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Stephen Colbert to Publish Children’s Book | In the last week, Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert’s put on a clinic for how to run your family: first, he suspended The Colbert Report to be at his ailing mother’s side, and now he’s releasing a children’s book. I Am A Pole (And So Can You) the story of a plucky flagpole, will be out on May 8 for those of you who want to get your kids up to speed on progressive parody news while they’re still young and impressionable. And the book even has the blessing of children’s literature maesteo Maurice Sendak himself.