"Department of Crazy Notions"
K-Lo reminds us why she is an irreplaceable national treasure:
A totally crazy Saturday-morning thought: Wouldn’t George W. Bush make an awesome high-school government teacher? Wouldn’t it be something if his post-presidential life would up being that kind of post-service service? How’s that for a model? Who needs Harvard visiting chairs and high-end lectures? How about Crawford High? (Or wherever?) Reach out and touch the young before they are jaded, or break them of the cynicism pop culture and possibly their parents have passed down to them. Whatever you think of President Bush, he’s a likable guy in love with his country with some history and experience to share.
The best part will be when he explains to kids that the president does not, in fact, have an obligation to follow the law and can just order arbitrary detention and torture willy-nilly because, hey, we’re a nation at (undeclared, neverending) war. “That’s right kids, if President Obama wants to have your testicles crushed no law and no treaty can stop him — that’s what the constitution says!” But of course if those kind of opinions are good enough for Berkeley Law School then why not high school civics?