The bridge is yours.

-For the distinguished meth or television connoisseur in your life, Walter White sneakers.

-The cultural exchange that made the Tintin story The Blue Lotus so good.

-Watchmen 2 is a thing. Everything is terrible.

-Sounds like Valentine Wiggin’s going to have true grit.

-Are we on our way to usage-based billing?

-So, the Murdochs fired a bunch of people to save a business deal that now looks like it’s dead? Charming.

-Our television shows are officially ageless — or at least, the advertising in them will stay updated.

-Well, this is one way to make Archie comics seem edgy again.

-Your regular re-up of Kelly Clarkson singles has arrived.

-Still think The Adventures of Tintin would have been a lot better as a live-action movie: