Your Hair Is Everywhere»

Because you guys just won’t stop e-mailing me to ask about the quality of PhillyBeards at the Obama party last night, Glamocracy-and-Jezebel-Crappy-Hour-and-Cynics-Party Megan sent me this picture of me with the owner of the best beard in Philadelphia. It never seems like this at the time of the photo, but clearly both of have big, several-sheets-to-the-wind grins:

In the coming days, however, I will be shaving the beard for a super-secret Attackerman special project, about which more later.

If I See This Flick On YouTube, I Will Hunt You Down»

Oh my head. As promised, here’s Kanye-enhanced video from last night’s Obama party , filmed by Glamocracy’s Megan Carpentier who writes for Glamocracy.