Closing Credits

-Has cable won the war to make television better, and lost its competitive advantage in the process?

-Relatedly, cable companies join the war on poverty.

-Rob Lowe will kill his wife. Er, fictionally, that is.

-Because what we really need is a Dane Cook-related teen romantic comedy apocalypse movie. With body switching and time travel. Are we sure this isn’t by those Scary Movie guys?

Green Lantern just might have a marketing problem (language NSFW):

‘Green Lantern’ To Fulfill America’s Wish To See Lantern-Based Characters On Big Screen