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Jon Stewart: Gays ‘Want The Worst Parts Of Being Straight’ | Jon Stewart poked fun at same-sex marriage during a rare stand-up performance in Milwaukee, Wisconsin on Saturday: “I can understand gay marriage being an issue if the government was going to make it mandatory,” he said before delving into the so-called “gay agenda” and its core, secret conservatism. “[Gays] want to get married and fight in our military. They want the worst parts of being straight.”