All my life, people have been telling me “Matt, you can’t get drunk and start swinging knives around at people.” To the weak-minded, this is good advice, but I do it all the time and there’s never any ill-effect. For example, at a New Year’s Eve party, I got into this small knife fight with Becks and it was all fine.

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