David Letterman: Top Ten Surprises at the Senate Oil Spill Hearings

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"David Letterman: Top Ten Surprises at the Senate Oil Spill Hearings"

More gallows humor from Dave:


Top Ten Surprises at the Senate Oil Spill Hearings
10. We may be moving to Mars sooner than we thought.
9. Proceedings hosted by the delightful Betty White.
8. Executives stalled by doing “Glee”-style musical number.
7. BP promised to never destroy the environment again.
6. Half of the questions were about whether LeBron should come to the Knicks.
5. BP chairman kept doing hilarious “The oily bird catches the worm!” joke.
4. Out of habit, CEO from Toyota showed up.
3. Amazing how sleezy those lying bastards are. And the oil executives were worse! Now stay tuned
for Jaywalking!
2. Everyone seems excited about Late Show’s Close-Up Magic Week.
1. We’ll get Iron Man to fix it

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3 Responses to David Letterman: Top Ten Surprises at the Senate Oil Spill Hearings

  1. Russell says:

    The only real surprise would be NBC news admitting that the blowout preventer is another quality product from General Electric

  2. Randy says:

    Russell,
    I worked for GE Oil & Gas, and rest assured it was a CAMERON BOP made in France, NOT the HYDRIL BOP [now owned by GE and made in Houston, TX] that failed. By the way, keep up. GE sold NBC a long time ago, shankapotamus.