"Over Soon But Then Lasting Forever"
I find this new John McCain take on his remarks about staying in Iraq for 100 years pretty confusing. Formerly, we weren’t supposed to worry about his commitment to a war of indefinite duration because, you see, the 100 years was tacked on with the proviso that no Americans would be killed. How this kind of open-ended commitment was supposed to get us to that zero-casualty point was unclear. But now we learn that “the war for all intents and purposes, although the insurgency will go on for years and years and years, but it will be handled by the Iraqis, not by us, and then we decide what kind of security arrangement we want to have with the Iraqis.”
This, to me, is baffling. If the insurgency is still going on “for years and years and years” then either the insurgency is taking place but U.S. troops have left Iraq (which McCain opposes) or else the war is continuing. I guess the McCain alternative is that the insurgency keeps fighting, and our troops stay in Iraq, but the insurgents forget we’re there and generously decide not to attack us. Or something.