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Intermission

The bridge is yours.

-Kim Zolciak is coming for your television, America, and she is seemingly unstoppable.

-The pocket princesses are pretty awesome.

-Ladies apparently need other ladies to explain sports to us, instead of those intimidating men with their awful ties and stenorian voices.

-I am very excited by the possibility of a Carter Beats the Devil movie, less so by the prospect of Tom Cruise starring in it.

-More fodder for your Emma Watson crush:

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