"Must-See Onion Video: Romney Builds Time Machine To Wipe Out Previous Versions Of Himself"
We’ve detailed the exhaustive list of dramatic changes Mitt Romney has made to his energy policies in a few short years. As a previous supporter of cap and trade, climate science, vehicle efficiency, electric cars, and public investments in clean energy, Rommey was once the poster child of progressive ideas on energy.
As the press continues to pick up on the story, Romney needs to find a way to change the conversation. How’s he going to do it? No, not with an Etch A Sketch. As the Onion New Service reports, he’s built a time machine to go back and snuff out previous versions of himself.
With Romney once taking a completely different stance on almost every issue he stands for today, is this the only way he can wipe the slate clean?