O’Reilly Teaches Viewers the True Meaning of Christmas

According to Bill O’Reilly, Christmas is under siege from the “secular progressive agenda…to get Christianity and spirituality and Judaism out of the public square.” The self-described “leading general of the anti-secular forces in this country” often devotes radio and television segments to the issue around this time of year.

Thankfully, the man defending Christmas understands its true meaning. Here’s what he said on last night’s Factor:

Every company in America should be on its knees thanking Jesus for being born. Without Christmas, most American businesses would be far less profitable. More than enough reason for business to be screaming “Merry Christmas.”

O’Reilly speaks from experience. Featured prominently on his website is “The O’Reilly Christmas Store,” where loyal Factor viewers can buy books, jackets, and coffee mugs featuring the right-wing commentator’s favorite slogans.