"Top 10 Signs your Climate Summit is Just a PR Stunt"
The President has a two-day summit of the major greenhouse gas polluters this week. It will no doubt be full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. What are the top 10 clues?
9. Transportation is by stretch Hummer.
8. The air conditioning is set to 60 degrees.
7. The corporate sponsor is ExxonMobil.
6. The only celebrity you can get is Carrot Top.
4. The gift bags are filled with coal.
3. The after dinner toasts are made with corn ethanol.
2. It’s hosted by
George Bush Dick Cheney.
1. The Summit hasn’t even started and you’ve already rejected the key solution — mandatory emissions controls. OK, that’s not funny — is it?