NEWS FLASH

Over 100 Barbarians Glitter ‘Marcus Bachmann’ Outside Ex-Gay Clinic | A flashmob of over 100 “barbarians” approached one of Marcus Bachmann’s religious counseling clinics today in protest of the harmful ex-gay therapy they offer. Staff locked the horde out, so in lieu of confronting the actual Bachmann, the barbarians performed a ritual “glitter baptism” on “Marcus Bachmann,” as they continued to chant, “you can’t pray away the gay, baby I was born this way!” A smaller group similarly protested the clinic last month. The presidential candidate’s husband has previously compared homosexuals to “barbarians” who “need to be educated” and “disciplined.”