17 Responses to Romney Goes Blue Collar, Says of Keystone ‘I Will Build That Pipeline If I Have To Do It Myself’
He’s said that at times in his life he’s worried about getting a pink slip and, more recently, that “I’m also unemployed.”
On Friday, he personally guaranteed that the Keystone XL tar sands pipeline would be built if he’s elected president:
“I will build that pipeline if I have to do it myself,” Romney said during a speech before state Republican Party leaders gathered at a retreat in Arizona.
I suppose now that he’s put the plans for his La Jolla car elevator on hold, he needs some project to keep him busy. But who knew he was a steel-drivin’ man?
Then I checked and sure enough, Bruce Springsteen had written a song about Romney. Here’s one of the verses:
Mitt Romney told his captain
“Lord a man ain’t nothin’ but a man
But before I let that steam drill beat me down
I’m gonna die with a hammer in my hand, Lord, Lord
I’ll die with a hammer in my hand.”
Still, if the pipeline to Canada’s climate-destroying tar sands must be built so we can export more refined product overseas, shouldn’t the few thousand jobs go to people without a quarter billion dollars?