"Letterman Mocks Limbaugh’s Heat Index Conspiracy Rant"
“These geniuses at the Weather Channel have come up with a new index, a new indices,” CBS late-night comic David Letterman complained last night. “It is the feel-like temperature.” Letterman parodied Rush Limbaugh’s rant about the heat index being a government plot to exaggerate the current heat wave, even though it first used in 1978. “Mind your own business! Don’t tell me what it feels like, all right? I am going to go out — come on. Another sign of a meddling bureaucracy trying to tell us what we feel like! That’s like someone coming into your home and saying, ‘Oh, sure, Dave’s telling jokes, but they’re not funny.’ I’ll decide, okay? Leave that up to me!”