Axe Will Never, Ever Learn

Pro tip, for the guys out there who might be contemplating an Axe purchase as a way to improve their dating prospects:

If you’re seeing women as disembodied breasts rather than actual humans, changing that attitude is way more likely to help you successfully interact with women than any one hair-care item or body spray. Just a thought.*

*To Axe’s credit, there’s an extent to which this ad may be trying to make that point, but I’m not sure I’d go so far as to call it successful.