"O.T. on T.O."
OK, this is mostly off-topic, but the Washington Post has an excellent feature on The Onion. Did you know The Onion has “160 full-time employees nationwide.” I didn’t think so!
Be warned — the article is relatively serious journalism and not that funny. So, if you want Onion humor you’ll have to go to “Wildfire Somehow Rages Back Into Control” or “Ford Reintroduces Model T Line That Made It Great,” which has the following great figure: