Pinky and Me

Tim Noah offers up the ultimate Benazir Bhutto college remembrances parody column.

For my part, I met Prince Hamzah bin al-Hussein of Jordan when we were at Harvard and he was the Crown Prince. He didn’t strike me as a particularly appealing person on any level. Nevertheless, all this Bhutto business did leave me looking forward to the day when I could reminisce about the King. It turns out, though, that he was removed from the position in 2004. Tragic stuff. I don’t think anyone else I know from school is likely to become a dictator anywhere.