"We’re Number 2"
Shaw, the neighborhood I kinda sorta live in (it’s not clear to me which neighborhood my house is technically in, but I identify as Shaw rather than Columbia Heights since I never go to any CH places) is the second-bloggiest neighborhood in America behind only the insidious Clinton HIll in Brooklyn.
More to the point, as select friends are aware I’m constantly claiming that I’m going to relocate to Portland, Oregon. I barely know anything about Portland, but everything I hear sounds good. The list has someplace called “The Pearl District” in Portland as the sixth bloggiest neighborhood in America. So now it’s official, I’m not just moving to Portland, I’m moving to the Pearl District in Portland. Although that’s a sucky name and Northwest Triangle sounds a lot better.