"You Know What’s Boring?"
Movies that purport to be about people defying sexual and relational norms but are really about how sexual compatibility+friendship=soulmates with as much certainty and inevitability as a mathematical equation:
You know what’s even more boring? Two of them:
When even Mindy Kaling doesn’t change things, you know there’s trouble. Would it kill someone to make a movie with a messy ending about a couple that doesn’t end up choosing romance?