Is you guys. Seriously, readers, you are the single best gift I could have received this year. I’ll be off for the next two days cooking, opening presents, eating, and generally being familial. But as a very small token of my regard, I leave you with an exceedingly cute depiction of Mariah Carey as Santa’s curvy little helper:

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