Colbert Apologizes To Gays For Assuming Natural Disasters Were Their Fault

Last night, Stephen Colbert opened his show with a “rare public apology” to the gay community. He explained, “I know from my TV preacher friends that God sends hurricanes and earthquakes to punish gayness.” Naturally, the recent disasters that struck the east coast made him assume “how gay did the gays gay it this time?” Of course, Michele Bachmann explained the real reason for them was not the gays: