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Colbert: Oreos Are Coming Out Of The Pantry As Homo-snack-suals | Last night, Stephen Colbert took on the so-called “controversy” over Oreo’s decision to share a Pride Month rainbow-colored cookie on Facebook. Calling the cookie a “homosnacksual,” Colbert called upon other food products to “come out of the pantry” in regards to their political leanings. Surely Tony the Tiger believes that trans-vaginal ultrasounds are a “Grrrrrrrrrrross” invasion of privacy! Watch it:

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Colbert Drafts Straight Comedy Starring ‘Will And Graysen’ | In his comments endorsing marriage equality, Vice President Joe Biden remarked that he believes the comedy Will & Grace helped educate the American public about the lives of gays and lesbians. In response, Stephen Colbert wrote a new “straight comedy” with characters Will and Graysen called Pussy Hound. Eric McCormack helped Colbert with a reading of the script by portraying Graysen. Watch it:

NEWS FLASH

Stephen Colbert To Gays: ‘It’s Up To You To Keep Us From Discriminating’ | Last night, Stephen Colbert poked fun at Rep. Steve King’s (R-IA) recent claims that gay people should adopt a “don’t ask, don’t tell” approach to their sexuality in the workplace in order to prevent discrimination from homophobic employers. Colbert included the story, first reported by ThinkProgress’ Scott Keyes, in a segment calling on Mitt Romney to select King as his vice presidential running mate. “Hear that the gays? It’s up to you to keep us from discriminating. Because once we know you’re gay, I have a natural desire to fire you. And, unlike gay, discriminating is not a choice,” Colbert pronounced. Watch it:

The Colbert segment also included mention of another story first reported by ThinkProgress, specifically of King claiming some Americans never end up using “a dollar worth of health care.” (HT: Towleroad)

Health

Stephen Colbert: ‘Obamacare Is Dead!’

Stephen Colbert poked fun at some of the predictions of the Affordable Care Act’s demise before the Supreme Court. “Obamacare is dead!” he declared on Wednesday night’s episode of the Colbert Report. “It was killed by nine people in black robes. I told you there would be death panels.”

After the court adjourned Wednesday, legal and political analysts took to cable news networks to declare the proceedings a “train wreck,” which Colbert one-upped by calling the proceedings “a train wreck that slammed into the Hindenburg, landed on the deck of the Titanic, and then sailed it to see “John Carter.”

Colbert then poked fun at the misguided assumption that if the government can force you to buy health insurance, sooner or later they’ll force you to eat broccoli.

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Alyssa

Louis C.K. and the Radio and Television Correspondents’ Dinner

I was on the road last week when Louis C.K. pulled out of hosting the Radio and Television Correspondents’ Dinner, but for a number of reasons, it strikes me as the right move, and not a surprising one. Much of the public speculation about his decision is linked to some off-color remarks he made about Sarah Palin, which I think we can all agree were both off-color and not exceptionally funny or insightful. But when I spoke to him at the Television Critics Association press tour in January, he actually suggested that it had been a mistake to accept from the start and that he was looking for a way to withdraw. He said:

I don’t know why I agreed to do that. I’m actually thinking of getting out if it. I don’t have any political opinions, I just am very curious. And it’s very interesting to listen to what people say. What’s the best way to run a country and the world? Those are really profound questions. I don’t have the confidence to say that I know one way or another. Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I’m very suspicious. It doesn’t make sense to me that you’d have the same solution to every issue. I just like listening. I try to take people who are way far away from what I think or understand and put a representative of them on my show. I like to try to learn form them. When we did the show with the Christian anti-masturbating lady…it was more fun to have her really eloquent and see if I could learn from someone who never masturbates. There really is a very blissful, beautiful idea behind that. I f I could stop, I would be very happy. When I went to Afghanistan with the USO, I’m a pacifist and i’m really against any violence, and I think there’s zero reason to ever do it. I learned so much from being around those folks, and I feel like I was enriched by it…I think it’s better to illuminate shit and learn about it than to opinionate about it…I’m a little dumb. I sleep too much, and I did a lot of drugs when I was a kid. I can’t handle the responsibility of having a political opinion.

I think that’s both true and a reason why, even though I think C.K. is a remarkable comedian, he wouldn’t have been particularly good at this kind of gig. That kind of curiosity and wonder are compelling and important, but they’re also entirely alien to the culture of Washington, and might be interpreted as an affront by people who take their worldviews and their sense of how to run a country very, very seriously, which is too bad. Stephen Colbert may have mocked President Bush’s sense of certainty, but I’m not sure he was calling the project of partisanship into question as a whole, which is part of why his performance was so effective and devastating. C.K. is a rarer, weirder, more open creature, and I wonder if the whole thing might have been more awkward for him than it would have been a calling to account for the people who sat through his performance.

Climate Progress

Colbert Agrees With Mitt, Rick, And Newt: Plants, Windmills And Algae Are Dumb

Last night, Stephen Colbert mocked the Republican presidential candidates for their derision of climate science and clean energy. Colbert took on Rick Santorum’s pithy argument against the threat of carbon dioxide pollution (“Tell that to a plant“), Mitt Romney’s attack on renewable energy and electric vehicles (“You can’t drive a car with a windmill on it“) and Newt Gingrich’s mockery of biofuels research (“Algae!“):

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Colbert imagined what the past would have been like if the GOP’s present-day anti-science obsession held sway then.

“Hold on there sport, you want to cure my syphilis with the mold on a hunk of bread? I’d rather remain blind and insane,” Colbert said. “And I’m pretty sure these gentlemen [the GOP candidates] feel the same way.”

NEWS FLASH

Colbert Mocks Indiana Legislator Who Opposes Girl Scouts | Indiana state Rep. Bob Morris (R) recently refused to honor the Girl Scouts’ 100th anniversary because he believes they are a “radicalized organization” that promotes homosexuality and abortion. Last night, Stephen Colbert mocked the lawmaker’s position and the “small amount of web-based research” he did that informs it. Watch it:

Alyssa

‘The Colbert Report’s Suspension and the Contraception Debate

I’m sorry to hear that production on The Colbert Report is suspended for two days. As some other folks have pointed out, an unexpected hiatus generally means that something bad has happened in a show’s family, so the Colbert team is in my thoughts. And given our continuing conversation about the Obama administration’s contraception rules, I’m particularly sorry to have Colbert out of action right now. Having someone who is seriously, thoughtfully Catholic—Colbert’s taught Sunday school, if you need proof—break down the issue with humor doesn’t just mean Colbert has credibility on the church’s issues and dogmas. It means he can find jokes in the weeds that other people wouldn’t even know are there for the taking:

I’d have loved to see him take on House Oversight Committee Chairman Rep. Darrell Issa’s decision this morning to exclude women from testifying at a hearing on contraception coverage.

Update

The Wall Street Journal reports that the suspension is due to an emergency in the Colbert family. My prayers will be with them.

Climate Progress

McKibben Talks Keystone XL on Colbert Report: “We Blew By Half a Million” Messages to Congress in 6 Hours

Environmental Activist and 350.org Founder Bill McKibben had a lot to be excited about when he walked onto the Colbert Report last night. After wondering publicly whether the environmental movement could accumulate 500,000 messages in 24-hours from citizens opposed to the Keystone XL tar sands pipeline, by last night he announced that they’d done it in less than seven.

But the battle over Keystone XL is not even close to finished. The Senate introduced an amendment in a transportation bill yesterday that would allow Congress to approve the project. Meanwhile, activist groups are hoping to raise over one million signatures against the tar sands pipeline by noon today — shattering any previous petitions from environmental organizations.

So it was fitting that faux-pundit Stephen Colbert invited McKibben “the troublemaker” onto his show just before the next Congressional showdown. Will the rally against the Keystone XL experience the infamous “Colbert Bump” after last night’s appearance? We can only hope.

“The Colbert Bump is the curious phenomenon whereby anyone who appears on The Colbert Report gets a huge boost in popularity, causing them to win elections, receive massive increases in money (making Colbert the greatest fundraiser ever), receive major awards and even get laid (The Colbert Bumpin’ Uglies).

Watch McKibben’s segment on last night’s show:

 

 

NEWS FLASH

In Less Than 7 Hours, Over 500,000 People Sign Up To Keep Keystone XL Killed | Less than seven hours after progressives launched a campaign to mobilize opposition to the Keystone XL pipeline, the 24-hour goal of 500,000 signatures has been reached. “Um, I don’t quite believe it,” tweeted 350.org founder Bill McKibben, who is appearing on tonight’s Colbert Report show to discuss the climate crisis. “Whaddya say we just keep going?

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