual says:

    CARLSON: But anyway, we we may never know.

    When you refuse to except the truth, of course you will never ‘know.’


  202. shoe (formerly shoeless, sponsored by Nike) says:

    Xisithrus says:

    ——————————————————————————–

    CARLSON: I think she did it on purpose.

    You dont say “on purpose” you say intentionally. “On purpose” sounds so unprofessional.

    I think she said it intentionally, in order to sound folksy, absolutely, down-to-earth, I can identify.


  203. ElBruce, owned and operated by NewsCorp, Inc. says:

  204. Pennlady says:

    Kilmeade of course you indentify with Palin. I bet you read as many newspapers as she does. You know any or all of them.


  205. armand says:

    Eugene Debs sponsered by the Church of the presumptious assumption says:

    ——————————————————————————–

    Armand is a LIAR. Armand is a moron. Armand is stupid and he knows it so he regurgitates what he was TOLD to think. Whether it is true or not doesnt mean a THING to Armand. He spews what he was programmed to spew. Armand is a waste of precious oxygen

    Another whining idiotic post from the sites hatemonger.

    What a little baby you are Eugene. I’ll tell your mommy to change your diaper and then you will feel better.


  206. Old Uncle Dave says:

    I am reminded of Jon Lovitz’ Tommy Flanagan.

    I think she did it on purpose. I think she did it on purpose. Yeah, that’s the ticket. And my wife, Morgan Fairchild, thinks so too. Yeah…


  207. Eugene Debs sponsered by the Church of the presumptious assumption says:

    ArmandWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    The one note sniveller. Got called on how he constantly whines so he accuses everyone ELSE of whining AS IF it would hide his constant snivelling. You are pathetic WWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH simply astoundingly stupid and pathetic. You must realize that you dont fool anyone.


  208. Eugene Debs sponsered by the Church of the presumptious assumption says:

    By the way ArmandWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    Tell YOUR trailertrash WHORE of a mother its time she stopped blowing you and all the other crackheads. You will never find a woman anyway but you REALLY need to stop having sex with YOURS


  209. karadagli61 says:

    Maybe the Mayans foresaw that the “Arctic Circle Jerk” was going to win the presidency in 2012 and decided that the world was pretty much screwed past December.



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