-Mark Twain wrote an advice book for little girls, including the note that “Good little girls ought not to make mouths at their teachers for every trifling offense. This retaliation should only be resorted to under peculiarly aggravated circumstances.”

-I take full responsibility for the fact that Revolutionary War movies are now a trend — this latest one is about the Oneidas’ relationship with the Colonial Army.

-Guarding the Los Angeles County Museum of Art.

-Bryan Cranston on Walter White’s transformation and the six movies he’s shot recently.

-We probably will have a News of the World hacking scandal movie, but when it happens, Tilda Swinton should play Rebekah Brooks: