There Will Be Tweets: ExxonMobil is on Twitter

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"There Will Be Tweets: ExxonMobil is on Twitter"

twitter.gifTwitter is the home of micro-blogging.

Members write text-based posts or “tweets” that are up to 140 characters long “for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing?” Or another simple question, “What corporate spin are you pushing?”

I know readers will be eager to “Join today to start receiving ExxonMobilCorp’s updates.” Heck, you might want to send the oil giant some of your own tweets as Desmogblog suggests (see “Is ExxonMobil following you on Twitter?“)

If nothing else, this proves ExxonMobil’s profits are too large, since they can afford to pay some PR stooge staffer to push this drivel, assuming these tweets are genuine and not some clever campaign to make the oil company look (even more) inane:

@theNP thank you for linking that article, we are reducing our dependence on oil as we expand our research into other engery sources. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to theNP

hi @kgrandia & @sheagunther, we do give money to groups. In 2007, we gave out $3.8 billion to Worldwide Environmental Organizations! about 15 hours ago from web

@seejohnrock, hopefully Wade has learned the difference between the mens room and ladies room, we don’t want our sinks used as urinals. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to seejohnrock

@brambleberry, did you know that in addition to R&D, ExxonMobil has spent over $13 million in the Save The Tiger Fund since 1992! about 21 hours ago from web in reply to brambleberry

@1WineDude, did you know that the Valdez spill wasn’t even one of the top 10 worst spills in history? Like the Nowruz Oil Field spill in ’80 about 23 hours ago from web in reply to 1WineDude

hi @instruisto, you’re doing great in your part of the country. With the avg. gallon of gas in the U.S. at $4.064 – you got a steal. about 23 hours ago from web

Have you read our ‘Long-Term Perspective’ in our 2007 Corporate Citizenship Report? http://tinyurl.com/6z34ud about 23 hours ago from web

Hi there, I’m Janet, one of a few Community Evengilist at ExxonMobil Corp. I’m here to answer any of questions from this twitter community. about 23 hours ago from web

Seriously!

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