Sad Chicago

Reviewing the strange death of the Chicago Bulls a little while back, I concluded that “the only really plausible theory is that Chris Hayes left the Windy City to become Washington editor of The Nation and the Bulls are too sad to play.” Well, I went with Chris to the Wiz-Bulls matchup last night and, naturally enough, Chicago won. So score one for my theory. To save his job, Scott Skiles desperately needs to persuade Chris to move back.