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Memo to media: McCain doubletalks to woo conservatives and independents at the same time

To: Traditional Media
From: Climate Progress
Subject: Some questions for McCain’s big energy speech tomorrow

Summary: Don’t believe the McCain mantra that he is a straight talker. He is just an equal opportunity panderer who keeps counting on you to let him have it both ways.

To pander to independents, McCain says he wants to require a 70% cut in U.S. carbon dioxide emissions.

To pander to conservatives, he now says “I’ll call for lifting the federal moratorium for states that choose to permit exploration.”

[Questions for McCain: Did you know that even if the drilling you now support is incredibly successful and generates 800,000 barrels of oil a day many years from now, that would only not knock 2 cents a gallon off the price of gasoline! How can you sharply cut US fossil fuel emissions if you propose drilling for more fossil fuels?]

To pander to independents, McCain says he is for a cap-and-trade system to achieve his domestic CO2 emissions reductions.

But to pander to mandate-hating conservatives, he repeatedly denies that such a system is mandatory (see “McCain’s Double-Talk Express on Global Warming” and “John McCain is a compulsive doubletalker“). Just today he gave a true doublethink answer in his press conference:

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OT? The James Hansen of golf wins perhaps the greatest U.S. Open championship of all time

tiger-trophy.jpgHe did it. Proving once again that Freeman Dyson is no Tiger, Woods took home the US championship trophy, while playing in pain for five consecutive days.

If you missed the U.S. Open over the weekend, and the 18-hole playoff today with Rocco Mediate, which was played to a draw, forcing a sudden death 19th hole — then you missed one of the greatest golf matches of all time.

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No news is good news — literally, at this website

You say there’s not enough good news printed. Well enjoy this spoof website before Google’s lawyers shut it down:

Big Three Unveil Emissions-Free Lineup
Forbes - 46 minutes ago
DETROIT – In a joint announcement, Ford, GM and Chrysler revealed that all new 2008 models will feature emissions-free engines, with a minimum EPA rating of 75 MPG. “We are pleased to put an end to Detroit’s decades-long effort to stifle innovation and instead reclaim our role as a leader in automotive technology …

Long-awaited spray-on solar coating now available

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This just in: Great Ice Age of 2008 is STILL over

This is a follow up to the Climate Progress exclusive from April, “The Great Ice Age of 2008 is finally over — next stop Venus!” and May. NOAA’s National Climactic Data Center reported (here):

Based on preliminary data, the globally-averaged combined land and sea surface temperature was the eighth warmest on record for May, the seventh warmest for boreal spring (March-May).

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But don’t worry deniers, you can still cling to the fact that …

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