Alyssa

Artistic Advice For Herman Cain

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Dear Herman Cain,

Next time you want to make an animated movie to speed us quickly through some complicated ideas:

You might consider hiring someone who’s actually visually clever, like the folks behind the Tale of the Three Brothers:

Or the introduction to Hellboy 2:

That, or having a narrative that actually holds up under scrutiny and has a direct relationship to real American problems. Those tend to pan out better in the long term than Sim City ripoffs and Pokemon soundtracks.

Cheers,
Alyssa