"Colbert Takes On Military Bestiality And Homosexual Penguins"
Last night, Stephen Colbert addressed the scare that the proposed repeal of the military’s sodomy law would have legalized bestiality. The military confirmed it would have done no such thing and the measure was ultimately dropped in conference, but Colbert warned, “Folks I don’t need to tell you what this would do to morale. Say a staff sergeant and his bomb-sniffing dog begin to have feelings for each other. At first they keep it professional, but soon their nightly patrols are turning into moonlit walks! And before long, no one else in the squad wants to be in the shower when they’re soaping each other up, because now it seems weird!” Colbert also covered the recent story about a pair of gay penguins who were separated by zookeepers. Watch it: