Stephen Colbert isn’t taking any of this global warming nonsense. In fact, he doesn’t believe the science is in on the whole “warming” thing at all: “I say the science isn’t in on thermodynamics. I believe water boils because it’s scared of fire.”
The government-manufactured heat index is just as bad. Steven enlightens us by explaining that it’s a government conspiracy to tell you “how hot to feel” just like that silly “time index tells you how sleepy to feel.”
“Oh it’s midnight here, but it’s nine in LA. Which is it President Obama? I don’t have to go to bed!”
It’s time to wake up on this, America. Let the real pundits communicate science.