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Fredo Has A New Job | Disgraced former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has accepted a job as a law professor at Belmont University School of Law, an unaccredited law school that opened its doors a mere two months ago and which doesn’t even have a second or third year class. Needless to say, this is not the kind of job that normally goes to a former member of the president’s cabinet, former senior White House official, former state supreme court justice, and former partner in a large international law firm. Then again, most federal department heads do not greenlight torture or or politicize the entire process of law enforcement.