The bridge is yours.

-Paula Deen has Type 2 diabetes.

-Because of The Hunger Games, we’re getting Battle Royale on DVD.

-In case you don’t have enough Zooey Deschanel in your life, she’s getting a web series.

Israel’s conquest of American television continues.

-Jon Stewart is off to the races on spending Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC money, being a pretty princess: