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Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney’s Zombie Apocalypse

By Alyssa Rosenberg  

"Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney’s Zombie Apocalypse"

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If you’ve ever wanted to test out how you’d fare in the post-apocalypse, Joss Whedon is here with the case that Mitt Romney is the candidate for you!

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I feel like in the zombie apocalypse, Bain Capital would probably survive to restructure the remaining human sanctuaries. Can’t you just see the Governor from The Walking Dead calling for help in making his crackdown on Woodbury, Georgia more effective? Even zombie hordes can’t stop private equity.

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