"David Letterman: Top Ten Surprises at the Senate Oil Spill Hearings"
More gallows humor from Dave:
Top Ten Surprises at the Senate Oil Spill Hearings
10. We may be moving to Mars sooner than we thought.
9. Proceedings hosted by the delightful Betty White.
8. Executives stalled by doing “Glee”-style musical number.
7. BP promised to never destroy the environment again.
6. Half of the questions were about whether LeBron should come to the Knicks.
5. BP chairman kept doing hilarious “The oily bird catches the worm!” joke.
4. Out of habit, CEO from Toyota showed up.
3. Amazing how sleezy those lying bastards are. And the oil executives were worse! Now stay tuned
2. Everyone seems excited about Late Show’s Close-Up Magic Week.
1. We’ll get Iron Man to fix it