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The Absolute Insanity Of Donald Trump’s Big Alabama Pep Rally, In 17 Tweets

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Trump-mania reached new heights in Alabama today as The Donald held a pep rally in a 40,000 seat football stadium in Mobile, Alabama. The stadium was not, in fact, full — but about 20,000 people attended — and it was a wild scene.

People waited in huge lines over 4 hours before the event was scheduled to start


A neo-Confederate activist passed out racist literature to people arriving by car


Donald Trump buzzed the stadium in his 757


Jeb Bush’s Super PAC countered with a plane of their own

These people are very thankful that Trump will be the next President


Trump entered to “Sweet Home Alabama”


He wore white shoes


A United States Senator wore one of Trump’s “Make America Great Again” hats

Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL) had nice things to say about Trump but didn’t formally endorse him.

Trump said his favorite book was the Bible. His second favorite was his own.


Trump is sick of the dummies


And Oreos


Donald Trump believes that Donald Trump is very smart


Trump will fix women


He randomly started trashing old race horses


He promised to never ride a bike


Trump exits to Twisted Sister


How Trump left


Scene.